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  • 3 dost 1 car me fase the.
    1 dost- oye engine k raste nikal jate hai.


    2 dost- oye nai diggi k raste nikal jate hai.


    3 dost- jo karna hai jaldi karo barsat hone wali hai aur car pe chat b nai hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Actually
    Basically
    Biologically
    Technically
    Chemically
    Physically
    Mentally
    Mathematically
    Electrically
    Normally
    Mechanically
    &
    Finally

    I Am So Sweet…
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Harbhajan ne apni girlfriend se poocha "kya mai tumhara pehla pyar hun?
    G.f.-: kar di na sardaro wali baat spinner ko kabhi pehla over milta hai kya
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tere intezar me palke bichhaye baithe hai.
    wo ayege isiliye ummid jagaye baithe hai.
    na todna kabhi milne ka wada
    ki hum ab to apni jaan ki bazi lagaye baithe hai…
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Jis Din Se Mujhe Unse Pyar Ho Gaya,
    Gale Mout Bhi Lagane Ko Main Tayar Ho Gaya,

    Unse Milane Ko Tarash Gaye Hum Bhi,
    Jab Jaalim Jamana Beech Mein Deewar Ho Gaya,

    Apni Mohabbat Ki Kahani Main,
    Kuchh Is Tarah Se Tamam Kar Jaunga,

    Ya Toh Tunhe Apna Bana Kar Chhodunga,
    Ya Toh Fir Akela Hi Mar Jaaunga…
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
    Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai,
    Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon,
    Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • I pledged myself to smoke but one cigar a day. I kept the cigar waiting until bedtime, then I had a luxurious time with it. But desire persecuted me every day and all day long. I found myself hunting for larger cigars...within the month my cigar had grown to such proportions I could have used it as a crutch.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Hunting Quotes , Long Quotes