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  • Kisine Kaha Hai Ki: "Jise Hadd Se Jyada Pyaar Karo, Woh Pyaar Ki Kadar Nahi Karta.
    Pyaar Ki Kadar Unse Jaano Jinhe Koi Pyaar Nahi Karta. By - Raymön
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Tazi hawa me phulon ki mehak ho
    Pehli kiran me chidiyon ki ghehak ho
    Jab bhi khulo tum apni palkein
    Un palkon me bas khushiyan ki jhalak
    ho
    GOOD MORNING!
    Have a nice day
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Morning SMS
  • Hasrat hai sirf tumhe pane ki,
    aur koi khawahish nahi is Dewane ki,
    shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai.....
    kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khuubsurat banane ki.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • "2 trah k log bri qismat walay hotay hian,
    1 wo jin ko sacha pyar mil jata hay,

    aur


    2sray wo jin ka,


    Khrbooza meetha niklta hay"....:-
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • ग्राहक - भाई चूहे मारने की दवाई देना :unamused: :unamused:
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    दुकानदार - घर ले जाना है ? :blush: :blush:
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    ग्राहक - नही चूहा साथ लेकर आया हूँ ,इधर ही खिला दूँगा :mask: :mask: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Funny Jokes
  • Nice Lines By CHANAKYA:-
    You Are Born
    Without Anything But You Die With Your Name...
    So
    "That Name Must
    Not Be A Word
    only,
    It Must Be A
    History....
    Take care
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhana sikha do..
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    Swami: Aankhen band karo aur apna
    gaal aage karo.
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    Girl..nahi aap muje kiss karoge.
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    Swami : Le dikh gaya na Future.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • 3sardar so rahe the .
    3no ke paas 1 hi bed tha or jagah kam pad rahi thi..
    1 sardar or niche so gaya...

    Dusra bola.
    Oye! Ab jagah ho gai

    Upper aaja.

    Pawan
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sardar Jokes
  • Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, “and what is the use of a book,” thought Alice, “without pictures or conversation?
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Lewis Carroll Quotes , Book Quotes , Reading Quotes
  • Sari Hairat Hai Meri Sari Ada Uksi Hai,
    Begunahi Hai Meri Aur Saja Uski Hai,

    Mere Alfaj Mein Jo Rang Hai Woh Uska Hai,
    Mere Ehsaas Mein Jo Hai Woh Fija Uski Hai,

    Sher Mere Hain Magar Unmein Mohabbat Uski,
    Phool Mere Hain Magar Baade Saba Uski Hai,

    Ek Mohabbat Ki Yeh Tasveer Hai Do Rango Mein,
    Shok Sab Mera Hai Aur Sari Haya Uski Hai,

    Ek Mere Hi Shiwa Sabko Pukare Hai Koi,
    Maine Pahle Hi Kaha Tha Yeh Sada Uski Hai,

    Khoon Se Sinchi Hai Maine Jo Jamee Mar Mar Ke,
    Woh Jamee Ek Sitamgar Ne Kaha Uski Hai,

    Usne Hi Isko Ujada Hai Ise Loota Hai,
    Yeh Jamee Uski Agar Hai Bhi Toh Kya Uski Hai,

    Hamne Kya Mohabbat Ki Us Se Ijajat Li Thi,
    Dil Sikan Hi Sahi Par Baat Baja Uski Hai…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Long Sms
  • Being on a show with a female lead is amazing for me. I love that. I love the powerful woman who's complicated. There's no push to be one thing or another thing. It's all human. That's what you look for as an actor: characters written and portrayed in the most human way possible.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Aja Naomi King Quotes , Powerful Quotes , Character Quotes
  • Under cover of her silence he pressed her arm closely to his side; and, as they stood at the hotel door, he felt that they had escaped from their lives and duties, escaped from home and friends and run away together with wild and radiant hearts to a new adventure.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : James Joyce Quotes , Running Quotes , Home Quotes
  • NEW ADD 4"FAIR&LOVELY"

    Maa:nalayak kaha thi itni raat tak?

    Beti:Byfrnd k sath

    Maa:kr aayi na mu kala?

    Beti:to kya hua Fair n Lovely h na.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक जाट हरयाणा से दिल्ली पहुंचा..



    वहाँ की मिनी स्कर्ट पहनी स्लिम गर्ल देखकर अपने दोस्त से पूछता है..



    यह क्या है?



    दोस्त : यह लड़कियाँ है



    जाट : फिर इसका मतलब आज तक तो मैंने घाघरा उठाकर भैंसे ही चोदी है
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Cigrette Aap ki Zindagi 8 Minutes Kam Kar Deta Hai.
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    Aur
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    Muskurana Aap ki Zindagi
    8 Minute Zyada Kar Deta Hai.
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    Haste Raho Aur Peete Raho.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags :
  • Bacha:" 1 Litre Aata De Do!
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    Dukandar:" Beta Aata Kilo K Hisab Se Milta Hai..
    Dobara Kaho!
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    Bacha:" Bottle Mein 1 Kilo Aata De Do!
    .
    Dukandar:" Beta Aata Bottle Mein Nahin Aata..

    Tum Dukandar Bano! Main Batata Hun K aata Kaise Lete Hain..
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    Dukandar:" ék Kilo Aata Dedo!
    .
    Bacha:" Bottle Laye Ho... :-P :o
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes