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  • Kapil apne kutte k saath film ‘Sholay’
    dekhne gia
    Hero ne kaha,
    “Basanti in kutton k samne mut
    nachna!” Kapil bola ”
    Ticket lia hai tera to bap bhi nache
    ga.
    9635560931
    • 9 years ago



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  • ना कर शक मेरी मोहबत पर,
    सबूत देने पर आया तो तू बदनाम हो जायेगी..!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Teacher:" Agr Tum Dost Ko 500 Do,
    Usko 200 Ki Zarurt Ho To,
    Wo Kitne Wapas Dega ??
    .
    Stdnt:" Kuchh Bhi Nai..
    .
    Teacher:" Kya Tum Maths Nai Jante ??
    .
    Student:"Sir Aap Un Kamino Ko Nai Jante.

    Hahahahahaha Thoko Like :P
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS
  • Teacher : English me counting sunao

    Student : One, Two, Three, Four

    Teacher: Aage?

    Student : Get on the dance floor

    Gets kicked out
    :-P
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Tere Status Ki Wo Namkeen
    Baaten, Tere Sms Se Wo
    Mulaakaten, Nahi Bhulunga Me,
    Jab Tak Hai Facebook
    Jab Tak Hai Facebooke
    Wo Tera Like Karke Cmnt Na Krna,
    Wo Tera Sms Ka Rply Na Krna,
    Nahi Bhulunga Me,
    Jab Tak Hai Facebook
    Jab Tak Hai Facebook
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • India cruahes Pakistan by 76 runs in #WC2015.

    This is the BIGGEST win for India against Pak at #WorldCup cricket.

    6-0 unbeatable record :)

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    Virat Kohli Becomes The First and Last Cricketer To Win "Man of the Player" Award. LOL at Rameez Raja. #IndvsPak #PakvsInd #IndWins #CWC15
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • Sare jahan se acha hindustan hamara
    hum bulbulen hain is ke ye gulistan hamara
    note: while the books i have quote the last line
    as “gulistan hamara”, i have always heard
    the song sung as “gulsitan hamara”

    gurbat mein hon agar hum rehta hai dil vatan mein
    samajho waheen hamen bhi dil ho jahan hamara
    parvat wo sab se uncha hamsaya aasman ka
    wo santari hamara wo pasaban hamara
    godi mein khelati hain is ke hazaron nadiyan
    gulshan hai jin ke dam se rashk-e-janan hamara
    ae aab-e-rud-e-ganga wo din hai yaad tujh ko
    utara tere kinare jab karavan hamara
    mazhab nahi sikhata aapas mein bair rakhna
    hindi hain hum vatan hai hindustan hamara
    yunan -o-mishr-o-roma sab mit gaye jahan se
    ab tak magar hai baqi nam-o-nishan hamara
    kuch baat hai ki hasti mitati nahi hamari
    sadiyo raha hai duhman daur-e-zaman hamara
    ‘iqbal’ koi maharam apna nahi jahan mein
    malum kya kisi ko dard-e-nihan hamara
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • For stories teach us, that liberty sought out of season, in a corrupt and degenerate age, brought Rome itself to a farther slavery: for liberty hath a sharp and double edge, fit only to be handled by just and virtuous men; to bad and dissolute, it becomes a mischief unwieldy in their own hands: neither is it completely given, but by them who have the happy skill to know what is grievance and unjust to a people, and how to remove it wisely; what good laws are wanting, and how to frame them substantially, that good men may enjoy the freedom which they merit, and the bad the curb which they need.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : John Milton Quotes , Freedom Quotes , Men Quotes
  • Aaj Jarurat Hai Jiski Wo
    Paas Nahi Hai, Ab Unke
    Dil Me Wo Ehsas Nahi Hai,
    Tadapte Hai Do Pal Baat
    Karne Ko, Shayad Ab Waqt
    Hamare Liye Unke Pass
    Nahi Hai....
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • दीवाली आ रही है, दबा के पटाखे
    फोड़ो,मजे करो और जो भी इकोफ्रेंडली
    दीवाली की कथा कहे
    मेरी
    तरफ से 3-4 बम उसके घर में भी फेंक आना
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS