There's a man in the world who is never turned down, whatever he chances to stray; he gets the glad hand in the populous town, or out where the farmers makes hay; he's greeted with pleasure on deserts of sand, and deep in the aisles of the woods; wherever he goes there's a welcoming hand-he's the man who delivers the goods.
Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”
Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”
Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.
पुलिस इंस्पेक्टर - यह अजीब बात है कि तुमने बक्सा तो चुराया, पर पास ही में जो नोटों की गड्डियांरखी थीं, उनको हाथ तक नहीं लगाया?
चोर - भगवान के लिए इस बात जिक्र मत कीजिए साहब ! इस गलती के लिए मेरी पत्नी हफ्ते भर तक मुझसे लड़ती रही !!!
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Wada kar lete hai nibhana bhul jaate hai,
Lagakar aag bhujana bhul jaate hai,
Ye to adat ho gayi ab unki roz ki,
Rulate hai roz aur manana bhul jaate hai.
E khuda mujh pe ek ehsaan kar de,
Kisi chnchal shok hasina se meri pehchaan kar de,
agar vo aa nahi sakti shram ke mare samne mere ,
Apne hi kisi karishme se mujhe uska mehmaan kar
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Let us again pretend that life is a solid substance, shaped like a globe, which we turn about in our fingers. Let us pretend that we can make out a plain and logical story, so that when one matter is despatched—love for instance—we go on, in an orderly manner, to the next.