Peter was dull; he was at first Dull; - Oh, so dull - so very dull! Whether he talked, wrote, or rehearsed - Still with his dulness was he cursed - Dull -beyond all conception - dull.
Santa ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye :- Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye GREECE trykaren..?
Santa: - Kyon..?
Sarso ke tel me kya kharabi hai..?
Jisko samjha woh thoko LIKE.
K.k
Presumptuous Man! the reason wouldst thou find,Why form'd so weak, so little, and so blind?First, if thou canst, the harder reason guess,Why form'd no weaker, blinder, and no less!Ask of thy mother earth, why oaks are madeTaller or stronger than the weeds they shade?Or ask of yonder argent fields above,Why Jove's Satellites are less than Jove?
Dil Ki Likhi Baat Dil Ko Chhu Jati Hai,
Ye Aksar Ankahi Baat Keh Jati Hai,
Kuchh Log Dosti Ke Mayne Badal Dete Hain,
Aur Kuchh Logon Ki Dosti Se Duniya Badal Jati Hai!
Girl: Papa 1 Larka bar bar ‘I Love U’ bolta ha, kiya karun? . . . . .
Father: Beta us se shadi kr le, Zindagi mein agr dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena.
I pray for humility because that comes from inside out. And what humility does for one, is it reminds us that there are people before me. I have already been paid for. And what I need to do is prepare myself so that I can pay for someone else who has yet to come, but who may be here and needs me.
♥♥ Tere Chehre Mai Mera Noor Hoga ♥
♥♥ Fir Tu Na Kabhi Muzse Dur Hoga ♥
♥♥ Soch Kya Khusi MiLegi Jaan Us Pal ♥
♥♥ Jis Pal Teri Maang Mai Mere naam ka Sindoor Hoga♥♥♥♥
Hamne jise dil o jaan se chaha,
Us bewafa ne kisi aur ko chaha,
Pata nahi hum aashiq kyon unke liye fariyaad karte hai…
Janki pyar ke bahane to wo hame barbad karte hai…
Ek Kasak Dil Ki Dil Me Dabi
Rah Gayi, Jindgi Me Bas Unki
Kami Rah Gayi, Itni Muddat
Ke Baad Bhi Wo Mujhe Mil Na
Saki, Shayad Meri Mohabbat
Me Hi Kuch Kami Rah Gayi.
Beta: mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale
naaraz hote hain kya......??
.
Maa: Tu yakenan kisi chudail ke chakkar main hoga
or ye sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga,
Ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko phansaane me he lagi
rehti hain
Jahan Acha Ladka dekha shuru
ho gai, Beta in se bach ke rehna ye bahot makkar or
KAMEENI hoti hain or inka to khandan bhi
.
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Beta: aisa kuch nahi hai, Wo to Daddy bata rahe the
ke Aap Dono ne Love Marriage ki thi.. :D
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In the evolution of knowledge-mistaken and unnecessary beliefs are forced out and supplanted by truer and more necessary knowledge. So too in the evolution of feelings, which takes place by means of art. Lower feelings-less kind and less needed for the good of humanity-are forced out and replaced by kinder feelings which better serve us individually and collectively. This is the purpose of art.