Girl Kisses A Boy On The Face,
And The Boy Gets A Mark Of Lipstick,
Mummy:- Ye Kya Hai?
Boy:- Kuch Acha Karne Se Agar Dag Lagte Hai To Dag Achhe Hai Na.
Hum Apne Gam Ko Saja Kar Bahar Kar Lenge,
Tere Khayalo Ko Thoda Sa Pyar Kar Lenge,
Tere Naam Ko Dharkan Ke Saath Rakh Kar,
Ye Duriyon Ke Samundar Bhi Paar Kar Lenge!
The proverb says, "Born lucky, always lucky," and I am very superstitious. As a small boy I was notoriously lucky. It was usual for one or two of our lads (per annum) to get drowned in the Mississippi or in Bear Creek, but I was pulled out in a 2/3 drowned condition 9 times before I learned to swim, and was considered to be a cat in disguise.
Kaam bhi doston se hai
Naam bhi doston se hai
Khyal bhi doston se hai
Armaan bhi doston se hai
Khvab bhi doston se hai
Maahol bhi doston se hai
Yaadein bhi doston se hai
Mulakaatein bhi doston se hai
Sapne bhi doston se hain
Apne bhi doston se hai
Ya yoon kahoon yaro
Apni to duniya hi doston se hai
Naya saal bhi doston se hi hai
WiShInG U a VeRy HaPpY NeW YeAr
Jab Maine Zindagi Mein Pahli Baar Cigarette Pee,
Main Apni Nazaron Mein Gir Gaya,
Aur Mene Cigarette Chhodne Ka Faisla Kiya,
Par Phir Achanak Se Dimag Mein,
Un Tamaam Cigarette Factory Ke Majdoor,
Aur Unke Biwi Bachhon Ke Baare Mein Socha,
To Meri Aankhein Bhar Aayi Aur Dil Paseej Gaya,
Aur Maine Usi Pal Faisla Kiya Ki AbSe Main Har Roj Cigarette Peeunga,
Apne Liye To Sab Jeete Hai, Par Ham Gareebon Ke Liye Peete Hai .
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3 Parts Of Friendship
1.Dhoke Se Dosi Karo Par Dosti Kar Ke Dhoka Na Karo. 2.Soch Kar Dosti Karo Par Dosti Kar Ke Na Socho.
3.Dil Tod Kar Dosti Karo Par Dosti Kar Ke Dil Na Todo.
Pritam Patel Betma
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
We reward people a lot for being rich, for being famous, for being cute, for being thin... one of the values I think we need to instill in our country, in our children, is a sense of 'usefulness', in other words, are we useful, are we making other peoples' lives a little bit better?