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  • Woe to the suicides! I believe that there can be none more miserable than they. Oh, there are some who remain proud and fierce even in hell, in spite of their certain knowledge and contemplation of the absolute truth; there are some fearful ones who have given themselves over to Satan and his proud spirit entirely. For such, hell is voluntary and ever consuming; they are tortured by their own choice. For they have cursed themselves, cursing God and life. And they will burn in the fire of their own wrath forever and yearn for death and annihilation. But they will not attain to death.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Fyodor Dostoevsky Quotes , Suicide Quotes , Believe Quotes
  • Jindagi Kisi Ki Amanat Nahi Hoti,
    Amanat Main Kabhi Kayamat Nahi Hoti,
    Dil Ko Sambhal Kar Rakhna,
    Meri Dosti Ki Kaid Main Jamanat Nahi Hoti.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Those who know others are intelligent Those who know themselves have insight. Those who master others have force Those who master themselves have strength.Those who know what is enough are wealthy. Those who persevere have direction. Those who maintain their position endure. And those who die and yet do not perish, live on.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Laozi Quotes , Intelligent Quotes , Persevere Quotes
  • A Gujju calls a Dentist to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction.

    Dentist : Rs 850 Sir.

    Gujju : Rs 850!!! Too much! Don’t you have anything cheaper?

    Dentist : That’s the normal charge, Sir.

    Gujju : What if you don’t use any anesthetic?

    Dentist : That’s unusual, Sir, but can be done and will cut the cost by Rs 400 .

    Gujju : Ok. And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction, without anesthetic?

    Dentist : Well, I cannot guarantee professionalism and it also would be painful. But the price could drop down to Rs 150.

    Gujju: Hmm. What if you make it like a training-session, like one of your students does the extraction, while the other students watch and learn?

    Dentist : It’ll be good for the students but quite traumatic. And I can pay you Rs 200 for it.

    Gujju : Now you’re talking! Ok, it’s a deal. Can I confirm an appointment for my mother-in-law for tomorrow then?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • पैसे वाला आदमी: आज मेरे पास 14 कार, 18 दूकान, 4 बंगले हैं
    तुम्हारे पास क्या है??
    गरीब आदमी: मेरे पास 1 बेटा है, जिसकी गर्लफ्रेंड तेरी बेटी है!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Should we continue to look upwards? Is the light we can see in the sky one of those which will presently be extinguished? The ideal is terrifying to behold... brilliant but threatened on all sides by the dark forces that surround it: nevertheless, no more in danger than a star in the jaws of the clouds.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Victor Hugo Quotes , Stars Quotes , Dark Quotes
  • A man doesn't wasnt to feel that a woman cares more for him than he cares for her. He doesn't want to feel owned, body and soul. It's that damned possessive attitude. This man is mine---he belongs to me! He wants to get away --- to get free. He wants to own his woman; he doesn't want her to own him.(Simon Boyle)
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Agatha Christie Quotes , Attitude Quotes , Men Quotes
  • Apne Kia Socha
    Paigam Nai
    Aayega..
    Socha Yeh Dost
    Aapko Yunhi
    Bhool Jayega..
    Yeh To Adat Hai
    Hamari Sataney Ki..
    Warna
    iTna
    Piyara
    Dost
    EiD
    Par
    Kon
    Bhulana
    Chahega..
    ---EiD MubaraK---
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Eid Mubarak SMS
  • कॉलेज वाली... मसालेदार होती है

    पड़ोस वाली... कड़क होती है

    ऑफिस वाली... मीठी होती है

    घर वाली... फीकी होती है

    होटल वाली... मस्त होती है

    5 स्टार वाली... महंगी होती है

    लेकिन एक बात है यार...

    चाय आखिर चाय होती है।

    सोच बदलो

    पता नहीं दिन भर क्या-क्या सोचते रहते हो..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Yaad Karte Hai Tumhe Tanhhi
    Main, Dil Dub Jaata Hai
    Gamo Ke Gehraiyo Main, Humko
    Mat Dhundna Duniya Ke
    Bheed Main, Hum Milenge Tumhe
    Tumhari He Parchi Main..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Aap Bhool Jao Ye Aapki Marzi.
    Magar
    Hum Apni Akhri Saans Tak Aapko Bhool Nahi Payenge.
    Wada Karte Hain Aapse Hum Mar Bhi Jaye To.
    Sabse Jayada Aapko Rulayenge
    Swee2
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Kash Meri Zindagi Ka Ant Kuch Is Kadar Ho
    Ki Meri Kabar Pe Bana Unka Ghar Ho
    Vo Jab Jab Soye Zameen Par
    Mere Seene Se Laga UnkaSar Ho…from(GMS)
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • ABCD aati hai kya..?
    Agar aati bhi hogi to
    Isi nahi aati hogi..
    Kyon ki esi aaj tak
    Aapko kisi ne nahi sikhai hogi...
    A=Ambe
    B=Bhawani
    C=Chamunda
    D=Durga
    E=Ekrupi
    F=Farsadharni
    G=Gayatri
    H=Hinglaaj
    I=Indrani
    J=Jagdamba
    K=Kali
    L=Laxmi
    M=Mahamaya
    N=Narayani
    O=Omkarini
    P=Padma
    Q=Qatyayani
    R=Ratnapriya
    S=Shitla
    T=Tripura Sundari
    U=Uma
    V=Vaishnavi
    W=Warahi
    Y=Yati
    Z=Zyana
    ABCD padhte jao..
    JAY MATA DI kahte jao....!
    Happy Navratri.
    By-susil
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Navratri SMS