Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya?
Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

10 years ago

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Tags : Funny Jokes

NA UMMID TERE AANE KI HAI_NA GUM TERE JAANE KA...DARD TO WAISE HAR KISIKO HOTI HAI AALAM_E_JUDAI KA....AAJ SE TUJHE BHULENGE HUM....WARNA GUM SEHNA HOGA TERI BEWAFAI KA....SKT

10 years ago

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Tags : Bewafa SMS

As we grow older, the world becomes stranger, the pattern more complicated of dead and living.

5 years ago

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Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , World Quotes , Patterns Quotes

"jaha is dil me itni dard bhari ho, waha apki di hue ek aur dard koi baat nahi ! Khush raho jaha bhi raho jaise bhi raho!!!

10 years ago

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Tags : Broken Heart SMS , New Whatsapp Status

The restoration of free speech, free association and free press is almost the whole Swaraj.

5 years ago

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , Restoration Quotes , Speech Quotes

Santa interview k liye jata hai.

Boss: aapka janm kahan hua hai?

Santa: tiruvantpuram.

Boss: spelling batao?

Santa: nahi-nahi goa me hua tha.

10 years ago

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Tags : Jokes SMS

All paths do not lead to truth. There is no path to truth, it must come to you.

5 years ago

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Tags : Jiddu Krishnamurti Quotes , Spiritual Quotes

Main so nahin pata aajkal
jo chahoon wo wo ho nahin pata aajkal
Kabhi ehsaas bhi Zinda tha dilon me kahin
Lagta hai sachha pyar ho nahin pata aajkal.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

'Tis the year's midnight, and it is the day's.

5 years ago

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Tags : John Donne Quotes , Years Quotes

Bhool Ke Bhi Mujhko Bhula
Na Sakoge, Yaad Mere Dil
Se Mita Na Sakoge, Ban
Ke Rahunga Dhadkan Main
Tumhare, Band Karke
Mujhko Chupa Na Sakoge.!!

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

Rather than caring about whether or not you are known, strive to be worth knowing.

5 years ago

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Tags : Confucius Quotes , Caring Quotes , Knowing Quotes

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein, Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge, Kisi aur ko mat batana, Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja rahe hai.

10 years ago

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Tags : Funny Jokes

Ladki Ladke Ko Kiss Karti He,
To Ladke Ke Gal Pe Lipstick
Lag Jati He. Ladka Kehta He
Ye Kya Kiya?
Ladki: Agar Kuch Acha Karne Se
Dag Lagta He To Dag Ache He

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

Vishwas karna hum dosti apni nibhayenge,
Agar khuda bhi bulayega to kahe denge sweet
Dost agar ijazat dega to hi aayenge

10 years ago

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Tags : Friendship SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Khushi Mili Has Na Sake,
Gam Mili Ro Na Sake,
Zindagi Ka Yahi Dastur Hai,
Jise Chaha Use Pa Na Sake,
Or Jise Paya Use Chah Na Sake…

10 years ago

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Tags : Sad Shayari SMS

That we should obey laws whether good or bad is a new-fangled notion. There was no such thing in former days. The people disregarded those laws they did not like and suffered the penalties for their breach.

5 years ago

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , Law Quotes , People Quotes

Books Me Likha He Phool Todna Mana He
Bago Me Likha He Phool Todna Mana He

Par 1 Cheez....Koi Nahi Kehta

K Dil Todna Mana Hai...

10 years ago

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Tags : Broken Heart SMS

Hope is a decision we make, a choice to believe that God can take the adversity, the disappointment, the heartache, and the pain of our journeys and use these to accomplish his purposes.

6 years ago

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Tags : Adam Hamilton Quotes , Pain Quotes , Disappointment Quotes

History has many cunning passages, contrived corridors and issues.

5 years ago

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Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Issues Quotes , History Quotes

Jinki Tamanna Dilme Thi,
Judai Ab Hum Unki Sehte Hai,
Fursat Nahi Unhein Humse Baat
Karne Ki
Isliye Hum Har Waqt Khamosh Se
Rehte Hai..

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS