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  • Pappu Road Pe Sandas Kar Raha

    tha.

    Police Ne Use Pakad Liya.

    Jab Use Le Jaane Lage To Pappu

    bola :

    "sahab Saboot To Utha Lo":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • padosi se kaha main ne,meri biwi ko mat ghooro
    tumhari bhi bhali changi hai,us ko hi ghoor lo bhai..
    wo bola muskura kar ?aap bhi kya baat karte hain
    mithai apni khaata hai kabhi kya koi halwaai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Both Miss Lavinia and Miss Clarissa had a superstition, however, that he would have declared his passion, if he had not been cut short in his youth (at about sixty) by over-drinking his constitution, and over-doing an attempt to set it right again by swilling Bath water.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humorous Quotes
  • Mat Dekh Koi Shaks Gunehgar
    Kitna Hai, Ye Dekh Tere
    Saath Wafadar Kitna Hai,
    Ye Mat Soch Use Kuch Logo
    Se Nafrat Hai, Ye Dekh Use
    Tujhse Pyar Kitna Hai..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Umar Ki Raah Mein Raste Badal Jate Hai,
    Waqt Ki Aandhi Me Insan Badal Jate Hai,
    Sochte Hai Tumhe Itna Yaad Na Kare Lekin,
    Ankh Band Karte Hi Irade Badal Jate Hai…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sad SMS
  • [There is] a duty in refusing to cooperate in any undertaking that violates the Constitutional rights of the individual. This holds in particular for all inquisitions that are concerned with the private life and the political affiliations of the citizens.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , War Quotes , Rights Quotes
  • 1 ladka 1 ladki ko window se ishara kr k bola,

    “jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja“

    ladki chapal utar k boli

    “1 bar aja aja aja aja,aa ja.k.k
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Yah dosti chirag hai ,isse jalaye rakhana
    yah dosti gul hai isse khilaye rakhana.
    Hum rahe na rahe iss jahan main.
    Bus hamari yaad dil me basaye rakhana.
    Milana bichudna sab kismato ka khel hai,
    Kahi nafrat to kahidilo ka mail hai,
    Bik jaye hai har riste iss duniya me,
    Sirf dost hi dost ko kam kaam aata hai.
    Dosti wo anmol rista hai,Jo bade yatno se khoji jati hai
    Prem, mukut, komal dhage me piro kar moti,
    Haar gale ka ban jati hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship Shayari SMS
  • Aapni Pyar Ko Yado Me
    Sjayenge. Band Aankho Se
    Bhi Ek Dusre Ko Dekh Payenge.
    Hum Koi Wakt Nahi Jo Gujar
    Jayenge. Tum Jab Bhi Yaad
    Kroge Apne Khabon Me Paoge.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Meri dosti ke sare ehsas le lo,
    Dil Se pyar ke sare jajbat le lo,
    Nhi chorenge saath tumhare,
    Is dosti ke chahe hazaron imtehan le lo…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Q : With reference to women’sattire , ‘Ulta palla’ and ‘ seedha palla’ are associated with what ?
    A. Choli
    B. Aanchal
    C. Lehnga
    D. Ghagra

    Ans : B. Aanchal

    By : Arun Singh
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : General Knowledge SMS
  • Love is Life-( ♥♥"Even Though You Never Loved Me I Always Kept Smiling Because... .

    I didnt Want People To Blame You..

    As A Reason Behind My Tears....♥♥

    naren ♥—
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • All my life I have had an awareness of other times and places. I have been aware of other persons in me. Oh, and trust me, so have you, my reader that is to be. Read back into your childhood, and this sense of awareness I speak of will be remembered as an experience of childhood. You were then not fixed, not crystallized. You were plastic, a soul in flux, a consciousness and an identity in the process of forming--ay, of forming and forgetting.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Jack London Quotes , Childhood Quotes , Soul Quotes
  • I would say this, I'll go back to those black ladies I was talking about who love them some Barack and love Michelle even more - and by the way, they are not middle-aged anymore, because I'm now middle-aged. So they're a little bit older. As fervent as they were, as excited and happy as they were when I was elected, they had to go to work the next morning. They still had trouble paying those bills. They might have still had a son who was in trouble with the law or couldn't get a job because of a felony record. They didn't stop being grounded.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Morning Quotes , Jobs Quotes