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  • Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta.
    GF - Kyon!
    Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain.
    GF - Kaun hai!
    Santa - Meri bibi aur baache.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Sweet Thought:
    Some Guys Want To Change Everything In A Girl..
    But
    The Right Guy Will Only Want To Change One Thing..
    Her Last Name..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Nice Love SMS
  • Pard Se Barish Ke Boond Gire To Use Seena Se Laga le Na....
    Paero Tale Mitte Bhig Jaye To Use Bhigne Maat Dena....
    Apne Ankho Se Barish Ho To Use Bandh Kar Lena....
    Dil Mai Andhera Ho To Thorda Sa Pyar De Dena....
    Kabhi Mere Jorurat Ho To....
    Ankh Bandh Kar Ke Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena....
    Zinda Rohunga To Tere Paas Aa Jaunga....
    Mar ke Bhi Tere Paas Rohunga....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Suraj Paas Ho Na Ho
    Roshni Aas Paas Rahti Hai,
    Chand Paas Ho Na Ho
    Chandni Aas Paas Rahti Hai,
    Bus Aap Paas Ho Ya Na Ho
    Aapki Yaaden Hamesha Rahti Hai.
    I Miss You Jaana.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Teacher: Cow :cow:Hamari Mata Hai..

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    (School K Bahar 1 Cow Road

    pe Ghum

    rhi Thi)

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    PAPPU : Sir..Sir.. Baahar Aapki

    Mummy Awara "saando" K Sath Ghoom Rahi Hai !!:ox::ox::ox:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Be waqt dastak dete he hum,
    Shikayat karne ka pura haq dete hai hum,
    Nafrat b unki khushi se kabul karte hai ham,
    Jinhe dil se apne kahte hai hum....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • LIFE changes frm
    Clasroom 2office
    Books 2files
    Jeans 2formal
    Pocketmoney 2salary
    Grlfrnd 2wife,
    Lekin saale dost kbhi nahi badalte
    Kamine ke kamine rhte ha.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship Day SMS
  • अगर आपकी कोई गर्लफ्रेंड नहीं है और उसके बाद भी आपने अपने फोन में रोमांटिक गाने भर रखे है तो आप गज़ब वाले आशावादी इंसान है
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • The tao that can be told is not the eternal Tao The name that can be named is not the eternal Name. The unnamable is the eternally real. Naming is the origin of all particular things. Free from desire, you realize the mystery. Caught in desire, you see only the manifestations. Yet mystery and manifestations arise from the same source. This source is called darkness. Darkness within darkness. The gateway to all understanding.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Laozi Quotes , Real Quotes , Names Quotes