1 ladka ladki ka pichha kr raha tha.. !!
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Girl :
tumhe pata he, pichhe meri MAA aa rahi he...
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Boy :
ham to khandani aashiq he,
teri MAA k pichhe mera BAAP bhi aa raha he... !!!
लड़की ने अपने मंगेतर को एसएमएस किया…
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हमारी शादी नहीं हो सकती, मेरी शादी कहीं और तय हो गई है.
लड़के को बहुत सदमा लगा
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2 मिनट बाद लड़के को लड़की की तरफ से दूसरा एसएमएस मिला
सॉरी…सॉरी
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गलती से आपको सेंड हो गया डबल हॉर्ट अटैक !!!
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Khilte Gulaab Ki Tarah
Nayaab Ho Tum, Chamakte
Chaand Ki Tarah Mehtaab
Ho Tum, Na Koi Dooja Tumsa
Is Jahan Me Koi, Har Ada
Me Lajawaab Ho Tum..!
It is curious to note the old sea-margins of human thought! Each subsiding century reveals some new mystery; we build where monsters used to hide themselves.
Khub Meete Meete Pakwan Khaye,
Sehat Me Char Chand Lagaye,
Log To Sirf Chand Par Gaye Hai
Aap Us Se Bhi Upar Jaye,
Diwali Par Hamari Yahi Hai Shubhkamnaye.
Happy Diwali..
Part of what attracted me to the village was it had a lot of parallels to contemporary issues. Like, fear and the way fear controls us. How the governing body of a town, or a nation, controls us through fear. They might mean well by it, but we are conditioned to be afraid of things. Fear of the unknown. Fear of terrorism. And it's unfortunate.
Zameen pe Chal Naa Saka Asmaan se b gaya,
Kataa k Parr Wo Parinda Uraan se b gaya,
Tabah kar gai Pakke Makan ki Khwahish,
Mein Apny Gaon k Kachay makan se b gaya,
Parai aag mei jal ker kya mila tuj ko,
Usay bacha na saka or apni jan se b gaya,
Bhulana chaha to us ki b intaha ker di,
Wo shaks ab meray wahmo_guman se b gaya,
Kisi k hath se nikla howa wo teer hoon mei,
Hadaf ko chu na saka or kaman se b gaya
The professional military mind is by necessity an inferior and unimaginative mind; no man of high intellectual quality would willingly imprison his gifts in such a calling.
Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
hum idhar se ja rahe tae,
wo udhar se aa rahe tae,,
humne bhee lal joda pahna tha,
unohne bhee lal joda pahna tha,,
hum bhee 4 kandho par savar tae,
vo bhee 4 kandho par savaar the,,
fark sirf itna tha ke,
ke vo sasuraal ja rahe the,,
hum samshaan ja rahe the.!