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  • Exam Rowdy Rathore
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    Jo main padhta hu wo main likhtahoon..
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    aur..
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    Jo main nahi padhta wo main definitely likhta hoon.!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • How Can U "SM_LE" :)
    Without "I"
    How Can U Be "F_NE"
    Without "I"
    How Can U "W_SH"
    Without "I"
    How Can U Be "FR_END"
    Without "I"
    "I" Is very important...!
    But "I" Can Never Acheived
    Succes Without "U"....
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • गरीब आदमी यार .. भूले भटके किसी दोस्त के साथ उसके घर में AC वाले कमरे में रुक जाओ तो हॉस्पिटल के ICU वाला फील आ जाता है !
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Santa kumbh k mele me pray kar raha tha...
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    Hey prabhu nayay karo..
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    Hey prabhu nayay karo...
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    Hamesha Bhai-Bhai bichadte hai
    kabhi pati-patni pe bhi to try karo...:p :O
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • मेरे दिल कि आवाज है
    कि बिछडा यार मिलेगा,
    वो यार तेरी हर खुशी को गम मेँ मोड देगा,
    जिस मोड पर तुझे तेरा प्यार मिलेगा,
    मै तो क्या मुझसे भी,
    अच्छा एक नया दिलदार मिलेगा,
    आज नही तो कल तुझे,
    तेरा प्यार मिलेगा,
    दिल तो क्या दिलदार, भी तुझे तेरा साथ मिलेगा..!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Story SMS
  • Papa K Shadi K Video Dekh Kar,

    Beta Bola:"Meri Shadi Me Bhi Aisi Item Girls Nachwaenge..

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    PAPA:"Kutte,

    Ye Sab Item Girls Nahi,

    Teri Bua Hai..:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • The Person Who Loves You More Will Fight With You Daily Without Any Reason But Whenever You Are Sad That Person Will Fight With The World To End Your Sadness.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Love SMS
  • Padosi : Yar tere ghar se Hamesha
    Hasne ki Awaz ati hai Khushi ka Raaz
    kya hai?
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    Husb:Meri Biwi mujhe jute marti
    hai,Lag jay to
    wo hasti hai,Na lage to main hasta
    hun...
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Pyare se dost ko salam hamara,
    din kaisa raha yeh sawal hamara,
    kal phir sms bhejenge ye wada hamara,
    par abhi good night ka pyara sa paigham hamara.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Good Night SMS
  • Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya
    Hota Hai?
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    Teacher: Jab Tum Badi ho
    kar Achi Bachi Banogi to
    Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.
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    Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?
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    Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • I'm like the opposite of one of those comedians who's funny on stage and depressed behind closed doors . On record, I can get pretty dark, but in real life I'm very carefree. But when I'm happy, I ain't writing songs, I'm out having a laugh, being in love. I wouldn't have the time. If I ever get married, it'll be 'Darling, I need a divorce, it's been three years, I've got a record to write!'
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Adele Quotes , Song Quotes , Real Quotes
  • Kaha Ye Kisne Kee Phoolon Se Dil Lagau Main;
    Agar Tera Khayal Na Sochu To Mar Jaun Main;
    Maang Na Mujhse Tu Hisaab Meri Mohabbat Ka;
    Aa Jaau Imtehaan Par To Hadd Se Guzar Jaun Main!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • An aeroplane asks a rocket: Howis that you can fly so fast?
    The rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your ass!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : New Whatsapp Status
  • Khuda kare har raat chand banke aaye,

    Har din nayi shan banke aaye,

    Kabhi dur na ho aapke chahre se hansi,

    Naya din aisa mehman banke aaye.
    Gud Day.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • Glass mein sarab,
    sarab me uski tasveer najar aati hai.

    Nahi peeta to nasha chala jata hai,
    peeta hu to uski tasveer chali jati hai.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS