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  • He:रिचार्ज कूपन का नंबर डाला तो "नॉट वैलिड" शो कर रहा है_मूड ख़राब हो गया कसम से He:कितने का कूपन था_ She:Rs10 का_ He:या अल्लाह रहम
    • 10 years ago



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  • Question

    Just select a Number
    I will tell u k agar aapki zindagi mein
    kabhi bura waqt ayega to kon aapka saath dega?
    1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
    Reply Must

    Answer

    1 Best Friend
    2 Parents
    3 Main
    4 Cousin
    5 Life Partner
    6 Jis se aap pyaar karte ho
    7 Jo tumse pyaar karta hai
    8 Brother & Sister
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Question And Answer SMS
  • what is kiss?

    simple as this

    two heart beat

    four lips meet

    this is kiss

    which you should not miss :*
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Wo sadak ke us paar thi
    Main sadak ke is paar tha

    Kuch wo aage badhi
    Kuch main aage badha

    Aur kuch aage wo badhi
    Aur kuch aage main badha

    Kuch aur wo aage badhi
    Kuch aur aage main badha

    Aab wo sadak ke is paar thi
    Aur main sadak ke us paar tha.. :-P
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Waqt ki andhi main tufan badal jate hain,
    Zindagi ki rahon main INSAN badal jatey hai,
    Badalta nahi PYAAR kabhi,
    Pyar karne wale INSAN badal jate hai...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • लड़का : मैडम यह रिचार्ज की दूकान कहाँ है?

    .
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    लड़की : पता नहीं मैं तो लड़कों से करवा लेती हूँ।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
    Student: shaadi..!!!!!!
    Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?…..
    Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!
    Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
    Student: dulhan Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade hokar mummy
    papa k liye kya karoge?
    Student- bahu laaunga
    Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte
    hai?
    Student: pota Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya
    maksad hai?
    Student: hum do humare do.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Chup Rehte Ki Koi Khafa Na Ho Jaye,
    Humse Koi Rusva Na Ho Jaye,
    Badi Mushkil Se Koi Apna Bana Hai,

    Dar Lagta Hai Kahi Wo Bhi Juda Na Ho Jaye..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • HEART is a
    special word for LOVE.
    LOVE is a
    special world for CARE.
    CARE is a
    special word for YOU.
    and
    YOU are
    always special for Me!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • The explosion of a terrorist's single nuclear device in a major metropolitan center would trigger an unparalleled humanitarian and environmental disaster. An accidental military launch of multiple warheads could result in a worldwide nuclear holocaust. Medical researchers and military analysts forebode grim consequences.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Alan Cranston Quotes , Military Quotes , Holocaust Quotes