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Dunya me bhut gum milenge,
Sacche dost bahut kam milenge,
Jb chor denge sab sath tumhara,
Usi mod pe khade hum milenge.

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It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency." —George W. Bush, June 14, 2001, speaking to Swedish Prime Minister Goran Perrson, unaware that a live television camera was still rolling.

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Running Quotes , June Quotes

There is scarcely anything more important in the government of men than the exact - I will ever say pedantic - observance of the regular forms by which the guilt or innocence of accused persons is determined.

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Tags : Winston Churchill Quotes , Men Quotes , Guilt Quotes

Nahi Milta Gham Mohabbat Mein,
Toh Afsaane Kahan Jaate,

Har Taraf Hoti Khusi Toh,
Yeh Veerane Kahan Jaate,

Yeh To Achha Huva Ke Tum,
Gair Nikale,

Sab Agara Apne Hote,
Toh Begaane Kahan Log Jaate…

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Extraordinary observations require extraordinary evidence to make them believable.

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Tags : Carl Sagan Quotes , Observation Quotes , Evidence Quotes

Favorite lines of shakespeare:
"I always feel happy"
U knw why?
Because i dont expect anything frm anyone!!
Expectations always hurt a lot..

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CERBERUS, n. The watch-dog of Hades, whose duty it was to guard the entrance - against whom or what does not clearly appear; everybody, sooner or later, had to go there, and nobody wanted to carry off the entrance.

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The path of America's development is never a straight line. Sometimes we move in ways that are forwards; sometime that seem back.

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Moving Quotes , America Quotes

mitta diya mujhe,bhula diya mujhe,karke kisi or se pyar tadpna sikha diya mujhe,kyun kiya itna dur khudse,dard me jina sikha diya mujhe.

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Gadha jo na pasand kare wo ghas ho tum.
Idiot,ullu, bakwas ho tum.
Kuchh bhi kaho par banda to bare jhakas ho tum...

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Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange voyage can measure the tides and hurricanes he will encounter. The statesman who yields to war fever must realize that once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events.

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Tags : Winston Churchill Quotes , Peace Quotes , Military Quotes

No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent.

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Every woman will tell the curious that with the disappearance of the spinning wheel vanished India's happiness and prosperity.

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , India Quotes , Spinning Quotes

Suraj ki pahli kiran Me Saato Rang ho,
Bago Me phulo ki Khushubu Sang ho,
ap jb b khole Apni palke,
apke chehre pe "HOLI" ka Rang ho. :-)

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आँखों में बसने वाले प्यारा सा इशारा हो,

अँधेरी रात में चमकता सितारा हो,

चुभ नहीं सकती उदासी कभी उसको,

जिसका कोई दोस्ती इतना प्यारा हो..

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Tere intejar mai ye najre jhuki hai....
Tera didar karne ki chah jagi hai....
Na jaanu tera naam, na tera pata....
Na jane kyun is pagal dil mein.....
Ek anjaani si becheni jagi hai......

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Love is your master, for he masters you; And he that is so yoked by a fool Methinks should not be chronicled for wise.

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Love Quotes , Wise Quotes

3 idiot aur bhi jyada hit ho sakti thi,
...
agar
.....
Karina bhi kahti,
"Jahapanah tusi great ho TOHFA kabul karo."

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Reality is created by the mind, we can change our reality by changing our mind.

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Perhaps, in retrospect, there would be little motivation even for malevolent extraterrestrials to attack the Earth; perhaps, after a preliminary survey, they might decide it is more expedient just to be patient for a little while and wait for us to self-destruct.

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Tags : Carl Sagan Quotes , Motivation Quotes , Self Quotes