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INDIA KI REET:

LADKI agar apni marzise pt jaye to PYAR

agr dost ptwaye to UPHAR

GHARwale la de to SANSKAR

OR

agr khud pta k GHAR le ao to

"HAHAKAR"

10 years ago

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Love is a lesson worth learning.

5 years ago

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Tags : Oprah Winfrey Quotes , Love Is Quotes

O, reason not the need!

5 years ago

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Needs Quotes

Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born -a hundred million years -and I have suffered more in an hour, in this life, than I remember to have suffered in the whole hundred million years put together. There was a peace, a serenity, an absence of all sense of responsibility, an absence of worry, an absence of care, grief, perplexity; and the presence of a deep content and unbroken satisfaction in that hundred million years of holiday which I look back upon with a tender longing and with a grateful desire to resume, when the opportunity comes.

6 years ago

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Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Death Quotes , Grateful Quotes

Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent-that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior.

5 years ago

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Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Lying Quotes , Warrior Quotes

Yado sae zindagi khudsurat rahegi,
Nigaho me har pal aap ki surat rahigi,
Koi bhi na le sakegi kabhi aap ki jagah,
Is dil ko hamesa aap ki jarurat rahegi ......

10 years ago

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I can play a lot of things, but I haven't mastered any one. I use music really as a form of raw expression; escape from the real world.

6 years ago

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Tags : Adrian Grenier Quotes , Real Quotes , Expression Quotes

Teacher.bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerete nahi piyoge.
Bachey:nahi piyenge
teacher:girls ka pichha nahi karoge.
Bachey:nahi karenge
teacher :un par awaaje nahi kasoge .
Bachey:nahi kasenge
teacher:watan par zindgi qurbaan kar doge
bachey:kar denge aesi zindgi ka karna bhi kya hai.........!

@@ANIL@@

10 years ago

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I say to you: Make perfect your will. / I say: take no thought of the harvest, / But only of proper sowing.

5 years ago

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Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Perfect Quotes , Advice Quotes

A late night sms greeting doesnt
only mean good night
It has a silent msg saying..
u r my last thought at night..
Goodnight.

10 years ago

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I hope you guys are up for a fight. I hope you guys are game because I haven't been putting up with 19 months of airplanes and hotel food and missing my babies and my wife - I didn't put up for that stuff just to come in second.

5 years ago

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Baby Quotes , Airplane Quotes

Poets in our civilization, as it exists at present, must be difficult...The poet must become more and more comprehensive, more allusive, more indirect, in order to force, to dislocate if necessary, language into its meaning.

5 years ago

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Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Order Quotes , Civilization Quotes

MahfiL Saji Thi
Sms Ka Tha Daur,

Sms Maine Kiya
Sab Ne Kiya Shor,

Paisa To Mera Gaya,
Mgar Sub Kanjuso Ne Kaha..

1aur.,
1aur.,
1aur.

10 years ago

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As well consult a butcher on the value of vegetarianism as a doctor on the worth of vaccination.

5 years ago

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Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Doctors Quotes , Vegetarianism Quotes

Most of the money given by rich people in "charity" is made up of conscience money, "ransom," political bribery, and bids for titles.... One buys moral credit by signing a cheque, which is easier than turning a prayer wheel.

5 years ago

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Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Prayer Quotes , People Quotes

If a person - any human being - is told often enough, "You are nothing. You are nothing. You account for nothing. You count for nothing. You are less than a human being. I have no visibility of you", the person finally begins to believe it.

5 years ago

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Tags : Maya Angelou Quotes , Believe Quotes , Visibility Quotes

If 'bounded by a surface' is the definition of body there cannot be an infinite body either intelligible or sensible.

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Tags : Aristotle Quotes , Body Quotes , Definitions Quotes

It is a beautiful truth that all men contain something of the artist in them. And perhaps it is the case that the greatest artists live and die, the world and themselves alike ignorant what they possess.

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Tags : Walt Whitman Quotes , Beautiful Quotes , Artist Quotes

Face pe apke gajab ki smile hai,
Suna hai apke paas ek pc hai aur usame ek sms ki file hai,
Phir bhi FreshSMS pe sms nahi karte ye kaun sa style hai.

10 years ago

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Ajab Din Thhey Mohabbat Ke
Ajab Raatein Thhein Chaahat Ki
Kabhi Gar Yaad Aa Jaein
To Palkon Per Sitaarey Jhilmilaatey Hein
Kissi Ki Yaad Mein,
Raaton Ko Aksar Jaagna Maamool Thha Apna
Kabhi Gar Neend Aajati!
To Ham Ye Soch Letey Thhey!
Abhi To Woh Hamaarey Waastey!
Soyaa Nahi Ho Gaa!
Abhi Royaa Nahi Ho Ga!

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS