Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

Be thou the rainbow in the storms of life. The evening beam that smiles the clouds away, and tints tomorrow with prophetic ray.

5 years ago

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Tags : Lord Byron Quotes , Love Quotes , Smile Quotes

Khwabo K Andar Zinda Mat Raho;
Balke Apne Andar Khwabo Ko Zinda Rakho;
Mohabbat Unse Nahi Hoti Jo Khoobsurat Ho;
Khoobsurat To Wo Hota Hai Jinse Mohabbat Ho!!!

10 years ago

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Koi pass aata nhi
Koi saath nibhata nhi
Ham itne begane ho gaye
Aansu v mere aankho me rukta nhi

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Jaha yad na aye wo tanhai kis kam ki,
Bigde rishte na bane to khudai kis kam ki,
Beshak apni manzil tk jana h,
Par jaha se apne na dikhe wo uchai kis kaam ki...

10 years ago

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Tags : Life Saying SMS

If I can catch him once upon the hip, I will feed fat the ancient grudge I bear him.

5 years ago

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Revenge Quotes , Shylock Quotes

Near my house in Los Angeles is a waterfall. I love to take the wife and kids, but it's also near a sketchy neighborhood. So there's a lot of gang members that hang out at the waterfall. It's like somebody took an Ansel Adams photo and then put a Cypress Hill video inside it.

6 years ago

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Tags : Al Madrigal Quotes , Kids Quotes , Gang Members Quotes

He holds him with his glittering eye, And listens like a three years' child.

5 years ago

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Tags : Samuel Taylor Coleridge Quotes , Children Quotes , Eye Quotes

If we must have a tyrant, let him at least be a gentleman who has been bred to the business, and let us fall by the axe and not by the butcher's cleaver.

5 years ago

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Tags : Lord Byron Quotes , Fall Quotes , Tyrants Quotes

Some say love,
Some say love,
So some people say cheerio,
But mostly we love Ginse
They say we are enabling our life

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS , New Whatsapp Status

ROSE is RED
my friendship is GREAT.
grass is GREEN
friendship is CLEAN
sky is BLUE
my friendship is TURE
star is BRIGHT
my friendship is RIGHT.

10 years ago

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Tags : Friendship Shayari SMS

Sab ko sab kuch nahi milta,
Har lahar ko sahil nahi milta.
Yeh dil walon ki duniya bhi ajeeb hai,
Kisi se dil nahin milta to koi dil se nahin milta

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

I love a ballad in print o' life, for then we are sure they are true.

5 years ago

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Love Quotes , Ballads Quotes

This is certain, that a man that studieth revenge keeps his wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well.

5 years ago

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Tags : Francis Bacon Quotes , Forgiveness Quotes , Revenge Quotes

if wealth is lost,nothing is lost,if health is lost,something is lost, if character is lost, everything is lost.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Saying SMS , New Whatsapp Status

When I first heard hip-hop I thought it was rubbish because I didn't understand the concept of people talking over music.

6 years ago

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Tags : Akon Quotes , Talking Quotes , People Quotes

Maine Kya Bigara Tha Jo Tumne Tod Daala Hai.
Ye Tukrey Mein Nahi Loonga,
Mujhe To Dil Bana Kar Do.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Ladki ne boy friend ko call kiya to
uss ke bhanje ne phone uthaya.
Ladki:
"Apne uncle ko phone do..!"
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Bacha:
"Aap ka name..?"
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Ladki:
"Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e
man ka phone hai..!"
Jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha
usse sunn kar ladki behosh ho
gayi..!!
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Uss ne masumiyat se kaha:
"Lekin aunty mobile pe to "Sonu
Plumber" likha hua tha..!!!

10 years ago

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Tags : Funny Jokes

Look, history is interesting. I read three books on George Washington last year. And my opinion is that if they're still analyzing the first president, the 43rd president ought to be doing what he thinks is right. And eventually, historians will come and realize whether... the decisions I made made sense.

5 years ago

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Book Quotes , Thinking Quotes

To carry feelings of childhood into the powers of adulthood, to combine the child's sense of wonder and novelty with the appearances which every day for years has rendered familiar, this is the character and privilege of genius, and one of the marks which distinguish it from talent.

5 years ago

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Tags : Samuel Taylor Coleridge Quotes , Children Quotes , Character Quotes

Zakham Chupane Ke Liye Bahana Chahiye,
Dard Sunane Ke Liye Zamana Chahiye,
Har Shaksh Karib Aakar Chala Jata Hai,
Ek Wo Hi Nahi Aata Jinko Aana Chahiye.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS