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  • Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
    Patni:Fir?
    Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
    Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
    Santa:Mera BETA
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • But indeed an old religious uncle of mine taught me to speak, who was in his youth an inland man; one that knew courtship too well, for there he fell in love. I have heard him read many lectures against it; and I thank God I am not a woman, to be touched with so many giddy offenses as he hath generally taxed their whole sex withal.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Religious Quotes , Sex Quotes
  • Don't think about what you've left behind. If what one finds is made of pure matter, it will never spoil. And one can always come back. If what you had found was only a moment of light, like the explosion of a star, you would find nothing on your return.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Paulo Coelho Quotes , Stars Quotes , Boys Quotes
  • I used to watch the world as if it was a performance and I would realize that certain things that people did moved me, and certain things didn't move me, and I tried to analyze, even at that age, six and seven and eight, why I was moved by certain things they did
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Alan Arkin Quotes , Moving Quotes , Eight Quotes
  • The thorn tree just began to bud And greening stained the sheltering hedge, An many a violet beside the wood Peeped blue between the withered sedge; The sun gleamed warm the bank beside, 'Twas pleasant wandering out a while Neath nestling bush to lonely hide, Or bend a musings o'er a stile.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : John Clare Quotes , Lonely Quotes , Spring Quotes
  • Bin Unke Zindgi Me Koi Khusi Nahi,
    Wo Nahi To Aaj Labo Par Hansi Nahi,
    Na Samje Wo Agr To Hum Kya Kare,
    Is DiL Me Unke Siwa Kisi Aur Ki Jagah Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Dil hi dil mein unhe pyaar karte hai.
    Chupkese aaj ye izhar karte hai.
    Na mumkin hai jin raston se unka guzarn.
    Oon rahoon pe bhi unka intezar kartehai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS
  • फ़ोन:iphone: तो नोकिया 3310 था...

    वाइब्रेशन मोड पे करके

    अगर टेबल पर रख देते थे तो,

    नाचता हुआ पास आके कहता था :-

    मालिक कोई आपसे बात करना चाहता है....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ek Ladka School Der Se Jata Hai

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    Principal :"Late Kyo Hue ???

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    Boy :"Bike Kharab Ho Gyi The

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    Principal :"Bus Mei Nhi Aa Skte The

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    Boy :"Maine Kaha Tha Sir

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    par Apki Beti K Nakhre Khatam Ho Tab Na!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • The love we shared will see u through,
    Hold on with all ur might,
    To all the faith and love we shared
    For this iz just Good-Night.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Night SMS
  • Suno Tum Laut Aao Na..
    Chalo hum maan laite hain
    Hamare beghair bhi reh laite hain
    Hamare beghair bhi sans le laite hain
    Chalo hum maan laite hain
    Hum se bichar kar bhi
    Mosamon ki rawani nahin badali
    Pholon ki nazakat nahin badali
    Zamin ki gardish nahin badali
    Chalo hum maan laite hain
    Wo ghaltiyan
    Wo kotahiyan
    Wo gille
    Wo sabhi shikwe
    Chalo hum maan laite hain
    Abb to laot ao
    Suno Abb to laot Aao.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS