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  • Malkin: Aaya Ke Liye Tumhari Height Kam Hai,
    Aaya: Malkin Isi Ka To Faida Hai Aapko.
    Agar Bacha Kabhi Mere Hath Se Gir Gaya To
    Chot Lagne Ki Aashanka Bahut Kam Hogi.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Jazbaati Ishq Naakam Na Hone Denge,
    Dil Ki Duniya Mein Kabhi Shaam Na Hone Denge,
    Dosti Ka Har Ilzaam Apne Sar Par Le Lenge,
    Par Dost Hum Tumhe Badnaam Na Hone Denge.

    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship Shayari SMS
  • Friends r like mornings,
    u may share with them
    only a few hours of d day.
    But u know that they will
    always b there tomorrow,
    the next day and the day after,
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Madam Askd Pappu: Agr ped par 5 birds baithe ho aur tum 1 ko goli maar do to kitne baki bach gaye?

    Pappu: Koi nhi, sab ud jayenge.

    Teacher: Nahi, 4 bachenge, lekin tumhari soch muje pasand aayi.

    Pappu: Madam, mera bi 1 sawal Hai. 3 ladies ice cream kha rahi Hain... 1 chaat kar, 1 kaat kar aur 1 choos kar ... To konsi shadi shuda Hai?

    Teacher(sharmate hue): Jo choos rahi Hai

    Pappu: Nahi, jiske gale me mangalsutra hai, lekin apki soch mujhe pasand aayi...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Sath dene ka wada kiya tha, sikwa sehne ka wada kiya tha, agar wo hamare bina khush hai to ye hi sahi, kyuki hamne to unhe sada khush rakhne ka wada kiya tha.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Mere dil ke ko dard kisne dekhaa hain,
    Mujhe bus khuda ne tadapte dekha hai
    Hum tanhayi mein baithe rote hain,
    Logo ne hume mahfil me haste dikha h....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • वो रोज बडे प्यार से कहती थी...
    आदाब...आदाब...
    एक दिन दबा ही दिये .....
    तो बुरा मान गई..


    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • One of the ironies of the stock market is the emphasis on activity. Brokers, using terms such as 'marketability' and 'liquidity,' sing the praises of companies with high share turnover... but investors should understand that what is good for the croupier is not good for the customer. A hyperactive stock market is the pick pocket of enterprise.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Warren Buffett Quotes , Pockets Quotes , Investing Quotes
  • . ‘ 12 ‘ .
    9 !/ 3
    ‘ . 6 . ‘

    . ‘ 12 ‘ .
    9 !_ 3
    ‘ . 6 . ‘

    . ‘ 12 ‘ .
    9 _! 3
    ‘ . 6 . ‘
    still awake?
    Time to sleep,
    GOOD NIGHT.....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Night Picture SMS
  • Good deeds shun the light as anxiously as evil deeds: the latter fear that disclosure will bring on pain (as punishment), while the former fear that disclosure will take away pleasure (that pure pleasure, that pleasure per se, which immediately ceases once the vanity's satisfaction is added).
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Pain Quotes , Vanity Quotes