Santa Darvaze Pe Gun Liye Khada Hai,
Wife: Y R U Standing Here.
Santa: Sher Ke Sikar Pe Jaa Raha Hu.
Wife: To Jaao Na.
Santa: Kaise Jaun Bahar Kutta Khada Hai.
Cute lines
Garmi mein boy ne jab Pasina GF ke
Duptte se pocha to wo boli:
Dupta Ganda na kro,
Aur
Jab usne Maa ke Aanchal se poncha
To Maa boli:
Ye Ganda hai, Saaf deti hu.
Vaadein To Hazaron Kiye
The Usne. Kaash Ek Waada
To Usne Nibhaya Hota.
Maut Ka Kisko Pata Ki Kb
Ayegi. Par Kaash Yun Zinda
Usne Mujhe Maara Na Hota.....
D Caliber Of A Person Is Not
How Well He Prepares 4
Everything 2 Go Right,
Bt How He Stands Up nd
Moves On After Everything
Has Gone Wrong..!!
Good Morning
Maηte Hai Hum Har Baat Kehηi
Zaruri Nahi HOti,,,,,,,,,
.
Lekiη Har Baat AηkhOηSe Puri Ni
HOti,,,,,,,,
. Dil Kahe To Raaz Khol Do
Kyunki,,,,,,,,,
.
Izhaar Ke Bina Mohabbat Puri Nahi
HOti...
Hasee Chupaana Kisi Ko
Gawara Nahi Hota, Her
Musafir Jindgi Ka Sahara
Nahi Hota, Milte Hai Log
Is Tanha Jingi Me Per,
Har Koi Dost Tumsa Payara
Nahi Hota..
Phool Khilte Rahein Zindgi Ki Raah Mein
Hassi Chamakti Rahe Aapki Nigaah Mein
Kadam Kadam Par Mile Khushi Ki Bhaar Aapko
Dil Deta Hai Yehi Dua Baar Baar Aapko
Happy Rose Day…
Skepticism is unbelief in cause and effect. A man does not see, that, as he eats, so he thinks: as he deals, so he is, and so he appears; he does not see that his son is the son of his thoughts and of his actions; that fortunes are not exceptions but fruits; that relation and connection are not somewhere and sometimes, but everywhere and always; no miscellany, no exemption, no anomaly,--but method, and an even web; and what comes out, that was put in.
Khamosh Fiza Thi Kahi Saya Bhi Na Tha.
Is Dard Me Hamsa Koi Roya Bhi Na Tha.
Kis Jurm Me Chin Gai Hamse Hmari Hasi.
Are Dost Hamne To Kisika Dil Dukhaya Bhi Na Tha.
The myriad-minded man, our, and all men's, Shakespeare, has in this piece presented us with a legitimate farce in exactest consonance with the philosophical principles and character of farce, as distinguished from comedy and from entertainments. A proper farce is mainly distinguished from comedy by the licence allowed, and even required, in the fable, in order to produce strange and laughable situations. The story need not be probable, it is enough that it is possible.
In our time the blasphemies are threadbare. Pessimism is now patently, as it always was essentially, more commonplace than piety. Profanity is now more than an affectation - it is a
convention. The curse against God is Exercise I in the primer of minor poetry.