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  • Hamari rooh me na samaye hote to bhool jate unhe
    Itna kareeb na aaye hote to bhool jate unhe.,
    Ye kahtey hue ki mera talluk nahin tumse koi,
    Ankhon mein aansu na aaye hote to bhul jate unhe.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Naa koi rishta naa koi shartBas ek anjana see ehsaasJaise jindagi odh aayi hoEk halka saa libasAur baahein phailaaye keh rahi hoMujh se dosti karogeEk umar mera sath dogeBas yahi ek ehsaas hainJo hamein dosti ke liye prerit karta hain...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS
  • Tis pleasant purchasing our fellow-creatures; And all are to be sold, if you consider Their passions, and are dext'rous; some by features Are brought up, others by a warlike leader; Some by a place--as tend their years or natures; The most by ready cash--but all have prices, From crowns to kicks, according to their vices.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Lord Byron Quotes , Passion Quotes , Years Quotes
  • Santa in bmw at Petrol
    Pump:"5 Rupaiye Ka petrol daal
    do." . . . . .
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    Pump wala (gusse me):"Itna sara
    petrol
    dalwa ke kahaan jana
    hai?" ;> . . . .. . .
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    Santa: "Jaana kahi nahi hai pagle,
    Hum to aise hi paise udaate
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Mai Apna "DUKH" Kise

    sunau ??

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    1 Hi Ladki Ka Number Tha

    mere Pass Wo

    bhi Nirmal Baba Ki Bato

    me Aakar Delete

    kar Dia.......;) Neeettu:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • होली‬ के रंगों मै ‪‎रंगने‬ की मुझे कोई जरूरत नहीं
    उसे देखते ही यह चेहरा ‪गुलाबी‬ हो जाता है !
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Holi And Dhuleti SMS
  • Har Ahat Par Teri Intjar He.
    Dur Ho Ke Vi Tu Mere Pas He.
    Na Itna Yad Aao Hame Ki
    Hamara Dil Puche???
    Dadkan Kiske Pas He.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • चींटू: मम्मी प्लीज ये रस्सी अपनी जीभ से काट दो।

    मम्मी: बेवकूफ रस्सी जीभ से कैसे कट सकती है?

    चींटू: क्यों? कल ही तो पापा कह रहे थे कि आपकी जुबान कैची की तरह चलती है।
    • 4 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Hindi Jokes , Jokes Quotes
  • Koi Bhi Ladki Ladkon Se 2 Cheezein Chahti Hai,,,, 1 Ladke Ke Dil Mein Jagah,,,, Aur Doosara Zindagi Ke Kisi Bhi Muqam Par Wo Uska Saath Na Chhode....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi
    hai.
    Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de
    raha hai?
    Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill
    nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Leadership is an ability to understand
    that different human beings have different
    motivation forces at different times and situatinons..
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    Good Morning.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Morning SMS