Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

Koi Keh De Ye Mohabbat Ke
Kharedaron Se, Pyaar Wo Sheh
Hai Jo Milti Nahi Bazaaroon
Se, Hum To Pehle Hi Mohabbat
Mein Jale Baithe Hain, Kyun
Darate Ho Dahekte Angaroon Se.

9 years ago

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Aapko Dekhkar Aaj Kahin,
Hamara Dil Bekarar Na Ho Jaaye,
Lag Raha Hai Aaj Dar Humko,
Kahin Aapse Pyar Na Ho Jaaye….

9 years ago

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Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
Husband smart banke aya or bola,
DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?
Tabhi wife zorse chillayi’
CHAKKAAAA!!!

9 years ago

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One’s objective should be to get it right, get it quick, get it out and get it over. Your problem won’t improve with age.

5 years ago

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Tags : Warren Buffett Quotes , Over You Quotes , Age Quotes

Santa: mere paas..
gadi he,
bangla he,
bank balance he,sab he..
kya hai tumhare paas?
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Banta:
Mere paas un sab ki Duplicate chaavi hai...

9 years ago

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Dil Ki Mehfil Me Ujala Kijiye

Roz Pyar Bhara Sms Bheja Kijiye

Zindagi Khubsurat Banjayegi Janab

Apno K Liye Thora Waqt Nikala Kiji:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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Zara sambhalke chalna,
jyada bhari cheez nahi uthana,
apna khayal rakhna,
khana thik se khana .......

Qki aaj se 9 va mahina shuru ho raha hai.
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Happy September !!!
Khan

9 years ago

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Praised be the fathomless universe, for life and joy, and for objects and knowledge curious.

5 years ago

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Tags : Walt Whitman Quotes , Life Quotes , Knowledge Quotes

One People, one Reign, one Leader.

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Tags : Adolf Hitler Quotes , People Quotes , Leader Quotes

Msg Of The Day:
Maine Samndar Se Sikha Hai Jeene Ka Salika.
ChupChap Se Behna Aur Apni Mauj Me Rehna.
~AkaRshaN~

9 years ago

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Anger Is An Acid That Can Do More Harm To The Vessel In

which It Is Stored Than To Anything On Which It Is Poured.

6 years ago

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Tags : Mark Twain , Mark Twain Life

Sound investing can make you very wealthy if you're not in too big a hurry

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Tags : Warren Buffett Quotes , Sound Quotes , Investing Quotes

Ban Ke Sitara Jag-Magaate Rehna
Har Khushi Apne Hontho Pe Sajate Rehna
Kisi Rishte Ke Liye Do Kadam Jaroori Hote Hain
Ek Yaad Karte Rehna Aur Ek Yaad Aate Rehna…

9 years ago

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They were evidently small men, all wind and quibbles, flinging out their chuffy grain to us with far less interest than a farm-wife feels as she scatters corn to her fowls.

5 years ago

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Tags : D. H. Lawrence Quotes , Men Quotes , College Quotes

Santa ne Achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha?

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Sabar se kam lo beta,Mai Doctor nhi, "YAMRAJ" hun,,;->:-

9 years ago

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Then the Parson might preach, & drink, & sing, And we'd be as happy as birds in the spring; And modest dame Lurch, who is always at Church, Would not have bandy children, nor fasting, nor birch.

5 years ago

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Tags : William Blake Quotes , Children Quotes , Spring Quotes

City lights shine bright on my complexion, Self-reflection...red hairs flashing at the intersection. Life is a green light, one star, no script, Supporting actors...fresh peaches, no pit.

5 years ago

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Tags : Action Bronson Quotes , Stars Quotes , Rap Quotes

Sajjna ve rabb mania hai tenu, tu saatho azmaya ni jaana, tainu gwa k sohneya saatho kujh paya ni jaana, j tu bewafa ho gya saatho eh ilzaam laya v ni jaana..

9 years ago

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Life is like Twitter: nobody wants to sign off.

5 years ago

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Tags : Paulo Coelho Quotes , Life Quotes , Want Quotes

In one dancing saloon I saw the only rational method of art criticism I have ever come across. Over the piano was printed a notice: 'Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.'

5 years ago

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Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Art Quotes , Piano Quotes