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  • Naukar- Sahab,

    aap Ka Kutta:dog: To Bilkul Aadmi Jaisa Lagta Hai,

    kya Khilate Ho?

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    Malik- Nalayak,

    wo Kutta Nahi

    mera Beta Hai.

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    Engineering Kar Raha Hai

    aur

    aaj- Kal Exams Chal Rahe:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Hum Chahte The K Koi Hamare Saat Janmuo Janmuo Tak Nibaye.
    Hum Chahte The K Koi Hamare Humsafar Ban Kar Dil Basaye.
    Magar Hum Bhool Gaye K Ristun Ko Milana Thudana Rab K Kaam Hai,
    Hum Toh Bus Unki Yaadun Me Zindagi Barbaad Karte Gaye.!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Hamari Mohabbat Ke Saare Ehsaas Le
    Lo, Dilse Pyaar Ke Saare Jazbaat
    Le Lo, Nahi Chhodenge Tufaan
    Mein Bhi Akele Tumhe, Is Dost
    Ki Dosti Ka Chahe Imtehaan Le Lo.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS
  • EK Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna.



    jodiya Assman Pe Banti Hai.

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    Par Setting Zameen Par Hi Karni Padhti Hai.

    ha Ha Ha Ha...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Doori Ho To ahsaas hota hai,
    Dost ke bina jivan kitna udas hota hai
    Umar ho apki Sitaron jitani lambi,
    Aisa dost kahan kisi ke pass hota hai..
    Gn..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship Shayari SMS
  • Mohabat ke bina zindagi fizool hai
    Par mahobat ke bhi aapne ussol hai
    Kehte hai milti hai mohabbat mein bahut ulfaate
    Par aap ho mehboob toh saab kubul hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Zameen k har zarre ko aftab kr denge,
    gulshan k har phool ko gulab kr denge,
    ek pal bhi na reh sakoge humare bin,
    aap ki sab aadat hum itni kharab kr denge..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • कौन बनेगा करोड़पति मेँ अमिताभ बच्चन जी ने मुझसे 13बा सबाल पूछा,
    फेसबुक पर पोस्ट पढ़ने के बाद लाईक ना करने बाले का नाम बताओ.
    आपकी कसम 5 करोड़ रू ठुकरा दिये पर आपका नाम नही बताया |
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Risto Ki Bich Ek Aur Duri Ho Gai,

    Dil Mera Tuta Kisi Ki Murade Puri Ho Gai,

    Koi Zaruri Nhi Har SMS Love Se related Ho,

    Meri Galaxy Ki Mobile Thi Jo Chori Ho Gai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ek ladke ko ek ladki se pyar tha. . .
    Wo ladka ladki ke bap se milne gaya aur bola
    ladk : me apki beti se pyar karta hu aur shadi karna chahta hu
    baap : teri aukat dekh meri beti ke toilet paper bhi nai kharhd sakta

    ladka : acha uncle itna haghti hai to fir rehnedo
    hahahaha
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Muddat Se Koi Mere Paas Nahi,
    Iss Tanhai Ko Bhi Jara Sa Yeh Ehsaas Nahi,
    Akele Hi Aaye Hai Duniya Mein,
    To Phir Kyon Ye Gila Ki Koi Mere Sath Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • Ae likhne wale ek farman likh de,
    Mere dost ki takdeer me uska har arman likh de,
    Na mile kabhi use dard zindagi me,
    Tu chahe meri zindagi me gum tamam liKh de.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship Shayari SMS
  • ab Bhi Ata hain tera naam mere naam ke sath,
    Log Jal Jal Kar Khakh Hue Jate Hain.
    Udtha Hain Dil Se Jaise Dhuwan.
    Bus woh Chone se hi Rakh hue Jate hain.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Wife:Aap aksar aisa Q kehte ho,
    Mera ghar,Mera car
    Hamara Q Nahi kehte,
    Ab almari Me kya dhund raheho?

    Pati:Hamara Underwear
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Saying SMS
  • Nazar Se Door Hai Dil Se Door Mat Karna;
    Hum Jaise Hai Waise Hi Khubool Karna;
    Hum Me Lakh Buraiya Hi Sahi;
    Par Inhi Buraiyo K Badle Hame Yad Zarur Karna!!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • चिकन ऐसे पकाओ कि कच्चा

    ना हो;



    वाह वाह!



    चिकन ऐसे पकाओ कि कच्चा

    ना हो;



    और



    मोहब्बत ऐसे निभाओ कि बच्चा

    ना हो!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS