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  • santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu?
    Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.
    Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • ​​​हवा बन कर​​...
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    ​​ हवा बन कर बिखरने से​;​
    उसे क्या फ़र्क़ पड़ता है​;​​​
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    ​ मेरे जीने या मरने से​;​
    उसे क्या फ़र्क़ पड़ता है​;​
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    ​ उसे तो अपनी खुशियों से​;​
    ज़रा भी फुर्सत नहीं मिलती​;​
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    ​ मेरे ग़म के उभरने से​;​
    उसे क्या फ़र्क़ पड़ता है​;​
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    ​ उस शख्स की यादों में​;​
    मैं चाहे रोते रहूँ लेकिन​;​
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    ​ ​मेरे ऐसा करने से​;​
    उसे क्या फ़र्क़ पड़ता है​। ​
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Love SMS
  • Deewana Hum Tujhe Bhi Bana Denge,
    Dil Me Tere Apni Yaad Ki Shama Jala Denge,
    Raho Chahe Jitna Bhi Pathar Dil Banke,
    Par Apni Yaado Se Jarur Tum Ko Rula Denge.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Miss You SMS
  • ek ladka ek cheene ladki sy shade karta hy
    1 sal k bad larki mar jate hy or larka rony lagta hy

    to

    pathan bola beta ro mat ye chaina ka mal hy itna hy chaly ga
    K k
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Teacher :- Duniya Main Sab Sey Himmat Vala Kon ??

    Student :-DHOBI.....

    Teacher :- Vo Kese ??

    Student :-Vo Kbhi Bhi Kisi K  Ghar Jaakar Bol  Skta Hai Sahab Bibiji Ko Bolo Kpde Nikal Kr Rkhe Mein Abhi Ake Leta Hun
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • That knowledge humbles me, melts my bones, closes my ears, and makes my teeth rock loosely in their gums. And it also liberates me. I am a big bird winging over high mountains, down into serene valleys. I am ripples of waves on silver seas. I'm a spring leaf trembling in anticipation.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Maya Angelou Quotes , Spring Quotes , Sea Quotes
  • Tadapti h ye sanse har pal teri judai main
    Paresan h ye dil har taraf faili tanhai main
    Na jane ki tamanna h na koi khvabo ka basera h
    Bejaan ban gaya h ye dil teri rusvai main.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Tabeeb Ban Kar Jo Aa Gaye Ho,

    Main Neem Jaan Tha To Tum Kahan Thy,

    Tumhari Ulfat Ke Be Hissi Pe,

    Main Noha Khuaan Tha To Tum Kahan Thy,

    Lahu Se Jab Diye Jalaye Kahin Se Phir Ye Sehr Bhi Ayi,

    Andhera Jab Tak Taveel Raaton Ka Hukmraan Tha To Tum Kahan Thy,

    Shaoor Guftaar Aa Gaya Hai Na Mere Lehjay Me Zehr Gholo.

    Mujhe Ab Apni Zuban Mili Hai

    Main Be Zuban Tha To Tum Kahan Thy..!
    Lv u jan
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship Shayari SMS
  • Classic Insult:
    Teacher: Tum log roz 8 ghante soya karo.
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    Student : Impossible Sir! College sirf 6 ghante ke
    liye hota hai! =))
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Doori Ho To Ahsaas Hota Hai,
    Dost Ke Bina Jivan Kitna Udas Hota Hai
    Umar Ho Apki Sitaron Jitani Lambi,
    Aisa Dost Kahan Kisi Ke Pass Hota Hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS
  • Dil unke liye machalta hai
    Thokar khata hai or sambhalta hai.
    Kisi ne is kadar kar liya dil par kabja
    Dil mera hai per unke liye dhadkta h.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Zamane Se Alag Aap Me Sharafat Dekhi Hai,

    Aapke DiL Me Khub Mohabat Dekhi Hai,

    Aap Insan Ho Ya Koi Farishta,

    Aapki Dosti Me Rab Ki Ibadat Dekhi Hai.:smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Musibat ka syrup ho tum… Tension ka capsule ho tum… Aafat ka tablet ho tum… Par kiya kare, kehna par tha hai kyunki….. Dosti ka injection ho tum!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS