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  • jisne humko chaha,
    use hum chah na sake,
    Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,
    Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khelhai,Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.......
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
    Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
    Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
    Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Badi mannat se meri duniya
    lutaai hogi.

    Meri muhabbat ki hasti mitaai
    hogi.

    Aa tere pairo me marham
    laga du.
    Mere dil ko thokar marne me
    tujhe chot jo aai hogi
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • In order for man to succeed in life, God provided him with two means, education and physical activity. Not separately, one for the soul and the other for the body, but for the two together. With these means, man can attain perfection.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Plato Quotes , Mean Quotes , Men Quotes
  • Girl (sharmaty hue): Ye Pyar kya hota
    hai?
    Boy: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main
    wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k
    darmiyan pani ka hota hai
    For Example
    Larka = Cement
    Larki = Rait
    Love = Pani
    ...
    ab agar cement or rait ko Aapas main
    mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi
    honge
    lekin agar in main pani mix kar
    diyajaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar
    sakta.
    .
    .
    .
    Girl (hanste hue): Kaminey tu shakal
    se he Mistri lagta he.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • 8 SAAL KA BOY RAPE CASE ME PAKDA GAYA. . .

    Court me lady vakil uska chota sa SUSU pakad ke boli -

    JAJ sahb dekho kya isse rape hoga? . . . . .

    Boy bola jyada hila mat case haar jayegi….
    Biloo
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • अब ये अफवाह कोन फैला रहा हे के अगर कुछ कुछ होता है फिल्म मे शाहरूख वाला रोल बाबा रामदेव करते तो काजोल का नाम अंजली की बजाय . . . . . . . . . . . . पतंजली होता !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chahe Ho Yeh Feeka Ya Gahera;

    Holi Ka Har Rang Kuchh Kehta Hai;

    Gulaal Ka Rang Mujhe Maloom Nahi;

    Par Rishto Ka Rang Pyaara Hota Hai!

    Happy Holi!:pray_tone5::fire::fire::pray_tone5:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Holi SMS