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  • बहुत खूब सूरत है आखै तुम्हारी
    इन्हें बना दो किस्मत हमारी
    हमें नहीं चाहिये ज़माने की खुशियाँ
    अगर मिल जाये मोहब्बत तुम्हारी
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Ghum Ke Aanshu Pite Chale Gye,
    Apne Zakhmo Ko Site Chale Gye,
    Apno Ne To Bahut Chaha Apnana Humko,
    Par Hum Hi Apno Se Door Hote Chale Gye
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • Differnce Between Theoretical N Practicle Kno
    wledge..Girls Scores 99 out of 100 In Compute
    r..Dont Even Know How To Turn On Co
    mputer properly
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • 4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki,
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    Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole,
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    Sir Hum Shadi Mein Gaye The,
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    Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncher Ho Gaya,
    Hum Saari Raat Dhaka Lagate Rahe,
    Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake,
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    Pricipal Ne Maan Liye Aur Unhe 1 Din Ka Time Diya,
    1 Din Baad Unhe 4 Alag Rooms Mein
    Bithaya,
    Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya,
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    Q:" Konsa Tyre Puncher Tha..??
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    1:" Front Right
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    2:" Front Left
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    3:" Back Right
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    4:" Back Left
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    Note:" Agar Sabka Same Jawab Hua to Sab Pass...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Boy: My grlfriend broke up withme n sent me her pictures wid
    her new boyfrnd.
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    Frnd: really bad!
    What did u do?
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    Boy: I sent it 2 her dad !!!
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    Think Different...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • girl:-sardarji jab apke pas mobile h to phir apne mujhe letter kyun bheja...?
    sardar:- oye!maine tujhe phone kiya tha par usne kaha,
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    "plz try letter"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Zindagi Tasveer bhi hai aur taqdeer bhi.

    Farq to rango ka hai

    Manchahe rango se bane to Tasveer,

    Aur

    Anjane rango se bane to Taqdeer
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Me - रिप्लाई क्यों नहीं करती?
    She- हाथ में ‪‎मेंहदी‬ लगाई है !
    Me - सच क्यों नहीं
    बोलती की "बर्तन धो रही हूं"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • F ने BF को फोन किया।
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    लड़का (नींद में):हां बोलो।
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    लड़की (तुतलाकर) : aww मेला बाबू छोला है
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    लड़का (गुस्से में) :हां और तू भटूरा है चल सोने दे!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Eid aaye Tum na aaye kya Maza hai Eid ka
    Eid hi to Naam hai Ek Dusrey ki Deed ka
    Apna to kisi Tour katt jaye ga ye Din
    Tum jis se milo aaj us ko Eid Mubarak
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Eid Mubarak SMS
  • On the eve of long voyages or an absence of many years, friends who are tenderly attached will seperate with the usual look, the usual pressure of the hand, planning one final interview for the morrow, while each well knows that it is but a poor feint to save the pain of uttering that one word, and the meeting will never be. Should possibilities be worse to bear than certainties?
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Pain Quotes , Hands Quotes
  • Bin Uske Zindagi Mein Koi Khushi Nahi,

    Woh Naraz Hy Mujhse Tu Labon Pe Mere Hansi Nhi,

    Na Samjhe Woh Agar Tu Hum Kiya Karein,

    Iss Dil Mein Uske Siwa Kisi Aur Ki Jagah Bhi Tu Nhi….
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Cowardice, as distinguished from panic, is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend the functioning of the imagination. Learning to suspend your imagination and live completely in the very second of the present with no before and no after is the greatest gift a soldier can acquire.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Ernest Hemingway Quotes , Life Quotes , Death Quotes
  • V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!!
    But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes,
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    Stop smiling
    Its Childhood...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Woh humein bhulane ki baat karte hain,
    Zara pucho humein kitna Yaad karte hain,
    Chehre pe hasi ka dikhawa hain,
    Magar Tanhaii mein Aansuon se Fariyaad karte hain…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS