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  • When a man of normal habits is ill, everyone hastens to assure him that he is going to recover. When a vegetarian is ill (which fortunately very seldom happens), everyone assures him that he is going to die, and that they told him so, and that it serves him right. They implore him to take at least a little gravy, so as to give himself a chance of lasting out the night
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Night Quotes , Men Quotes
  • Ultimate serious...ekdum janleva msg-------

    Ladka:- Call Recieve kyu nhi kiya ??

    Ladki:- vo me
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    Me Ringtone pr Naach rhi thi...:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • I Love You..
    I Love Your Smile & In
    Love With Those Beautiful Eyes
    I Love Your Voice. And
    Every Word You Speak Makes Me
    Fall In Love With You All
    Over Again..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • लड़का – तुम्हारा नाम क्या है ..?
    लड़की – मीना ... और तुम्हारा ...??
    लड़का – कमीना ...
    लड़की – तुम झूट बोल रहे हो ... कमीना भी कोई नाम होता है भला ..??
    लड़का – पांच मिनट बैठ जा मेरे धोरे तू भी इसी नाम से बुलाएगी ....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • इंसान का कद जानना है तो उसके दुश्मन कि ओर देख लेना चाहिए ।
    जीतने बड़े दुश्मन, उतना बडा कद ।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : New Whatsapp Status
  • Agar Bhigne ka itna hi shoq hai
    baarish me
    To Dekho na meri aankhon me
    Baarish to har ek ke liye hoti hai
    Lekin ye aankhein sirf tumhare liye
    barasti hain…
    Tejpal Gurjar
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Khuda ek pal k liye use mera bana de.
    kitna chahta hu use koi ye bata de.
    har pal dekhu sapne usi k,
    na jaagu mujhe aisi neend sula de..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Marte sharabhi se bhagwan ne pucha,
    Koi antim icha.
    Sharabi: aane wale janam me
    Daant bhale hi ek dena,
    Par liver 32 dena 1 dete ho,
    Sla jaldi kharab ho jata h.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes