ae khuda mere rishte mein kuch aisi baat ho
main sochun usko or wo mere paas ho,
meri sari khushiyan mil jayen usko,
ek lamhe k liye bhi agar wo udaas ho.
Alas! they had been friends in youth;
But whispering tongues can poison truth,
And constancy lives in realms above;
And life is thorny, and youth is vain;
And to be wroth with one we love
Doth work like madness in the brain.
In Biology practical exam:
Teacher: Is panchi k tange dekh k bataao ki iska naam kya hai.
Santa: Tange dekh k kaise bataao be..?
Teacher: NAALAKYAK!! Tumhe zero milta hai. Apna naam bataao.!!
Santa: Ye le..meri taange dekh k likh le..
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Wo Bat Hi Kuch Ajeeb Thi,
Wo Humse Ruth Gayi Jo Dil
K Sbse Kareeb Thi,
Usne Tod Diya Dil Humara,
Aur Log Kahte He Wo
Ladki Bahut Sarif Thi
Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
नेता का बेटा- पापा अच्छा नेता बनने का मंत्र
क्या है?
पिता बेटे को छत पर भेज बोला- कूदो, मैं पकड़ लूंगा।
बेटा कूदा और धड़ाम से गिरा। बेटा- आपने
तो कहा था कि पकड़ लेंगे। पिता- बेटा यही है
राजनीति का पहला मंत्र कि अपने बाप पर
भी भरोसा मत
करो।
My updates:- Kashish dil ki har cheez bhula deti hai,
Band aakhon mein bhi sapne saja deti hai,
Sapno ki duniya jarur rakhna dost,
Kyun ki hakikat to aksar logo ko rula deti hai…
By jatin