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  • Santa Ko Uska Sasur Jute Maar Raha Tha

    Aadmi : Kyu Maar Rahe Ho?

    Sasur : Meinie Ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya.

    Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho. Isne Apne Sare Friends Ko Forward Kar Diya!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • %"""\_G_/"""%
    %___/"O"\___%
    %"""\_O_/"""%
    %___/"D"\___%
    %"""\_N_/"""%
    %___/" I "\___%
    %"""\_G_/"""%
    %___/"H"\___%
    %"""\_T_/"""%
    Have a Nice Night....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Night SMS
  • Insaan ka sab se ziyada dil kab jalta hay?

    Jab aap original apple ka mobile le kar behte ho

    aur koi aa kar kahe..
    China Ka Hy?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Hamen jeene nahi deti hai yah gujri hui yaaden ,
    Hum se bhooli nahi jaati hai yah biti hui baaten ,
    Ab kaise kahen tumse hum dost teri baaten ,
    Hamen har pal yaad dilati hai teri har choti-choti baaten
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Kissing A Girl On Her Fore Head :relaxed:is

    respect,

    .

    .

    kissing A Girl:dancer: On Her Cheek Is

    care,

    .

    .

    kissing A Girl:dancer: On Her Eyes Is Care

    & Love,

    .

    .

    kissing A Girl On Her Lips Is Love,

    .

    .

    but Kissing A Girl In Front Of Her

    boyfriend ???

    .

    .

    HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG

    DABANGG ....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • My main goal as an actor, with my craft or whatever poncy way you want to say it, is to always take the audience with me. To make them feel for me, or to make them hate me, I want a reaction. I want their emotions. The worst reaction someone can have is, "eh."
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Adelaide Kane Quotes , Hate Quotes , Goal Quotes
  • Sab Kuch Hai Mere Paas Par Dil ki Dawa Nahi...
    Door wo Mujhse hai Par Main Khafa Nahi...
    Maloom hai Ab bhi Pyar Karta hai Mujhe...
    Wo Thora Ziddi Hai Magar Bewafa Nahi....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • wo aye jo mayyat pe apni akho me ashu leke,
    dard se humara dil tadap utha,
    jab wo muskuraya mujhse dur jate hue,
    kya bataye dil khushi se machal utha
    Khan
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Kale gore ka bhed nahin
    Har dil se hamaara naata hai
    Kuchh aur na aata ho hamko
    Hamen pyaar nibhana aata hai
    Jai Hindi Jai Bharat
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Independence Day SMS
  • Yu To RAJPUT Mazak Kiya Nhi Karte.Gun To Kya Kishi Ko BULLET Bhi Diya Nhi Karte Yaari Sirf Aap Se H Warna RAJPUT Kishi Ko Msg To Kya NUMBER Bhi Diya Nhi Karte. Royal Rajput
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Secretary Roti Hui Apne Boss Ke Cabin Mein Aayi,
    Aur Boss Se Puchha.
    Secretary: “Sir, Aap Mujhe Naukri Se,
    Nikaal To Nahi Rahe ?? :(
    Boss Hairan Hote Hue: “Nahi To,
    Tumhe Kisne Kaha ?? :O
    Secretary: “Wo Aapne Cabin Se Sofa Aur Bed,
    Hatwa Diya Na Isliye ” :
    • 10 years ago



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