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He who would reach the desired goal must, while a boy, suffer and labor much and bear both heat and cold. [Lat., Qui studet optatam cursu coningere metam Multa tulit fecitque puer, sudavit et alsit.]

5 years ago

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Tags : Horace Quotes , Boys Quotes , Goal Quotes

Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha
ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.
Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen
meri biwi hai!

10 years ago

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Tags : Jokes SMS

Let me admonish you, first of all, to go alone; to refuse the good models, even those which are sacred in the imagination of men, and dare to love God without mediator or veil.

5 years ago

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Men Quotes , Imagination Quotes

What a frail, easily hurt, rather pathetic thing a human body is, naked; somehow a little unfinished, incomplete!

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Tags : D. H. Lawrence Quotes , Hurt Quotes , Naked Quotes

History Ki Teacher Ne Pappu Ko
Khada
Kiya Aur Sawal Puchha....
Teacher: “ Batao Ganga Kahan Se
Nikalti
Hai Aur Kaha Ja Ke Milti Hai???
”
Pappu: “ Madam, Ganga School Ke
Bahane Ghar Se Nikalti Hai Aur
Mandir
Ke Piche Vivek Se Jaakar Milti Hai.”

10 years ago

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She looked much younger than her age, indeed, which is almost always the case with women who retain serenity of spirit, sensitiveness and pure sincere warmth of heart to old age.

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Tags : Fyodor Dostoevsky Quotes , Heart Quotes , Serenity Quotes

Ek Din Sapne Mein Aakar Humse Kaha Khuda Ne Yeh,
Tune Kiya Bharosa Sabhi Par Tujhe Iski Saja Milegi,

Main Kya Karun Meri Kismat Hi Aisi Hai Mere Ajij Sagar,
Jiske Saath Bhi Tu Wafa Karega Usi Se Tujhko Jafa Milegi…

10 years ago

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Tags : Sad Shayari SMS

Sari Dunia Agar Rooth Bhi Jaye Koi Parwa
Nahi,
Na Jane Q Ik Tere Rooth Jane Se Jaan Nikal
Jati Hai.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS , New Whatsapp Status

~:TRUE LINES:~
3-CHIZE ZINDAGI Me1 Baar Milti Hain-
1.MAA-BAP
2.WAQT
3.DOST

3-CHIZE SOCH-SAMAZ Kar Uthao-
1.KADAM
2.KASAM
3.KALAM

3-CHIZE SOCH Kr KARO-
1.PYAR
2.BAAT
3.FAISALA

3-CHIZE Kisi Ka INTZAR Nhi Karti-
1.MOUT
2.WAQT
3.UMAR

3-CHIZE CHHOTI Na Samjho-
1.KARZ
2.FARZ
3.RISHTA

3-CHIZE Humesha DARD Deti H-
1.DHOKA
2.GARIBI
3.YAADE

3-CHIZO se Humesha Aap KHUSH Rahenge-
1.GOD
2.FAMILY And
3.DOSTI

10 years ago

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In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.

6 years ago

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Tags : Alan K. Simpson Quotes , Country Quotes , People Quotes

Kind hearts are the gardens, Kind thoughts are the roots, Kind words are the flowers, Kind deeds are the fruits, Take care of your garden And keep out the weeds, Fill it with sunshine, Kind words, and Kind deeds.

5 years ago

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Tags : Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Quotes , Weed Quotes , Kindness Quotes

Great Thought:
When we cant laugh again on the same joke,
then why do we cry again and
again for the one and the same pain

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Tags : Love Saying SMS , New Whatsapp Status

The Greek people are entrepreneurial.

5 years ago

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , People Quotes , Greek Quotes

“Climbing To The Top Demands Strength, Whether It Is To The Top Of Mount Everest Or To The Top Of Your Career.”

6 years ago

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Tags : Dr. APJ Kalam Special Quotes , English Quotes , Life Quotes , Life Saying SMS , Motivational Quotes

You can only really get under anybody's skin if you are married to them.

5 years ago

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Tags : Agatha Christie Quotes , Skins Quotes , Married Quotes

Ab Kise Chahein Kise Dhunda Karein
Woh Bhi Aakhir Mil Gaya Ab Kya Karein,

Halki Halki Baaris Hoti Rahe
Hum Bhi Phoolon Ki Tarah Bhiga Karein,

Aankhein Munde Is Gulabi Dhoop Mein
Der Tak Baithe Use Socha Karein,

Dil, Mohabbat, Deen Duniya, Shayari
Har Dariche Se Tujhe Dekha Karein,

Ghar Naya Bartan Naye Kapde Naye
In Purane Kagjon Ka Kya Karein…

10 years ago

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Tags : Long Sms

I Hate U Because
I Love U More Than Me
I Love U Because
I Cant Live Without U
I Miss U Because
I`m Addicted To Ur Company
I Like U Because
No 1 Is So Sweet Like U
I Want U Because You Make Me Feel Safe
I Need U Because
U R Life.

10 years ago

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socha tha unko is kadar bhul jaige dekhkar bhi undekha kar jaige par jab jab samne aaya unka chehra socha is bar dekhle agli bar bhul jaige @j@y v€®m@

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

JAQUES: Rosalind is your love's name? ORLANDO: Yes, just. JAQUES: I do not like her name. ORLANDO: There was no thought of pleasing you when she was christened.

5 years ago

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Names Quotes , Like Her Quotes

Ulfat mein aksar aisa hota hai,

Ankhein hansti hain aur dil rota hai,

Maante hain hum jinhe manzil apni,

Humsafar unka koi aur hota hai,

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS