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  • पप्पू खाना-पीना त्यागकर तपस्या करने गया। थोड़ी ही देर में भगवान प्रकट हो गए। भगवान ने कहा, तुम्हारी तपस्या पूरी हो गई, बोलो क्या वर मांगते हो?
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    पप्पू ने गुस्से में भगवान को देखा और बोला-
    ऐसे कैसे वर मांग लूं। हर बात का एक सिस्टम होता है।
    मैंने तो सुना था आपके आने से पहले तपस्या भंग करने के लिए अप्सराएं आती हैं,
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    उसका क्या हुआ।
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • The case of Andrews is really a very bad one, as appears by the record already before me. Yet before receiving this I had orderedhis punishment commuted to imprisonmentand had so telegraphed. I did this, not on any merit in the case, but because I am trying to evade the butchering business lately.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Abraham Lincoln Quotes , Punishment Quotes , Trying Quotes
  • If Electricity Goes In America
    They Call The Power Station..
    In Japan They Test The Fuse
    But
    In India They Check The Neighbours
    House..
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    "Sab Ki Gayi Hai Na, Fir Thik Hai"
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • Tujhe Ishq Ho Khuda Kare
    Koi Tujh Ko Usse Juda Kare
    Tere Lub Hansna Bhool Jaen
    Or Teri Aankh Purnam Raha Kare
    Usse Dekh Ke Tu Ruk Pare
    Or Woh Nazar Jhuka Ke Chala Kare
    Tujhe Hijr Ki Woh Jhari Lage
    Tu Millan Ki Har Pal Dua Kare
    Tere Khuwab Bikhrain Tooot Kar
    Use Kirchi Kirchi Chuna Kare
    Tu Nagar Nagar Phira Kare
    Tu Galli Gallli Sada Kare
    Tujhe Ishq Ho Phir Yaqeen Ho
    Use Tasbeehon Pe Parha Kare
    Main Kahoon Ke Ishq Dhong Hai
    Or Tu Nahin Nahin Kaha Kare
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • *Aaj-Kal k Kamine
    bacche*
    must read....
    Baccha: Mom mai kaise
    paida hua..?
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    Mom: Aasmaan se Ek
    Pari aai wo tumhe meri
    Goad me rakh k chali
    gyi...
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    Baccha: Kyun.? Ab wo
    Suhaag Raat wala
    system khatam ho gya
    kya..?
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Kabhi Ro Ke Muskuraye,Kabhi Muskura Ke Roye,
    Jab Bhi Teri Yaad Aayi Tujhe Bhula Ke Roye,
    Ek Tera Hi To Naam Tha Jise Hazar Bar Likha,
    Jitna Likh Ke Khush Hue Us Se Jayada Mita Ke Roye!!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • Shokhi To Har WaQt loot-te hai Log mere Khwabo ki,
    Shabnam To Roj Barasti Hai Mere Aankho ki,
    Yu To Har Koi Basana Chahta Hai Mujhe,
    Apni Saanso Main Khushbu Ki Tarah,
    Yu Khushbu Bhi Kise Naseeb Hui Hai Meri Saanso Ki,
    Dariya To Har WaQt Bikhre Pade Hai Sitaro K, Mere Aagan Main,
    Ye Sitare Bhi Gavahi Dete Hai Meri Aankho Ki,
    kaas Main Bhi Utru Tere Khwabo Main Tere
    Aankho Ka Moti Bankar,
    Ab Ye Raat Bhi Puri Ho Jaye Meri Aankho ki.;(
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • Koi gham nahi magar dil udas
    hai,
    Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi
    ehsaas hai,
    Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu
    ek khas hai,
    Zyada emotional na hona uper
    sub bakwas hai…
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • dosti ko pluse karo,doshmani ko minus karo,khosi ko multiply karo and ghamo ko divide karo.kyia pata kal ho na ho and love ko enjoy karo
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Kabhi Aansu Kabhi Khushi Dekhi,
    Humne Aksar Majburi Or Bekasi Dekhi,
    Unki Naarazgi Ko Hum Kya Samjhe,
    Humne Khud Apni Taqdeer Ki Bebasi Dekhi.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa Shayari SMS