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  • Army Training Me Ek Officer Ne Santa Se Pucha

    Officer: “Ye Tumhare Hath Mein Kya Hai?”

    Santa: “Sir Ye Banduk Hai”

    Officer Gusse Se Dant Te Hue Bola: “Ye Banduk Nahi Tumhari Izzat Or Shaan Hai, Tumhari Maa Hai Maa!”

    Fir Officer Ne Banta Se Puchha: “Banta Tumhare Hath Mein Ye Kya Hai?”

    Banta Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “Sir, Ye Santa Ki Maa Hai Aur Humari Massi Hai Maasi“
    K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • You are daydreaming about the future because you have not tasted the present. Start tasting the present. Find out a few moments where you are simply delighting. Looking at the trees, just be the look. Listening to the birds, just be a listening ear. Let them reach to your deepest core. Let their song spread all over your being.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Rajneesh Quotes , Song Quotes , Future Quotes
  • She wished some help would come from outside. But in the whole world there was no help. Society was terrible because it was insane. Civilized society is insane. Money and so-called love are its two great manias; money a long way first. The individual asserts himself in his disconnected insanity in these two modes: money and love.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : D. H. Lawrence Quotes , Depression Quotes , Two Quotes
  • Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Us Se Poochna To Hai
    Kia Silla Wfaon Ka
    Hai Yehi K Din Aur Raat
    Us Ko Sochtya Rahna
    Khud Ko Khojtay Rahna
    Us Se Poochna To Hai
    Kia Yehi Mohabbat Hai
    Us K Hi Khwabon Se
    Apni Dua’n Ko
    Khud Hi Beasar Karma
    Khud Ko Besamar Karma
    Us Se Poochna To Hai
    Zindagi Yehi Hai Kia
    Us Ka Saath Ho Aur Bus
    Darmian Koi Na Ho
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • In November [2016], Americans are gonna have to make a decision about what we care about and who we are. We get these spasms of politics around immigration and fearmongering and then our traditions and our history and our better impulses kick in. That's how we all ended up here. 'Cause I guarantee you at some point every one of us has somebody in our background who people didn't want coming here. And yet here we are.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , People Quotes , Decision Quotes
  • Santa: Main Bachpan Me Bohat Taqtwar Tha.
    Banta: Wo Kaise.?
    Santa: Maa Kehti Hai Ki Jab Main Rota Tha To Sara Ghar Sar Pe Utha Leta Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maine khai jis ki khatir Thokre
    Wahi aaj tak Mujhe Thukrata raha

    Meri Nigaah se Aansu Dekh kar
    Ghunghat me Muhh Apnaa
    Chhupa kar Muskurata raha.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Remember the good times we had spent together,
    and the beautiful future we had dreamy of...
    Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us...
    Please let us bridge the gaps...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sorry SMS
  • Mila nahi ab tak wo
    jise main khwabo me talash karta hu
    phir bhi raat bhar usike
    khwabo me duba rehta hu
    yahi hai shayad pyar ka asar
    isliye dinbhar itna khoya rehta hu.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Kisi aur ke baho mein rahakar
    Wo humse wafa ki bate karte hai
    Ye kaisi chahat hai yaro,
    Wo bewafa hai jankar bhi,
    HUM UNHI SE PYAR KARTE HAI..
    COKO SAYS
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • :Flowers die,
    Stories End,
    Songs Fade,
    Memories are forgotten,
    All things come to End,
    But,
    Presious People Like You
    Are always remembered
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS