Sardar Jokes

3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

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Sardar:raat ko neand nai aati Doctor:aap raat ko late k 2000 tak gina karo neand a jaye gi 2 din bad sardar:mushkil sey 500 tak hi gin paata houn k neand a jati hai phir chaye pee k pourey 2000 karta houn Doctor:lakh di laanet

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Sardar Ne Airport Me Call Karke Pucha- Punjab To Amrica Kitna Time Lagta Hai? Receptionist: Just A Second Sir.. Sardar- Pee K Baithi Hai Kya?

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Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya. Dusra Dost- kyon? Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to

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Sardar: Dr. Aap ne kaha tha k subha uth kr khelnay se sehat achi rehti hai Pr mjhe koi farq nai para Doctor: konsa kheil kheltay ho? Sardar: CHiri UDI KAAN UDA:-)

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Sardaar: Manjit Yaar Kal Maine Kitne Baar Call Kiya Uthaya Kyu Nahi ? Manjit: Q Uthau Rs.30 Dekar Jo Gana Lagwaya Hoon Wo Kya Tera Baap Sunega.

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SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"? FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun. SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

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Srdar pandit Ko : ye tere Sir p Choti Q? Pandit : Ye mera ANTENA he, Isse muje IDEAS aate he Sardar : Kamal he! Mere sir pe Dish Antena he,fir b kuch nahi aata.

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Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A. Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

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Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain Frnd: Wo Kyun? Sardar: Fikr Se? Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume? Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-)

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‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚ Sardar train ka intzar kar raha tha, train aai, upar likha tha Bombay MAIL, wo bhag k chadh gaya aur biwi se kha: Jab Bombay Female aye to tum bhi chad jana

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Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain man- are wah Vo kaise? sardar- Main Girls collage ka bus driver Hu na.

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Sardar g ja rahey the k achanek kutta par gaya sardar ney jaldi sey apni dhoti utar kar kuttey ki tarf pheank di dost:dhoti q utar di? Sardar:uney v laa e laini c.

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