Santa Introduces His Family :-
1.) Ye Meri Biwi GOOGLE KAUR
Ek Sawal Pucho To Das Jawab Deti Hai
2) Ye Mera Beta FACEBOOK SINGH
Ghar Ki Har Baat Poore Muhalle Tak Pahuchata Hai
3) Aur Ye Meri Beti TWITTER KAUR.
Pura Muhalla Raat Din Ise Follow Karta Hai
4) Aur Main Hu santa urf ORKUT SINGH
Ab Mujhe Koi Puchta Hi Nahi.
Santa: banta bhai aaj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi dikhte??
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Waiter: bus karo saloo samne 1 hi ped hain..
ab kya pura jungle banaoge:D
I waited long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie Rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sister, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
Happy Raksha Bandhan!
Q : Which of these refers to the seven steps taken by the bride and groom around the fire during a Hindu Marriage ?
A. Saptanga
B. Saptami
C. Saptarishi
D. Saptapadi
So long as we love we serve; so long as we are loved by others, I would almost say that we are indispensable; and no man is useless while he has a friend.
Kbhi Alfaaz Bhul Jau Kabhi Khayal Bhul Jaau
Tujhe Es Kadar Chahu K Apni Saans Bhul Jau
Uth Kar Tere Paas Se Jo Main Chal Doon,
Toh Jaate Huye Khud Ko Tere Paas Bhul Jaau