Gf ne bf ko call kiya to uss ke bhanje ne fone uthaya....
Gf : Apne uncle ko fon do.
Bacha : Aap ka name ?
Gf : Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e-man ka call hai...
Jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha,
usse sunn kar ladki behosh ho gayi...
uss ne masumiyat se kaha : "lekin aunty, mobile pe to "JUGAAD" likha hai....
Khubsurat sa 1 pal kissa bn jata hai,
jane kon kb jindgi ka hissa bn jata hai,
kuch log jindgi me aise milte hai,
jinse kabhi na tutne wala rishta ban jata hai.
Sometimes if I tell people, 'I'm afraid that I'm really a fraud,' or 'I have a lot of self-doubt,' they go, 'Oh, no, you're kidding.' I go, 'No, I'm really honest.'
Some say that by fighting the terrorists abroad since September the 11th, we only stir up a hornets' nest. But the terrorists who struck that day were stirred up already. If America were not fighting terrorists in Iraq and Afghanistan and elsewhere, what would these thousands of killers do - suddenly begin leading productive lives of service and charity? ... We are dealing here with killers who have made the death of Americans the calling of their lives.