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  • Army training k dauran
    1 officer ne Santa se
    pucha :- yeh hath me
    kya hai ?
    Santa :- Sir yeh banduk
    hai.
    Officer :- yeh banduk nhi
    tumhari izzat or shaan
    hai, tumhari Ma hai
    Maa !!!!
    then officer to another
    sipahi ( Banta ):- yeh
    tumhare haath me kya
    hai ?
    Banta :- sir, yeh Santa k
    Ma hai or hamari Aunty
    hai Aunty.......:-D
    chetan
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Wo Mera Hai To Wo Mujhse
    Door Kyun Hain? Door Rehkar
    Jine Ko Hum Majboor Kyun
    Hain? Gunah (Pyar) Hum Dono
    Ne kiya tha Ek Jaisa, To
    Mera Kasoor Kyun Hai
    Aur Wo Bekasoor Kyun Hai..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Wo Aankho Se You Shararat
    Karte Hai, Apni Adaaon Se
    Kayamat Karte Hai, Nigaahein
    Unke Chehre Se Hatti Hi
    Nahi, Aur Wo Hamari Nazron
    Se Shikaayat Karte Hain.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • One reason I like to highlight reading is, reading is the beginnings of the ability to be a good student. And if you can't read, it's going to be hard to realize dreams, it's going to be hard to go to college. So when your teachers say, read - you ought to listen to her.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Dream Quotes , Teacher Quotes
  • Aap To Chand Ho, Jisse Sab
    Yaad Karte Hain; Hamaari Kismat
    To Sitaron Jaisi Hai; Yaad
    Karna To Durr, Log Apni Khwahish
    Ke Liye Bhi; Hamaare Tootne Ka
    Intezar Karte Hain!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Today is first NAVRATRA. May GOD DURGA give prosperous to you and to your
    family.May her blessings be always with you.
    “JAI MATA DIââ‚
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Navratri SMS
  • Zindagi mein kisi ko is kadar mat pyar karo,
    Ki zindagi bina unke aadhori lage,
    Mohhabat is kadar karo ki sweet
    Hamari mohhabat ke bine woh aadhoori lage.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • एक औरत IPhone 6S जेब में डालकर रास्ते पर चल रही
    थी की पैर फिसला और गिर पडी… तभी कुछ खटाक से
    टूटने की आवाज़ आई….!!!
    दिल थाम कर वो बोली…”भगवान् करे हड्डी हो…” ????
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • My Heart Could Feel You
    My Mind Could Imagine You !! My Eyes
    Could See You
    My Breath Could Sense You !!! My
    Silence Could Mean You I Knew I Loved
    You
    Even Before I Met You !!! m misssssing u
    so much..........
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • कॉलेज वाली... मसालेदार होती है

    पड़ोस वाली... कड़क होती है

    ऑफिस वाली... मीठी होती है

    घर वाली... फीकी होती है

    होटल वाली... मस्त होती है

    5 स्टार वाली... महंगी होती है

    लेकिन एक बात है यार...

    चाय आखिर चाय होती है।

    सोच बदलो

    पता नहीं दिन भर क्या-क्या सोचते रहते हो..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS