When a man of normal habits is ill, everyone hastens to assure him that he is going to recover. When a vegetarian is ill (which fortunately very seldom happens), everyone assures him that he is going to die, and that they told him so, and that it serves him right. They implore him to take at least a little gravy, so as to give himself a chance of lasting out the night
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I Love You..
I Love Your Smile & In
Love With Those Beautiful Eyes
I Love Your Voice. And
Every Word You Speak Makes Me
Fall In Love With You All
Over Again..
लड़का – तुम्हारा नाम क्या है ..?
लड़की – मीना ... और तुम्हारा ...??
लड़का – कमीना ...
लड़की – तुम झूट बोल रहे हो ... कमीना भी कोई नाम होता है भला ..??
लड़का – पांच मिनट बैठ जा मेरे धोरे तू भी इसी नाम से बुलाएगी ....
Agar Bhigne ka itna hi shoq hai
baarish me
To Dekho na meri aankhon me
Baarish to har ek ke liye hoti hai
Lekin ye aankhein sirf tumhare liye
barasti hain…
Tejpal Gurjar
Marte sharabhi se bhagwan ne pucha,
Koi antim icha.
Sharabi: aane wale janam me
Daant bhale hi ek dena,
Par liver 32 dena 1 dete ho,
Sla jaldi kharab ho jata h.