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He that has light within his own clear breast May sit in the centre, and enjoy bright day: But he that hides a dark soul and foul thoughts Benighted walks under the mid-day sun; Himself his own dungeon.

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Tags : John Milton Quotes , Dark Quotes , Light Quotes

Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mei Khayal Aata
Hai.
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Ki Jab Tujhe Neend 10.30pm Bje Aa Jati
Hai.
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Toh Tera Whatsapp Last Seen At
3.30am Kyu Dikhata Hai @Kamini?

10 years ago

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Beings are owners of their action, heirs of their action.

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Tags : Gautama Buddha Quotes , Inspiration Quotes , Heirs Quotes

In union there is strength.

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Tags : Aesop Quotes , Strength Quotes , Teamwork Quotes

Quaid_E_azam
pathan 100 K Note Per Likha Number Dial Kar Raha Tha
dost,yeh Kiya Kar Rahe Ho?
pathan,hum Dekh Raha Hai K Quaid_E_azam Ka Mob Ub Kis K Paas Hai

10 years ago

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Tags : Urdu Jokes

I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!

10 years ago

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Tu karta woh he jo tu chahta hai
Par hota he woh jo me chahta hu
Tu woh kar jo me chahta hu
Fir wo hoga jo tu chahta ha

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS , New Whatsapp Status

♥Gf- m just too fed up frm our daily fights i jst wanna breakup wid u . Bf-ok bt first take dis chocolate . Gf-awwww so u dnt want me to go, mana rhe ho mujhe choclate deke :) . Bf-nahi meri maa kehti hai kuch shubh kaam krne se pehle muh meetha krlena chaHiYe ;) :D :P

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It is vain for the sober man to knock at poesy's door.

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Tags : Plato Quotes , Men Quotes , Doors Quotes

Through self-knowledge you begin to find out what is God, what is truth, what is that state which is timeless. In self-knowledge is the whole universe; it embraces all the struggles of humanity.

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Tags : Jiddu Krishnamurti Quotes , Spiritual Quotes , Struggle Quotes

Certainly the best works, and of greatest merit for the public, have proceeded from the unmarried, or childless men.

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Tags : Francis Bacon Quotes , Men Quotes , Judging Quotes

Father: Tune Servant Ke Ghar Khana Khaya,Ab Tu Bhi SC Ho Gaya...!
Kid: Papa Wo Hamare Yahan Roz Khana Khaata Hai,Wo Bhi To Brahmin Ho Gaya Hoga...!!

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What man has more than enough and gives it to the world? Only the man of Tao.

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Tags : Laozi Quotes , Men Quotes , Giving Quotes

You ask what the aim is? I tell you it is victory - total victory.

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Tags : Winston Churchill Quotes , Victory Quotes , Aim Quotes

Kya Gam Hai Kya Khushi Maloom Nahi
Wo Apna Hai Ya Ajnabi Maloom Nahi
Jiske Bagair Ek Pal Nahi Guzarta
Kaise Guzregi Ye Zindgi Maloom Nahi.

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Tags : Sad Shayari SMS

Kyu dil ke mere tukde kar diye,
kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan se baha diye,
gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhe,
kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhar diye.

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Irrevence is another person's disrespect to your god; there isn't any word that tells what your disrespect to his god is.

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Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Religious Quotes , Disrespect Quotes

In galiyo main pyar mila tha.

Sapno ka sunhara sansar mila tha.

Aap jab se aaye the dil main mere.

Mujhko sundar sa ghar mila tha.

10 years ago

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अपने दिल की बात उनसे कह नहीं सकते,
बिन कहे भी जी नहीं सकते, ऐ खुदा! ऐसी तकदीर बना, कि वो खुद हम से आकर कहे कि, हम आपके बिना जी नही सकते.

10 years ago

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There is no sickness worse for me than words that to be kind must lie.

6 years ago

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Tags : Aeschylus Quotes , Lying Quotes , Literature Quotes