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  • The police have enough work to keep them busy regulating automobile traffic, preventing robberies and crimes of violence and helping lost children and little old ladies find their way home. As long as the police confine themselves to such activities they are respected friends of the public. But as soon as they begin inquiring into people's private morals, they become nothing more than armed clergymen.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Alan Watts Quotes , Children Quotes , Home Quotes
  • Dil ke armano ko aankhon se samjhayein kaise,
    Mushkil hai hal-e-dil unhe sunayein kaise.
    Unki chahat hai hamein unko ye batayein kaise,
    Jamane ki majburiyon se baaj aayein kaise.
    Kashti hai beech samandar mein bachayein kaise,
    Aandhiyon mein diya ishq ka jalayein kaise.
    Sehara me aagaye hain gulshan ki talash mein,
    Baharon ko tere ghar ka pata batayein kaise.
    Hum tanha nahi deewano ke sahar mein aadin,
    Zakhm kitne mile hain kisi ko dikhayein kaise.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • LADY murge wale se:
    Koi achchha murga dikhao ?

    Murge wale ne Murga dikhaya

    LADY (Uske niche haath laga k):
    Ye Karachi ka hai.

    Koi aur dikhao ?

    2nd murge k b niche haath laga k:
    Ye to Faisalabad ka hai !

    3rd murge k b niche haath laga k:
    Yes, ye Afganistan ka hai.

    De do.
    Paise dene k baad Lady: Tum kaha ke ho ?

    MURGE WALA (Sharmate hue): Ab main kya
    batau.
    Aap khud hi check kar lo !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bachpan se 2 hi Cheeze sabse jyada mili hai,

    Dard aur Dost
    fark sirf itna hai,
    Ki Dard muje hasne nahi deta aur
    DOST Mujhe rone nahi dete..!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS
  • Aaj Aasmaan Me Taare Kam
    Dikhe, Baarish Me Patte
    Nam Dikhe, Jinki Nazro Me
    Jagah Nahi Thi Hamare Liye..
    Khuda Ki Kasam Aaj Unki
    Ankho Me Hum Dikhe..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Kash Humari Bhi Parwah Kisi Ne Ki Hoti,
    To Ye Duniya Humse Ruswa Na Hoti,
    Agar Aata Aap Jaisa Muskurana Humein,
    To Humse Bhi Kisi Ne Mohbbat Ki Hoti
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Wo yaad nahi karte,

    Hum bhula nahi sakte,

    Wo hansa nahi sakte,

    Hum rula nahi sakte,

    H pyar itna khubsurat humara ki wo bata nahi sakte,

    Aur hum jata nahi sakte.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Badi Muddat Se Aas Lagai Hai Maine,

    Khabar Jo Unke Aane Ki Suni Hai Maine,

    Andhere Mein Thokar Khakr Gir Na Jayein Woh Kahi,

    Isiliye Apne Hi Daamn Mein Aag Lagai Hai Maine…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • 17 Century Mom 2 Her Son
    Beta Apne Religion K Ladki Se Shadi
    Karna
    18 Century- Apne Caste Ki Ladki Se
    19 Century- Apne Level Ki Ladki Se
    20 Century- Apne Desh Ki Ladki Se
    21 Century- Koi Bhi Par Ladki Se
    Karna
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • एक बाबा प्रवचन दे रहे थे - जिंदगी में बहुत सी चीजों के लिए आदमी चाहता है कि वो देर से हो मगर वो जल्दी हो जाती हैं ......
    और बहुत सी चीजों के चाहता है जल्दी हो जाय मगर वो देर होती हैं .... बताओ इसका कोई उदाहरण है .....
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    एक भक्त बोला – बाबा जी “शादी और तलाक .....” :-P #BARARBOYS
    • 10 years ago



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  • Stephen Blackpool fall into the loneliest of lives, the life of solitude among a familiar crowd. The stranger in the land who looks into ten thousand faces for some answering look and never finds it, is in cheering society as compared with him who passes ten averted faces daily, that were once the countenances of friends
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Cheer Quotes , Live Life Quotes