Waqt Ki Dhoop Ya Ho Taiz Aandiaan
Kuch Kadmoun K Nishan Kabhi Nahi Khotey
Jinhain Yaad Kar Ke Muskura Dain Ankhain
Wo Log Dor Ho Kar Bhi Door Nahi Hotey
Why were we driven out of Paradise? Why did we fall into this gnawing disease of unappeasable dissatisfaction? Not because we sinned. Ah, no. All the animals in Paradise enjoyed the sensual passion of coition. Not because we sinned. But because we got sex into our head.
Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!
Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me
1 kitab bechne ke liye khada tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein
kharid li Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aaye kitab ka LAST
PAGE mat dekna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
dar ke karan last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya
aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur
sadme se mar gya..
I'm the most recognized and loved man that ever lived cuz there weren't no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around, so people far away in the villages didn't know about them.
Jo STUDENTS paas ho gaye unko
CONGRATULATIONS ...
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Jo STUDENTS fail ho gaye unko
DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS ..
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Qki unki CLASS MAI NAYI LADKIYA
HONGI....:p :O :D :D
NOTE : FAIL HONE ME KOI NUKSAN NI
HOTA HAI
8 years ago
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Sardar K Sir Se Khoon Nikl Raha Tha
Dr: Ye Kaise Hua.?
Sardar: Mein Hath Se
Diwar Tod Raha Tha
To Kisi Ne Kaha
Paji Kabhi Khopdi Ka B
Istmal Kar Lia Karo.!
If you Luk 4 Gud
U’ll find Gud
If U luk 4 Bad
U’ll find Bad
In Life U always find
What U look for
Only thing tht matter is
What U choose to “C”
By - nitesh
8 years ago
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he moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua”s is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
“Eid Mubarak”