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  • Kaju katli
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    Ladu
    :* :* :*
    Chakli.
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    Barfi
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    Ye lo Aaj meri tarf se
    9-din phle Diwali KI
    "PARTY"
    9din pahle
    *HAPPY DIWALI*
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Diwali SMS
  • Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?


    Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!



    Yar Khud Soch,




    Socho
    Ya
    Soch




    Ans:SCREW DRIVER.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • College Me School Ki Yaad Aayi
    BaDe Hokar Bachpan Ki Yaad AaYi
    Kanto Ko Chua To Phul Ki YaadAaYi
    TanHa MeHsus Kiya To Dost Apki Yaad Aayi.{FrRiEnD FoReVER}
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS
  • I have lived among enough painters and around studios to have had all the theories - and how contradictory they are - rammed down my throat. A man has to have a gizzard like an ostrich to digest all the brass-tacks and wire nails of modern art theories.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : D. H. Lawrence Quotes , Art Quotes , Men Quotes
  • Suhagrat pe ladka bivi ko sirf kiss kr k so gaya.Subah maa boli,"Bahu,mandir jane se pehle naha lo
    "Bahu- gusse me"Sirf brush kr leti hu maji, baki sb fresh hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ek Pal Hi To Na Mila Dhundne Se
    Fir Waqt Se Me Kya Mang Karta?

    Jab Tu Hi Nahi Tha Sath Mere
    To Kya Kismat Ko Iljam Karta?

    Tum Bhi Kahte Ho Mere Pas
    Sab Kuchh He Bas Waqt Ki Kami H

    Isliye Me Bhi Baitha Hun Akela,
    Honthon Par Hansi
    Par Aankhon Me Nami H

    Jo Tere Bare Me Khas H
    Us Baat Ko Tu Mere Liye Aam Kar De

    Tu De Chahe Mujhe Kuchh Bhi Na
    Bs Apna Ek Pal Mere Naam Kar De.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • We live in a "COUNTRY"



    1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.

    2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free

    3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.

    4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon

    5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.

    Wat a NATION!

    Spread the awareness the change v need,

    Wake up INDIA
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • Lady teacher: "mujhe baccho ki
    shakal se pata chal jata hai ki unke
    dimag me kya chal raha hai..
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    pappu : "Kamaal hai madm g, phir
    bhi
    aap apna dupatta sahi nhi kar
    rahi... :D.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags :
  • विरोध का आलम यह है,

    कि अगर मोदी जी आज कह दें,

    कि शौच के बाद हाथ धोना ज़रूरी है,

    तो विरोधी कहेंगे - "नहीं, हम तो

    चाटेंगे।":smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Nikla tha gher se khudkushi ka irada karke
    jab unhe maloom hua to daud karaye
    jo ate na the kabhi wade mutabik
    vo sub rasme sub kasme tod kar aye…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Koi dikha ke roye koi chupa ke roye,
    humko rulane wale humko rula ke roye,
    marne ka maja to tab hai yaro jab katil bhi janaze pe aa ke roye.
    Rahul...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS