Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya.
Doctor: Ye kaise Hua?
Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha.
Mujhe 1 Admi Bola -
Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar......
Khan
When BP was not moving fast enough on claims, we told BP to set aside $20 billion in a fund - managed by an independent third party - to help all those whose lives have been turned upside down by the spill.
Ishq ne hame benam kar diya,
har khushise hame anjan kar diya.
Hamne kabi nai chaha ki ishq hame bhi ho,
par unki 1 nazar ne hamara kaam tamaam kar diya.
Dil badal na dena sim ki tarah.
Dosti low n karna battry ki tarah.
Pyar kam na karna balance ki tarah.
Hamesha meri zarurt mehsus karna CHARGR ki tarah.
By - santu maity
Hume Ye Nhi Pta Tha Ki Hum Kyo Aapse Door Ja Rhe Hai
Hume Ye Nhi Pta Tha Ki Hum Aapke Bin Kaise Rhenge
Hume Ye Nhi Pta Tha Ki Hum Aapko Kitna Yaad Krenge
Hume Ye Nhi Pta Tha Ki Humara Khwab Pura Hoga Kaise
Bas, Pta Tha Itna Ki
Ek Deewani Hai Aapki Jo Aapse Behad Pyar Krti Hai
Aapki Khushi Ke Liye Vo Kuch Bhi Kar Sakti Hai
Har Tufan Ka Rukh Aasani Se Badal Sakti Hai
Aur Aap Chaho To Apni Jan Bhi De Sakti Hai…
Ae khuda khusiyan to leli par dard tu wapas leta nahi
Meri mohabbat se bhi muje tu mila deta nahi
Kaisi kashmakash mai phas gaya hun mai"Raj"
Jeene ki waja nahi khuda aur marne tu deta nahi...
I never wavered in my certainty that God did not exist. I was simply liberated by the thought that there might be a way to engage with religion without having to subscribe to its supernatural content - a way, to put it in more abstract terms, to think about Fathers without upsetting my respectful memory of my own father. I recognized that my continuing resistance to theories of an afterlife or of heavenly residents was no justification for giving up on the music, buildings, prayers, rituals, feasts, shrines, pilgrimages, communal meals and illustrated manuscripts of the faiths.