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Damnosa quid non imminuit dies? What does not destructive time destroy?

5 years ago

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Tags : Horace Quotes , Time Quotes , Doe Quotes

Girl=Mat ched ladki ko paap hoga,
kal tu bhi kisi ladki ka baap hoga....
Boy=Bhagwan kare tera kahna saccha ho,
jo mujhe baap kahe vo tera bo baccha ho....:-D
{PK SHARMA}

10 years ago

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You eat and sleep it all day long and play on the streets until mom calls you in. My story is no different than anybody else's.

6 years ago

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Tags : Adam Oates Quotes , Mom Quotes , Sleep Quotes

Ek Film Director Ne Heroine Ko Film Ka Seen Samjhate Hue Btaye,
Tumhe Nadi Mein Girne Se Hero Bachayega Aur ,
Apne Kandhe Par Uthakar Nadi Tat Wale Daak Bangle Mein Le Jayenge,
Heroine Ne Gambir Hokar Kaha- Tab, Uske Baad Waha Kon Bachayega?

10 years ago

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Khud Pe Bharosa Hai To KhudaTere Sath Hai,
Apno Pe Bharosa Hai To Har DuaTere Sath Hai,
Zindagi Se Harna Mat Yar
Zamana Ho Na Ho Ye DostHamesha Tere Sath Hai.

10 years ago

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Jante Ho Sab Phir B Anjan
Bante Hai, Is Tarah Se Hame
Wo Pareshan Karte Hai,
Pochte Hai Hamse Ki Tumhe
Kiya Pasand Hai, Khud Jawab
Ho Kar Ye Sawal Karte Hai.

10 years ago

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Kal uski Yad puri Rat ati rahi,
Hm jge puri Dunia soti rahi,
Asman me bijli puri Rat hoti rahi,
Bs ek BARISH thi jo Mere sath roti rahi….

10 years ago

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there is no fanatic like a religious fanatic.

5 years ago

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Tags : Agatha Christie Quotes , Religious Quotes , Religious Fanatics Quotes

cycle wale ne 1 Aadmi ko takkar mar di.
Aur bola - Aap bahut lucky ho
Aadmi - kaise
Cycle wala - Aaj meri chutti hai
NAHI TO MAI TRUCK CHALATA HU

10 years ago

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कुछ लडकियाँ :two_women_holding_hands: अच्छे भले लड़कों :slight_smile: को, भाई :grin: बोलकर ज़िंदा लाश :confounded: बना देती है.

9 years ago

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When pain brings you down, don't be silly, don't close your eyes and cry, you just might be in the best position to see the sun shine.

6 years ago

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Tags : Alanis Morissette Quotes , Positive Quotes , Song Quotes

Whenever a thing is done for the first time, it releases a little demon.

5 years ago

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Tags : Emily Dickinson Quotes , Done Quotes , Literature Quotes

If time and space, as sages say, Are things which cannot be, The sun which does not feel decay No greater is than we. So why, Love, should we ever pray To live a century? The butterfly that lives a day Has lived eternity.

5 years ago

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Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Butterfly Quotes , Space Quotes

Ek Hasti hai jo Jaan hai Meri,
Jo Aan se barh kar Maan hai Meri,
Khuda Hukum dai to kar don sajda usay,
Kyon k woh koi aur nahi Maa hai meri...

10 years ago

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Through me you pass into the city of woe: Through me you pass into eternal pain: Through me among the people lost for aye. Justice the founder of my fabric moved: To rear me was the task of power divine, Supremest wisdom, and primeval love. Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I shall endure. All hope abandon, ye who enter here.

5 years ago

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Tags : Dante Alighieri Quotes , Pain Quotes , Cities Quotes

If I were the commissioner of all sports media I would issue an immediate ban on three-person announcing teams on telecasts of live sporting events. In almost all cases three is one voice too many.

6 years ago

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Tags : Al Bernstein Quotes , Sports Quotes , Team Quotes

And one who is just of his own free will shall not lack for happiness; and he will never come to utter ruin.

6 years ago

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Tags : Aeschylus Quotes , Literature Quotes , Ruins Quotes

Troubles are exceedingly gregarious in their nature, and flying in flocks are apt to perch capriciously.

5 years ago

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Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Flying Quotes , Trouble Quotes

દરેકને પોતાના જ્ઞાનનું અભિમાન હોય છે
અફસોસ કોઈને પોતાના અભિમાનનું જ્ઞાન નથી હોતું

4 years ago

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Tags : Gujarati SMS , Gujarati Whataspp Status , Gujarati Good Thought , Gujarati Good Morning SMS , Gujarati Suvichar Sms

Sitam mat poochhiye kaise mera dildar karta hai
kabhi izhar karta hai kabhi inkar karta hai
Zubaan se haale dil izhare ulfat wo nahi karta
Nigaaho se ye lagta hai wo mujhse pyar karta hai.

10 years ago

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