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  • Girl Kisses A Boy On The Face,
    And The Boy Gets A Mark Of Lipstick,
    Mummy:- Ye Kya Hai?
    Boy:- Kuch Acha Karne Se Agar Dag Lagte Hai To Dag Achhe Hai Na.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Hum Apne Gam Ko Saja Kar Bahar Kar Lenge,
    Tere Khayalo Ko Thoda Sa Pyar Kar Lenge,
    Tere Naam Ko Dharkan Ke Saath Rakh Kar,
    Ye Duriyon Ke Samundar Bhi Paar Kar Lenge!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • लड़कियां गर इसी तरह के एक्सप्रेशन के साथ सेल्फ़ी लेती रही तो जल्द ही स्कूलों में पढ़ाया जाएगा कि
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    हमारे पूर्वज बन्दर नहीं
    बत्तख थे..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • The proverb says, "Born lucky, always lucky," and I am very superstitious. As a small boy I was notoriously lucky. It was usual for one or two of our lads (per annum) to get drowned in the Mississippi or in Bear Creek, but I was pulled out in a 2/3 drowned condition 9 times before I learned to swim, and was considered to be a cat in disguise.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humorous Quotes
  • Kaam bhi doston se hai
    Naam bhi doston se hai
    Khyal bhi doston se hai
    Armaan bhi doston se hai
    Khvab bhi doston se hai
    Maahol bhi doston se hai
    Yaadein bhi doston se hai
    Mulakaatein bhi doston se hai
    Sapne bhi doston se hain
    Apne bhi doston se hai
    Ya yoon kahoon yaro
    Apni to duniya hi doston se hai
    Naya saal bhi doston se hi hai
    WiShInG U a VeRy HaPpY NeW YeAr
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : New Year SMS
  • Jab Maine Zindagi Mein Pahli Baar Cigarette Pee,
    Main Apni Nazaron Mein Gir Gaya,
    Aur Mene Cigarette Chhodne Ka Faisla Kiya,
    Par Phir Achanak Se Dimag Mein,
    Un Tamaam Cigarette Factory Ke Majdoor,
    Aur Unke Biwi Bachhon Ke Baare Mein Socha,
    To Meri Aankhein Bhar Aayi Aur Dil Paseej Gaya,
    Aur Maine Usi Pal Faisla Kiya Ki AbSe Main Har Roj Cigarette Peeunga,
    Apne Liye To Sab Jeete Hai, Par Ham Gareebon Ke Liye Peete Hai .
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 Parts Of Friendship
    1.Dhoke Se Dosi Karo Par Dosti Kar Ke Dhoka Na Karo. 2.Soch Kar Dosti Karo Par Dosti Kar Ke Na Socho.
    3.Dil Tod Kar Dosti Karo Par Dosti Kar Ke Dil Na Todo.
    Pritam Patel Betma
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
    tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
    dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
    samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • We reward people a lot for being rich, for being famous, for being cute, for being thin... one of the values I think we need to instill in our country, in our children, is a sense of 'usefulness', in other words, are we useful, are we making other peoples' lives a little bit better?
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Cute Quotes , Country Quotes
  • पति: पुरातत्व विभाग वालों को औरत का हजारों साल पुराना जबड़ा मिला है!
    पत्नि: उन्हे कैसे पता जबड़ा औरत का है?
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    पति: जबड़ा अभी भी चल रहा है.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS