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Q.1 Ipl 5 tak sabse jayada run banane vala khiladi - suresh raina.
Q.2 ipl 5 tak sabse jayada six marne vala khiladi - chris gyale.

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Tags : General Knowledge SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Hum Apni Hasti Mitakar Bhi Tanha Hai,
Sab Kuchh Lutakar Bhi Tanha Hai,
Log Door Tak Jate Hai Kisi Ke Liye,
Aur Hum Uske Paas Rehkar Bhi Tanha Hai.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

Girl: Tum kya karte ho?
Boy: Hindustan Times mei job karta tha
lekin abhi chodd dia..
Girl: Kyu?
Boy: Yaar Aasiii thandiiii mei kon jaldi
uuth k paper dene jaega?

10 years ago

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I write differently from what I speak, I speak differently from what I think, I think differently from the way I ought to think, and so it all proceeds into deepest darkness.

5 years ago

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Tags : Franz Kafka Quotes , Writing Quotes , Thinking Quotes

Sochia c mehfal sadi a,
sab mehfal wale sade ne.
asi jaat paat ton ki laina,
sab gore kale sade ne.
Par ki dassiye asi sajjna de
viswash banaye haar gye.
Asi apne jina nu kehnde c
sanu ohi ik din maar gye.

10 years ago

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Tags : Punjabi SMS

Black are the brooding clouds and troubled the deep waters, when the Sea of Thought, first heaving from a calm, gives up its Dead

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Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Giving Up Quotes , Deep Water Quotes

Kise Ke Pyar Ke Liye Dil
Tadpta Hai, Kise Ke Intizaar
Me Dil Tarasta Hai, Kya
Sazaa De Is Dil Ko, Jo
Apna Ho Ke Bhi Kise
Aur Ke Liye Dhadkta Hai..!

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

Snta at petrol pump-1-/Rs ka petrol dal do
Salesman-Itna Petrol dalwa k kaha jaoge?
Santa-Kahi nhi,hum to aise hi paise udate he.

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Tags : Santa Banta Jokes , New Whatsapp Status

I prefer a good pair of boots to Shakespeare.

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Tags : Leo Tolstoy Quotes , Boots Quotes

Small Deeds Done Are Better Than Great Deeds Planned.

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Tags : Good Morning SMS , Motivational Status For Whatsapp

tanha hu magar teri yaad mere paas hai,

tu nahi to tera ehsas mere paas hai,

sun sakta hu teri dhadkano ki kahani,

mera dil tere itna paas hai...

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

Har Bar Apki Salamti Ki Dua Karege
Teri Arzu Me Apni Hasti Fanah Karege
Tum Chahe Daman Bachalo Humse Lekin
Hum Marte Dum Tak Apse Wafa Karenge

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It took us a long time to get rid of the effects of the French Revolution 200 years ago. We don't want another one.

5 years ago

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Tags : Margaret Thatcher Quotes , Years Quotes , Long Quotes

Destiny ... a word which means more than we can find any definitions for. It is a word which can have no meaning in a mechanical universe: if that which is wound up must run down, what destiny is there in that? Destiny is not necessitarianism, and it is not caprice: it is something essentially meaningful. Each man has his destiny, though some men are undoubtedly "men of destiny" in a sense in which most men are not.

5 years ago

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Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Meaningful Quotes , Running Quotes

Wherever we are, it is but a stage on the way to somewhere else, and whatever we do, however well we do it, it is only a preparation to do something else that shall be different.

5 years ago

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Tags : Robert Louis Stevenson Quotes , Somewhere Else Quotes , Preparation Quotes

Aaj phir aayana hamse puchta hai....
Ki teri aankho mai nami kyo hai...
Jiske pyar mai khud ko bhula diya...
Phir uske pyar mai kami kyo hai..

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Romantic SMS

Kuch Pal Itna Haseen Hote
Hai K, Yaad Karke Aankho
Se Aansu Baras Jate Hai,
Kuch Logon Ko Baat Karne
Ki Fursat Nahi Aur Kuch Aawaz
Sunne Ko Taras Jate Hai.!!

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

Aash dil me hai Apko pane ki ,ham galti ker nhi sakte apko bhulane ki ! Ho sakte hai door apse lekin, chahat ham bhi rakhte hai fasle mitane ki !!

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Romantic SMS

Washington is a town where there's all kinds of allegations. You've heard much of the allegations. And if people have got solid information, please come forward with it. And that would be people inside the information who are the so-called anonymous sources, or people outside the information - outside the administration.

5 years ago

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , People Quotes , Would Be Quotes

Hum To Thak Gaye Kehte Kehte,
Ye Dunia Kaha Manti Hai?
Kya Janoge Boys Tum

Ye Girls,
Exam Aur Love
Dono Me CHEAT Karna Janti Hai
Ryt Na..

10 years ago

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Tags : Funny Jokes