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  • Tera Diya Gulaab Aaj Bhi Sambhal
    Ke Rakha Hai Diary Me
    Jab Murjhane Lagti Hai Teri Yaaden
    Tab Chupke Se Ashqon Se Bheega
    Deti Hu Use..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • America, we weaken our ties when we allow our political dialogue to become so corrosive that people of good character aren't even willing to enter into public service; so coarse with rancor that Americans with whom we disagree are seen not just as misguided but as malevolent. We weaken those ties when we define some of us as more American than others, when we write off the whole system as inevitably corrupt, and when we sit back and blame the leaders we elect without examining our own role in electing them.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Writing Quotes , Character Quotes
  • It is very pleasant to scratch an itching ring-worm, but the sensation one gets afterwards is very painful and intolerable. In the same way the pleasures of this world are very attractive in the beginning, but their consequences are terrible to contemplate and hard to endure.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Ramakrishna Quotes , World Quotes , Way Quotes
  • Kya Aap Jante Hai Ki Duniya Ka Sab Se Mehnga Liquid Kaunsa Hai.?
    Answer Hai
    "AANSHU"
    KyuKi Usme Sirf 1% Paani Aur 99% Feelings Hoti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • Pappu Ek Din Apne Ghar Ki
    Tubelight Theek Kar Rha Tha.
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    Usne Awaaz Lagai
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    Pappu(biwi Se):- Are Jara Sunti Ho,
    Biwi:- Kya Hai?
    Pappu:- Are Jara Idhar To Aao
    Biwi:- Lo Aa Gayi, Bolo
    Pappu:- Ye 2 Taar Hai,
    Inme Se Jara Koi Ek Pakad,
    Biwi:- Kyu?
    Pappu:- Are Jara Pakad To Sahi
    Biwi:- Lo Pakad Li Ek Taar
    Pappu:- Kuch Nahi Hua?
    Biwi:- Nahi
    Pappu:- Achha Jaao, Iska Matlab
    Current Dusri Taar Me Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • एग्जाम देते हुए…



    लड़का लड़की से: तीसरा सवाल बताओ ना

    लड़की: नही आता



    लड़का: 5th का उत्तर बता दो

    लड़की: नही पता



    लड़का: 10,11,12 का

    लड़की: वो भी नही आता



    लड़का:

    अगर तेरे 80% आये तो क्राइम पेट्रोल में तेरे

    मर्डर का एपिसोड जरूर आएगा…!!!:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • "Neki kar, dariya mein Dal..!"
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    Why only Dal, Why not Chawal too? :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • And among the other honours and rewards our young men can win for distinguished service in war and in other activities, will be more frequent opportunities to sleep with a woman; this will give us a pretext for ensuring that most of our children are born of that parent.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Plato Quotes , Children Quotes , War Quotes
  • Ye Din Ye Lamhe Yuhi Guzar
    Jayenge, Shayad Hum Dost
    Bichad Jayenge, Naraaz Na
    Hona Aap Humare Shararto Se,
    Ye To Wo Pal Hai Jo Aap
    Ko Aksar Yaad Aayenge....!

    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS
  • When an angel came to me,
    he asked: "What is your wish for tonight?"
    I said "Please take care of the
    person who’s reading this message."
    Good night!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Night SMS
  • Life ke har pal ko khushi se beetao .
    Rone ka time kaha ? Sirf muskuraao. Chahe ye duniya kahe pagal ya aawara bas yaad rakhna - "ZINDEGI NA MELEGI DOBARA ."
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS
  • Aye Chand Dua Hai Tujhse Na Chamka Itni Chandni,
    Teri Chandni Mujhe Bada Satati Hai,
    Tere Jaisa Tha Mera Mehboob Ka Chehra,
    Tujhe Dekh Wo Mujhe Yaad Aati Hai!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS