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  • Santa Introduces His Family :-
    1.) Ye Meri Biwi GOOGLE KAUR
    Ek Sawal Pucho To Das Jawab Deti Hai
    2) Ye Mera Beta FACEBOOK SINGH
    Ghar Ki Har Baat Poore Muhalle Tak Pahuchata Hai
    3) Aur Ye Meri Beti TWITTER KAUR.
    Pura Muhalla Raat Din Ise Follow Karta Hai
    4) Aur Main Hu santa urf ORKUT SINGH
    Ab Mujhe Koi Puchta Hi Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Santa: banta bhai aaj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi dikhte??
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    Waiter: bus karo saloo samne 1 hi ped hain..
    ab kya pura jungle banaoge:D
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • I waited long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie Rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being.
    Dear Sister, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
    Happy Raksha Bandhan!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Raksha Bandhan SMS
  • Q : Which of these refers to the seven steps taken by the bride and groom around the fire during a Hindu Marriage ?
    A. Saptanga
    B. Saptami
    C. Saptarishi
    D. Saptapadi

    Ans : D. Saptapadi

    By : S.K.Singh
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : General Knowledge SMS
  • Kya Jaaniye Kambakhat Ne,
    Kya Hum Pe Kiya Sahar,
    Jo Baat Na Thi Manne Ki Maan Gaye Hum,

    Dil Tutne Se Thodi,
    Takleef Toh Huyi,
    Lekin Tamam Umar Ko Aaram Ho Gaya,
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • Do- char din onion ki taarif kya kar
    li....
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    petrol ka to ego hi hurt ho gaya yaar
    He.na
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Friendship means
    A lovely heart that never hates
    A cute smile that never fades,
    smoot touch that never hurts & strong
    relationship that never ends.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS
  • Kisi aur ki bahon mein rehkarwoh Humse wafa ki baat karte haiYeh kaisi chahat hai yarowoh bewafa hai yeh jaankar bhiHum ussi se bepanah pyar karte hai…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Kbhi Alfaaz Bhul Jau Kabhi Khayal Bhul Jaau
    Tujhe Es Kadar Chahu K Apni Saans Bhul Jau
    Uth Kar Tere Paas Se Jo Main Chal Doon,
    Toh Jaate Huye Khud Ko Tere Paas Bhul Jaau
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Robart:- Boss Ess Gaddar Ka Kya Kare?";((
    Pratik:- Ese Sui Chubho-Chubho Kar Mar DaaLo... PoLice Samjhegi Sui-Cide Huwa Hain... ;p ;D ;))"
    • 10 years ago



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