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  • Chote log Paise ki baat karte hain,
    Bade log time ki baat karte hain,
    Mahan log baat hi nai karte,
    Woh sirf sms karte hain,
    Nikamma log sirf padte hain
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS
  • jaha tum ho wha chandi ko koun puchega
    tera dar ho to jannt ki gali ko koun puchega
    kali ko hath me lekar baharo me na sharmana
    log tujh ko dekhenge kali ko kounpuchhega
    farishto ko pata dena na apni rah gujaroko
    wo kafir ho gye to bandgi ko koun puchega aur u mushkura kar kisi ko hasin mout na dena
    log mout ko tarsenge jindgi ko koun puchega.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya
    fark hai?
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    Student: Aap mast item hai ye hamari
    soch hai,
    Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka
    weham hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Awesome Lines..!!

    Acche Waqt Se Zyada...
    Acche Rishtey Ko Sambhal Kar Rakhna Chahiye...
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    Kyun Ki...
    Accha Insan Accha Waqt La
    Sakta Hai...
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    Lekin Accha Waqt Accha Insan Nahi La Sakta...!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • Ladki Aur Sms Mein Kya Similarity Hai.. ??
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    Jab Tak Uper Se Neeche Tak Pura Dekh Na Lo
    Chain Nahi Milta.
    L
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Wo Dil Hi Kia Jo Tere Milne Ki Tamana Na Kare ,
    Me Tujhey Bhool K Zinda Rahoon Khuda Na Kare,
    Rahega Payar Tera Sath Mere Zindagi Ban Kar,
    Ye Or Bat He Kay Zindagi Mere Wafa Na Kare !!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • Shisay Se V Najuk Mere Dil Ko Usne Todd Diya,
    Gairon Se Wo Apne Pyar Ka Nata Jodd Liya,
    Humein Dekh Kar Zalim Wo Ab V Muskurate Hain,
    Or Usne Mujhe Bhari Bazar Me Lutnne Chodd Diya.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • Close your eyes and think about yourself,
    Your face
    Your style
    Your nature
    Your smile
    Your looks
    Now open your eyes
    Free me HORROR movie dikhai na?
    Chalo thanks bolo
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • dil ki dhadkane sunaye kaise,
    hum apne dil ka haal bataye kaise,
    dil hai jiske liye deewana use hum apna banayein kaise.


    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • संता- यार तूने कभी सोचा है कि अस्पताल में ऑपरेशन से पहले मरीज को बेहोश क्यों किया जाता है?
    बंता- अगर बेहोश नहीं किया और मरीज ने ऑपरेशन करना सीख लिया तो डॉक्टर के धंधे की तो वाट लग जाएगी।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Wife: Bs kro g..rat k 12bje se kr rhe ho or subah k8 bj chuke h.
    Thake nai kya?Aur kitna kroge?
    Hsbnd :krne do na darling abhi to mere 200 MB or free hai Thora aur download karne dona.

    Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Manners aim to facilitate life, to get rid of impediments, and bring the man pure to energize. They aid our dealing and conversation, as a railway aids travelling, by getting rid of all avoidable obstructions of the road, and leaving nothing to be conquered but pure space.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Men Quotes , Space Quotes
  • Khush nahi par sabko khush rakhate he,

    Laparwah hai per sabki parwah karte he,

    Malum hai koi mol nahi hamara,

    Per kuch anmol apno se rishta rakhte he.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS