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  • A man in Hell asked Devil:
    Can I make a call to my Wife?
    After making call he asked how much to pay.
    Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Samay ki tanhai me kho na jana,
    kisi ki masti me dub na jana,
    Milegi jarur kal manzil aapko,
    magar apni manzil pakar is dost ko bhul na jana....!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship Day SMS
  • Teacher:Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya
    to aadmi ne hai par phir bhi wo wahan par ja
    nahi sakta...?
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    Awesome answer by Pappu,
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    Pappu : Sir,Ladies Toilet...
    PA1
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Khoyi Khoyi Si
    Dheemi Dheemi Si
    Thori Unkahi
    Thori Si Muskuraati
    Do Dilon Ki Hai Ijazat
    Mera Naam Hai Mohabbat
    Do Dilon Ki Hai Ijazat
    Mera Naam Hai Mohabbat
    Bheege Sapney
    Kachi Yaaadein
    Choti Choti Dil Ki Baatein
    Kehti Hai Yeh Zindagi
    Kaisi Hai Deewangi
    Koi Rehta Hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • बॉस : कहाँ गए थे?
    कर्मचारी : बाल कटवाने.
    बॉस : ऑफिस के काम के समय में..?
    कर्मचारी :बाल बढे भी तो ऑफिस के समय में ही हुए है.
    बॉस : घर में रहते हो, तभी भी तो बढ़ते हैं न तुम्हारे बाल.
    कर्मचारी : टकला थोड़ी ना किया है, जितने ऑफिस में बढे थे उतने ही कटवाए हैं।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Gehri Thi Raat, Lakin Hum
    Khoye Nahi, Dard Bahoot Tha
    Dil Mein, Lakin Hum Roye
    Nahi, Koi Nahi Hamara Jo
    Puche Humse, Jag Rahe Ho Kisi
    Ke Liye, Ya Kisi Ke Liye
    Soye Hi Nahi..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Qayamat Tak Tujhe Yaad Karenge.
    Teri Har Baat Par Aitbaar Karenge.
    Tujhe Sms Karne Ko To Nahi Kahenge
    Par Phir Bhi Tere Sms Ke Intezaar Karenge.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Shape without form, shade without color, Paralyzed force, gesture without motion; Those who have crossed With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom Remember us-if at all-not as lost Violent souls, but only As the hollow men The stuffed men.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Eye Quotes , Men Quotes
  • I want to leave my readers with a sequence of ideas/phrases that makes them question something they'd taken for granted. Or that confuses them to the point that they laugh, but contains one or two phrases/lines that stick in their minds.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Aaron Belz Quotes , Taken Quotes , Ideas Quotes
  • KHUSHI ek aisi cheez h,
    jo apke pas na hone k baad bhi,
    aap chahe to doosre ko de
    skte ho
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    maze ki baat yeh hai k TENSION
    bhi aisi hi cheez hain
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS