1 Srdar: Yaar Wo Ladki behri lagti he. Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai
2 srdar: Wo kaise?
1 srdar: Mene”I love you” kaha, to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.
3 sardar bike se ja rahe the
Traphic wale ne roka aur bola,
Tumhe malum nahi 3 sawari chalana jurm hai.
1 sardar: "hame malum hai
Isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodane ja rahe hai.
sardar: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
.
Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
.
sardar: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
3sardar so rahe the .
3no ke paas 1 hi bed tha or jagah kam pad rahi thi..
1 sardar or niche so gaya...
Dusra bola.
Oye! Ab jagah ho gai
Upper aaja.
Pawan
:: Best sardar jokes ::
Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun
Wife: Tou Jao
Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei
Srdar on 1st night-
Batao, Pehle Hairan karu ya Pareshan.?
Wife:- Hairan..
Srdar-Ye dekho 10 inch ka hai.
Wife-Wow!
Ab Pareshan karo?
Srdr-Ye Khada nahi hota.
Sardar: Shirt K Liye Kapda
Dikhaiyeh?
Salesman: Plain Me Dikau?
Sardar: Nai Helicopter Me Dikha
Saale Bandar Ki Aulad
Sardar Naam Pe Mazaak Udata Hai.!
SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
Sardar park me baita tha
Frnd:kya kar raha hai?
Sardar:badla le raha hu.
Frnd:kise?
Sardar: waqt ne muje barbad kiya
hai, ab me waqt barbad kar raha
hai...
Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,
"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.
Hosihyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"
Sardar Sent Rs 600 N Wrote,
"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hu
Sardar K Sir Se Khoon Nikl Raha Tha
Dr: Ye Kaise Hua.?
Sardar: Mein Hath Se
Diwar Tod Raha Tha
To Kisi Ne Kaha
Paji Kabhi Khopdi Ka B
Istmal Kar Lia Karo.!
Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use
dur chhod aya.
Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi !
Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi
phir vapas aa gai !
3rd time wo use bahut dur aur
complicated route pe chhod aya.
Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko
phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai?
Biwi:Yes
Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan,
main rasta bhul gaya hun....