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  • Kaash koi exam ke rijalt ka insurance kara dete,
    To har exam ke pehle premium bhar dete,
    Paas hote to thik varna insurance claim to kar hi dete.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Shayari SMS
  • Pappu door kis shehar me
    apnefriend
    ke shaadi me gaya.
    Par raaste me kisi wajah se basnikal
    gayi,
    Aur wo v chalte chalte ek gaanvme
    pahunch gaya.
    To Pappu sochta hai kisi ke gharhi
    raat
    kaat lete hai,
    Ye sochkaqt wo ek ghar ka darwaza
    khattkhtata hai,
    Pappu-"Ji aapke ghar me raat
    gujarni
    hai kal chala jaunga!"
    Aadmi-"Ye bahu betiyon ka ghar hai,
    hum nahi rakh sakte."
    Pappu doosre darwaze par aise hi
    puchta hai,
    wahan v ek lady aise hi bolti hai,
    "Ye bahu betiyon ka ghar
    hai,humnahi
    rakh sakte."

    Kai jagah yahi sunne ko milta hai,
    To last me kuch soch kar ek aur
    darwaza khattkhtata hai aur puchta
    hai,

    Pappu-"Kya ye bahu betiyon kaghar
    hai??"

    Aadmi-Haan kya karna hai bol.
    Pappu-Ji ek raat gujarni thi.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Desi Jokes
  • बोहत तकलीफ देती है घर से परदेश की रवानगी

    ज़रूरत रुकने नही देती मोहब्बत निकलने नही देती
    • 10 years ago



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  • The prayers and supplications that Christ offered up were, joined with strong cries and tears, herein setting us example not only to pray, but to be fervent and importunate in prayer. How many dry prayers, how few wet ones, do we offer up to God!
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Matthew Henry Quotes , Strong Quotes , Prayer Quotes
  • kya kya chupaye kya kya bataye,
    is Dard-E-Dil ko kise sunae,
    dard hota jism me to dawa kar lete,
    par is bari dil k dard ki dawa kese banaye.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa Shayari SMS
  • :stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue:
    टीचर : अच्छा ,अगर तुमको दो लड़कियां प्रोपोज़ करे तो तुम किससे शादी करोगे ??
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    ,
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    पिंगु : दोनों में कुश्ती लगा दूंगा। जो हारी उससे शादी करूँगा। क्योकि शादी के बाद कम पीटेंगी।
    टीचर बेहोश
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Pingu Special Jokes , Teacher And Student Jokes Sms , Jokes SMS , Marriage SMS
  • True Wordr::

    Taqat ki jarurat to tabhi hoti hai,

    Jab kuch bura karna ho,

    warna


    dunia ko jeetne ke liye to bas "PYAAR" hi kafi hai

    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Tera ehsas-e-janoon mujh ko bhi pyara hai mager
    Ishq ke anjam mein apney liye azziat dekhoon

    Dil diwana tha kabhi tera so aaj bhi hai
    Teri aankhon mein wohi pyar mein phir se dekhoon

    Mein ne her lamha khuda se mangee hai dua
    Mein teray pyar ka mausam sada hi dekhoon

    Mehboob Alam
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Be not afeard; the isle is full of noises, Sounds, and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not. Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments Will hum about mine ears; and sometime voices, That, if I then had waked after long sleep, Will make me sleep again: and then, in dreaming, The clouds methought would open, and show riches Ready to drop upon me; that, when I waked, I cried to dream again.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Dream Quotes , Sweet Quotes
  • Dunia jise neend kehti hai..
    Jaane wo kya cheez hoti hai..
    Ankhe to hum bhi band karte hain..
    Aur wo unse milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai..! Sagarr Se7en575
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS