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  • come here santa ... come here !!
    christmas day is here and so are we
    welcome to our region... we are all waiting for you!
    welcome to the most wonderful day of the year!
    merry christmas & happy new year 2011.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Christmas SMS
  • Intezaar Ke Lamhe Sholey Mein Badalne Lage Hain,
    Hum Unka Intezaar Karne Lage Hain,
    Woh Aayi Nahi Abhi Tak Samay Bahot Ho Gaya Hain,
    Ab To Hum Ghadi Se Bhi Sharminda Ho Gaye Hain….
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Miss You SMS
  • Boy :give a condom?
    SalesGirl: Can I touch ur Penis 4 size?
    Boy:ok
    SalesGirl: Give him “M“ size,
    wait..Give “L‘
    wait..Give ‘XL‘
    oh shit
    Give me a tissue-paper.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Dheere dheere se ab tere
    pyaar ka dard kam hua,
    Na tere aane ki khushi hui
    aur na jaane ka gam hua,
    Jab log mujhse puchte
    ...hain hamari dosti ki
    dastaan,
    Main keh deta hun ki ek
    fasana tha jo ab khatam
    hua…....

    Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Woh Hum Se Rooth Gaye, Ya Aisa Dikhana Chahte Hain,
    Woh Humein Bhul Gaye, Ya Aise Bhulana Chahte Hain,

    Lete Hain Khabar Na Meri Kabhi,
    Lete Hain Khabar Na Meri Kabhi,
    Or Na Kabhi Apni Khabar Batana Chahte Hain…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • Ek Aalu ne bhindi ko " I Love U"
    ka messge kia....
    Bhindi ne usy buhat bura bhala kaha aur boli
    Tum itny moty ho
    or me itni Smart
    Aalu ko ya sun ka buhatdukh hua....
    Aalu ne us din ka baad itni sabziyan Phansai..
    k
    k
    k
    Aj aap dekh saktay hen
    k
    Aalu-Ghobi,
    Aalu- Bengan,
    Aalu-Palak,
    Aalu-Matar,
    Aalu-Gajer,
    Aalu-Methi,
    or
    Bichari Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hy KHUMANSINH
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS
  • Pati-Patni Me Zagde Ke Baad,
    Pati Ne Kagaz Pe Likha,
    "Mujhe 6.Baje Jaga Dena."
    Patni Ne Subah Kagaz Pe Likh Diya.
    "6 Baj Gye Hai Uth Jaao."
    • 10 years ago



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  • ???श्क ???र ???ोस्ती ???ेरे ???ो ???हान ???ै, ???श्क ???ेरी ???ुह, ???ो ???ोस्ती ???ेरा ???मान ???ै, ???श्क ???र ???ो ???िदा ???र ???ुँ ???पनी ???ूरी ???िँन्दगी, ???र ???ोस्ती ???र, ???ेरा ???श्क ???ी ???ुर्बान ???ै। €?HappyFriendshipDay‬
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS , Friendship Day SMS
  • If kisses were water,
    I will give u sea.
    If hugs were leaves,
    I will give u a tree.
    If u luv a planet,
    I will give u a galaxy,
    If friendship is life
    I will give u mine.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Raat Gahri Hai Dar Bhi
    Sakte Hain Hum Jo Kehte
    Hain Kar Bhi Sakte Hain
    Aap Jo Roothe To Itna Bhi
    Na Socha Hum To Pagal
    Hain Mar Bhi Sakte Hain!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS