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  • two girls are traveling in a train
    Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
    Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
    Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
    Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge.
    Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
    Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge.
    UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola:
    JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA
    DENA..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Sachi-Baat:
    45Kg Ki Ladki Ko Uthane Me Ladko Ko Koi Pareshani Nahi Hoti,
    But 14Kg Ke Gas Cylender Ko Uthane Me Ladko Ke Pasine Chhut Jate Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • ek ladka ek cheene ladki sy shade karta hy
    1 sal k bad larki mar jate hy or larka rony lagta hy

    to

    pathan bola beta ro mat ye chaina ka mal hy itna hy chaly ga
    K k
    • 10 years ago



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  • ek ladki ki t-shart par car chappi thi ,

    ek chota bachha use goar se dekh raha tha to

    ladki boli car chalani h,

    to bachha bola nhi-nhi car nhi chalani h ,

    agr apki izajat ho to HORN bajalu.




    • 10 years ago



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  • Parwah kar uski jo teri parwah kare
    Zindagi mein jo kabi na tanha kare
    Jaan ban ke utar jaa uski ruh mein
    Jo jaan se b jyada tujhse wafa kare
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sad SMS
  • There's an east wind coming all the same, such a wind as never blew on England yet. It will be cold and bitter, Watson, and a good many of us may wither before its blast. But it's God's own wind none the less and a cleaner, better stronger land will lie in the sunshine when the storm has cleared.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Arthur Conan Doyle Quotes , Lying Quotes , Book Quotes
  • Wo Mujhe Chaahti hai par Apna nahi sakti,
    Mujhe Bhulane ka Dard Utha nahi sakti,
    Ajib hai Uske Pyaar ka ye Andazz,

    Khafaa to Karti hai par Manaa nahi sakti..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • मैं पी कर नहीं बहकता,,

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    बहकता हूँ तो उसे देखकर,,,

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    अब बताओ ज़रा कि शराब हराम है या वो ??

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    इतने में मम्मी के कमरे से आवाज़ आई,,

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    "शराब हराम है

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    और वो हरामजादी हैं

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    और तु हरामखोर "

    माँ कसम, सब क्लियर हो गया। ......:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Mere dil ki sarhad ko par na Karna,
    Najuk he dil mera war na karna,
    Khud se badh kar bharosa hai tum par,
    Is bharose ko tum bekrar na karna..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS