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  • पता है लड़किया लम्बाई मेँ

    लड़को से छोटी क्योँ होती है?

    क्योँकि

    लड़का जब उसको गले लगाये तो,

    लड़की उसके दिलकी धड़कन को सुन सके।:heart::heart::heart:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • kagaz ki kashti thi,

    Pani ka kinara tha!
    Khel ki masti thi,

    DIL ye awara tha!
    Kaha aa gaye is Samajdari ki Duniya me,
    Wo School ka Bachpana hi pyara tha.!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Pyaar Karna Tumne Sikhaya,
    Pyaar Pe Yakeen Karna Tumne Sikhaya,
    Sapne Sajana Tumne Sikhaya,
    Bas Tumhare Bina Jeena Nahi Sikhaya...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • If a man's aspirations towards a righteous life are serious.. .if he earnestly and sincerely seeks a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from animal food, because, not to mention the excitement of the passions produced by such food, it is plainly immoral, as it requires an act contrary to moral feeling, i. e., killing - and is called forth only by greed.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Leo Tolstoy Quotes , Passion Quotes , Men Quotes
  • Men of success meet with tragedy. It was the will of God that I won the Olympics, and it was the will of God that I met with my accident. I accepted those victories as I accept this tragedy. I have to accept both circumstances as facts of life and live happily.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Abebe Bikila Quotes , Men Quotes , Victory Quotes
  • When George Bush came into office, we had surpluses. And now we have half-a-trillion-dollar deficit annually. When George Bush came into office, our national debt was around $5 trillion. It's now over $10 trillion. We've almost doubled it.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Money Quotes , Office Quotes
  • Kash
    Ye_Fasle Na Hote!
    Kash
    Hm_Dur Na Hote!
    Kash
    Tum Or_Hum Sath Hote
    To_sms k Paise bach jate.Or_Dono
    Is Paise_se
    "KurKure" khate!
    ice cream k sath
    • 10 years ago



    Tags :
  • ""चाँद" ने "कर" दिया है "तारों" को "Invite"
    "सूरज" ने "पकड़" ली "है" "सुबह" की Flight
    "भगवान" को "याद" कर "लो" और "बंद" "कर" दो "Light"
    "मेरी" "तरफ" से "आपको" एक "प्यारा" "सा" "Good" "Night"
    शुभ रात्रि"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Night SMS
  • Namaskar!
    Apki Dosti ki Battery Low Ho Rahi Hai, Kripya Aap 3-4 SMS KARKE TURANT RECHARGE KARE! FROM:DSNL (Dosti Sanchar Nigam Ltd.)

    ~Keep Fast~
    • 10 years ago



    Tags :
  • Gham-e-aashiqui besabab likhon
    Haal-e-dil-e-qisa behisaab likhon
    Koi toh naya zakham de mujhe
    Is baat pe ghazal la-jawab likhon
    Hazaar log hein ek mila tu hi nahi
    Hasil ho toh koi tarkeeb likhon
    Gunnah hein kiya naik kaam koi nhi
    Kabhi tujhe amal-e-sawaab likhon
    Tere hont se jo sawal-e-mohabbat nikle
    Is sawal ka tujhe jawaab likhon
    Alfaz hein tera naam lab pe bhi hai
    Sochta hon tujhpe kitaab likhon
    taqdeer hath-e-khuda mein hai
    “FAISAL”
    Agar hota toh tujhe naseeb likhon
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Science, already oppressive with its shocking revelations, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species - if separate species we be - for its reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loossed upon the world.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : H. P. Lovecraft Quotes , Brain Quotes , World Quotes
  • She is hot!
    She is sweet!
    She always Needs A lip 4 kiss
    Whole world is Mad 4 her !
    Who ? Who is she ?
    Do you know ?
    Answer=Tea
    Chai piyo Mast jio ... Good morning!!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Morning SMS
  • Posted In Jokes SMS
    3 months ago

    Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
    ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

    Fir announce kiya gaya ki
    “YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”

    Sab profesrs utar gaye…
    Par principal baithe rahe

    Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

    Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

    Ye start hi nahi hoga!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS