Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.
1 sardarni behosh ho gai, Doctor-ye mar gai hai
Jab usko jalane lage to wo uthke boli main zinda hu
Sardar- chupchap padi reh, tu doctor se zyada janti he kya.
Sardar:Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon
DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.
Judge:
Tum ne Ek He store se MusalSal
3 Din Q Chori ki?
Sardar:
ham ne Sirf 1 Din Apni BV K
liye Suit Chori Kiya,
Aglay 2 Din to Colour Change
Krny Gaya Tha.
2 Sardar Sending Sms Their Girlfriend
1st Sardar: Mai Tere Mobile Se
Teri Girlfriend Ko Sms Bheju.
2nd Sardar: No No No.
1st Sardar: But Why ?
2nd Sardar: Usne Handwriting
Pahchal Li To. . !
SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.