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  • Beta: mummy kya love marriage
    karne se ghar wale naraz hote
    hai?
    Maa:Tu yakenan kisi chudail ke
    chakar main hoga or ye sub tujhe
    usi daayan ne kaha hoga.
    Ladkiya to bus ladkon ko
    phansaane main he lagi rehti hai.
    Jahan Acha Ladka dekha shuru
    hogaien.Beta in se bach k rehna.
    Ye bohat makkar or KAMEENI
    hoti hain. Inka to khandan bhi...
    Beta: aisa kuch nahi hai,
    woh to Daddy bata rahey thay k
    Aap Dono ki Love Marriage
    thi
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Mere Armano Ko Bas Itni Hawa De Do
    Maangte Hain Saath Tumhara Zara Apna Sahara De Do..
    Mere Haatho Me Zara Apna Haath De Do
    Jo De Sukoon Dil Ko Apna Wo Saath De Do..
    Kabi Saath Na Chhute Wo Kinaara De Do
    Mere Naam Ke Saath Simta Hua Sa Ek Apna Naam De Do..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • इतना भी गुमान न कर आपनी जीत पर ऐ बेखबर,
    शहर में तेरे जीत से ज्यादा चर्चे तो मेरी हार के हैं..!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Status SMS
  • Ek auto rickshaw me couple kiss
    kar rhe the...........
    Driver unhe dekh raha tha
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    Aage jaake accident hua
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    Toh...
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    Driver sar pakad kar baitha aur
    bola:-
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    saala ab samjhaa Titanic kyu dooba tha :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • I may have had many projects, but I never was free to carry out any of them. It did me little good to be holding the helm; no matter how strong my hands, the sudden and numerous waves were stronger still, and I was wise enough to yield to them rather than resist them obstinately and make the ship founder. Thus I never was truly my own master but was always ruled by circumstances.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Napoleon Bonaparte Quotes , Wise Quotes , Strong Quotes
  • Human beings are more alike than unalike. Whether in Paris, Texas, or Paris, France, we all want to have good jobs where we are needed and respected and paid just a little more than we deserve. We want healthy children, safe streets, to be loved and have the unmitigated gall to accept love. If we are religious, we want a place to perpetuate God. If not, we want a good lecture every once in a while. And everyone wants someplace to party on Saturday nights.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Maya Angelou Quotes , Religious Quotes , Jobs Quotes
  • Aankhon Me Tere Doob Jane
    Ko Dil Chahta Hai, ishq Me
    Tere Barabad Ho Jane Ko Dil
    Chahta Hai, koi Sambhale
    Mujhe Bahek Rahe Hain Mere
    Kadam Wafa Me Tere Mar Jane
    Ko Dil Chahta Hai...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • एक जाट हरयाणा से दिल्ली पहुंचा..

    वहाँ की मिनी स्कर्ट पहनी स्लिम गर्ल देखकर अपने दोस्त से पूछता है..

    यह क्या है?

    दोस्त : यह लड़कियाँ है

    जाट : फिर इसका मतलब आज तक तो मैंने घाघरा उठाकर भैंसे ही चोदी है
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ladka:janeman is dil me chali jao
    ladki:chappl nikalu kya?
    Ladka: Pagali ye mandir nahi he , Aise hi aajao.......
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Only two persons are happy in this
    world First is Mad and Second is
    Child Be a Mad to Achieve what you
    desire And Be a Child to Enjoy What
    you Have...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • ये मौसम भी कितना प्यारा है ,हवाएं भी करती कुछ दिलकश इशारा है

    क्यों न मचले अरमान हमारे , वर्षा की बूंदों से मन में हर्षो उलाश छाया है

    बेक़रार है धड़कन , तुमसे मिलन के ख्याल से मन पुलकित हो आता है

    जरा सम्हलो इनके जज्बातों को ,किसी चाहने वाले ने दिल से पुकारा है
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • I try to believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Count them, Alice. One, there are drinks that make you shrink. Two, there are foods that make you grow. Three, animals can talk. Four, cats can disappear. Five, there is a place called Underland. Six, I can slay the Jabberwocky.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Lewis Carroll Quotes , Believe Quotes , Cat Quotes