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  • Whn NASA Began d Launch Of Astronauts In 2 Space, They Found Out Tht d Pen Wudn’t Work @ 0 Gravity (Ink Wil Nt Flow Down 2 a Writing Srface)

    Solution # 1- 2 Solve Dis Prblm, It Tuk Them 1 Decade(10 Yrs) & $12 Million. They Developd A Pen Tht Wrkd @ 0 Gravity, Upside Down, Undr Water, In Practicaly Any Srface Including Crystal & In A Temperature Range 4m Below 0 To 300 C

    Solution # 2- & Wh8 Did Russians Do? They Used A Pencil

    MORAL

    -Always Luk 4 Simple Solutions

    -Devise d Simplst Posible Solution Tht Solves d Problems

    -Always Focus On Solutions & Not On Problems
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Long Sms
  • Bheegi palkon ke sang muskurate hain hum,
    Pal pal dil ko bahlate hain hum,
    Aap door hain humse to kya hua,
    Har saans me aapki aahat pate hain hum.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • एक आदमी: भैया बाल छोटे कर दो.
    नाई : कितने छोटे कर दूं साहब?
    आदमी : इतने कर दो कि बीबी के हाथो में ना आ
    सकें....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Wo Bhi Din They Jab Hum Bhi Piya Karte They,
    Yun Na Karo Hamse Piney Pilaney Ki Baat,
    Jitni Tumhare Jaam Mein Hai Sharab,
    Utni Hum Paimaney Mein Chod Diya Kartey They..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • nikle jab aansu uski aankho se.


    dli karta hai sari dunya jala du.


    phir sochta hon honge duniya me uske bhi apne.


    kahin anjane me use aur na rula du
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • एयर होस्टेस पंडित से: सर, क्या लेंगे?

    पंडित-पूरी:cookie:, सब्ज़ी:ramen:, खीर:rice: और लड्डू:tomato:.

    एयर होस्टेस - सर आप किंगफ़िशर के प्लेन

    में

    बैठे हैं,

    विजय माल्या के श्राद्ध में नहीं...

    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • I will employ my strength for the welfare of the German people, protect the Constitution and laws of the German people, conscientiously discharge the duties imposed on me, and conduct my affairs of office impartially and with justice to everyone.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Adolf Hitler Quotes , Law Quotes , People Quotes
  • "Kahun Ke Kia Ho Tum....?"
    Mere liye meri Duniya ho Tum,Cho k jo Guzre wo Hawa ho Tum,Maine jo Mangi wo Dua ho Tum,Kya maine Mehsos wo Ehsas ho Tum,Meri Nazar ki Talash ho Tum,Meri Zindagi ka Qarar ho Tum,Maine jo Chaha wo Pyar ho Tum,Mere Intizar ki Rahat ho Tum,Mere Dil ki Chahat ho Tum,Tum ho tu Duniya hai Meri,Kaise Kahun ke Sirf Pyar Nahin,Meri JAAN ho Tum.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • I think everyone's kind of just whistling and pretending everything's OK. At the heart of this is the cover-up, and the misleading the country to war in Iraq. And quite honestly, I don't think Republicans actually did a particularly good or sophisticated job, but I think everybody wanted to be fooled. I remember being on the Bill Maher show talking about how ridiculous this was before the invasion. And, you know, a lot of people, even Democrats, had been so easily thrown into this fear frenzy that they lost common sense.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Aaron McGruder Quotes , Country Quotes , War Quotes
  • Jaisi Hai Teri Tamanna Waise
    Pyaar Karenge, Har Dhadkan
    Par Apni Wafa Ka Ikraar Karenge,
    Jaha Bhi Jaoge Har Kadam Hume
    Hi Paaoge, Ishq Ke Har Mod Par
    Tera Intezaar Karenge..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • khusiyon par fijao ka pahra hai,
    dil na jane kis ummid par thahra hai.
    aankho se chhalakate aanshuo ki kasam,
    aapke pyar ka rista hamari sanso se bhi gahara hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS