Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

Is mankind alone in the universe? Or are there somewhere other intelligent beings looking up into their night sky from very different worlds and asking the same kind of question?

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Carl Sagan Quotes , Intelligent Quotes , Night Quotes

The business schools reward difficult complex behavior more than simple behavior, but simple behavior is more effective.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Warren Buffett Quotes , Business Quotes , War Quotes

There are very few people on top of life, and the rest of us don't like them very much.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Alan Ayckbourn Quotes

Muskurao aap to kali khil jaye,

batein karo to dil machal jaye,

itni dilkash hai apki dosti,

dost to kya Dusman bhi pighal jaye..

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Friendship Shayari SMS

Heart touching Sad Story...
Ek Ladki Apne ßoyfrnd Se ßahut Pyar Karti Thi...
Ek Din Usne Apne ßoyfrnd Se Kaha Tum Mere ßina 1Din ßita Kar Dikhao.
ß.F Ne Apni G.F Ke ßina Ek Din ßitaya Or Wo Jit Gaya..
Dusre Din Khushi Se Wo G.F Se Milne Gaya.
Wo Mar Chuki Thi Use Cancer Tha Aur Uske Paas Ek Hi Din Tha.
Usne Letter Me Likha Tha I Know,U Will Do It,Aur Tumhe Aisa Roz Karna Hoga,Mere Liye...

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Sad Story SMS

Principal:" Apne bacche ko zara tameez
sikhao aap..
.
.
.
.
Parent:" Kya hua Sir.. ??
.
.
.
.
.
Principal:" Application form ke S33X column
mein likha hai "Kabhi mauka hi nahi
mila.."

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Jokes

Hamne Apni Sanso Par Unka Naam Likh Liya

Nahi Jante The Ki Hamne Kuchh Galat Kiya

Wo Pyaar Ka Vada Hamse Karke Mukar Gaye

Khair Unki Bewafai Se Kuchh To Sabak Liya….

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

Palermo was lovely. The most beautifully situated town in the world - it dreams away its life in the Conca d'Oro, the exquisite valley that lies between two seas. The lemon groves and the orange gardens were entirely perfect.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Dream Quotes , Lying Quotes

The good four. Honest with ourselves and with whatever is friend to us; courageous toward the enemy; generous toward the vanquished; polite-always that is how the four cardinal virtues want us.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Friends Quotes , Honesty Quotes

The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Travel Quotes , Knowing Quotes

Ankho Ko Jab Kisi Ki Chaahat
Ho Jaati Hai.. Use Dekh Ke
Hi Dil Ko Rahat Mil Jaati Hai..
Kaise Bhool Sakta Hai Koi
Kisi Ko.. Jab Kisi Ko Kisi Ki
Aadat Ho Jaati Hai.. Mohabbat
Kuch Is Kadar Ho Jaati Hai
Us Se.. Ki Rab Se Pehle Uski
Ibaadat Ho Jaati Hai..!

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

At every single moment of one's life one is what one is going to be no less than what one has been.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Single Mom Quotes , Destiny Quotes

...one of the first achievements of the legislature was to institute a ten-thousand-dollar agricultural fair to show off forty dollars' worth of pumpkins in - however, the Territorial legislature was usually spoken of as the "asylum".

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Achievement Quotes , Firsts Quotes

Aapse Door Hokar Hum Jayenge Kahan,
Aap Jaisa Yaar Hum Phir Payenge Kahan,
Dil Ko To Kaise Bhi Samjha Hi Lenge,
Par In Aankhon Ke Aansuon Ko Chupayenge Kahan.!

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Love Shayari SMS

As soon as you believe that a label you've put on yourself is true, you've limited something that is literally limitless, you've limited who you are into nothing but a thought.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adyashanti Quotes , Believe Quotes , Labels Quotes

Tune out the naysayers, tune into your own courage, and take a bold step toward the passion-filled life you really want.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Oprah Winfrey Quotes , Passion Quotes , Naysayers Quotes

We shall not fail - if we stand firm, we shall not fail. Wise counsels may accelerate, or mistakes delay it, but, sooner or later, the victory is sure to come.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Abraham Lincoln Quotes , Wise Quotes , Mistake Quotes

Astrology, the noblest of sciences.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Dante Alighieri Quotes

Genius is its own end.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Genius Quotes

If a woman possesses manly virtues, she is to be run away from; and if she does not possess them, she runs away herself.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Running Quotes , Doe Quotes