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Aapni zindgi ka to 1 alag usul hai.
Dost ki khatir to kante v kabool hai.
Hass ke chal du kanch ke tukdo par.
Agar dost keh de ye to mere bichaye hua phool hai.

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Either it brings tears to their eyes, or else -" "Or else what?" said Alice, for the Knight had made a sudden pause. "Or else it doesn't, you know.

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Tags : Lewis Carroll Quotes , Eye Quotes , Knights Quotes

The animal has its happiness in the senses, the human beings in their intellect, and the gods in spiritual contemplation. It is only to the soul that has attained to this contemplative state that the world really becomes beautiful.

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Tags : Swami Vivekananda Quotes , Beautiful Quotes , Spiritual Quotes

I live not in myself, but I become Portion of that around me: and to me High mountains are a feeling, but the hum of human cities torture.

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Tags : Lord Byron Quotes , Climbing Quotes , Cities Quotes

You are either with us or you are against us in the fight against terror.

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Fighting Quotes

Often, during combat, the warrior of light receives blows that he was not expecting. And he realizes that, during a war, his enemy is bound to win some of the battles. When this happens, the warrior of light weeps bitter tears and rests in order to recover his energies a little. But he immediately resumes the battle for his dreams.

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Tags : Paulo Coelho Quotes , Life Quotes , Dream Quotes

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.

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Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Relationship Quotes , Trust Quotes

Fame grows like a tree if it have the principle of growth in it; the accumulated dews of ages freshen its leaves.

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Tags : Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Quotes , Tree Quotes , Growth Quotes

Memory sometimes makes merciful deletions.

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Tags : H. P. Lovecraft Quotes , Memories Quotes , Sometimes Quotes

If you really like someone, it doesn't matter what their mouth feels or tastes like. The kiss is still awesome.

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Tags : Adam Selzer Quotes , Kissing Quotes , Mouths Quotes

It is the lesbian in us who is creative, for the dutiful daughter of the fathers in us is only a hack.

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Tags : Adrienne Rich Quotes , Daughter Quotes , Father Quotes

To be bitter is to attribute intent and personality to the formless, infinite, unchanging and unchangeable void. We drift on a chartless, resistless sea. Let us sing when we can, and forget the rest.

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Tags : H. P. Lovecraft Quotes , Letting Go Quotes , Sea Quotes

Kahi Aisi Kitaab Mile Jispe Dil De Dete,
Sab Ne Harama Deemag Khaya,
Kisko Javaab Dete,
Ab To Ye Syllbus Dekh Ke Lagta He Hame K,
Ek Mahina Aur Hota To Duniya Hila Dete.

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Forgetting friend is a
CrimeI
gnoring them is a
Shame
Liking them is a
Pleasure
Thinking of them is a
Necessity
N disturbing them
‘Oye! Haq banta hai na yr!’a

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Roz Ate He Chand :crescent_moon:sitare :dizzy:magar Koi Khusi Ka Paigam Nhi Ata Hume To Intezar Hai Jinke Call Ka Par Sayad Unhe Humra Khyal Hi Nhi Ata..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Ancestor worship, or filial piety so characteristic of Asian cultures, for example, does not really resonate with Americans who favor children, not grandparents.

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Tags : Alan Dundes Quotes , Children Quotes , Grandparent Quotes

A lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me.

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Dog Quotes , Mutts Quotes

Meri Galtiyo Ko Wo Maaf Kar Deti
Hai..
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. Bahut Gusse Me Hoti Hai To Bhi
Pyar Deti Hai.
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Hotho Pe Uske Hmesha Dua Hoti Hai.
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Aisi Sirf Aur Sirf “Maa” Hoti Hai.. Hit
LiKE If U Love Ur Mom,,,,

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A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was gitting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful.

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Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Home Quotes , Cat Quotes

Ab Kaise Kare Is Zamane Par Yakeen Hum doston,
Jo Apne Bahut Khaas The Wo Hi Rulate Gaye.
Ek Wo Bhi Daur Tha Ke Hamari Zara Si Aah Par
Gamgeen Ho Jati Thi Wo,
Pata Nahi Ab Kyu Apni Har Wo Bhulate Gaye.
Barso Se Apna Maan Liya Tha Unko Humne,
Fir Beech Majdhar Me Humko Wo Bahate Gaye..

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