With gas cookers and chip pans in every kitchen, the chip-pan fire was by far the most popular method these Proddies had for burning their houses down. The second technique was the ever popular chimney fire and number three had to be the drunken cigarette drop on the carpet. Mind you, why they'd be cooking chips at this hour was anyone's guess.
Heaven: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound on yours.
Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye,
Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye
per taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi,
Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi….
Wo raat dard aur sitam ki raat hogi,
jis din rukhsat unki baraat hogi,
yahi sochkar aksar neend se uth jaate hai hum,
ki
kisi gair ke bahon me meri saari kaynaat hogi...
Mai Hi Mai Tha Tumhare Aane
Se Pehle, Khud Me Khoya Huwa
Tha Tumhare Aane Se Pehle,
Aayine Ke Saamne Khada
Rahoon Toh, Kehta Hai Aayina
Ki Kuch Baakhi Hai Tujhme.
पप्पू का बेटा,ऐसी तस्वीर बनाता कि लगता मानो
तस्वीर जिन्दा है.!!
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मास्टर जी ने,पप्पू को फोन किया - ..आपका बेटा बड़ा शैतान है ..!!
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आज उसने क्लासरूम की
जमीन पे 1000 रूपये के नोट की हूबहू
फोटो बना दी..उसे उठाने के चक्कर में मेरे
नाख़ून टूट गए..इसे समझाते क्यों नहीं..?
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पप्पू - ..मास्टरजी ..मैं खुद ICU से
बोल रहा हूँ..पगले ने कल बिजली के
सॉकेट पे केटरीना बना दी थी..!!
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होंठ जल गए करेंट से.!!
Welcome, Disappointment! Thy hand is cold and hard, but it is the hand of a friend. Thy voice is stern and harsh, but it is the voice of a friend. Oh, there is something sublime in calm endurance, something sublime in the resolute, fixed purpose of suffering without complaining, which makes disappointment oftentimes better than success!
Hi, I Know I Messed Up,
But Please Forgive Me!
I Should Of Though A Bit Longer
Before Doing Stupid Things.
I’m Sorry For That..
I Know I Can’t Turn Back Time, But I Really Want To.
Please, Call Me!
May the festival of Dussehra helps you in overcoming and controlling the 10 vices, which are represented by the 10 heads of Ravana:
Vaasna (Lust)
Krodha (Anger)
Lobh (Greed)
Moh (Attachment)
Ahamkaar (Ego)
Grihna (Disgust)
Anyaaya (Injustice)
Irshya (Jealousy)
Swarth (Selfishness)
Amanavta (Cruelty)
Happy Dussehra!
Ishq Aisa Karo Ki Dhadkan
Me Bas Jaye, Saans Bhi Lo
To Khushboo Usi Ki Aaye,
Pyaar Ka Nasha Aankhon Pe
Cha Jaye Baat Kuch Bhi Na
Ho Par Naam Usi Ka Aaye..
Yaad Rukti Nahi Rok Paane Se;
Dil Maanta Nahi Kisi Ke Manane Se;
Ruk Jaati Hain Dhadkane Aapko Bhool Jaane Se;
Isliye Aapko Yaad Karte Hain Jeene Ke Bahane Se!