come here santa ... come here !!
christmas day is here and so are we
welcome to our region... we are all waiting for you!
welcome to the most wonderful day of the year!
merry christmas & happy new year 2011.
Intezaar Ke Lamhe Sholey Mein Badalne Lage Hain,
Hum Unka Intezaar Karne Lage Hain,
Woh Aayi Nahi Abhi Tak Samay Bahot Ho Gaya Hain,
Ab To Hum Ghadi Se Bhi Sharminda Ho Gaye Hain….
Boy :give a condom?
SalesGirl: Can I touch ur Penis 4 size?
Boy:ok
SalesGirl: Give him “M“ size,
wait..Give “L‘
wait..Give ‘XL‘
oh shit
Give me a tissue-paper.
Dheere dheere se ab tere
pyaar ka dard kam hua,
Na tere aane ki khushi hui
aur na jaane ka gam hua,
Jab log mujhse puchte
...hain hamari dosti ki
dastaan,
Main keh deta hun ki ek
fasana tha jo ab khatam
hua…....
Ek Aalu ne bhindi ko " I Love U"
ka messge kia....
Bhindi ne usy buhat bura bhala kaha aur boli
Tum itny moty ho
or me itni Smart
Aalu ko ya sun ka buhatdukh hua....
Aalu ne us din ka baad itni sabziyan Phansai..
k
k
k
Aj aap dekh saktay hen
k
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu- Bengan,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gajer,
Aalu-Methi,
or
Bichari Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hy KHUMANSINH
When any two young people take it into their heads to marry, they are pretty sure by perseverance to carry their point, be they ever so poor, or ever so imprudent, or ever so little likely to be necessary to each other's ultimate comfort.
If kisses were water,
I will give u sea.
If hugs were leaves,
I will give u a tree.
If u luv a planet,
I will give u a galaxy,
If friendship is life
I will give u mine.