Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.

6 years ago

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Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Education Quotes , Running Quotes

Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax and gave him 7 crores.

Sardar: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. back

10 years ago

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Tags : Sardar Jokes

samandar ko bhi kinaro se pyaar hota.. Hai..!
Malum hai lehro pa nhi sakta kinaro ko..!
Phir bhi ye baar baar milane ko bekraar hota hai.....!

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

Dil ki gahrai se duva du aapko. Jiye aap jab tak log pyaar kare aapko. Chand~ Sitaro se bhi lambi zindgi de rab aapko. Hum rahe na rahe, Khuda Salamat rakhe meri yogesh ko. ***I***Miss***You***

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.

5 years ago

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Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Rights Quotes

A battle that you win cancels any other bad action of yours. In the same way, by losing one, all the good things worked by you before become vain.

5 years ago

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Tags : Niccolo Machiavelli Quotes , Art Quotes , War Quotes

Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?"
Santa-"Chidiya Bankar."
Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!"
Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!"

santa ke liye like to banta hai na

10 years ago

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Israel must never be expected to jeopardize her security: if she was ever foolish enough to do so, and then suffered for it, the backlash against both honest brokers and Palestinians would be immense - 'land for peace' must also bring peace.

5 years ago

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Tags : Margaret Thatcher Quotes , Israel Quotes , Land Quotes

I'm not interested in the difference between good and bad, I'm interested in the differences between good and great.

5 years ago

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Tags : Aaron Sorkin Quotes , Differences Quotes , Good And Bad Quotes

I like the simplicity of this line:
friends r like blood, though they r not besides us,
always they comes out when we are wounded.

10 years ago

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Tags : Friendship SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Germany will never break the peace of its own accord.

5 years ago

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Tags : Adolf Hitler Quotes , Germany Quotes , Break Quotes

Help a man against his will and you do the same as murder him.

5 years ago

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Tags : Horace Quotes , Men Quotes , Charity Quotes

Aaj Mujhe Ek ladki kehti hai..
Mujhe facebook pe ID bana
do..
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Maine kaha:" Tujhe ID Chalani
Aati bhi hai kya.. ??
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Woh boli:" Chala aap lena..
main picche
baith jaungi.

10 years ago

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Tags : Funny Jokes

QUORUM, n. A sufficient number of members of a deliberative body to have their own way and their own way of having it. In the U.S. Senate a quorum consists of the chairman of the Committee on Finance and a messenger from the White House.

5 years ago

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Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , White Quotes , Numbers Quotes

Meri Zindgi Ka Koi Shara
Nahi Hai, iss Jahan Me Koi
Hmara Nahi Hai, Chuaa Jab
Unke Daman Ko, To Wo Hanskar
Bole, Ki Ae Dost, Ye Daman
Bi Ab Tumhara Nahi Hai..!

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

Every individual man has a bias which he must obey, and...it is only as he feels and obeys this that he rightly develops and attains his legitimate power in the world. It is his magnetic needle, which points always in one direction to his proper path.... He is never happy nor strong until he finds it, keeps it.

5 years ago

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Strong Quotes , Men Quotes

Peace is the one condition of survival in this nuclear age.

5 years ago

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Tags : Adlai E. Stevenson Quotes , Peace Quotes , Survival Quotes

He is haunted by a demon, a demon against which he feels powerless, because in its first manifestation it has no face, no name, nothing; and the words, the poem he makes, are a kind of exorcism of this demon.

5 years ago

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Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Names Quotes , Faces Quotes

Log kehte hain ki ishq itna mat karo,
ki hussan sar pe sawar ho jaaye…..!
hum kehte hai ki ishq itna karo,
ki patthar Dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye..!

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Romantic SMS

He wants to enslave you.' 'I shudder at the thought of being free.

5 years ago

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Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Being Free Quotes