Sardar Jokes, New Whatsapp Status

1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha " Wanted For RAPE & MURDER .."

8 years ago

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Sardar Train Ka Intezar Kar Raha Tha, Train Aayi, Upar Likha Tha Bombay Mail, Wo Bhag Ke Chadh Gaya Aur Biwi Se Kha: Jab Bombay Female Aye To Tum Bhi Chad Jana

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SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai, Dost: Garam pani Q? Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.

8 years ago

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‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚ 4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the, 2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha weldone, sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha

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Sardar:Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha? SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli Dudhwala.

8 years ago

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Sardar K Sir Se Khoon Nikl Raha Tha Dr: Ye Kaise Hua.? Sardar: Mein Hath Se Diwar Tod Raha Tha To Kisi Ne Kaha Paji Kabhi Khopdi Ka B Istmal Kar Lia Karo.!

8 years ago

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Sardar 2 Pandit:Ap k sir pe Choti q H? Pandit:Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H Sardar:Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H Fir B kuch nhi ata.

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Pahle Sardarji:Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: "Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye." Dusre Sardaarji:Oye main dusri Shadi ke liye kya dabaun? Pahle Sardarji:Dusri shadi ke liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

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ગીરના જંગલમાં ઍસટી બસને પંકચર.....
એક સિંહ...બસમાં ચડ્યો......
બધા મુસાફરના શ્વાસ થંભી ગયા,....
સિંહ બધાને જોતો જોતો છેક છેલ્લી સીટ પર બેઠેલા સરદારજી ને બોચીએથી પકડીને ઢ્સડી જવા લાગ્યો...
કંડકટરે આશ્ચર્ય્ થી પુછ્યુ:ઓઇ..આવું ....કેમ?
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સિહે પાછળ વળી ને કહ્યું...
શેર....કૉ..ભી...કભી કભી પંજાબી ખાનેકા મન હોતા હૈ ભઈ.......
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8 years ago

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Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use dur chhod aya. Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi ! Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi phir vapas aa gai ! 3rd time wo use bahut dur aur complicated route pe chhod aya. Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai? Biwi:Yes Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan, main rasta bhul gaya hun....

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Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant blue Q hai? Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai, Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai.

8 years ago

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Teacher: Sardar se: ye btao k barish k sath bijli kiun chamkti he, Sardar: g Oo iss wastay k pata chal saky k keri keri jaga sukki reh gai ae

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Ek Sardaar Ji Rod Par Jaa Rahe The. Or Achanak Niche Juke Or Jor Se Chillaye. Sallo Sandas B Aise Karte Ho Jaise Koi Samosa Pada Ho.

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Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Sardar Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali hai Peny Ke Bad 1 Glass aur do Larai Hone Wali Hai Juice Wala Larai Kb Hogi? Srdar:Jab To Paise Mange ga

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Srdar got new job: 1st day he spent 11 hours on computer: Boss was happy & asked what he did? Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.

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Ek Sardar roz ped ki tehni par jakar baith jata hai… Socho kyo…? Kyonki wo apne aap ko branch manager samajhta hai.

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Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nahi Dost : Kyu America Me Hota To Kya Hota ? Sardar : Tu Bhi Na Mujhe English Kahan Aati Hai

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sardar: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia . Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na . sardar: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

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Sardar ki car ke peeche likha tha: "Sawan ko anay do" Peeche se ek pathan ke truck ne aa kar thok diya, Truck pe lika tha: Aaya sawan Jhoom ke.

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