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  • I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Edgar Allan Poe Quotes , Funny Quotes , Pain Quotes
  • 1 ladki rat me akeli or
    Ratt me itna sannata or
    5 ldke uske piche, kya hoga?
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    Jaanne k liye dekhiye CID,
    Shukravar or Shanivar rat
    10 bje sirf SONY par.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Har Sitam Seh Kar Kitne Gham Chipaye Humne,
    Teri Khatir Har Din Aansu Bahaye Humne,
    Tu Chhod Geya Jaha Humein Raahon Mein Akela,
    Bas Tere Diye Zakhm Har Ek Se Chipaye Humne.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Kabhi Ro Ke Muskuraye,
    Kabhi Muskura Ke Roye,
    Jab Bhi Teri Yaad Aayi Tujhe Bhula Ke Roye,
    Ek Tera Hi To Naam Tha Jise Hazar Bar Likha,
    Jitna Likh Ke Khush Hue Us Se Jayada Mita Ke Roye.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Lady to Nirmal baba-baba ji santan nahi ho rahi hai.
    Baba-Panty kis color ki pahnti ho.
    Lady-Red.
    Baba-green color ki pahno signal accha milega or kripa ani shuru ho jayegi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Alice had begun with 'Let's pretend we're kings and queens;' and her sister, who liked being exact, had argued that they couldn't, because there were only two of them, and Alice hand been reduced at last to say, 'Well, you can be one of them then, and I'll be the rest.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Lewis Carroll Quotes , Kings Quotes , Queens Quotes
  • Of means of persuading by speaking there are three species: some consist in the character of the speaker; others in the disposing the hearer a certain way; others in the thing itself which is said, by reason of its proving, or appearing to prove the point.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Aristotle Quotes , Character Quotes , Mean Quotes
  • Dhadkan ke liye dil chahiye,
    Dil ke liye pyaar chahiye,
    Pyaar ke liye khushi chahiye,
    Khushi ke liye YAAR chahiye, aur YAARi ke liye..
    aap hona.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship Day SMS
  • shararat na hoti shikayat na hoti
    naino me kisi ke nazakat na hoti
    na hoti bekarari na hote hum tanha
    jo jahan me kambakht mahobat na hoti
    na hote ye sapne ye khwabo ki duniya
    kisi ko chahat ki tamanna na hoti
    na zulfo ki chhaya na phoolo ki khushboo
    yado me unki yu raate na kat tii
    jo na hoti mahobat ye ansu na hote
    dil bhi na khota aaj tanha na rote
    ashiqo si apani ye halat na hoti
    jo jahan me kambakht mohabbat na hoti...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Sab log bus stop pe bus ka wait kar rahe hote hai...............
    Ek bhikhari aata hai sab logo se do do rupaye leta hai ........... Or auto karke chala jata hai........
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Arz Kiya hai...
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    Aankho Me Nami Thi,
    Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi,
    Sari Raat Mobile pe baat Ki aur,
    Subah pata chala,Wo to girlfriend ki Mummy thi.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • The art of war teaches us to rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's not coming, but on our own readiness to receive him; not on the chance of his not attacking, but rather on the fact that we have made our position unassailable.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Sun Tzu Quotes , Art Quotes , Military Quotes