1 srdar bullet chala rha tha, very funny sms
sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai?
Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai.
Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi bullet chalai h?
Ldki slow ho gai
Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya.
Ldki: or chala le bullet.
Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlai h to bta de break kaise lagte hain.
3 log marne k bad swarag k darwaje par pahuche..
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1st bola-mai pujari hu maine apki zindagi bhar sewa ki mujhe andar aane do.
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God-next.
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2nd-mai doctor Hu. maine zindagi bhar logo ki sewa ki mujhe andar aane do.
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God-next..
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3rd-main shaadi shuda hoon.
God-Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar aaja..
Gulab Ki Mehak Bhi Fiki Lagti
Hai, Kaun Si Khushbu Mujme Basa
Gayi Ho Tum, Zindgi Hai Kya Teri
Chahat Ke Siva, Yeh Kaisa Khawab
Aankho Ko Dikha Gayi Ho Tum.
Aarzoo-e-dil Ne Hame Deewana Bana Diya..!!
Roye Na The Kabhi Aapne Rula Diya.....!
Humne To Har Waqt Yaad Kiya Aapko..!
Lekin...aapne Yaad Karne Me Zamana Laga Diya
This whole business of Trade gives me to pause and think, as it constitutes false relations between men; inasmuch as I am prone tocount myself relieved of any responsibility to behave well and nobly to that person who I pay with money, whereas if I had not that commodity, I should be put on my good behavior in all companies, and man would be a benefactor to man, as being himself his only certificate that he had a right to those aids and services which each asked of the other.
Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue...
tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pata he na kya karna hai..?
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Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,,
Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..! :P :v :D
Each person comes into this world with a specific destiny--he has something to fulfill, some message has to be delivered, some work has to be completed. You are not here accidentally--you are here meaningfully. There is a purpose behind you. The whole intends to do something through you.
Pyaar karne ka hunar hame nahi aata ,
Isliye pyaar ki baazi hum har gaye ,
Humari zindagi se unhe bahut pyaar tha ,
Shayad isliye wo hume zinda hi mar gaye ........ ! .
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Hume apka sadiyo tak intezar rahega
Jab tak chahoge pyaar barkarar rahega
Tod do dil agar kisi aur ke waaste
Fir has kar marnaa bhi khush gawaar rahega.
Apne Pyaar Ko Chupana
Chaha Par Chupa Na Sake,
Diwane Dil Pe Kaabu Hum Pa Na
Sake,
aaj Itne Karib Se Gujar Gaye
Wo, Phir Bhi Unka Hath Hum Tham
Na Sake
3 kamchor mil k khana kha rhe thy,
unko namak km laga,
1bola"jo pehle boly ga wo namak laye ga.
Sb bethey rahe.
na koi bola,
na khaya, 3din aise he guzar gaye,
teeno behosh ho gye.
Logo ne murda samaj kar janaza parhaya.
jab pehle waley ko qabar mein utarne lage to woh
bola
"oye mai zinda hu"Baki 2no bhi usi waqt boly"chal putr namk le k aa"