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Kitni Raaten Beet Gayi
Kitne Din Beet Gaye, Bas
Beeta Nahi To Yaadon Ka
Wo Pal.. Wo Guzra Hua Kal.
Beeta Nahi To Ankho
Ki Nami Aur Aap Ki Kami..!

10 years ago

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If to be interesting is to be uncommonplace, it is becoming a question, with me, if there are any commonplace people

6 years ago

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Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Inspiration Quotes , People Quotes

When, from the depths of your heart, you spontaneously wish all beings to find true, lasting happiness, this is great love.

5 years ago

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Tags : Dalai Lama Quotes , Heart Quotes , Lasting Happiness Quotes

Ek Baar Discovery Wale,
Jwalamukhi Dekhne Gaye,
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& They Got Shocked...
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Because Rajnikant Waha Already
Papad Shek Raha Tha... :) :D :p

10 years ago

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Itna Pyar Dekar Gayi Ho Har Ghadi Yaad Aayega
Dil Se Dil Ka Rishta Ye Kaise Dil Se Mitaya Jayega
Har Ghadi Hum Karte Hain Jiska Intezar Aane Ka
Khuda Zarur Hume Unse Ek Na Ek Din Milayega.

10 years ago

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Apne saaye se bhi ashkon ko chupa kar rona
Jab bhi rona to chiragon ko bujha kar rona
Jahan chot khana wahan muskurana
Magar is ada se ke roye sara zamana….

10 years ago

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Hatho mein hoti hai lakire hazaar,
Kisi mein gum to kisi mein khusiyo ki bahar,
Na jaane wo kaun si lakeer hai ,
Jismein khuda ne likh diya,
Aap jaise dost ka sath.
Sweet

10 years ago

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Men felt a chill in their hearts; a damp in their minds. In a desperate effort to snuggle their feelings into some sort of warmth,one subterfuge was tried after anothersentences swelled, adjectives multiplied, lyrics became epics.

5 years ago

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Tags : Virginia Woolf Quotes , Heart Quotes , Epic Quotes

I was horrified when Richard Chamberlain and Rupert Everett said gay actors should stay in the closet. They were saying to people that they should live a lie and not be liberated, to live in fear of being found out.

6 years ago

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Tags : Alan Cumming Quotes , Lying Quotes , Gay Quotes

Adde, quod ingénues didicisse fideliter artes Emollit mores, nec sinit esse fervos. To be instructed in the arts, softens the manners and makes men gentle.

5 years ago

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Tags : Ovid Quotes , Art Quotes , Teaching Quotes

To be a saint is the exception; to be a just person is the rule. Err, stumble, commit sin, but be one of the just.

5 years ago

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Tags : Victor Hugo Quotes , Saint Quotes , Sin Quotes

Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai,
Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai,
Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.

10 years ago

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Me:" I Love You..

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Girl:" Shutup..

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Me:" I Like You..

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Girl:" Shutup..

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Me:" I Miss You..

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Girl:" Shutup..

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Me:" You Are Really Pretty !!

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Girl:" Really ??

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Me:" SHUTUP....

***BLOCKED***:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Tis the perception of the beautiful, A fine extension of the faculties, Platonic, universal, wonderful, Drawn from the stars, and filtered through the skies, Without which life would be extremely dull

5 years ago

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Tags : Lord Byron Quotes , Beautiful Quotes , Stars Quotes

Cid ki is bat k karan main cid nahi dekhta.
Lady-rahul mera bhai tha.
Daya-rahul tumhara bhai tha.
Lady-ha,rahul mera bhai tha.
Abhijit-rahul sach main tumhara bhai tha.
Lady- ha rahul mera bhai tha.
Acp- daya iska matlab ye rahul ki behn hai.

10 years ago

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You can predict any Girl’s future by
just touching & feeling her BUTTOCKS..!!
This DIVINE Knowledge is called..
ASS-TR0LOGY!!

10 years ago

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GOOD MORNING........

10 years ago

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Itna Chhota Nahi Rista Hamara
Kaise Soch Liye K Aa Gaya Kinara
Lo Fir Ho Gayi Aap K Aangan Me Rosni
Ek Baar Fir Badnaam Ho Gaya Naam Hamara

10 years ago

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पति: मैच वाला चैनल लगाओ।
पत्नी: नहीं लगाउंगी।
पति::angry::angry::angry: देख लूंगा।
पत्नी: :rage::rage::rage: क्या देख लोगे??
पति: :cold_sweat::cold_sweat::cold_sweat:यही चैनल जो तुम देख रही हो

9 years ago

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We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use.

6 years ago

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Tags : Adam Rex Quotes , Use Quotes , Bathroom Quotes