Everybody should do in their lifetime, sometime, two things. One is to consider death...to observe skulls and skeletons and to wonder what it will be like to go to sleep and never wake up-never. That is a most gloomy thing for contemplation; it's like manure. Just as manure fertilizes the plants and so on, so the contemplation of death and the acceptance of death is very highly generative of creating life. You'll get wonderful things out of that.
Achha Dost Takkiye Ke Jaisa
Hota Hai,
Mushkil Mein Seene Se Laga
Sakte Hain,
Dukh Mein Us Par Sar Rakhkar
Ro Sakte Hain, Khushi Mein Galey
Laga Sakte
Hain,
Aur
Gusse Mein Laat Bhi Maar Sakte
Hain..!
Bf: You Know Where I Want To Kiss You?
Gf: Lips?
Bf: No
Gf: Cheek?
Bf: No
Gf: Neck?
Bf: Nope
Gf: Then Where?
Bf: In Da Wedding Lawn In Front
Of Our Families When We Both Say "I Do"
Khud se hum ik nafas hile bhi kahan
us ko dhundhen to wo mile bhi kahan
khema-khema guzar le ye shab
subah-dam ye qafle bhi kahan
ab ta’mul na kar dil-e-khudkam
ruth le phir ye silsile bhi kahan
aao aapas mein kuch gile kar lain
warna yun hai ke phir gile bhi kahan
khush ho sine ke in kharashon par
phir tanaffus ke ye sile bhi kahan
Prayer is the breath of the new man, drawing in the air of mercy in petitions, and returning it in praises; it proves and maintains the spiritual life.
पुलिस और पत्नी में समानताऐं:
1. ना इनकी दोस्ती अच्छी और ना ही दुश्मनी।
2. इनसे बनाकर रखना मजबूरी है।
3. इनका पता नहीं कब बिगङ जाऐं।
4. अगर ये प्यार से बात करे तो अलर्ट हो जाऐं।
5. दोंनों ही खतरनाक धमकी देते हैं।
6. इनसे बहस में जीतना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है।
7. ये पहला हिसाब याद रखते हैं।
8. अपने राज कभी नहीं खोलते।
9. इनको जबरदस्ती तारीफ चाहिए।
10. इनसे पंगा लेना खतरनाक साबित हो सकता है।
11. विरोध मौका देखकर करते हैं।
12. सुन भले ही लें आपकी लेकिन करेंगे मन की ही।
Student:" mujhe sanskrit sikha do
.
.
Pandit:" kyon??
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Student:" devtao ki bhasha hai,
swarg me kaam ayegi..
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Pandit:" agar narak mein gaya to ?? .
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student:" Galiya dene mein toh PH.D ki hai.
I know from having had a child, and from having been a child myself, that children will copy you. So, the best way to get them to read, is to read. The best way to get them to do anything is to do it yourself, and they will absolutely copy you. That way, you don't have to worry about what's supposedly age appropriate, a child will pick something up when the child is ready.
Beta- Papa chalo nani ke yaha chalte hai.
Papa- abhi last week to gaye the.
Beta- to kya hua fir chalte hai.
Papa- (samjhate huye) Ek Jagah Bar bar jane se respect kam ho jati hai.
Kuch Din Baad....
Papa- 4-5 Din Se School Kyo Nahi Gaye?
Beta- Aapne hi to kaha tha ki ek jagah bar bar jane se respect kam ho jati hai.