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  • Ek aurat apni saheli se boli

    main ne apni husbnd ko shadi k 2 ma bad lakh pati bna diya

    Saheli : kya wo phle ghareeb thy

    Aurat : nahi phle wo carorepati thy.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Agar bollywood ki movies koi gujrati diactor ne banayi hoti to unke nam ye hote...
    3 idiots - 3 dofa
    muder 3 - hatya 3
    himatwala - takatvado
    ek thi dayan -ek hti bhutdi
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • "PAL"PAL" intazar kia is "PAL"K liye
    Wo"PAL"aaya b to ik"PAL"k liye
    Ab har"PAL"dua he us"PAL"k liye
    Kash phir aajay wo"PAL"ik "PAL"k liye..


    °•»•»•¨мaн騕«•«•
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • It is the way of the superior man to prefer the concealment of his virtue, while it daily becomes more illustrious, and it is the way of the mean man to seek notoriety, while he daily goes more and more to ruin.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Confucius Quotes , Mean Quotes , Men Quotes
  • Watan Hamra Misaal Mohabbat Ki,
    Todta Hai Deewar Nafrat Ki,
    Meri KhusNasibi,Mili Zindagi Is Chaman Me,
    Bhula Na Sake Koi iski Khusboo Saton Janam Me,
    HappyIndependence Day
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Independence Day SMS
  • I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on earth. This was the moment - this was the time - when we came together to remake this great nation so that it may always reflect our very best selves and our highest ideals.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Jobs Quotes , Children Quotes
  • आप निगाहो से निगाहे ना मिलाइए,
    नही तो बहुत बुरा हाल होगा,
    बात अगर दिल तक आ जाएगी,
    तो मेरे होठो पर आपका गाल होगा.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Dil me aap ki yaaden karli hein makaam
    umr bhar aapki yaad rahegi paigham
    Dil me aap ki yaaden karli hein makaam
    umr bhar aapki yaad rahegi paigham
    Aap ki is dosti ne kardiya hame ghulam
    Are ..jaathe jaathe usthaadon lelo hamari salaam..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : New Year SMS
  • Khushiyon ka sansar leke ayenge,
    Patjhad me bhi bahaar leke ayenge.
    Jab bhi pukaroge pyar se hume,
    Maut se saansen udhar leke ayenge.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Teri Yaad Bhi Kamaal Karti
    Hai, Kaise Kaise Humse Sawaal
    Karti Hai.. Ek Pal Ko Tanha
    Nahi Hone Deti Mujhe, Ye Mera
    Kitna Khayal Karti Hai..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • Mr. Pickwick took a seat and the paper, but instead of reading the latter, peeped over the top of it, and took a survey of the man of business, who was an elderly, pimply-faced, vegetable-diet sort of man, in a black coat, dark mixture trousers, and small black gaiters; a kind of being who seemed to be an essential part of the desk at which he was writing, and to have as much thought or sentiment.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Reading Quotes , Writing Quotes
  • Bhula K Mujhko Agar Tum B Ho
    Salamat, To Bhula K Tujhko,
    Sambhalna Mujhe Bhi Aata Hai
    Nahi Hai Meri Fitrat Mein Ye
    Aadat Warna Teri Tarah Badalna
    Mujhe Bhi Aata Hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • ARZ KIYA HAI.
    zara gaur farmiye !
    haan toh ARZ KIYA HAI..
    Yu na kisi k dil se khelo......
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    Yu na kisi k dil se khelo...
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    Jab Like & comment nahi karna aata
    TOH? ? ?
    Computer aur mobile bech
    kar radio
    lelo Ho gayi na ab bejjati.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Santa ne bhagte huye Bus pakdi aur Driver se puchha.
    Bus teri Maa lagti he?
    Nahi.
    Behen?
    Nahi.
    Biwi?
    Nahi.
    To kamine "PAKDNE" kyo nhi deta..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes