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    Jab aage bench par bethi ladki............







    Piche mudkar smile k sath pen/pencil maang leti hai..Agree boys..
  • 10 years ago



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  • Two girls are traveling in a train
    Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
    Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
    Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
    Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chale�ge.
    Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
    Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chale�ge
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    UPPER birth pe soya hua Santa bola:
    JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE
    PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!!!!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe
    Sokar Boli Aaj Kuch Aisa
    Karo Ke Mere Passeney Chuut
    Jaye.. Santa Utha
    Aur FAN Band Kar Ke So Gya.!
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Q: Which of these fruits of vegetables grows underwater?
    A: Kachnaar
    B: Shakarkand
    C: Shareefa
    D: Singhara

    Ans: D: Singhara (Water Chestnut)


    By : Arun Singh
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : General Knowledge SMS
  • Aaj Kal Kyon Mera Waqt Kat Ta Nahi
    Koi Chehra Nazron Se Hat Ta Nahi
    Kyo Hain Betaabiyan Maine Na Jana Tha
    Pehle Kabhi Dil Na Deewana Tha
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Kisine apni najro ko juka ke hame thukra diya.
    Har lamha jishe ham chahta rahe
    Ushine hame chahne ka arman tod diya.
    Kya bhul thi ish pyar me
    Jishne hame khuli raho me choad diya.

  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Nazre MiLi Ek Zamana Ho Gaya.
    Aisa Lagta Hai Apna Koi Begana Ho Gaya.
    Wo To Chale Gaye Humse Dur.
    Lekin,
    Mushkil Is DIL Ko Samjana Ho Gaya.
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Broken Heart SMS
  • Wo Apna Bhi Nahi Wo Paraya
    Bhi Nahi.. Ye Kaisi Dhoop
    Hai Jiska Saaya Bhi Nahi..
    Kisi Ko Chaha Zndgi Ki Tarah..
    Us Se Dur Bhi Rahe Aur
    Bhulaya Bhi Nahi..!
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Ek Hospital Ke Aage Ek Note Pe Likha Tha Yahan Normal Delivery 500/- Rupaye Mein Hoti Hai Aur Baniye Ki 10/- Rupaye Mein,
    Ek Pandit Ne Ye Note Pada Aur Hairan Hokar Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Puchha.
    Pandit: “Hamari Itni Mehengi Aur Baniye Ki Itni Sasti Kyun?”
    Doctor: “Kyun Ki Hamein Baniye Ki Delivery Mein Jayda Kaam Nahi Karna Padta Hai”
    Pandit: “Wo Kaise ?”
    Doctor: “Hum Dilevery Ke Samaye 1/- Ka Sikka Dikhate Hai, Aur Baccha Apne Aap Bahar Aa Jata Hai“
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS