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  • Waqt Ki Dhoop Ya Ho Taiz Aandiaan
    Kuch Kadmoun K Nishan Kabhi Nahi Khotey
    Jinhain Yaad Kar Ke Muskura Dain Ankhain
    Wo Log Dor Ho Kar Bhi Door Nahi Hotey
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Why were we driven out of Paradise? Why did we fall into this gnawing disease of unappeasable dissatisfaction? Not because we sinned. Ah, no. All the animals in Paradise enjoyed the sensual passion of coition. Not because we sinned. But because we got sex into our head.
  • 3 years ago



    Tags : D. H. Lawrence Quotes , Sex Quotes , Fall Quotes
  • EK BAT BOLU
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    NaraZ mat hona
    Bol du
    Soch lo
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    Hum
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    Tumse
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    bahut
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    Pyar
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    se keh rahe hain sMs kr diya kro nhi to..mobile chori krwa denge.
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Vo Bhi Kya Din The Jab 19-20 Sal
    Ki Ladkiya Hum Ko Roz Kiss Kar Ti
    Thi
    Lakin Tab Hamari Kismat Phuti Thi
    Ki Hamari Umar 2-3 Sal Ki Thi.
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Gokul Me Jo Kare Niwas,

    Gopiyo Sang Jo Rachaye Raas

    Devki-Yashoda Jinki Maiya

    Aise Hamare Kishan Kanhaiya.
    Wish u & your family Happy Janamasthami.
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Janmashtami SMS
  • Ruth Jao Kitna B Mana Lenge
    Dur Jao Kitna B Bula Lenge
    Dil Aakhir Dil He Sagar Ki
    Ret To Nahi K Naam Likh Kar
    Usse Mita Denge.
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
    kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!

    Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me
    1 kitab bechne ke liye khada tha,
    1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein
    kharid li Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
    Jab tk koi musibat na aaye kitab ka LAST
    PAGE mat dekna.

    Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
    dar ke karan last page nahi khola.

    1 din usse raha nahi gaya
    aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur
    sadme se mar gya..

    last page par likha tha..
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    MRP-Rs 15/- only!
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Jo STUDENTS paas ho gaye unko
    CONGRATULATIONS ...
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    &
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    Jo STUDENTS fail ho gaye unko
    DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS ..
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    Qki unki CLASS MAI NAYI LADKIYA
    HONGI....:p :O :D :D
    NOTE : FAIL HONE ME KOI NUKSAN NI
    HOTA HAI
  • 8 years ago



    Tags :
  • Sardar K Sir Se Khoon Nikl Raha Tha
    Dr: Ye Kaise Hua.?
    Sardar: Mein Hath Se
    Diwar Tod Raha Tha
    To Kisi Ne Kaha
    Paji Kabhi Khopdi Ka B
    Istmal Kar Lia Karo.!
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Sardar Jokes
  • If you Luk 4 Gud
    U’ll find Gud
    If U luk 4 Bad
    U’ll find Bad
    In Life U always find
    What U look for
    Only thing tht matter is
    What U choose to “C”
    By - nitesh
  • 8 years ago



    Tags :
  • he moon has been sighted
    The samoosas are ready
    Here comes EID so just go steady
    Lots of dua”s is all i request
    and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
    “Eid Mubarak”
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Eid Mubarak SMS