Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

,,¤*”GOOOD”*¤,
,”*¤,Morning,¤*”

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!,,,!”””!,,!Ave
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/__/\____/Ice Day

Asalamo Alekum

10 years ago

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Tags : Good Morning SMS

Hum Gilla Nahin Karte.
Jo Na Ho Kismat Mein Vo Mila Nahin Karte.
Zakhm Kuch Iss Tarah Khaaye Hai Dil Pe Humne.
Yeh Itne Gehre Hai Ke Kabhi Silla Nahin Karte.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Romantic SMS

Hello eu recieve ma simple gift of good night wraped with love and tiered with 1000 mosquito bites and song lyrics

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Saying SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Ae dost jab bhi tu Udas hoga mera khayal tere aas paas hoga
dil ki gaharaion se jab bhi karoge yaad
tumhe hamare kareeb hone ka ehsaas hoga....
Muskurahat ka koi mol nahi Hota,
rishto ka koi tol nahi Hota,
Dost to mil jate Hai Har raste par,
lekin Har koi aapsa ANMOL nahi Hota!

10 years ago

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Tags : Friendship Shayari SMS

Pappu Ka Padosi Mar Gaya:"Wo Uske

Ghar Gaya Or Pucha:"Body Aa Gayi

Kya.. ??

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa

Gayi..

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Pappu:"Lo Batao,

Kitni Lambi Umar Hai..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Give unto me, made lowly wise, The spirit of self-sacrifice; The confidence of reason give, And in the light of truth thy bondman let me live!

5 years ago

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Tags : William Wordsworth Quotes , Wise Quotes , Sacrifice Quotes

Zindagi mein koyi kabhi aaye na rabba, Aaye jo koyi toh phir jaaye na rabba, Dene ho gar mujhe baad mein aansoon, Toh pehele koyi hasaaye na rabba, ,, Jaate jaate koyi meri khushiyon ko le gaya, Sooni sooni akhiyon ko gham, koyi de gaya, Aas jo lagaayi hai, aankh bhar aayi hai, Itna bhi koyi, sataaye na rabba, ,, Dil lene waale pe zor nahin chalta, Pyaar ka ye sikka, kahin aur nahin chalta, Yaad teri aayi hai, tu harjaai hai, Itna bhi koyi tadpaaye na rabba, ,,

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

Only the unprepared are overcome by pressure

5 years ago

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Tags : Lou Holtz Quotes , Pressure Quotes , Overcoming Quotes

Aap Sab Ko Yaad Karte Ho..
Bas Bhool Jaate Ho Ek Hami Ko..
Kisi Ne Sach Hi Kaha Hai..
Jinke Paas Laakho Sitaare Ho..
Wo Kya Mehsoos Karenge Ek Taare Ki Kami Ko..!

10 years ago

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But perhaps when you were too obedient, and did not do openly what others did, and were quiet in church and hard-working at school, then some unknown rebellion brewed in you, doing harm to you, though how I do not understand.

6 years ago

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Tags : Alan Paton Quotes , Hard Work Quotes , School Quotes

koi mila hame chand ki chandni bankar...koi mila hame pariyaon ki kahani bankar...par jis kisi ko bhi basaya palko pe.,wo aankho se nikal gaye pani bankar..?

10 years ago

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Tags : Bewafa SMS

Later he had seen the things that he could never think of and later still he had seen much worse.

5 years ago

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Tags : Ernest Hemingway Quotes , Thinking Quotes

The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage. One tells them from vinegar by the label.

6 years ago

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Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Wine Quotes , Labels Quotes

एक लड़की की शादी से दो दिन पहले उसकी उसकी सहेली बोली-शादी की सारी तैयारियां कर ली क्या?
लड़की-हाँ कर ली, बस सिम तोड़कर फेंकना बाकी हैं

10 years ago

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Santa was smoking front of his father.
Mom-Oye Papa ke samne smoking rha hai.
Santa-BAAP hi to hai, sala konsa patrol pump hai jo Aag pakad lega.

10 years ago

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The Golden Age is the most implausible of all dreams. But for it men have given up their life and strength; for the sake of it prophets have died and been slain; without it the people will not live and cannot die.

5 years ago

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Tags : Fyodor Dostoevsky Quotes , Dream Quotes , Men Quotes

Where there is love, there is revolution, because love is transformation from moment to moment.

5 years ago

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Tags : Jiddu Krishnamurti Quotes , Love Quotes , Revolution Quotes

SUHAGRAT Ko Santa DULHAN se:-Tum Itni SUNDAR ho,

Mai Tumhe Kya Kahu

Bahar Khada uska BAAP Bola:- BETA

Ek baar"MAA" kah de Baaki Mai Dekh Lunga.

10 years ago

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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko ye “DIWALI 2015”
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

10 years ago

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Tags : Diwali SMS

I am afeard there are few die well that die in battle, for how can they charitably dispose of anything when blood is their argument?

5 years ago

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Blood Quotes , Battle Quotes