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  • Fiiza par to asar hawao ka hota hai,
    Mohabbat par to asar yadaao ka hota hai,
    Koi aise hi kissi ka diwana nahi hota kuch kasoor to nigaho ka bhi hota hai....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Pappu 1st time plane par baitha:
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    Jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha, Pappu pilot ko maarne laga or bola -
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    Main pehle hi dara hua hu,
    or tu pagal stunt maar raha hai!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jye,
    Darte hai khawab se kahi tut na jaye,
    Darte hai aap se kahi aap hamse ruth na jaye....Miss u jannu
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • ""*""Kabhi pasand na aaye sath hamara to humain bata dena,

    %""D0ST""%

    ""tum shikwa bhi na kar pao ge hum itne door chaley jaye gey....



    °•»•»•¨мaн騕«•«•°
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it. I wake up thinking about. I'm trying to do the right thing. With the amount of money I have, it's difficult to raise children the way I was raised. But I took away the west and north wing of the house for those guys. So, they're not allowed in there.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Children Quotes , Sleep Quotes
  • Aahiste Se Tum Mere Dilme Safar Karna..
    Mere Veeran Dilme Tum Ek Ghar Karna..
    Milegi Mohabbat Me Lakh Ruswaaiyan..
    Magar
    Mohabbat Karke Tum Sabar Karna..
    Fir Dekhna Kis Tarah Meharbaan Hogi Kismat Tum Par..
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    Ek Bar Tum Mohabbat Ki Kadar Karna..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • No society can surely be flourishing and happy, of which the far greater part of the members are poor and miserable. It is but equity, besides, that they who feed, clothe and lodge the whole body of the people, should have such a share of the produce of their own labour as to be themselves tolerably well fed, clothed and lodged.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Adam Smith Quotes , Should Have Quotes , People Quotes
  • Teacher- Mai jo Questn Puchu, Uska ANS Phataphat dena.
    Teacher- India ki rajdhani ka kya naam hai.?
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    Student- PHATAPHAT..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek din pappu samundar me
    naha rha tha tabhi achanak dubne lagta hai Doobne laga to usne pooja ki..
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    "Hey bhagwan,
    agar me bach gaya to garib logo
    ko Biryani khilauga..:))
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    tabhi Ek jordaar Lehar aayi or usko sahil par phenk diya Pappu ne upar dekh k kaha,
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    Kaunsi biryani or waha se jane laga...:p
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    Ek aur lehar aayi or pappu ko wapis le gayi..:((
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    to pappu kehne laga:"Mera mtlabtha k chicken
    biryani ya mutton biryani".
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Dog :dog:ne Cat:cat: Ko Kiya Prpose.

    Aur Diya Red :rose:rose.

    Dono Ho Gye Shadi Ko Taiyar.

    Pr Ghr Walo Ko Tha Inkar.

    Bole Ye Shadi Nhi Hone Wali

    Q Ki Ladki Nhi Chalegi Muchho Wali... :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • इस कदर तन्हा हूँ कि अगर मैं पहाड़ पर जाकर भी आई
    लव यू चिल्लाता हूँ तो:
    I have a boyfriend आवाज लौटकर आती है
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • "EKSACH
    Hum Pyar Kisi se krte h
    Or Shadi Kisi or se
    Jisse Hm Shadi krte h Wo Pati/Patni ban jate h
    Or
    Jisse Pyar krte h Wo
    Email ID ka Pasword
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • Jo Student Top Kre, Wo

    "Student Of The Year"

    aur Jo Student Fail Ho Jaye Wo

    "Student Of The Next Year";.. Think Hatke- Jiyo Datke...
    :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    :D
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • . . . as to moral feeling, this supposed special sense, the appeal to it is indeed superficial when those who cannot think believe that feeling will help them out, even in what concerns general laws: and besides, feelings which naturally differ infinitely in degree cannot furnish a uniform standard of good and evil, nor has any one a right to form judgments for others by his own feelings. . . .
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Immanuel Kant Quotes , Believe Quotes , Thinking Quotes
  • जहाँ आपके मोबाइल:iphone: बिल्स

    बदलते हैं बैंक लोन में

    अरे हुज़ूर कुछ दिन तो गुजारिये

    किसी लड़की :dancer:के "फ्रेंडज़ोन" में

    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • GiRL : WHERE Is My BiRTHDAY GiFT?

    Boy : ROAD Pe RED COLOUR Ki CAR DEKH Rahi

    ho?

    GiRL KHUSHi Se : WOW.

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    Boy : SAME COLOUR Ki NAiL-POLiSH Tere Liye

    Laya Hoon..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Chehre ki Muskaan Ban Jata Haikoi,
    Dil Mein Dhadkan Ban ker Bas JataHai koi,

    Phir kaise Jeeya Jaye Unke Bin,

    Jab Zindagi Jeene ki Wajah BanJata Hai koi...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS