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  • Aye Mere Humsafar
    Meri Ye Zindgaani Aap Se Hai
    Mera Naseeb Hai Ki Aap Mil Gaye
    Mujhe..
    Mere Har Janam Ki Kahaani Aapse
    Hai..!
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS

  • Zinda Rehne Ke Liye Zarori To Nahi,
    Ki Main Saans Loon,
    Tum Dhadkan Ban Kar Sath Raho,
    Mere Liye Itna Kafi hai ..!!
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Ik Sher Arz hai
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    Idhar Bhi Gum ho Gaya hai.
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    Udher Bhi Gum ho Gaya hai.
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    Msg Delete kar Do Sher khatam ho Gaya hai.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Shayari SMS
  • चोर : तुम्हारी जेब में जो कुछ है फटाफट

    निकाल दो!

    छगन : भाईसाहब, ऐसा मत कीजिए। अगर मैं

    खाली जेब लेकर घर गया तो मेरी बीवी

    मुझे कच्चा चबा जाएगी!

    चोर : और अगर मैं खाली हाथ घर पहुंचा

    तो मेरी बीवी क्या मुझे तल के खाएगी?:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Kise Ko Kya Hasil Hoga Mujhe Yaad Karke "Dosto"
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    Main To Aam Insaan Hu......
    Aur Yaha Har Kise Ko Ek "Khass" Ke Talaash Ha.......!
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Apni Taqdeer Mai To Kuch Aise HiSilsile Likhe Hai.
    "Kisi Ne Waqt Guzarne K Liye DostiKar Li,
    :
    "To Kisi Ne Dosti Kar K Waqt GuzarLiya".
  • 9 years ago



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  • :: Best sardar jokes ::
    Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa
    Wife: y r u standing here?
    Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun
    Wife: Tou Jao
    Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Sardar Jokes
  • dard ka ehsaas jan na hai to pyaar karke dekho..apni aankho me kisi ko utaar kar dekho..chhot unko lage gi aur tumhe aansho aajayenge...ye ehsaas jan na hai to dil har kar dekho...s.k
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Call girl ke birthday par
    Saheli ne sms kiya:
    Har adami tere nange badan
    Pe barse,
    Tere jevan mein aaye itne
    Customer,
    Ke tu pura sal bra-panty
    Pehnne ko tarse.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Nonte: Oye, Tu To Doctor Ke Paas Jaane Waala Tha, Kya Hua? Fonte: Yaar Kal Jaaonga, Aaj Thodi Tabiyat Kharab Hai :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur
    bola ghar jaane ki kya fees hai.. ??
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    Doctor:" 300 rupees.
    Engineer:"Chale Dr Sahab.. ??
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    Dr ne bike nikali engineer aur Dr
    Ghar pahuch gaye
    Dr bola mareez kaha hai.. ??
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    Engineer:"Maree z toh koi nahi hai ,
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    taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur tu
    300 mein le aaya...
    Engineer Rocked-Doctor Shocked !! :P
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Sajaya Tha Tere Pyar Say Humney Apni Zindagi Ko,
    Mehkaya Tha Tere Pyar Say Humney Apna Gulistan,
    Lekin Jaane Kya Khuda Ko Tha Manzur,
    Ke Paane Ke Baad Apko Kho Diya Humne,
    Ab Raat Sochne May Guzar Jati Hai,
    Kyu Khusiyon Ko Nazar Lag Jati Hai,
    Tere Sparsh Ko Odh Ker So Jati Hu,
    Her Kerwat Per Tujhi Ko Sapno May Dhund Lati Hu…
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • Zindagi to hum bhi jee rahe thay,

    Taqdeer humari kharab nikli

    Tajmahal hum bhi bana sakte thay,

    Mumtaz humari bewafa nikli...
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS