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  • Sir: Bachcho Duniya Me Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hain Girl: Masterji Nikaal Ke Dikhaiye. Sir: Baith Ja Pagli, Teri Baat Ke Bhi Do Matlab Nikalte Hain.:) ;)
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • NEW ADD 4"FAIR&LOVELY"

    Maa:nalayak kaha thi itni raat tak?

    Beti:Byfrnd k sath

    Maa:kr aayi na mu kala?

    Beti:to kya hua Fair n Lovely h na.
    • 10 years ago



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  • भिखारी (पिंकी से) : मैडम एक रुपए दे दो। पिंकी : शर्म नहीं आती, इतने स्मार्ट, खूबसूरत, हैंडसम जवान लड़के हो और भीख मांगते हो? भिखारी (खुश होकर) : ठीक है तो फिर एक झप्पी ही दे दो।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Dosti karo hamesha muskura k,
    kisi ko dhoka na do apna bana k,
    kar lo yad jab tak hum zinda hai,
    fir n kehna chale gaye dil me yaaden basa ke. . .!!!
    Gd mng guys hv a sweet day.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Aajkal Ladkiyo k college bag me
    copy kitaab ki jaga kya kya
    samaan milega??
    EK kanghi
    Ek perfume ki chhoti sisi..
    Ek facial cream.
    Ek eyebrow set karne wali kanghi
    Lakme moisturizer..
    3-4 rumaal...
    Lakme compact
    Lakme kajal
    Ek chhota sa sisa..
    Balo mai lagane wale 3-4 pin..
    Class mai b makeup karti hai aur
    Fir bolti hai boys hame ghurte
    kyun rehte hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Preeto: I Am Pregnant.
    Santa: Par Main To England Me Tha
    Preeto: Aapki Photo Thi Na
    Santa: Ullu Mat Bana Kamini,
    Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Prayer and encouraging words change things. We're all human. We all go through stuff. The hardest part about being a celebrity is having to heal on a public stage. That's the worst. Imagine going through a scandal, or a divorce, or a death in the family, and running into fans on the street. Because of where my heart is, my instinct is to put my sadness aside, and give them a smile or a hug, no matter how bad I'm feeling. And the appreciation of fans can refuel your spiritual tank in those situations. But until you're famous, people don't realize how difficult that is.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Al B. Sure! Quotes , Running Quotes , Spiritual Quotes
  • Aashiq hai tere sadiyo se hum.
    itni mohabbat kisne ki hai sanam.
    hadd se ziyada chaaha hai tumko humne.
    maange tu jaan bhi toh piche hatege na kabhi mere kadam.!!!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • AIRPORT PAR EK LADKA
    SIGRET PEE
    RAHA THA, PAAS KHADI EK
    LADKI NE USSE PUCHA
    TUM DIN KI KITNI SIGRET PEETE
    HO,
    LADKA-50 60
    LADKI-AGR TUMNE IN SIGRET KE
    PAISE
    BACHAYE HOTE TO SAMNE
    KHDI (BMW)
    TUMHARI HOTI,
    LADKA-KYA
    YE (BMW) TUMHARI HE,
    LADKI- NHI
    LADKA- MASHWRA DENE KE LIYE
    SHUKRIYA,
    AB JAAIYE OR CHUP CHAP
    BETHIYE WO
    (BMW) MERI HI HE,
    MORL TRUE-
    KABHI KABHI JAYADA SMART BANNE
    SE BHI INSELT
    HO JAATI
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes