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  • With gas cookers and chip pans in every kitchen, the chip-pan fire was by far the most popular method these Proddies had for burning their houses down. The second technique was the ever popular chimney fire and number three had to be the drunken cigarette drop on the carpet. Mind you, why they'd be cooking chips at this hour was anyone's guess.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Adrian McKinty Quotes , Fire Quotes , Numbers Quotes
  • जो व्यक्ति हर समय कहता है कि मेरे पास समय नहीं है,

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    वो व्यस्त नहीं बल्कि अस्त-व्यस्त है
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye,
    Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye
    per taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi,
    Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi….
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Wo raat dard aur sitam ki raat hogi,
    jis din rukhsat unki baraat hogi,
    yahi sochkar aksar neend se uth jaate hai hum,
    ki
    kisi gair ke bahon me meri saari kaynaat hogi...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Mai Hi Mai Tha Tumhare Aane
    Se Pehle, Khud Me Khoya Huwa
    Tha Tumhare Aane Se Pehle,
    Aayine Ke Saamne Khada
    Rahoon Toh, Kehta Hai Aayina
    Ki Kuch Baakhi Hai Tujhme.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • पप्पू का बेटा,ऐसी तस्वीर बनाता कि लगता मानो
    तस्वीर जिन्दा है.!!
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    मास्टर जी ने,पप्पू को फोन किया - ..आपका बेटा बड़ा शैतान है ..!!
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    आज उसने क्लासरूम की
    जमीन पे 1000 रूपये के नोट की हूबहू
    फोटो बना दी..उसे उठाने के चक्कर में मेरे
    नाख़ून टूट गए..इसे समझाते क्यों नहीं..?
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    पप्पू - ..मास्टरजी ..मैं खुद ICU से
    बोल रहा हूँ..पगले ने कल बिजली के
    सॉकेट पे केटरीना बना दी थी..!!
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    होंठ जल गए करेंट से.!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Welcome, Disappointment! Thy hand is cold and hard, but it is the hand of a friend. Thy voice is stern and harsh, but it is the voice of a friend. Oh, there is something sublime in calm endurance, something sublime in the resolute, fixed purpose of suffering without complaining, which makes disappointment oftentimes better than success!
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Quotes , Disappointment Quotes , Hands Quotes
  • Har ansu mein koi bat hogi,
    Har dard ke piche kisi ki yaade hogi,
    Aap hame yaad rakho ya bhul jao,
    Lekin aap ki har kushi ke piche hamari dua hogi
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • दुआ‬ कौन सी थी ‎हमे‬ याद नही बस इतना याद है, दो ‎हथेलियाँ‬ जुड़ी थी एक ‎तेरी‬ थी ‎एक‬ मेरी थी
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Status SMS
  • Hi, I Know I Messed Up,
    But Please Forgive Me!
    I Should Of Though A Bit Longer
    Before Doing Stupid Things.
    I’m Sorry For That..
    I Know I Can’t Turn Back Time, But I Really Want To.
    Please, Call Me!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Miss You SMS
  • May the festival of Dussehra helps you in overcoming and controlling the 10 vices, which are represented by the 10 heads of Ravana:
    Vaasna (Lust)
    Krodha (Anger)
    Lobh (Greed)
    Moh (Attachment)
    Ahamkaar (Ego)
    Grihna (Disgust)
    Anyaaya (Injustice)
    Irshya (Jealousy)
    Swarth (Selfishness)
    Amanavta (Cruelty)
    Happy Dussehra!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Navratri SMS
  • Juda Hokar B unki Hasrat Na Gyi
    Uski judai Par B Usse Mohbt Na Gyi
    Wo chale Gaye KISI or ke sath Firbi
    Anko ko Uske Intzar ki Adat Na Gyi..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Ishq Aisa Karo Ki Dhadkan
    Me Bas Jaye, Saans Bhi Lo
    To Khushboo Usi Ki Aaye,
    Pyaar Ka Nasha Aankhon Pe
    Cha Jaye Baat Kuch Bhi Na
    Ho Par Naam Usi Ka Aaye..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Copy the Codes and Paste in
    your Facebook Chat
    Box .Codes For Animated
    Emoticons :-
    [[126221767389776]] :-
    Spinning Heart Animated
    Smiley.
    [[110566395653359]] :- Cat
    Lick Monitor Animated
    Smiley.
    [[110780922298250]] :- Heart
    On Fire Animated Smiley.
    [[126220920723194]] :- Santa
    Animated Smiley.
    [[126540207361797]] :- Inlove
    Animated Smiley.
    [[127878643893717]] :-
    Clapping Animated Smiley.
    [[394930959230]] :- In Sleep
    Animated Smiley.Screen Shot
    For Above Emoticons :-
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : General Knowledge SMS
  • Yaad Rukti Nahi Rok Paane Se;
    Dil Maanta Nahi Kisi Ke Manane Se;
    Ruk Jaati Hain Dhadkane Aapko Bhool Jaane Se;
    Isliye Aapko Yaad Karte Hain Jeene Ke Bahane Se!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS