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  • Santa Ko piles Ho Gaya.
    Hakim: Marham Lagwane Roj Aana Padega.
    Hakim Ne Usko 4Din Marham Lgaya Aur Kaha: Ab Kafi Theek Ho, Baqi Biwi Se Lgwa Lena.
    Agle Din Preeto Marham Lgane Lagi To Usne Ek Haath Santa Ke Kandhe Pr Rakha, Aur Dusre Se Marham Lgane Lagi To Santa Ne Pucha: Tera Ek Haath Kandhe Pr Hai Dusra Kaha Hai?
    Preeto: "Us Se Marham Lga Rahi Hun.
    Santa Chonk Kr Bola: "Oh, Hakim Ki Behan Ka Thullu, Uske To Dono Haath Mere Kandhe Pr Hote The.!! :D
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • TAJJUB Hai-

    Aap jaise Smart log bhi
    Road ke kinare katori
    lekar khade ho jate hai..,
    AKHIR KYU.
    ?
    ?
    Sirf do char..
    Golgappe Khane ke liye!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • साधू:- बच्चा, तुझे स्वर्ग मिलेगा,
    लाओ कुछ दक्षिणा दे जाओ।

    लड़का:- ठीक है दक्षिणा में आपको मैंने दिल्ली दी।
    आज से दिल्ली आपकी हुई।

    साधू :- दिल्ली क्या तुम्हारी है ?
    जो मुझे दे रहे हो।

    लड़का :- तो स्वर्ग क्या तेरे बाप ने खरीद रखा है,
    जो तू उधर के प्लाट यहाँ बांट रहा है।.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Eid Mubarak, Eid Mubarak
    Our Eid has come
    To bring us peace
    To bring us love
    To charish our life
    It is the time
    We Muslims came together
    Shoulder to shoulder
    It is the time
    We Muslims
    Share our love
    Share believe
    Eid Mubarak, Eid Mubarak.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Eid Mubarak SMS
  • Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya.

    Cashier-
    Tumhare Note nakli hai.

    Santa-
    Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
    Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!=D =))
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jaha Bhi
    Rahegi Tujhe Tere Khusbu Se
    Pahchan Lunga
    Girl : Kasam Se Mere Ko Pahle Se Hi Malum Tha Saala Tu 1 No Ka
    KUTTA Hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Kisi Ko Intezar Ki Saza Nahi Dete
    Pyar Dene Wale Ko Dil Se Bhula Nahi Dete
    Mere Ho Aur Hamesha Sirf Mere Rehna
    Kyunki Ham Har Kisi Ko Aisi Wafa Nahi Dete…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Dard Hota Nahin Duniya Ko Dikhane K Liye
    Har Koi Rota Nahin Ansu Bahane Kliye
    Rutne Ka Maza To Tab Aata Hai
    Jab Koi Apna Ho Manane K Liye…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • 1 Ko girlfriend Naraz Thi,
    2 Ko shadi ke liye tayar Thi,
    3 Ko Yaaro Baarat Thi,
    4 Ko Mast Suhagraat Thi
    5 Ko Pyar Ki Barsaat Thi.
    Aankh khuli to pata chala sapno ki kali raat
    Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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