History is full, down to this day, of the imbecility of kings and governors. They are a class of persons much to be pitied, for they know not what they should do.
When a thing is said to be not worth refuting you may be sure that either it is flagrantly stupid - in which case all comment is superfluous - or it is something formidable, the very crux of the problem.
Two girls are traveling in a train
Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chale�ge.
Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chale�ge
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UPPER birth pe soya hua Santa bola:
JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE
PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!!!!
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In a tavern everybody puts on airs except the landlord.
Kisine apni najro ko juka ke hame thukra diya.
Har lamha jishe ham chahta rahe
Ushine hame chahne ka arman tod diya.
Kya bhul thi ish pyar me
Jishne hame khuli raho me choad diya.
Wo Apna Bhi Nahi Wo Paraya
Bhi Nahi.. Ye Kaisi Dhoop
Hai Jiska Saaya Bhi Nahi..
Kisi Ko Chaha Zndgi Ki Tarah..
Us Se Dur Bhi Rahe Aur
Bhulaya Bhi Nahi..!
Ek Hospital Ke Aage Ek Note Pe Likha Tha Yahan Normal Delivery 500/- Rupaye Mein Hoti Hai Aur Baniye Ki 10/- Rupaye Mein,
Ek Pandit Ne Ye Note Pada Aur Hairan Hokar Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Puchha.
Pandit: “Hamari Itni Mehengi Aur Baniye Ki Itni Sasti Kyun?”
Doctor: “Kyun Ki Hamein Baniye Ki Delivery Mein Jayda Kaam Nahi Karna Padta Hai”
Pandit: “Wo Kaise ?”
Doctor: “Hum Dilevery Ke Samaye 1/- Ka Sikka Dikhate Hai, Aur Baccha Apne Aap Bahar Aa Jata Hai“