टीचर: जर तुझा बेस्ट फ्रेंड आणि तुझी गर्लफ्रेंड
एका बोटीत आहेत आणि ती बोट जर बुडत आहे
तर तू कोणाला वाचवशील ??
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हुशार मुलगा : एकालाही नाही , बुडूदे दोघांना
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टीचर : का रे ???
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हुशार मुलगा : ते दोघे सोबत त्या एका बोटीत
करत काय होते ???
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O - Off the lights
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I - Ignore worries
G - Get up early
H - Have a nice day
T - Thank God always
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