Santa:-shadi me dulhe ke saath barati kyo jaate?
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Banta:-bado ka kahna hai ki khushi me kisi ke saath jayo na jayo , per musibat me jarur jana chahiye.
Through self-knowledge you begin to find out what is God, what is truth, what is that state which is timeless. In self-knowledge is the whole universe; it embraces all the struggles of humanity.
Pinky to doctor
Pinky=> doctor sahab aap mere ghar
chalenge kya ?
Doctor==> haa...
Pinky==> kitna feesh lenge ?
Doctor==> 200
Pinky==> theek hai chalo.
Ghar pahuchne k baad doctor bola
Mareez kaha hai?
Pinky==> koi bhi mareez nhi hai yaha.
Mujhe to ghar aana tha or yaha aane k
liye 500 rupaye kharch kaun karta..
Falak Se Unchi Hogi Udaan Hmari,
Duniya Bhi Dekhegi Ek Din Shaan Hmari,
Gar Meri Dhadkan Ruki To Teri Bhi Sanse Ruk
Jayegi,
Kuchh Aise Basi Hogi Ek Dusare Me Jaan Hmari...iiio
My varnashram refuses to bow the head before the greatest potentate on earth, but my varnashram compels me to bow down my head in all humility before knowledge, purity, before every person where I see God face to face.
A man must serve his time to every trade, Save censure-critics all are ready made. Take hackney'd jokes from Miller, got by rote With just enough learning to misquote.