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    टीचर - वरना रिजल्ट फेसबुक पर अपलोड करके उसमे पापा को टैग कर दूंगा

    ज़माना नया - धमकी नयी
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Judge – You are crossing the limits.
    Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
    Judge – How dare you call me saala?
    Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Shayari SMS
  • Achhi nind aaye isliye
    "GOODNIGHT"

    Achhe sapne aaye isliye
    "SWEET DREAMS"

    Sapne dekhte samay bed se niche na gir jaye isliye
    "TAKE CARE"... :-):-
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Night SMS
  • Aapko SMS karna Pooja hai,
    Aapke SMS ka INTAZAR Tapsya hai,
    Aa jaye misscall to Prasad hai,
    Aur mil jaye SMS to Aapke Darshan hai.!
    Darshan Dijiye prabhu.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • The other shape, If shape it might be call'd that shape had none Distinguishable in member, joint, or limb; Or substance might be call'd that shadow seem'd, For each seem'd either,--black it stood as night, Fierce as ten furies, terrible as hell, And shook a dreadful dart; what seem'd his head The likeness of a kingly crown had on. Satan was now at hand.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : John Milton Quotes , Night Quotes , Hands Quotes
  • Ladkiyo ko samajhna Matlab
    32 GB jaise kisi video ko
    download karna
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    Aur saala 31.5 GB download
    hone k baad. . .
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    last me Error dikhna... :p :D
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Door nigaahon se kahin mat jaana,
    Zindagi mein hume bhool na jaana,
    Zaroorat ho jab bhi aapko hamari,
    Khuli hai baahein,
    Chale aana....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Log isk karte h bade jor ke sath,
    humne bhi kiya tha bade sor ke sath,
    a chahane walo ab zara sambhal kar isk karna
    kyuki humne use dekha tha kal kisi or ke sath.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.
    Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb
    Nurse : Married?
    Patient : No, car accident
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
    Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge
    Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle
    Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Phol Wafa k Morijayen to Dukh Hota hai
    Aap b Hum ko Stayen to dukh Hota hai
    Yun to Msg Sari Duniya karti hai....
    Magr Aap ka Msg Na Aaye to dukh Hota hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Miss You SMS
  • Jis simt bhi dekhun nazar aata hai ke tum ho
    ae jan-e-jahan ye koi tum sa hai ke tum ho
    ye khwab hai khushbu hai ke jhonka hai ke pal hai
    ye dhundh hai badal hai ke saya hai ke tum ho
    is did ke saat mein kai rang hain larazan
    main hun ke koi aur hai duniya hai ke tum ho
    dekho ye kisi aur ke aankhen hain ke meri
    dekhun ye kisi aur ka chehara hai ke tum ho
    ye umr-e-gurezan kaheen thahare to ye janun
    har sans mein mujh ko ye lagata hai ke tum ho
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS