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कुछ लोगों को लड़की ने दो शब्द प्यार से बोल क्या दिया उनको लगता है लड़की फ्लैट है उनपर हद है यार
गलतफहमी की

10 years ago

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If the world couldn't see your results, would you rather be thought of as the world's greatest investor but in reality have the world's worst record? Or be thought of as the world's worst investor when you were actually the best?

5 years ago

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Tags : Warren Buffett Quotes , Reality Quotes , Records Quotes

Such is your cold coquette, who can't say "No," And won't say "Yes," and keeps you on and off-ing On a lee-shore, till it begins to blow, Then sees your heart wreck'd, with an inward scoffing.

5 years ago

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Tags : Lord Byron Quotes , Heart Quotes , Blow Quotes

Ya jism to matti ka bna h
ek din to khud hn rakh ho jyg
ae yaaro
kv apna rup m guma na krna ya to 2 din m dhal jyg..

10 years ago

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जवाब उसका था उत्तर मैं, कहानी उसकी थी और किरदार मैं।

4 years ago

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A dissolute and intemperate youth hands down the body to old age in a worn-out state.

5 years ago

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Tags : Marcus Tullius Cicero Quotes , Hands Quotes , Age Quotes

While the white man keeps the impetus of his own proud, onward march, the dark races will yield and serve, perforce. But let the white man once have a misgiving about his own leadership, and the dark races will at once attack him, to pull him down into the old gulfs.

5 years ago

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Tags : D. H. Lawrence Quotes , Leadership Quotes , Pride Quotes

Kai$e"Kahu
Ki Apna BaNa Lo
Mujhe
:*
BaHo"Me ApNi
$aMaLo
Mujhe
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AaJ
HiMmaT"KaRke
KehTe He Ki
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Hum TumhaRe He
Lo"Ab Tum
$ambhaLo
Mujhe.

10 years ago

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Baat Meri Kabi Suni Hi Nahi
Jante Wo Buri Bhali Hi Nahi
Dil Lagi Un Ki Dil Lagi Hi Nahi
Ranj Bi Be Faqt Hansi Hi Nahi

10 years ago

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Memory is a strange Bell—Jubilee, and Knell.

5 years ago

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Tags : Emily Dickinson Quotes , Memories Quotes , Jubilee Quotes

I was saying "I'm the greatest" long before I believed it.

5 years ago

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Tags : Muhammad Ali Quotes , Long Quotes

Kehte hain: Car mein aagay wali seat
par baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain;

Or peeche wali seat par
HADSON KI WAJA se bacche hote hain..

So, plz. Avoid CAR..
Its true

10 years ago

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You are far away,
but yet your love remains,
I can feel it all around.
It embraces me and holds me tight,
night after night.

10 years ago

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Compassion is not helpless pity, but an awareness and determination that demands action.

5 years ago

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Tags : Dalai Lama Quotes , Determination Quotes , Compassion Quotes

Truth is a naked and open daylight, that does not show the masques, and mummeries, and triumphs of the world, half so stately and daintily as candle-lights. . . A mixture of a lie doth ever add pleasure

5 years ago

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Tags : Francis Bacon Quotes , Lying Quotes , Light Quotes

Taare aasman me hi chamkte hai,
Badal itne dur hai, phir bhi baraste hai,
Hum bhi kitne ajib hai,Tum Dil me rehte
ho,
aur hum tumse milne ko taraste hai....
Navaneet Ranjan

10 years ago

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If It Weren’t For My Lawyer, I’d Still Be In Prison. It Went A Lot Faster With Two People Digging.

6 years ago

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Tags : Englih SMS , English Good Morning SMS , English Whatsapp Status , English Massages , English Quotes SMS

Mubarik ne gano ki ladki se sadi kar li
mubarik ne hnimun manane ke liye badiya hotal me kamra buk kiya or hnimun manaya
bv : chalona hanimun manate h
mubarik : abi to manaya
bv ; esa hanimun to me eekh ke khet me kai bar mna chuki hun ...

10 years ago

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Tere Amal se hy tera Preshan hona
wrna Mushkil nhi mushkil Asan hona
Dono Alam pe Hakomt ho tri a Muslim
Tu smjh jaye agr apna musalman hona..

10 years ago

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Raat Huyi Jab Shaam Ke Baad
Teri Yaad Aayi Har Baat Ke Baad
Humne Khamosh Reh Kar Bhi Mehsoos Kiya
Teri Aawaz Aayi Har Saans Ke Baad!

10 years ago

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