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Santa ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye :- Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye GREECE trykaren..?
Santa: - Kyon..?
Sarso ke tel me kya kharabi hai..?
Jisko samjha woh thoko LIKE.
K.k

10 years ago

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In the corporate world, sometimes things aren`t exactly black and white when it comes to accounting procedures.

5 years ago

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Black And White Quotes , World Quotes

હક્ક વગરનું લેવાનું મન થાય
ત્યારે મહાભારતનું સર્જન થાય છે,
પરંતુ હક્કનું હોવા છતાં છોડી દેવામાં
આવે છે ત્યારે રામાયણ સર્જાય છે !!

6 years ago

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Tags : Gujarati SMS , Gujarati Good Morning SMS , Gujarati Whataspp Status , Gujarati Messages , Gujarati Suvichar Sms

Open challange...99%FailedTo all Boys and Girls
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by: Dj Sumit Bhagalpur

10 years ago

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Tags : Funny Jokes

Never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.

5 years ago

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Tags : Winston Churchill Quotes , Being Strong Quotes , Veterans Day Quotes

Do Dilo Ki Dhadkano Mein Ek Saaz Hota Hai,
Sab Ko Apni-Apni Mohobbat Pe Naaz Hota Hai,
Us Mein Se Har Ek Bewafa Nahi Hota,
Us Ki Bewafai Ke Peeche Bhi Koi Raaz Hota Hai.

10 years ago

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Only when Eternity takes Time by the hand, Only when infinity weds the finite's thought, Can man be free from himself and live with God.

5 years ago

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Tags : Sri Aurobindo Quotes , Men Quotes , Hands Quotes

The giving and receiving of pleasure is a need and an ecstasy.

5 years ago

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Tags : Khalil Gibran Quotes , Giving Quotes , Receiving Quotes

Socrates... Whom well inspir'd the oracle pronounc'd Wisest of men.

5 years ago

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Tags : John Milton Quotes , Men Quotes , Oracles Quotes

Pyar Karne Ka Hunnar Hame Nahi Aata,

Isliye Pyar Ki Baazi Ham Haar Gaye,

Hamari Zindgi Se Unhe Bahut Pyar Tha,

Shayad Isliye Wo Hame Zinda Hi Maar Gaye

10 years ago

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Tags : Bewafa SMS

Sometimes I get, "Have you ever thought about doing real music?" I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.

6 years ago

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Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Real Quotes , Thinking Quotes

There's no vocabulary For love within a family, love that's lived in But not looked at, love within the light of which All else is seen, the love within which All other love finds speech. This love is silent.

5 years ago

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Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Love Quotes , Family Quotes

Thanks to men Of noble minds, is honorable meed.

5 years ago

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Men Quotes , Mind Quotes

It is easier to produce ten volumes of philosophical writings than to put one principle into practice.

5 years ago

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Tags : Leo Tolstoy Quotes , Philosophical Quotes , Writing Quotes

I believe that Providence would never have allowed us to see the victory of the Movement if it had the intention after all to destroy us at the end.

6 years ago

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Tags : Adolf Hitler Quotes , Believe Quotes , Victory Quotes

Crush humanity out of shape once more, under similar hammers, and it will twist itself into the same tortured forms. Sow the same seeds of rapacious licence and oppression over again, and it will surely yield the same fruit according to its kind.

5 years ago

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Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Crush Quotes , Yield Quotes

We also recommit to supporting tribal self-determination, security, and prosperity for all Native Americans. While we cannot erase the scourges or broken promises of our past, we will move ahead together in writing a new, brighter chapter in our joint history.

5 years ago

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Determination Quotes , Moving Quotes

Murda Ashiq ki
Gujarish-

Gaur Farmaiega

Mat Nikalo Mera
Janaja Us Bewfa
Ki Gali Se

Wrna
Uska Bap Khega

Haramkhor,Marte
Marte V 1Chakr
Lga Gya?....;)

10 years ago

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"A Little but Sweet Love Story"
BOY: Dekho mene naya cell lia!
GIRL: Wah! chalo kisi hotel me Party dedo!
... ...
In Evening, dey Went to 5 star hotel,
(After Completing Dinner)
GIRL: Oye! How did u Manage Money fordis Kind of
Hotel?
BOY: Cell bech diya apna..!!
Tujh se badh kr thodi na tha IDIOT :)

10 years ago

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Tags : Funny Jokes

Humne Unki Khaatir Apni Zndgi Luta Di..
Par Unhone Apne Dilse Hamari Yaad Mita Di..
Puch Na Sake Hum Unhe Kuch..
Ki
Hume Kis Baat Ki Saza Di..!

10 years ago

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Tags : Broken Heart SMS