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  • पठान ने मछली पकड़ी और घर आया तो देखा:
    ना गैस, ना आटा, ना बिजली और ना तेल।
    पठान वापस मछली को नदी में फेक आया।
    मछली चिल्लाई,"कांग्रेस पार्टी जिंदाबाद,
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ujjwal Fixed An Answering Machine At Høme.
    .
    Twø Days Later He Discønnected It Because He Was Getting Cømplaints Like.
    .
    "Phøne Utha Kar Bølta Hai Ghar Par Nahi Høøn".
    • 10 years ago



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  • !!!==--..__..-=-._;
    !!!==--..@..-=-._;
    !!!==--..__..-=-._;
    !!
    !!
    !!
    ""JAY HIND""
    HAVE A GREAT INDEPENDENCE DAY
    ...Feel PROUD 2 B AN INDIA ........
    "HINDUSTHAN ZINDABAD.
    vande matram
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Independence Day SMS
  • सुना है बहुत बारिश है तुम्हारे शहर में.
    ज़्यादा भीगना मत.
    अगर धुल गयी सारी ग़लतफ़हमियाँ..
    तो बहुत याद आएँगे हम.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ab AAP Ban sakte He Apni
    GIRLFRND k BACCHE k BAAP.
    Wo b Bina Mehnat kiye
    Just Dial My No.
    Aur Bataye
    GIRLFRND ka Address
    Kaam Humara
    Naam Tumhara.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Mareez:" Dr. Sahab Mein boht khush rehta hoon, Neend sukoon se aati hai,
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    .
    Zindagi main Aman hi Aman hai, Har kaam main Dil bhi Lagta hai,
    Koi pareshani hi nahi..
    .
    Aisa kiyon hai ??
    .
    .
    Doctor:" Mein aap ki Bimari samajhgaya hoon..
    .
    Aap ki zindagi me
    Vitamin "she' ki kami hai...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • The only artists I have ever known who are personally delightful are bad artists. Good artists exist simply in what they make, and consequently are perfectly uninteresting in what they are. A great poet, a really great poet, is the most unpoetical of all creatures. But inferior poets are absolutely fascinating. The worse their rhymes are, the more picturesque they look. The mere fact of having published a book of second-rate sonnets makes a man quite irresistible. He lives the poetry that he cannot write. The others write the poetry that they dare not realize.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Book Quotes , Writing Quotes
  • Chaahat Ke Yeh Kaise Afsane Huye....
    Khud Nazron Mein Apni Begane Huye....
    Kisi Bhi Riste Ka Khayal Nahi Mujhe.....
    Ishq Mein Tere Is Kadar Diwaane Huye.....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Kehte hai pyaar ki seema nahi
    hoti
    Yeh toh dhoka hai jo sab kehte
    hai
    Pyaar ki seema honi chaiye
    Taki koi dil kisi aur dil ka na ho jaye…b.m
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • A Simple Bye Make Us Cry,
    A Simple Joke Make Us Laugh,
    Simple Care Make Us Fall In Love.
    I Hope My Simple Sms
    Make You Think Of Me...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • HonTo Pe IntI pYaaS Na Rakha Kar KhwahISho Ko Be-LIbas Na Rakha Kar Me Jo Hu Tera BoJh Uthane K LIYe Khud Ko MerI Jaan Itna Udas MaT Rakha Kar.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS