2 Dost salo baad mile.
Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gai hai.
Santa: Kaisi hai teri biwi.
banta: Swarg ki apsra hai,
Aur teri
Santa: Meri to abhi jinda hai!!
Log aksar dua karte hai k "Khuda" pyaar
karne walo ko juda na karway.
Par hum to hamesha kahenge k " jo na ho
kismat me " khuda us se kabi pyaar na karway...$
Waqt Guzarta Raha Par Sanse
Thami Si Thi,
Muskura Rahe The Hum,
Par aankho Mein Nami Si Thi,
Saath Hamare Ye Jahan Tha
Sara, Par Na Jaane Kyu Tumhari
Kami Si Thi
Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Aata Hai,
Ye Diwali Ka Tayohar Q Aata Hai,
Sochta Hoon Kuch Bomb Patake Kharid Lun,
Lekin Sala Is Jamane Me Toh,
Mehngayi Ka Khayal Aata Hai. :-(
There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.
Pucha mujh se chand sitaro ne
Tujhe bhula diya tere jigri yaaro ne
Maine muskurate hue kaha
Bhul to nahi sakte kamine
Bas lage honge kisi ko patane mein.
Kyn Tu Mery Hr Gham Hr Khushi Sy
Anjaan Hai
Yeh Zindegi Bhi Toh Bas Char Din Ki
MehmanHai
Lag Raha Hai Mjhy Abb Kuch Aisa
Tere Liye
Tu Hi Meri Mohabbat Aur Tu Hi Meri
Jaan Hai..
Ashk aankhon mein meri dekh ke rotekyon ho
dil bhar aataa hai tou phir dil ko dukhaate kyon ho
In se vaabastaa hai jab mera muqaddar phir tum
mere shaanon se ye zulf hatate kyon ho
`
Log har manzil ko mushkil samajhte hai,
Ham har mushkil ko manzil samajhte hai.
Bada fark hai log aur hamare nazarie me,
Log dil ko dard aur ham dard ko dil samajhte hai..
When lovely woman stoops to folly and Paces about her room again, alone, She smooths her hair with automatic hand, And puts a record on the gramophone.