Jony Jony Yes Papa
Drinking Water
NO Papa,
Drinkng QUATER Yes Papa,
Mixing WATER NO Papa,
Neet Pioge Yes Papa,
Desi Pe Lo No Papa, English Piyoge
HA HA HA.....
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College Mein Jaate Hain Hum,
Taalim Paane Ke Liye,
Park Aur Canteen Jaate Hain,
Bojhil Dilon Ko Bahlane Ke Liye,
Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee…
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee…
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa…
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya …..
Nasha Mohabbat Ka Ho,
Sharaab
Ka Ho Ya Whatsapp Ka Ho
Hosh Teeno Me Khoo Jaate Hain
Fark Sirf Itna Hai Ki...
Sharaab Sulaa Deti Hai
Mohabbat Rulaa Deti Hai
Aur
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Deti Hai...!!
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Chandni Ko Bhi Chand Ke Bina Gurur Na Hota..
Aap Jaisa Dost Agar Na Hota To,
Dil Bhi Sms Krne Ko Majboor Na Hota.
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1 admi k ghar k samne gadha mara parha tha
Us ny Municipal Committe ko phone kia,
“Mere ghar k samne gadha mara para hai uthwa len”
Jawab mila “wahin dafan kar do”
us aadmi ko ghusa to boht aaya per tahammul sy bola:
“G Main Dafan karny lga tha magar marhoom k bachon ko itlaa to krni thee naa.:-)