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  • Master- 2 Me Se 2 Gaye To Kitne Rahe? Sardar- Samjh Me Nahi Aya Masterji. Mster - Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai,tumne 2 Roti Khali,tumare Pas Kya Bacha? Sardar- Sabji..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari, 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya, Qnki bank me likha tha.. “Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ki car ke peeche likha tha: "Sawan ko anay do" Peeche se ek pathan ke truck ne aa kar thok diya, Truck pe lika tha: Aaya sawan Jhoom ke.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Srdar got new job: 1st day he spent 11 hours on computer: Boss was happy & asked what he did? Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story. Librarian- Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚ 4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the, 2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha weldone, sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Donkey Kicked Sardar And Ran Away, Sardar Ran To Catch The Donkey. He Saw A Zebra And Started Beating It And Said, Sala Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhoka De Raha Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Srdar: Yaar Wo Ladki behri lagti he. Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2 srdar: Wo kaise? 1 srdar: Mene”I love you” kaha, to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardaar: Manjit Yaar Kal Maine Kitne Baar Call Kiya Uthaya Kyu Nahi ? Manjit: Q Uthau Rs.30 Dekar Jo Gana Lagwaya Hoon Wo Kya Tera Baap Sunega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚ Sardar train ka intzar kar raha tha, train aai, upar likha tha Bombay MAIL, wo bhag k chadh gaya aur biwi se kha: Jab Bombay Female aye to tum bhi chad jana
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai? Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe Thoray Logon Ko Lany Ka Kaha Hai. Pata Nai Abba Mujhe Le Jata Hai Ya Nahi.:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun Wife: Tou Jao Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei
    • 10 years ago



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  • ‚ Funny sardar sms jokes ‚ inspector: jail me kaise aye? sardar: media ki ladki khadi thi, uske siny pe Press likha tha, inspector: Phir? Sardar: meiny press kar dia.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kar yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aaye Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak samose nahi khao ge Dono ne kaha thik hai 1 din guzar gaya sardar ni aya 2 din guzr gaye 2no ne socha k ab samose kha lne chahye Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola.... Aisa karo ge to main nahi jauga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar se mar pad gaye. . Wajah? . Log Mayyat k 4ro taraf Baraf Rakh k Ro Rhe The. . Woh mayat ko Hila k Bola . O bhai Uth! dekh Baraf kharidne Kitne Grahk aye hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • PANDIT & SARDAR Marne ke bad swarg me SARDAR:tu kaise mara? PANDIT:thand se or tu? SARDAR:mujhe laga meri biwi ka kisi se affair hai, Jab ghar gaya to koi nahi tha Sharm ke mare maine atmahatya ka li. pandit ne jor se tamacha mara aur bola, sale agar FRIJ khol k dekhta to na tu sharm se marta aur na me thandse.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Landline & Mobile? Sardar: Landline Par Number Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya. Dusra Dost- kyon? Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to
    • 10 years ago



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  • SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G? SArdar Replid: Éggs' Mother
    • 10 years ago



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