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KARANI HE KHUDA SE 1 GUZARISH
TERI DOSTI KE SIVA KOI BANDAGI NA MILE,
HAR JANAM ME MILE YAAR TERE JAISA,
YA PHIR KABHI ZINDAGI NA MILE.

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Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

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Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Change Quotes , Loyalty Quotes

Illuminate the opposition.

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Wherever progress is to ensue, deviating natures are of greatest importance.

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He who has a mistaken idea of life, will always have a mistaken idea of death.

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Tags : Leo Tolstoy Quotes , Death Quotes , Ideas Quotes

Skepticism? Yes, but a saint is a skeptic once in twenty-four hours.

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Twenties Quotes , Saint Quotes

Interested LOVE STORY 1 LADKA
1 LADKi Aik Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The Bad Qismati Se LADKi Mar Gai Marne K Bad LADKi Ne LADKE
Se Kaha: "Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADAY K Peeche Tu Milega Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Peeche Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikla Ek Tu Hi Na Tha Mere JANAZE K
Peechy ". LADKA BOLA: "Ek WADA Tha Mera Har
WADAY K Peeche, Me Milunga Tujhe Har Gali Har
Darwaze K Peeche, Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha, Ek Or JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Peeche..

* Ramesh *

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I can't stop myself from reaching for the bottle that's under my seat. I've gone all night without a sip, but it's not about being addicted. It's about being told what to do my whole life and doing it and then losing everything anyway.

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Tags : A.S. King Quotes , Night Quotes , Losing Everything Quotes

Barbad Kar Gaye Wo Zindagi
Pyar K Naam Se, Bewafai Mili
Sirf Wafa K Naam Se, Zakhm
Hi Zakham Diye Us Ne Dawa
K Naam Se, Asman Bhi Ro Pada
Meri Mahobat K Anjam Se.
Urs ... Ayaan

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There was a moment when I changed from an amateur to a professional. I assumed the burden of a profession, which is to write even when you don't want to, don't much like what you're writing, and aren't writing particularly well

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Tags : Agatha Christie Quotes , Work Quotes , Writing Quotes

And so while dreams are the individual man's play with reality, the sculptor's art is (in a broader sense) the play with dreams.

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Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Dream Quotes , Art Quotes

(""") (""")
) (_/\_) ISH
(____/\____) YOU
(""")___(""")
) APPY
(___)"""(___)

"NEW YEAR" "2013

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GIRL: I Have A Question For You.
BOY: Alright, Ask Me.
GIRL: What Do You See When You Look In My Eyes?
BOY: You Honestly Wanna Know?
GIRL: Yeah !!
BOY: My Future..?

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Naturally one would rather be a broad artist with power to evoke beauty from every phase of experience--but when one unmistakably isn't such an artist, there's no sense in bluffing and faking and pretending that one is.

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Tags : H. P. Lovecraft Quotes , Artist Quotes , Phases Quotes

If I make the lashes dark And the eyes more bright And the lips more scarlet, Or ask if all be right From mirror after mirror, No vanity's displayed: I'm looking for the face I had Before the world was made.

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Tags : William Butler Yeats Quotes , Eye Quotes , Dark Quotes

ATTITOAE ROCKS Mom uth jao nahlo... Dakho suraj nikal...aaya hai..son.o Beautiful lady .JUST relaxxx wo . Sota bhi to mere se pahale hai naaaa

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Mother To Son: Tipu Sultan
Kaun Hai..?
Son: Pata Nahi..
Mother: Padhai Pe Dhyan Do..
Son To Mother: Chinky Aunty
Kaun Hai..?
Mother: Nahi Pata..
Son: Papa Pe Dhyan Do..!

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Cutting our education budget, that's not a smart choice. That will not help America compete with China.

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Smart Quotes , Cutting Quotes

22 साल की लडकी ने पहली बार में ही UPSC निकाल दी और यहाँ हमसे बिना झुकाये एक बार में बजाज का स्कूटर भी स्टार्ट नहीं होता है

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Woh roj humse milte hain khayalon ke aashiyaano mein
Woh roj humse bichhadte hain zindagi ki rahon mein
Hum khwab to dekhte hain har ek pal mohabbat ke
par tooot ke bikharte hain bus nafrat ki baahon mein.

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