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  • Though we love to think that we are civilized & developed than that of people lived centuries ago. In reality, the world is still run through the principle of 'Might is right'. Whoever - government or individual - has more power & money is dominating and, in many cases, oppressing people who are financially & politically weaker.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Abu Sufyan ibn Harb Quotes , Running Quotes , Reality Quotes
  • Dukandar- bolo sahab, kya chahiye?

    Customer-
    biwi ke kutte ke liye cake lene aaya hu,
    milega kya??

    Dukandar- yahi kahoge ya parcel
    karke dun??
    • 10 years ago



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  • There is another side to me which people don't often see, but it's very hard for me to show that. When I do interviews, I'm talking to people I don't know and when you speak to a stranger you don't open up, do you? In my position, people are always looking for something to say about me. And anything I do say, given half-a-chance they'll turn it round into something spectacular so I've got to be very careful. That's why it's only my friends and family who know the real me. Now my wife, Lainya, she could tell you a few stories.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Alan Shearer Quotes , Real Quotes , Talking Quotes
  • Koi Hamari Tarah Hasaye To Kehna,
    Koi Hamari Tarah Sataye To Kehna,
    Pyar To Kar Lega Koi Bhi Aapse..
    Koi Hamari Tarah Chahe To Kehna!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Enjoyment is an art and a skill for which we have little talent or energy... your entire education has has deprived you of this capacity because it was preparing you for the future, instead of showing you how to be alive now.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Alan Watts Quotes , Art Quotes , Skills Quotes
  • पति पत्नी चोरी के बारे में बात कर रहे थे।

    पति: जो चोरी करता है वह बाद में बहुत पछताता है।

    पत्नी रोमांटिक अंदाज़ में बोली: और तुमनें शादी से पहले जो मेरी नींदें चुराई थीं मेरा दिल :heart:चुराया था उनके बारे में क्या ख़याल है?

    पति: कह तो रहा हूँ, जो चोरी करता है वह बाद में बहुत पछताता है।

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Husband And Wife Jokes
  • Be not afeard; the isle is full of noises, Sounds, and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not. Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments Will hum about mine ears; and sometime voices, That, if I then had waked after long sleep, Will make me sleep again: and then, in dreaming, The clouds methought would open, and show riches Ready to drop upon me; that, when I waked, I cried to dream again.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Dream Quotes , Sweet Quotes
  • Ek sardar apne bete se bola :
    Oye ghabra mat tu sher ka puttar hai.
    Beta : Oye pape achcha hua bata diya,
    Teacher bhi poochti hai
    Ki tu kis janwar ki aulad hai..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sardar Jokes
  • Magroor Rehane Ka
    Ye Aandaaz Tujhe
    Tanha Na Kar De..!!
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    Ho Jaye Shaam To
    Kisi Ka Haal-E-DiL Bhi
    Puch Liya Karo....!!!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS