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  • You have filled my tea with lumps of sugar, and though I asked most distinctly for bread and butter, you have given me cake. I am known for the gentleness of my disposition, and the extraordinary sweetness of my nature, but I warn you, Miss Cardew, you may go too far.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Cake Quotes , Missing Quotes
  • aye barish jara tham k barsna.
    Jb meri jaan aa jae to jm k barsna..
    pehle na baras k wo aa na ske..
    jb wo aye fir itna baras k wo ja na ske..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Deep to andhi mei bhi jala karte hain,
    phool to kanton mei bhi khila karte hain,
    kitne khusnaseeb hota hain wo
    jinhe aap jaise pyare dost mila karte hain.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship Shayari SMS
  • The idea, shared by many, that life is a vale of tears, is just as false as the idea shared by the great majority, the idea to which youth and health and riches incline you, that life is a place of entertainment. Life is a place of service, and in that service one has to suffer a great deal that is hard to bear, but more often to experience a great deal of joy. But that joy can be real only if people look upon their life as a service, and have a definite object in life outside themselves and their personal happiness.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Leo Tolstoy Quotes , Real Quotes , Ideas Quotes
  • Pati Shadi k bad zindgi kute Jaisi Ho Gayi

    Wife Kutte se kya brabari karoge wo to 1 ghanta fasa k rakhta hai Tumhri to 5min me fat jati hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher :- Homework Complete Kyu Nahi Kiye Ho!
    Student :- Teacher Se,
    Sir...
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    Zaise Aap Mujhe Ghar Ka Homework Yanha Nahi Banane Dete Hai Waise Hi Mujhe Meri Maa Yanha Ka Homework Ghar Pe Nahi Banane Deti Hai...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mana Ki Aaj Hum Akele Reh Gaye,
    Judai K Aasu Ankhon Se Beh Gaye,
    Rote Hue Ko Kaun Chup Karaega,
    Jo Chup Karaate The Wo Hi Rone Ko Keh Gaye
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Sabjiwale ki Shadi hui...


    SUHAG RAAT ko Biwi ke upar Pani Chidkne
    laga..!!

    Wife: Kya kr rahe ho..??

    Sabjiwala: MAAL Taza Kr Raha hu... : P

    @Love.Sp
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Girl: Valentines Day Qarib Hai Janu,
    Kya Gift Doge?
    Boy: Kya Chahiye?
    Girl: Ring
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    Boy: Ring Dunga Par Uthana Nahi,
    @Balance Kam Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Valentine Day Messages
  • CID Again:

    Ghare Ghare Thay Chhe Sasu Vahu Na Kajiya,
    Ghare Ghare Thay Chhe Sasu Vahu Na Kajiya,

    ACP Bolyo:

    DAYA , Varsad Chhe Lai Aav Ne 500 Gm. Bhajiya.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Shayari SMS