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10 years ago

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If we lose the virile, manly qualities, and sink into a nation of mere hucksters, putting gain over national honor, and subordinating everything to mere ease of life, then we shall indeed reach a condition worse than that of the ancient civilizations in the years of their decay.

5 years ago

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Tags : Theodore Roosevelt Quotes , Years Quotes , Civilization Quotes

Let me beg you, not to rest contented with the commonplace religion that is now so prevalent.

6 years ago

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Tags : Adoniram Judson Quotes , Let Me Quotes

Kya khoob hai sahab najariya ye bhi..
ki
manjil to mil hi jayegi..
thodi der bhatak kar hi sahi..
gumrah to wo bhi hai.......
jo ghar se nikalte hi nahi..

10 years ago

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Tags : Friendship Shayari SMS

The question is not so much whether there is life on Mars as whether it will continue to be possible to live on Earth

5 years ago

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Tags : Immanuel Kant Quotes , Future Quotes , Mars Quotes

Spirit, that made those heroes dare To die, and leave their children free, Bid Time and Nature gently spare The shaft we raise to them and thee.

5 years ago

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Uplifting Quotes , Memorial Day Quotes

Funy poetery
woh tujey dour sey daikh kar apna dopata sanmbhal laiti hai
wah wah wah

main hairan houn wo itni dour sey b kanjer pahchan laiti hai
hun bol wah wah

10 years ago

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We consume about 25 percent of the world's oil. We only have 2 percent of the reserves.

5 years ago

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Oil Quotes , World Quotes

Don't let anybody walk through your mind with dirty feet.

5 years ago

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , Dirty Quotes , Feet Quotes

You think you KNOW when you learn, are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.

6 years ago

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Tags : Alan Perlis Quotes , Writing Quotes , Learning Quotes

Tum Mujhe Chahoge Ek Din
Dekhna Haan Chale Aaoge
Tum Ek Din Dekhna
Yun Karo Matt Mere Jazbon
Se Mazak Warna Pachtaoge
Ek Din Dekhna
Soch Lo Ye Berukhi Achi
Nahi Hai Khud Ko Tarpaoge
Ek Din Dekhna
Mere Chehre Ki Jhalak Ke
Liye Tum Taras Jaoge Ek
Din Dekhna.

10 years ago

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Why should this war in the West be fought for the restoration of Poland? The Poland of the Versailles Treaty will never rise again.

6 years ago

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Tags : Adolf Hitler Quotes , War Quotes , Restoration Quotes

One thing you had to learn [after the presidency] was that you no longer had the sense of responsibility that became ingrained in your system.

5 years ago

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Responsibility Quotes , Presidency Quotes

Teacher: 1869 Me Kya Hua ? Ram: Gandhi Ji Ka Janm Hua.
Teacher: Ok Beth Jao.
Teacher (Santa Se)- Batao 1872 Me Kya Hua ? Santa: Gandhi Ji 3 Saal Ke Ho Gaye
....

10 years ago

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I still have a lot of passion for music, but I would quit it tomorrow if that's what my family needed me to do. I'm sure I'd miss it, but it's a job.

6 years ago

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Tags : Aaron Watson Quotes , Jobs Quotes , Passion Quotes

Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life.
But I"d rather be your moon,
so I can shine on you during your
darkest hour when your sun isnâ€™t around.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Saying SMS

The people we keep standing in the anteroom of our favor either start fermenting or turn sour.

5 years ago

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Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , People Quotes , Waiting Quotes

I think the more information you can get, the better you can find information for your own purposes.

5 years ago

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Tags : Paulo Coelho Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Purpose Quotes

"F"l"o"w"e"r"f"u"l"
Morning
"C"o"l"o"u"r"f"u"l"
Noon
"J"o"y"f"u"l"
Evening
"P"e"a"c"e"f"u"l"
Night
Be Happy Its A
"F"a"n"t"a"s"t"i"c"
Day For you,
GOOD MORNING..*

**VIKASH**

10 years ago

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Zindgi me Hamesha Smart Log Milenge..

Kahi Zyadaa To Kahi Kam Milenge..

Intezaar Zara Soch Kar Karnaa..

Zaroori Nahi Har Jagaa Tumhe Hum Milenge....

10 years ago

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