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  • पति: तुमने तो कहा था कि खाने में आज च्वाइस हैं पर यहाँ तो सिर्फ एक ही सब्ज़ी बनी है।
    पत्नी: च्वाइस तो है ना।
    पति: क्या?
    पत्नी: खाना है तो खाओ, नहीं खाना है तो मत खाओ।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Pyase Ko Ek Katra Pani Kafi Hai
    Ishq Me Char Pal Ki Zindagi Kafi Hai
    Dubne Ko Samandar Me Jaye Kaun
    Unki Palko Se Tapka Voh Pani Hi Kafi Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum ..
    Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum ..
    Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum ..
    Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Barbaad Jo Kare Koi Jindagi Pyaar Ke Naam Pe,
    Bewafaai Jo De Jaaye Wafa Ke Naam Pe,
    Jakhm Jo De Jaaye Dawa Ke Naam Pe,
    Khuda Bhi Ro Pade Aise Anjaam Pe.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Zindagi Mein Ek Pal Bhi Sukoon Na Paya,
    Duniya Ki Is Bhid Mein Khud Ko Tanha Na Paya,
    Tere Diye Zhakmo Ko Pyar Samjhate Rahe,
    Tere Dhoke Mein Aake Kisi Se Dil Na Lagaya.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa Shayari SMS
  • Karne Lage Safar To Kuch
    Duriyan Mili, Pairon Me Is
    Zamane Ki Majburiyan Mili,
    Kya Khoob Mili Unko Dua
    Dene Ki Saza, Jeene Ko
    Zindagi Ki Hame Baddua Mili.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • JHONY JHONY.....YES PAPA !
    JOB IN COMPANY.....YES PAPA !
    LOT OF TENSION.....YES PAPA !
    TOO MUCH WORK.....YES PAPA !
    FAMILY LIFE.....NO PAPA !
    BP SUGAR.....HIGH PAPA !
    YERLY BONUS.....JOKE PAPA !
    ANNUAL PAY.....LOW PAPA !
    PERSONAL LIFE.....LOST PAPA !
    PROMOTION INCENTIVE.....HA ! HA ! HA !
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Sardar ki maut bijli girnay se hoi,
    Per us ki laash muskuratay hoay mili,
    baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun?
    to sardar bola "mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sardar Jokes
  • I believe this thought, of the possibility of death - if calmly realised, and steadily faced would be one of the best possible tests as to our going to any scene of amusement being right or wrong. If the thought of sudden death acquires, for you, a special horror when imagined as happening in a theatre, then be very sure the theatre is harmful for you, however harmless it may be for others; and that you are incurring a deadly peril in going.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Lewis Carroll Quotes , Believe Quotes , Special Quotes
  • Live for the one,who can die 4 u
    Smile for the one,who cries for u
    Fight for the one,who protects u
    And,love the one,who loves u more than u.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS