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  • Techr: 1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi pr Paninhi rahega,
    Jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi

    Stu: Sir kya hume us din chutti hogi?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai,
    Koi mil gaya to koi bichad gaya,
    Jise har pal maanga maine duaon mein,
    Khuda se mujhe wo bina maange hi mil gaya,
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Ek ajeeb sa manzar nazar aata...
    Har ek aansu samundar nazar aata he...
    .
    Kaha rakhu me shishe sa dil apna...
    Har kisi ke haath me patthar nazar aata he
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Bhgwan ka diya sab kuch h
    Books h
    Notes h
    Time h
    Mauka h
    or hausla to itna h ki jb chahu padh sakta hu
    bs 1 hi bat ki kami h
    Mood
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • I happen to have a talent for allocating capital. But my ability to use that talent is completely dependent on the society I was born into. If I'd been born into a tribe of hunters, this talent of mine would be pretty worthless. I can't run very fast. I'm not particularly strong. I'd probably end up as some wild animal's dinner.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Warren Buffett Quotes , Running Quotes , Strong Quotes
  • The river itself has no beginning or end. In its beginning, it is not yet the river; in the end it is no longer the river. What we call the headwaters is only a selection from among the innumerable sources which flow together to compose it. At what point in its course does the Mississippi become what the Mississippi means?
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Mean Quotes , Rivers Quotes
  • लडकीयां 300 की एक सेंडल
    खरीद के आएगी और
    “पूरे घर मे कहती हैं शापिंग करके आ
    रहीहूं”
    .
    और लडके 2००० की दारु पीकर आते है
    फिरभी,
    .
    “चुप चाप सो जाते है
    “साधा जीवन उच्च विचार
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Happy New Year to you!
    May every great new day
    bring you sweet surprises…
    a happiness buffet.
    Happy New Year to you,
    and when the new year’s done,
    may the next year be even better,
    full of Pleasure joy and fun!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : New Year SMS
  • Pyar se pyari hai teri dosti.
    Jaan hamari hai teri dosti.
    Miss call ka syrap or sms ki tablet dete rahena.
    Kyu ki ek khubsurat bimari hai teri dosti…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS
  • Santa Aadhi Raat Ko Apni MOTI Biwi
    Ko Jaga Ke Bola...
    .
    .
    Ghut Ghut Ke Marna Sahi Hai Ya fir
    Ekdum Se mar jana ? .
    .
    Biwi: Ekdum Se mar jana accha hota
    hai !!
    .
    .
    . .
    .
    .
    .
    Santa : To Apni Dusri TAANG Bhi
    Mujhpe Rakh de Aur
    .
    Kissa Khatam Kar mera !!!....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Khilkhilati Subah, Tazgi Se Bhara
    Savera Hai, Fulo Or Baharo Ne
    Apke Liye Rng Bikhera Hai, Subah
    Keh Rhi Hai Jaag Jao, Apki
    Muskurahat Ke Bina Sab Adhura Hai.
    Good Morning....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Morning SMS
  • Cry, the beloved country, for the unborn child that's the inheritor of our fear. Let him not love the earth too deeply. Let him not laugh too gladly when the water runs through his fingers, nor stand too silent when the setting sun makes red the veld with fire. Let him not be too moved when the birds of his land are singing. Nor give too much of his heart to a mountain or a valley. For fear will rob him if he gives too much.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Alan Paton Quotes , Running Quotes , Country Quotes