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Not with wrath do we kill, but with laughter. Come, let us kill the spirit of gravity!

5 years ago

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Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Laughter Quotes , Wrath Quotes

RAMLAL : Thakur Sahab Gabbar Bahu Ki Ijjat Loot Raha Hain.

THAKUR-Toh?

RAMLAL-Nahi,Bahu Puch Rahi Hain Aap Badala Loge Ya, Main Paise Le Lu?

10 years ago

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Mar 14
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Today is World MOBILE DAY
So unga Mobile-a open
panni battery-a kazhati
Mobile-a soap pottu
kazhuvi
SIM cardla kungumam
vaitchuttu
Sollunga
GOVINDAA. GOVINDAA,.

10 years ago

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Tags : Marathi SMS

I would meet you upon this honestly. I that was near your heart was removed therefrom To lose beauty in terror, terror in inquisition. I have lost my passion: why should I need to keep it Since what is kept must be adulterated? I have lost my sight, smell, hearing, taste and touch: How should I use them for your closer contact?

5 years ago

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Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Passion Quotes , Heart Quotes

Wonderful line-
Agar dost na milte
to kabhi yakeen nhai hota ki… ajanabi log bhi apno se zyada pyare ho sakte hain.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS , New Whatsapp Status

bhar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi.
bhar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi.
aur kali khilne se pehle use bakri
kha gayi..

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The audience should feel like voyeurs. Their response is absolutely crucial.

6 years ago

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Tags : Alan Rickman Quotes , Should Quotes , Feels Quotes

The true philosopher and the true poet are one, and a beauty, which is truth, and a truth, which is beauty, is the aim of both.

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Philosopher Quotes , Poet Quotes

Hr Koi Kisiki Majburi Nahi Smajta

Dil se Dil Ki Duri Nahi Smajta

Koi to Kisi K Bina Mar-Mar Ke Jeeta He

or

Koi Kisiko Yaad Karna bhi Zaruri Nahi Samjhta.

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Necessity is an interpretation, not a fact.

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Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Adversity Quotes , Facts Quotes

Tumhari Yaadon Ki Mahek
In Hawaon Mein Hai,
Pyaar Hi Pyaar Bikhra In Fizao
Mein Hai,
aisa Na Ho Ki Duriya Dard Ban
Jaye, ab To aapke Msg Ka Intezaar
Niaghon Mein Hai..

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

जिन्दगी जला दी हमने जब जलानी थी,
अब धुएँ पर तमाशा क्या और राख पर बहस क्या..!!

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

Aankhe jo meri nam nhi hai,Matlab ye nhi k muje gum nhi hai,Tum mere dil se mat khelo,Waise hi zamane me khilone kam nhi hai.

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Tags : Bewafa Shayari SMS , New Whatsapp Status

The golden rule to apply in all such cases is resolutely to refuse to have what millions cannot.

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , Golden Quotes , Cases Quotes

Dil mein sanam ki surat,
Aankhon mein aashiqi de,
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Dil mein sanam ki surat,
Aankhon mein aashiqi de.
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Mere khuda mujhe tu..
Ek aur zindagi de....

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jye,
Darte hai khawab se kahi tut na jaye,
Darte hai aap se kahi aap hamse ruth na jaye....Miss u jannu

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.

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Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Women Quotes , Making Love Quotes

Mobile Ek MANDIR Hai, Sim
Card Uska DEVTA, Call Karne
Wala PUJARI, SMS Bhejne
Wala DANI, Padhane Wala
BHAKT Reply Na Karne Wala
Mandir Ka BHIKARI..

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If it be the chief point of friendship to comply with a friends motions and inclinations, he possesses this in a eminent degree; he lies down when I sit, and walks when I walk, which is more than many good friends can pretend to do.

5 years ago

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Tags : Alexander Pope Quotes , Lying Quotes , Good Friend Quotes

Are you not scared by seeing that the gypsies are more attractive to us than the apostles?

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Scared Quotes , Gypsy Quotes