Sardar Medical Shop Par: Zeher Do.
Dukandar: Bina Parchi Ke Nahi MiL Sakta.
Sardar: Main Shadi Shuda Hu.
Dukandar: Bas Kar Pagle Rulayega Kya.?
Chhoti Bottle Du Ya Badi.?
Sardar ki maut bijli girnay se hoi,
Per us ki laash muskuratay hoay mili,
baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun?
to sardar bola "mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae"
Ek sardar apni behen ke sath auto me ja raha tha
auto wala:sahab apni mashuka ke sath kahan ja rahe ho
sardar:mashuka hogi teri sale meri to behen h
hahahahaaa......
1 Srdar: Yaar Wo Ladki behri lagti he. Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai
2 srdar: Wo kaise?
1 srdar: Mene”I love you” kaha, to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.
Sardar: Oye.. Mera mobile bill kitna hai ?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to get your current bill status.
Sardar: Abbey STUPID, current ka nahi mobile ka bill chaahiye !
:: latest sardar jokes ::
Sardar: Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon
DosT: Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
SArdar: Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.
Teachr-Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha tha?
Sardar- Neil Armstrong.
Teachr- Aur dusra?
Sardar- Teri to... Dusra v usi ne rakha hoga
Langda thodi na tha wo.
Sardar Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali hai
Peny Ke Bad 1 Glass aur do Larai Hone Wali Hai
Juice Wala Larai Kb Hogi?
Srdar:Jab To Paise Mange ga
Sardar:Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon
DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.
Sardar- Shirt Sineke Liye 1 Acha Kapda Dikhaye...
Salesman-Plain Main Dikhau ?.
Sardar- Nahin Helicopter main Dikha... Saale bandar Ki Aulad, yahin Pe Dikha...
A Donkey Kicked Sardar And Ran
Away,
Sardar Ran To Catch The Donkey.
He Saw A Zebra And Started
Beating It And Said,
Sala Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhoka De
Raha Hai.
Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha
Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi
Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai?
Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe
Thoray Logon Ko Lany Ka Kaha Hai.
Pata Nai Abba Mujhe Le Jata Hai Ya
Nahi.:-)