Now God comes to thee, not as in the dawning of the day, not as in the bud of the spring, but as the sun at noon to illustrate all shadows, as the sheaves in harvest, to fill all penuries, all occasions invite his mercies, and all times are his seasons.
पत्नी: मैं तंग आ गई हूं रोज-रोज की किट-किट से।
मुझे तलाक चाहिए!
पति: यह लो, चॉकलेट खाओ।
पत्नी (रोमांटिक होकर): मना रहे हो मुझे?
पति: नहीं रे पगली... मां कहती है, अच्छा काम करने
से पहले मीठा खाना चाहिए।
Do pal ki zindagi yuhi beet jayegi.kali raat ke baad nayi subah aayegi.
Agar doston ki yaad satyegi,
To kasam se aapki yaad sabse pehle aayegi.
by :. sanjay singh
Sir- Samundar Mein Nimbu Ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge.
Student- Chidiya Bankar.
Sir- Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tera Baap Banayega
Student- To Samundar Mein Ped Aapka Baap Lagayega
The doctor learns that if he gets ahead of the superstitions of his patients he is a ruined man; and the result is that he instinctively takes care not to get ahead of them.
Tumhaari Yaad Dil Se Jaane Nahin Denge,
Tumhaare Jaisa Dost Khone Bhi Nahin Denge,
Roz Sharafat Se Sms Kiya Karo Warna ??,
Ek Kaan K Neeche Denge Or Rone Bhi Nahin Denge.......Kishor Upase {P}
There is no doubt but men of genius and leisure may carry our method to greater perfection, but, having had long experience, we have found none equal to it for the commodiousness it affords in working with the Understanding.