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Santa Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Li
Wo Sidha Kabristan Gaya
Udhar Beth Gaya Or Kehne Laga- Ham Se Bach Ke Kahaan Jayega Ek Na Ek Din To yaha aayega.

9 years ago

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Bahut Hii Khud Garz Ho Gaya Hoon Main....
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Apno Kii Fiqar Chhod Kar Kisii Gaiir Ka Ho Raha Hoon Main..!..!!

9 years ago

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Know that I've forgotten precisely nothing; but I've driven it all out of my head for a time, even the memories--until I've radically improved my circumstances. Then...then you'll see, I'll rise from the dead!

5 years ago

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Tags : Fyodor Dostoevsky Quotes , Memories Quotes , Forgotten Quotes

Dil ne hame diwana bana diya,
Roye na tha kahi aapne rula diya,
Hamne to har waqt yaad kya hai aapko, Lekin apne yaad krne me zamana laga diya .

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The labor unions shall have a square deal, and the corporations shall have a square deal, and in addition, all private citizens shall have a square deal.

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Tags : Theodore Roosevelt Quotes , Squares Quotes , Government Quotes

I believe that a man is converted when first he hears the low, vast murmur of life, of human life, troubling his hitherto unconscious self.

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Tags : D. H. Lawrence Quotes , Believe Quotes , Men Quotes

OBLIVION, n. Cold storage for high hopes. A place where ambitious authors meet their works without pride and their betters without envy. A dormitory without an alarm clock.

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Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Hope Quotes , Pride Quotes

Please go on, make your threats. I don't like to submit to mere implication.

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Tags : Marcus Tullius Cicero Quotes , History Quotes , Historical Quotes

Whatever misanthropists may say, ingrates and the perverse are exceptions in the human species.

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Tags : Napoleon Bonaparte Quotes , Ingrates Quotes , May Quotes

Puri Dunya Se Sardar Ne 1 Sawal KiaKe 4 Ko 5 K Beech Likh Kar Dikhao,
Chines Ne Kaha: Joke
Japanes: Impossible
USA: Wrong Question
Indian: Foolish Question
PATHAN Bola: Bohat Aasaan
Us Ne Likh Kar Dikha Dia,
Look,
F(IV)E,
World Shocked
PATHAN Rocked:-

9 years ago

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Aaj Fir Wo Izhar Karke Inkar Kar Gaye
Fir Khamosh Nazron Se Var Kar Gaye
Jab Poochi Mehfil Main Dil Todne Ki Wajah
Majboori Ka Aasra Dekar Sharmsar Kar Gaye

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Dil Me Baat Har Kise Ko
Batai Nhi Jaate, Ghar Walo
Ko Bhi Khi Nhi Jaate,
Par Yar Dost To Aaina
Hota Hai, Aur Aaine Se Koi
Baat Chupai Nhi Jaate Hai!

9 years ago

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Swami Vivekanand said:
You think about yourselves once
in day.
Otherwise you may miss to
Meet an excellent person in this
word.

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Meri dhadkano me apka hi raaz hoga
Meri baat ka bas yhi andaz hoga
Kabhi bewafai nai karte dosti me
Hamari dosti pe hamesha apko naaz hoga.

9 years ago

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The long day wanes: the slow moon climbs: the deep Moans round with many voices. Come, my friends, Tis not too late to seek a newer world.

5 years ago

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Tags : Alfred Lord Tennyson Quotes , Nature Quotes , Moon Quotes

AEROPLANE- WRITE BROTHERS
CYCLE-MACMILLAN
TELEPHONE-GRAHM BELL
TELESCOPE-GALILEO
EXAMS-

SAALE KO DUNDHO RE PAKAD KE MARENGE.

9 years ago

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Mehak kya hai fizaaon se poochho,
Pyaar kya hai mere dil se poochho,
Tadap kya hai meri deewangi se poochho,
Hum kitne tanha hain tumhare bina,
Yeh bhari mehfil se poochho.....

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[Marlon] Brando's a giant on every level. When he acts it's as if he landed from another planet. A planet where they produce great actors.

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Tags : Al Pacino Quotes , Giants Quotes , Actors Quotes

Yaad Karte Hai Tumhe Tanhai Me,

Dil Duba Hai Gamo Ki Gehrai Me,

Hume Mat Dhundna Duniya Ki Bhid Me,

Hum Milenge Tumhe Tumhari Hi Parchai Me…

9 years ago

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This, Is A Special Time When
Family And Friends Get Together,
For Fun. Wishing Laughter And
Fun To Cheer Your Days, In This
Festive Season Of Ganesha Puja
And Always! Happy Ganesh Puja.

9 years ago

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