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PALACE, n. A fine and costly residence, particularly that of a great official. The residence of a high dignitary of the Christian Church is called a palace; that of the Founder of his religion was known as a field, or wayside. There is progress.

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Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Christian Quotes , Religion Quotes

Best Line..
Dil-e-Gumrah Ko
Kaash !!
Ye Maloom Ho Jaata,
Ki..
Mohabbat Us WaQt Tak
DILCHASP Hoti hai,
Jab Tak Nahi Hoti.!!

9 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

So in all human affairs one notices, if one examines them closely, that it is impossible to remove one inconvenience without another emerging.

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Tags : Niccolo Machiavelli Quotes , Art Quotes , War Quotes

Baat Din Ki Nahi Ab Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai,
Ghar Hai Kaccha Mera, Barsaat Se Dar Lagta Hai.
Tere Tohfe Ne Toh Bas Khoon Ke Aansoo Hi Diye,
Zindagi Ab Teri Saugaat Se Dar Lagta Hain..!!
Pyaar Ko Chhod Kar Tum Aur Koi Baat Karo,
Ab Mujhe Pyar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lagta Hai!!

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If one's cause is supported by sound reasoning, there is no point in using violence. It is those who have no motive other than selfish desire and who cannot achieve their goal through logical reasoning who rely on force.

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Tags : Dalai Lama Quotes , Selfish Quotes , Logical Reasoning Quotes

Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye,
Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai

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Tags : Flirt SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Verily, I do not like them, the merciful who feel blessed in their pity: they are lacking too much in shame. If I must pity, at least I do not want it known; and if I do pity, it is preferably from a distance.

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Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Distance Quotes , Blessed Quotes

(An unhappy childhood was not) an unsuitable preparation for my future, in that it demanded a constant wariness, the habit of observation, and the attendance on moods and tempers; the noting of discrepancies between speech and action; a certain reserve of demeanour; and automatic suspicion of sudden favours.

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Tags : Rudyard Kipling Quotes , Discrepancies Between Quotes , Unhappy Childhood Quotes

Question:
Select 1 code
Dekhte hain k aap kis chez
mein maahir hein...

12- 23- 34- 45- 56- 67- 78-

Answer:
12- Kanjusi Mein
23- Fraud Mein
34- Dil Jeetne Mein
45- Flirt Mein
56- Romance Mein
67- Wada Nibhane Mein
78- Dosti Mein

9 years ago

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Meri Chahton Ka Bhi Kya SilaMila,
Maine Jise Toot Ke Chaaha,
Aj Usne Mujhko Bhula Diya,
Ek Khat Likha Tha Tere Naam,
Phir Apne Hi Haathon Se usko Jala Diya,
Gila Karna Mera Pesha Nahi bus tere,
Deedar Ki Hasrat Hai,
Aaa Kar Dekh to zara Teri Muhabbat Ne
Muje Kya Se Kya Bana Diya..!!

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Tags : Bewafa SMS

Kabhi-2 phool Par
Titliya Nai Aati,Kabhi-2 Rone Par
Siskiya Nai Aati,Hum yad To Apko
Dilse karte Hai,Par kya kare Apko Hichkiya hi Nahi Aati.

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1st Ladies In India
->Railway Minister-Mamta Banerjee
->Miss Universe-Sushmita Sen
->Bharat Ratna-Indra Ganghi
->Governor-Sarojini Naidu

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Tags : General Knowledge SMS

Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.

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Tags : William Butler Yeats Quotes , Fall Quotes , Blood Quotes

Pati-aaj Maine Ek Sapna Dekha Patni-kya Pati-tere Sath Koi Pyar Kar Rha Tha Patni-koun Tha Pati-wahi To Nahi Dekha Rat Me Chasma Lagana Bhul Gaya Tha:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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An important species of pleasure, and therewith the source of morality, arises out of habit.

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Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Important Quotes , Ethics Quotes

Since man cannot live without miracles, he will provide himself with miracles of his own making. He will believe in witchcraft and sorcery, even though he may otherwise be a heretic, an atheist, and a rebel.

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Tags : Fyodor Dostoevsky Quotes , Atheist Quotes , Believe Quotes

pni manzil ki talassh mein. Gud Mrng
Mausam ki bahaar achchhi ho,
Phoolon ki kaaliya kachchi ho,
Hamare ye rishte sachche ho,
Ae Rab tere se bus ek hi duaa he,

9 years ago

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Tags : Good Night SMS

I feel very grateful to be alive and well enough to make music.

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Tags : Adam Ant Quotes , Grateful Quotes , Alive Quotes

a vast deal may be done by those who dare to act.

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Tags : Jane Austen Quotes , Done Quotes , May Quotes

yu to kai Fasle hai Tere Mere Bich...
Lagta fir bhi tu muje Meri "JAAN" sa kyu hai...
Tere "FURKAT" me tadapne ki ho chuki hai Adat meri...
Tere Dur hone ka ye "A
HESAS" muje Rulata kyu hai...

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