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  • 1 srdar bullet chala rha tha, very funny sms
    sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai?
    Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai.
    Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi bullet chalai h?
    Ldki slow ho gai
    Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya.
    Ldki: or chala le bullet.
    Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlai h to bta de break kaise lagte hain.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • 3 log marne k bad swarag k darwaje par pahuche..
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    1st bola-mai pujari hu maine apki zindagi bhar sewa ki mujhe andar aane do.
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    God-next.
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    2nd-mai doctor Hu. maine zindagi bhar logo ki sewa ki mujhe andar aane do.
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    God-next..
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    3rd-main shaadi shuda hoon.
    God-Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar aaja..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Gulab Ki Mehak Bhi Fiki Lagti
    Hai, Kaun Si Khushbu Mujme Basa
    Gayi Ho Tum, Zindgi Hai Kya Teri
    Chahat Ke Siva, Yeh Kaisa Khawab
    Aankho Ko Dikha Gayi Ho Tum.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Aarzoo-e-dil Ne Hame Deewana Bana Diya..!!
    Roye Na The Kabhi Aapne Rula Diya.....!
    Humne To Har Waqt Yaad Kiya Aapko..!
    Lekin...aapne Yaad Karne Me Zamana Laga Diya
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Broken Heart SMS
  • This whole business of Trade gives me to pause and think, as it constitutes false relations between men; inasmuch as I am prone tocount myself relieved of any responsibility to behave well and nobly to that person who I pay with money, whereas if I had not that commodity, I should be put on my good behavior in all companies, and man would be a benefactor to man, as being himself his only certificate that he had a right to those aids and services which each asked of the other.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Money Quotes , Responsibility Quotes
  • Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue...
    tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
    Pata he na kya karna hai..?
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    Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,,
    Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..! :P :v :D
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Each person comes into this world with a specific destiny--he has something to fulfill, some message has to be delivered, some work has to be completed. You are not here accidentally--you are here meaningfully. There is a purpose behind you. The whole intends to do something through you.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Rajneesh Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Spiritual Quotes
  • Pyaar karne ka hunar hame nahi aata ,
    Isliye pyaar ki baazi hum har gaye ,
    Humari zindagi se unhe bahut pyaar tha ,
    Shayad isliye wo hume zinda hi mar gaye ........ ! .
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    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Hume apka sadiyo tak intezar rahega
    Jab tak chahoge pyaar barkarar rahega
    Tod do dil agar kisi aur ke waaste
    Fir has kar marnaa bhi khush gawaar rahega.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • प्रश्न :- जीवन क्या है ?

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    उत्तर :- Facebook और WhatsApp से बचा हुआ समय ।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • प्यार मे कोई दिल तोड़ देता है
    दोस्ती मे कोई भरोसा तोड़ देता है
    ज़िंदगी जीना तो कोई गुलाब से सीखे
    जो खुद टूट कर दो दिलों को जोड़ देता है…
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Apne Pyaar Ko Chupana
    Chaha Par Chupa Na Sake,
    Diwane Dil Pe Kaabu Hum Pa Na
    Sake,
    aaj Itne Karib Se Gujar Gaye
    Wo, Phir Bhi Unka Hath Hum Tham
    Na Sake
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • 3 kamchor mil k khana kha rhe thy,
    unko namak km laga,
    1bola"jo pehle boly ga wo namak laye ga.
    Sb bethey rahe.
    na koi bola,
    na khaya, 3din aise he guzar gaye,
    teeno behosh ho gye.
    Logo ne murda samaj kar janaza parhaya.
    jab pehle waley ko qabar mein utarne lage to woh
    bola
    "oye mai zinda hu"Baki 2no bhi usi waqt boly"chal putr namk le k aa"
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS