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  • Shadi Ka Ek Aisa Din He Jab Dulha STAGE Par Bethe Huye,
    Dusri KHOOBSURAT Ladkiyo Ko Dekta Hai
    Aur Sochta Hai,
    "Ye Sab Aaj Se Pehle Kaha Mar Gyi Thi."
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
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    Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha... Gairo me kahan dum tha...
    Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha hospital band tha.
    mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala jiska petrol kum tha .
    Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya kyuki uska kiraya kam tha..
    Mujhe doctron ne uthaya. nursonme kaha dum tha..
    Mujhe us bed pe litaya. Jiske neeche BOMB Tha...
    Mujhe bomb se udaaya, goli me kaha dum tha..
    Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA... Lol...!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Shayari SMS
  • Once one is caught up into the material world not one person in ten thousand finds the time to form literary taste, to examine the validity of philosophic concepts for himself, or to form what, for lack of a better phrase, I might call the wise and tragic sense of life.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes , Wise Quotes , World Quotes
  • Santa Banta Se: Jab Mein Marr Jau To Samne Wale Pariwar Ko Jarur Bulana.
    Banta: Kyu?
    Santa: Unke Ghar Ki Ladies Murde Se Lipat Lipat Ke Roti H.

    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Dosti insan ki zaroorat hai,
    dilon pe dosti ki huqumat hai,
    aap ke pyar ki wajah se zinda hain sweet
    warna khuda ko bhi hamari zaroorat hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS
  • ISHQ me DAULAT saari na LUTA dena
    .
    Mummy papa k ARMAAN khaak me na mila dena
    .
    .
    .
    Ghar se mile h paise SABZI k liye BETA.
    .
    Bazar ja kr girlfrnd
    ka
    Recharge na kara dena...:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • હૂ આજે પણ શતરંજની રમત ઍકલો જ રમુ છુ,
    કેમ કે મને મારા મિત્રો ની વિરૂદ્ધ મા ચાલ ચાલતા નથી આવડતુ.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Gujarati Shayari SMS
  • Pal-Do-Pal Me Hi Milti Hai Khushi,
    Pal-Do-Pal Me Hi Milta Hai Gam,
    Par Jo Har Pal Sath Nibhaye,
    Vo Dost Milte Hai Kam,
    Jaise Ki “U Aur HUM”
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship Shayari SMS
  • My dear Watson," said [Sherlock Holmes], "I cannot agree with those who rank modesty among the virtues. To the logician all things should be seen exactly as they are, and to underestimate one's self is as much a departure from truth as to exaggerate one's own powers.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Arthur Conan Doyle Quotes , Self Quotes , Departure Quotes
  • Phool Khilte Rahn Zndgi Ki Rah Mn…
    Hansi Chamkti Rhe Apki Niga Mn…
    Kadm Kadm Pr Mile Khushi Ki Bahar Aapko….
    Dil Deta H Ye Hi Dua Bar Bar Aapko
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS