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    मैं पीकर नहीं बहकता,,

    बहकता हूँ तो उसे देखकर,,,



    अब बताओ ज़रा कि शराब हराम है या वो ??



    इतने में मम्मी के कमरे से आवाज़ आई,,



    "शराब हराम है

    और वो

    हरामजादी हैं

    और तु हरामखोर "





    माँ कसम, सब क्लियर हो गया।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • मौत को बहुत क़रीब से देखा हैमैंने !!!!...
    दुबारा उसे देखने की कोईतमन्ना नहीं ....
    क्यूंकि जो भी उस से मिलता है...
    वो जीना छोड़ देता है .....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Aap Hi Dosti Aap Hi Ka
    Intezar Aap Hi Se Milne Ko
    Dil Rahta He Bekrar Apki
    Ye Sadgi Apka Ye Pyar
    Zindgi Bhar Na Bhulege
    Apke Is Pyar Ko Mere Yar.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship Shayari SMS
  • Zindagi me kamyabi ki MANZIL k liye KHUWAB zarori hai
    Or khuwab dekhne k liye NEEND!
    Tu apni MANZIL ki pehli siri charho!
    Aur. . . . , So Jao GOOD NIGHT.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Night SMS
  • Yeh Zaraa Zaraa Si Baat Par,
    Tarha Tarha Ka Azaab Kyon,

    Jo Kisi Se Bhi Khafaa Naa Ho,
    Mujhe Us Dost Ki Talaash Hai

    Mujhe Laghzishon Par Har Ghadi,
    Koi Tokta Hai Baar Baar,

    Jise Kar Ke Dil Ko Dukh Naa Ho,
    Mujhe Us Gunaah Ki Talaash Hai…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS
  • The real weakness of England lies, not in incomplete armaments or unfortified coasts, not in the poverty that creeps through sunless lanes, or the drunkenness that brawls in loathsome courts, but simply in the fact that her ideals are emotional and not intellectual.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Real Quotes , Lying Quotes
  • Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyaar kya
    Hota Hai Sir ??
    .
    Teacher: Jab Tum Badi ho
    kar Achi Ladki Banogi to
    Tumhe 1 pyar karne wala milega.
    .
    .
    Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to ?
    .
    .
    .
    Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Jahan se chale the, phir vahin aa gaye,
    Sab manzil tak pahunch gaye, hum vahin khade
    reh gaye
    Tamasha ban kar reh gaye is jahan ke liye,
    Hum rote rahe, log wah wah kar ke nikal gaye..ii
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • Yaado Me Na Dundo Hume,
    .
    Hum To Mann Me Bs Jayenge,
    .
    Tamanaa Ho Ager Milane Ki,
    .
    To Hath Rakhana Apne Seene Pe,
    .
    Hum Aapki Dhadkano Me Hi Mil Jayenge.
    .
    ~~"":: Jai Shree Krishna ::""~~
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • I know u think u broke my heart
    but I knew your game right from the start
    I saw your game and played it 2
    so look here I play the jokes on u!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Break Up SMS
  • Arranged Marriage -
    Rs.6,00,000 Shadi
    Rs.4,00,000 jewellry
    Rs.50,000
    Shadi kiRasme
    total
    Rs.10,50,000
    .
    .
    Love Marriage -
    Rs.100 ka Stamp paper
    Rs.20 Notary
    Rs.50 ki Varmaala
    Rs.20 ka Photo
    Total Rs.190
    Paisa apka
    Pasand apki
    Faisla apka
    jago grahak jago
    lover k sath bhago :P :D
    • 10 years ago



    Tags :
  • palke to Aankhe ki Hifazat Hoti hai,
    Dhadkan To Dil Ki Amanat Hoti Hai,
    Yeh Dosti Ka Rista Bhi Ajeeb Hai,
    Kabhi chahat To Kabhi Shikayat Hoti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Pyaase Ko Chaar Boond Pani Hi Kafi
    Hai, Ishq Me Chaar Din Ki
    Zindagani Hi Kafi Hai, Marna Ho
    To Samandar Me Kyu Jaana, Unki Palko
    Se Tapakta Huva Ek Aansu Hi Kafi Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Kamosh Zabaan Ke Lafzon Mein
    Kuch Posheeda Si Baatein Hai
    In Posheeda Si Baaton Mein
    Kuch Chahat Ki Barsaatein Hain
    In Baaton Ko Hum Muddat Se
    Seenay Mein Chhupaye Bethey Hain
    Kuch Paaye Bina Kuch Kho Dena
    Ye Piyaar Mein Ham Ne Seekha Hai
    Sooraj Mein, Chand Sitaron Mein
    Har Shai Main Tumhi Ko Dekha Hai
    Dharkan Mein Bhi Naghma Ban Kar
    Saagar Ki Tarah Tum Behtey Ho
    Ye Piyaar Nahi Tou Tumhi Kaho?
    Phir Piyaar Kisey Tum Kehtey Ho
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS