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  • Socho physics kitni easy hoti agar.
    agar agar..Apple ki jagah ped gira hota.
    Or Sala Newton wahi mar gaya Hota.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : New Whatsapp Status
  • As I pass through my incarnations in every age and race, I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market-Place. Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall, And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Rudyard Kipling Quotes , Fall Quotes , Race Quotes
  • Winter, winter, everywhere,
    Shows its face, its eyes, its hair.
    Winter, winter, freezing cold,
    enjoyed by many; young and old!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Winter SMS
  • Khud Pe Jo Tha Aitbaar Jhutha
    Nikal Gaya, Dariya Mere Kayaal
    Se Gehra Nikal Gya, Kbi Bata
    Diya Tha Kisiko Apna Pata Meelon
    Meri Talash Me Rasta Nikal Gya.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • 1
    message
    received
    1
    1
    nice person sent it
    1
    one bakara is
    reading it
    bakara is smiling
    now
    bakara is still reading.
    bakara will now forward this message 2 other bakara
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Bhulake Mujhko Agar Tum B Ho Salamat
    To Bhulake Tujhko Sambhalna Mujhe B Ata Hai..

    Nahi Hai Meri Fitrat Me Ye Adat Varna
    Teri Tarah Badalna Mujhe B Ata Hai...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Question

    Choose Any No...
    Zara Pata Tou Chale,
    Aap Ki Zindagi Mein Kis Cheez Ki Kami hai?
    87, 67, 57, 27, 37, 47, 77, 97

    Answer

    87 * Shadi Ki
    67 * Pasey Ki
    57 * Dosti Ki
    27 * Khsuhi Ki
    37 * Lover Ki
    47 * Confidence Ki
    77 * Vitamin Ki
    97 * Aqal Ki
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Question And Answer SMS
  • Aapka Sukh Gabesh Ke Peth Jitna Bda Ho,
    Aapka Dukh Undar Jesa Chota Ho,
    Aapki Life Ganeshji Ke Sund Jitni Badi Ho,
    Aapke Bol Modak Jaise Mithe Ho
    Bolo Ganpati Bappa Moraiyaa!!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Ganesh Chaturthi SMS
  • Bandar ped par kyu sote he?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    Chalo jane do,
    Ye tumhara personal mamla he,
    Muje kya?
    Bas gir mat jana...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Chasme Wale Har Koi Andhe
    Nhi Hote, Wah..wah
    Chasme Wale Har Koi Andhe
    Nhi Hote, Wah..wah
    Dil Ko Todkar Jane Wale
    Har Koi Bewafa Nhi Hote.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • In the summer of 2002, we had spent six weeks shooting the three pilots of Mythbusters, and Jamie[Hyneman] called me up afterward - well, first he called me up to tell me to clear my crap back out of his shop - and he said, "Well, that was kind of fun, wasn't it? I mean, I don't see where this could go, because we pretty much did everything. But it was fun."
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Adam Savage Quotes , Summer Quotes , Fun Quotes
  • Aankhe aapki bahey to aansu mere ho saans aapki chaley to dhadkan meri ho bas zindagi main yehi dil ki tamanna hai ki jab bhi aap ki yaad aaye aap mere saamne ho......
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Amazing Love Story:
    A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love
    With Kanjoos Girl..
    Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai
    Gali Me Sikka Fekungi,
    Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana.
    Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1
    Ghante Baad Aaya.
    Girl: Itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;->
    Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha.
    Girl: Pagal Wo To "Dhaaga Baandh"
    K Feka Tha,
    Wapas Khich Liya..:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS
  • *Arz Krta Hu*

    Baadal Garza Shor K Sath
    Barish Hui Zor K Sath
    Zara Dhayan Rakhna Apni GirlFrnd Ka
    Kahin Bhag Na Jaye Kisi Or K Sath.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Tadpe Bahut Par Wo Maan Nahi Paye,
    Is Dil Ki Mohabbat Jan Nahi Paye,
    Ek Din Chale Jayenge Is Duniya se,
    Or Wo Kahenge
    Lout Aao Hum Aapko Pahchan Nahi Paye.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • At Night If Mosquito Bites,
    What Should We Do?
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    .
    .
    .
    Just Scratch N Sleep Again..
    We R Not Rajanikanth To Make The
    Mosquito Say Sorry!
    • 10 years ago



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