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  • Most of us after 20yrs:
    "Aaj kal ke bache kya jaane what music is. Gaane toh humaare time me hote the -chaar botal vodka, kaam mera roz ka".
    • 10 years ago



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  • I know that there are those who disagree with the overwhelming scientific evidence on climate change. But here's the thing -- even if you doubt the evidence, providing incentives for energy-efficien cy and clean energy are the right thing to do for our future -- because the nation that leads the clean energy economy will be the nation that leads the global economy. And America must be that nation.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , America Quotes , Doubt Quotes
  • Palkon pe dastak dene koi khwab ane wala hai.
    khabar mili wo khwab sach hone wala hai.
    me ne kaha oski palkon pe ja.
    jo dost mera abhi sone wala hai.
    Good Night
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Night SMS
  • Aadhi Raat Ko Koi Sapna Aa Jata Hai
    Phir Sona Muskil Ho Jata Hai
    Rab Ki Kasam Maine Pyar Nahi Kiya
    Ye Pyar To Apne Aap Ho Jata Hai…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Har Roz Koi Khuwaab Toot Jaata Hai
    Har Roz Koi Apna Rooth Jaata Hai
    Na Jany Meri Qismat Main Kya Hai
    Jisay Mein Yaad Karon Wohi Mujhe Bhool Jata Haiiii
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • लड़कियां गर इसी तरह के एक्सप्रेशन के साथ सेल्फ़ी लेती रही तो जल्द ही स्कूलों में पढ़ाया जाएगा कि

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    हमारे पूर्वज बन्दर :monkey:नहीं

    बत्तख :chicken:थे..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ek Coaching Mein Teacher Padha Rahe The.

    Unhone Wanha Present Students Se Kaha - Ek Din Aisa Ayenga Zab Prithawi Par Paani Hi Paani Hoga Aur Sare Ziw-zantu Nast Ho Zayenge.

    Sawmartinant:-Sir! Us Din Coaching Aana Hai Ya Nahi?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Santa ko 2crore ki Lotery nikli,
    Loterywala-Apko Tax kat ke 1.75cr milega,
    Snta-ye to Galat bat hai,
    mujhe pure 2cr do,nahi to mere 100Rs wapas do
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Kya Horela Hai Beedu..
    apun Ko Tera Bahut Memory
    aa Rela Tha..
    Isi Vaste Tere Ko SMS kiyela
    Hai..
    Tu apun Ka MAST Friend Hai.. Miss To Karegaich Na..!

    Chal Reply Chipka..


    • 10 years ago



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