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  • Sardar:Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
    Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai..
    Friend:Garam pani Q?
    Sardar:Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Sardar Jokes
  • Bankar lafz ham kitaboMe milenge
    Bankar mehak ham gulaboMe milenge
    Wada Krte he jab kabhi Kroge yad hame
    Bankar paniKi bund apki AnkhoMe milenge...
    Good Night
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Good Night SMS
  • While it is true that science, to the extent of its grasp of causative connections, may reach important conclusions as to the compatibility and incompatibility of goals and evaluations, the independent and fundamental definitions regarding goals and values remain beyond science's reach.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Religious Quotes , Independent Quotes
  • One of the things that you learn, having been in this [President's] office for four years, is the old adage of Abraham Lincoln's. That with public opinion there's nothing you can't do and without public opinion there's very little you can get done.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Years Quotes , Office Quotes
  • Marna"To Ek Din Sab Ko Hai,
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    Bahut Jaldi Hum Bhi GuZar"Jayenge,
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    Mohalat"Di Agar Is ZinDgi Ne,
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    To Tera"Sath Hum Zaroor NibhayenGe."
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • I care," he said in a trembling voice. "I care so much that I do not know how to tell you without it seeming inconsequential compared to how I feel. Even if I am distant at times and seem as if I do not want to be with you, it is only because this scares me, too.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Aimee Carter Quotes , Relationship Quotes , Voice Quotes
  • Gamo ki ek aisi aandhi aaie jo
    Meri khushiyon ko uda kr legaie.
    Waqt ke parindo ke aage
    Mai majboor tha aur
    Meri zindgi barbad hogaie. Rahul
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Ishq Aisa Karo Ke Dhadkan Mein Utar Jaaye,
    Saans Bhi Lo Toh Khushboo Ussi Ki Aaye,
    Pyar Ka Nasha Aankhon Par Aise Chaaye Baat Koi Bhi Ho,
    Par Naam Ussi Ka Aaye.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Q: With reference to automobiles, what is an ‘airbag’?
    A: Oxygen Mask
    B: Type of tyre
    C:Safety Equipment
    D: Type of Seat

    Ans: C. Safety Equipment

    By - Arun Singh.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : General Knowledge SMS
  • kyo yad aata hai wo kal jo lot k nahi ayega
    itna malum na tha k waqt is tarah guzar jayega,
    ji bhar k jiyo aaj ko,
    kyoki ye aaj fir kal ban jayega,*
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Life Saying SMS
  • પીતા : તારા રિજલ્ટનુ શુ થયુ ?

    પુત્ર : સરે કહ્યુ કે હજી અેક વષૅ

    આ ક્લાસ મા રેવુ પડશે

    પીતા : ભલે 2-3 વષૅ રેવુ પડે

    પણ ફેલ નો થાતો

    :smile::smile::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::ok_hand::ok_hand:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Father Son Jokes Sms , Gujarati Jokes
  • DIL KARTA HAI MERA KI KOI RAAT AISI AAYE,
    DEKHE JO SAATH HUMKO PHIR LOUT KE NA JAYE,
    MAIN TUMSE KUCH NA BOLU,TUM MUJHSE KUCH NA BOLO
    KHAMOSHIYAN BHI SOCHE KI YEH KOUN SI ADA HAI.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Ye Be Khudi Ye Laboon Ki Hansi Mubarik HoTumhein Ye Saalgirah Ki Khushi Mubarik HoKabhi Na Aaye Koi Ghum Qareeb TumhaareJahaan Mein Sab Se Ache Hoon Naseeb TumhareKhaloos , Pyar Bhari Dosti Mubarik HoTumhein Ye Saalgirah Ki Khushi Mubarik Hoo
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • खुदा ने काश मोहब्त बनायीं नहीं होती
    तो आज इस तरह हमारे प्यार की रुस्वाई न होती
    काश उनके दिल में ज़रा सी वफ़ा होती
    तो इस तरह मेरे साथ बेवफाई न होती। ।!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • 1 ladki rat me akeli or
    Ratt me itna sannata or
    5 ldke uske piche, kya hoga?
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    Jaanne k liye dekhiye CID,
    Shukravar or Shanivar rat
    10 bje sirf SONY par.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS