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पत्नी ने एक ही रंग के 12 अंडरवेयर खरीदे...

पति- सब बोलेंगे मै कभी अंडरवेयर नही बदलता

पत्नी- सब कौन ?
Boss DK सब कॊन...?

10 years ago

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Tags : Jokes SMS

Santa:- Bhaaji, tusi banglabada vadhiya banaya hai, par bathroom me bath tub bahut chota hai.
Banta:- Oye, tu fir se FLUSH me naha aya.

10 years ago

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Tags : Punjabi SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Mukar Jaate Hai Wo Waada Kar Ke..
Rook Lete Hain Kadam Aane Ka Iraada Kar Ke..
Ab Hum Bhi Pyar Kam Karenge Dosto..
Qki
Dekh Liya Anjaam Pyar Jayada Kar Ke..!

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

Jo judai mile to woh hai ghum,
Jo dair se mile to woh hai paisa,
Jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,
Jo qismat se mile woh hain AAP

10 years ago

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Tags : Friendship SMS

A pity beyond all telling is hid in the heart of love.

5 years ago

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Tags : William Butler Yeats Quotes , Love Quotes , Life Quotes

One wanted, she thought, dipping her brush deliberately, to be on a level with ordinary experience, to feel simply that's a chair, that's a table, and yet at the same time, It's a miracle, it's an ecstasy.

5 years ago

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Tags : Virginia Woolf Quotes , Miracle Quotes , Ordinary Quotes

This used to be among my prayers - a piece of land not so very large, which would contain a garden

5 years ago

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Tags : Horace Quotes , Prayer Quotes , Garden Quotes

If you do not give your children freedom, when they grow up, they will break away from the family, and then your hearts will be broken.

5 years ago

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Tags : Jiddu Krishnamurti Quotes , Children Quotes , Growing Up Quotes

Kisi Na Kisi Pe Aitbar Ho
Jata Hai, Ajnabi Koi Shaks
Dost Ho Jata Hai, Izhar Se
Nahi Hoti Muhabbat
Kisi Ki Khamoshi Se Bhi
Aksar Pyar Ho Jata Hai...

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

Idea for a short story. The shore of a lake, a young girl who's spent her whole life beside it, a girl like you She loves the lake the way a seagull does, and she's happy and free as a seagull. Then a man comes along, sees her, and ruins her life because he has nothing better to do. Destroys her like this seagull here.

5 years ago

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Tags : Anton Chekhov Quotes , Girl Quotes , Men Quotes

Aasmaan Se Tod Ke Ek Taara Diya
Hai..
Meri Tanhaai Ko Sahaara Diya Hai..
Meri Kismat Bhi Naaz Karti Hai
Mujh Par..
Ki
Khuda Ne Mehboob Mujhe Itna
Pyaara
Diya Hai..!

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

With sharpen'd sight pale Antiquaries pore, Th' inscription value, but the rust adore. This the blue varnish, that the green endears; The sacred rust of twice ten hundred years.

5 years ago

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Tags : Alexander Pope Quotes , Sight Quotes , Blue Quotes

प्यार पर यकीन करने की कितनी भी कोशिश करो...
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***सावधान इंडिया ***का एक एपिसोड सारी मेहनत पर पानी फेर ही देता है.

10 years ago

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Tags : Jokes SMS

The world, as a rule, does not live on beaches and in country clubs.

5 years ago

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Tags : F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes , Country Quotes , Beach Quotes

As soon as healing takes place, go out and heal somebody else.

5 years ago

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Tags : Maya Angelou Quotes , Nature Quotes , Get Well Quotes

I happen to be a proponent of a single-payer universal health care plan.

5 years ago

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Care Quotes , Plans Quotes

There was never a good biography of a good novelist. There couldn't be. He is too many people if he's any good.

5 years ago

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Tags : F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes , People Quotes , Novelists Quotes

Ek Secretary apne boss k sath train trip pe ja rahi thi.

Raat ko wo kafi der tak Boss ko apne Qisse sunati rahi,

K,

Achanak Boss ne puchha:

"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi"

Ki Tarah Guzaaren"

Secretary sharmate hue boli:

"Sir, jese aap ki marzi"

Boss:

"To chalo phir apni

bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do"

10 years ago

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Kapil
o kapil
1,2,3..... Kapil
deewaaanaa
mastaanaa he kapil..
Comedy night number one .
Number one...
Hey kapil
iski bua he sabpe bhari
daadi ki daaru se yaari
biwi iske pyar ko tarse bechariiii
gutthi palak ka aapna ronaaaa.
Siddhu sahab chup na honaa...
Pagal ho jaye jo saare jaye mil...
Kapil o dewaana o dewaana .
He yeh kapil......

10 years ago

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Tags : Jokes SMS

Dushmano Se Nahi Apno Se
Darr Lagta Hai Bada Mushkil
Ye Zindagi Ka Safar Lagta Hai
Jahan Bhi Hoti Hai Andhero Se
Tanhai Ki Guftagu Jaane Kyu
Wo Mujko Mera Hi Ghar Lagta Hai.

10 years ago

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