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  • Sardarji & his wife going to city in
    auto.
    Driver adjusted miror.
    Sardarji shouted you are seeing my
    wife.
    Go & sit back. I will drive auto...:D
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • We are bound by ideals that teach us what it means to be citizens. Every child must be taught these ideals. Every citizen must uphold them.... I ask you to be citizens. Citizens, not spectators. Citizens, not subjects. Responsible citizens building communities of service and a nation of character.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Children Quotes , Character Quotes
  • Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi Thi ?
    Kaliya: Sarkar 1
    Gabbar: Aur Tum ?
    Kaliya: 100
    Gabbar: Fir Whi Wapis Paa Gye Wo
    Bhi Khali Hath, Kon Tha Woh ?
    Kaliya: RAJNIKANT
    Gabbar: Opps! Sorry Bhai!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Rajnikanth Jokes
  • Ek Pal Ki Ye Baat Nahi,
    Do Pal Ka Ye Saath
    Nahi, Waise To Zindagi Ek
    Safar Ban Gayi Hai Meri,
    Par Wo Safar Hi Kya Jisme
    Aap Ka Saath Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • I have deposited
    Love, Kiss, Hugs,
    Plus all kinds of blessings
    In your ATM account
    Use without limit.
    The pin code is
    "I LOVE YOU"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • पत्नी : सुनो जी, जब आपने पहली बार घुघंट उठाया
    था तो आपको कैसा लगा था ???.
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    पति : मां कसम, मैं तो मर ही जाता अगर टीवी पर
    “आहट” देखने की आदत नहीं होती तो..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Morning makes us tension,
    Afternoon makes us tired,
    Evening makes us engage,
    But only night makes us rest,
    So close your eyes and
    Enjoy your dreams good night and takecare my freinds...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Night SMS
  • FACT about GOOGLE:
    "50% of the people use it well..
    as a search engine ..
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    The other 50% of the people use it to check if their internet is connected or not..:P
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Har geet ke pichhe ek saj hota h.
    Har bat ke pichhe ek raj hota h.
    Badnami se mat dar mere dost,
    Chamkte hue chand me bhi ek dag hota h.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Nice Sayings SMS