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    99 का रिचार्ज कराके 1 रुपया लेने के वहाँ खङे रहेँ या नहीँ
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Height Of Prank Call...

    A Guy Calls An Unknowm Number

    Guy: Fridge Hai?
    Rply: Han Hai..
    Guy: Chalta Hai?
    Rply: Han Chalta Hai..
    Guy: To Pakad K Rakhna Varna Bhag Jayega & He Hangs Up...

    After A While He Calls Up Again

    Guy: Fridge Hai?
    This Time The Person Is Really Angry..
    Rply: Nahi Hai?
    Guy: Kahan Se Hoga...Bola Tha Na Pakad K Rakhna Varna Bhag Jayega..!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain,
    har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain,
    aap ho hume apni jaan se bhi pyare,
    tabhi to waqt bewaqt yaad kiya karte hain
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Har Ek Se Achchhi Baat Karna
    FITRAT Hai Hamari,
    Har Ek Khush Rahe Ye HASRAT
    Hai Hamari,
    Koi Hum Ko Yaad Kare Ya Na
    Kare, Har Ek Ko Yaad Karna aadat
    Hai Hamari..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Dete ho kyu dard bas hami ko,
    kya samjho is ankho ki nami ko,
    kehne ko to hai lakho tare chand ke,
    par kya chand mehsus karta hai is tare ke kami ko…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Pas apke duniya ka har sithra ho.
    Dor apse gun kA har kinara ho.
    Jab apki palke khule samne wahi .
    Ho jo duniya m apka sabse pyar ho
    god morng
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Morning SMS
  • बड़ी मुद्दत से चाहा है तुम्हें,
    बड़ी दुआओं से पाया है तुम्हें,
    तुझे भुलाने का सोचु भी कैसे,
    किस्मत की लकीरों से चुराया है तुम्हें.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Shersingh Ne Lala Dhaniram Ki Aur Apni Raifel Tante Hue Kaha- Khabardar!
    Jo Ek Awaaj Bhi Nikli. Mein Tumhari Patni Ka Apharan Karke Le Jar Aha Hu.
    Isne Jo Jewar Pehan Rakhe H, Usi Par Santosh Kar Lo Babu Ji.
    Patni Ko Le Jakar Jab Tak Jinda Rahoge Pacthaoge.
    Kyu Ye Deti Nahi H Kya : ?????? Khana
    Ha Nahi Deti Jis Din Se Ise Iske Pita Ke Ghar Se Laya Hu,
    Aaj 20 Saal Beet Gaye, Abhi Tak Pactha Raha Hu.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Us ko ankhon ka mekhana chahya tha zinda rehne ka koi bahana chahya tha,
    Us ki aur meri zaat mein itna farq tha,
    Mujhay sirf woh aur usy sara zamana chahye tha.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Miss You SMS
  • Tanhai mere dil me samati chali gayi,
    Qismat bhi apna khel dikhati chaligayi,
    Mahki hui fiza me dekha jo pyar ko,
    Bas yaad kisi ki aayi aur rulati chali gayi
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • To put is still more plainly: the desire for security and the feeling of insecurity are the same thing. To hold your breath is to lose your breath. A society based on the quest for security is nothing but a breath-retention contest in which everyone is as taut as a drum and as purple as a beet.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Alan Watts Quotes , Purple Quotes , Feelings Quotes
  • Jab Kisi K Sapne Kisi K
    Armaan ban Jaye Jab Kisi
    Ki Hassi Kisi Ki Muskaan
    Ban Jaye Pyar Kehte Hai
    Usse Jab Kisi Ki Saanse
    Kisi Ki Jaanban Jaye.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • The great secret, Eliza, is not having bad manners or good manners or any other particular sort of manners, but having the same manner for all human souls: in short, behaving as if you were in Heaven, where there are no thirdclass carriages, and one soul is as good as another.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Pygmalion Quotes , Heaven Quotes
  • विकसित देशों के बच्चे उस बात की ख़ुशी को कैसे समझ सकते हैं,
    जो हमारे देश के बच्चे समझते हैं और जब कहते हैं,
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    "लाइट आ गयी, ओये"।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • I started thinking about gender and how it's an arbitrary thing if you're born with an XX or XY chromosome, but it can determine your experience of the world. It's about whether you are physically intimidating vs. being physically intimidated. It determines whether you are the one to take an active role in sex and society.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Abigail Tarttelin Quotes , Thinking Quotes , World Quotes