Hume Pyar Tha Hum Inkar Na Kar Paye
Jamane Ke Dar Se Ikrar Na Kar Paye
Mere Marne Ki Khabar Unhe Na Dena Kabhi
Vo Hamari Kabar Par Ro Kar Hume Tapadta Na
Chor Aayeinnnn
Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega.
Bank customer service best reply:
Customer – Agar mai aaj cheque jama karu to wo
kab clear hoga?
Clerk – 3 din me.
Customer – Mera cheque toh samne wali bank ka
hai,
Dono bank amne-samne hai fir bhi itna samay
kyu ?
Clerk – Sir PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai
na.
Socho aap kahi jaa rahe ho,
aur baaju me hi Shamshaan hai,
Agar aap Shamshan ke bahar hi mar gaye,
to aapko pahle ghar lekar jayenge ya wahin nipta
denge ?
Customer behosh.
Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta hue ja raha tha
ki aisi zindagi se toh maut aachi.
Achanak Yamraj aa gaya aur bola “Tumhari
jaan lene ka hukm hai”
Aadmi : Lo batao, aab insaan jokes bhi nahi
kar sakta hai kya?
Zndgi Se Bas Hume Yahi Gila Hai..
Khusi Paane Ke Baad Kyu Gam Mila Hai..
Humne To Us Shaks Se Wafa Hi Ki Thi..
Par
Nahi Jante Thay Ki Bewafaai Hi Wafa Ka Sila Hai...!
Every special interest is entitled to justice - full, fair, and complete... but not one is entitled to a vote in Congress, to a voice on the bench, or to representation in any public office.
zindagi -
Kuch log waqt ke saanche me dhal jate hai,
Kuch waqt ko saanche me dhaal lete hai,
maana ki waqt kisi ki nahi sunta,
fir bhi kuch log waqt se bhi aage nikal jate hai!