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8 Common lines after getting drunk..

1. tu mera bhai hai..

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2. Gaadi main chalauga..

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3. Mai teri Dil se izzat kartha hu!

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4. Aaj chad nahi rhi hai yaar!

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5. Ye mat samajh ki mai pee kar bol raha hu! :p

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6. 1 Chota sa peg aur ho jaye!

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7. Tu bol bhaI kya chahiye, tere liye jaan Hazir hai!
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The best one
8. Kal se daru Band...:p >:O :D

10 years ago

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Na ZUBAAN se,
Na MANN se,
Na PYAR se,
Na GIFT se,
Na POST se,
Or na EMAIL se,
Direct
+""+.+""+
+ DiLsE +
"+ .+"
"+" Happy Birthday

10 years ago

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He decided to give up his large ambition of knowledge and action for any narrow craft or profession, aiming at a much more comprehensive calling, the art of living.

5 years ago

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Art Quotes , Giving Up Quotes

Na Chao Kisi Ko Itna..
Ke Chahat Tumhari Mujbori
Banjaye.. Chaho Kisi Ko
Itna Ke Tumhara Pyar Uske
Liye Zaroori Ban Jaye...

10 years ago

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Dil To Diya Hai Ab Chita
Bhi Jala Dena Kafan Na Mile
To Duppata Odha Dena Koi
Puche Rog Kya Tha To
Nazar Jhukakar "Muhabbattt"
Bata Dena.

10 years ago

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Dar-O-Deewar Pe Shaqlein Sii Banaane Aayi !
Phir Yeh Baarish Meri Tanhaai Churaane Aayi

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Never knew before what eternity was made for. It is to give some of us a chance to learn German.

6 years ago

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Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , German Language Quotes , Giving Quotes

Let nothing disturb thee, Nothing affright thee; All things are passing; God never changeth; Patient endurance Attaineth to all things; Who God possesseth In nothing is wanting; Alone God sufficeth.

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Tags : Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Quotes , Patience Quotes , Endurance Quotes

I do not see how a barbarous community and a civilized community can constitute a state. I think we must get rid of slavery or we must get rid of freedom.

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When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers.

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A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don’t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don’t U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her”

10 years ago

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I don't think you can tell the objective truth about a person. That's why people write novels.

6 years ago

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Tags : A. N. Wilson Quotes , Writing Quotes , Thinking Quotes

All gods are better than their reputation.

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We took up our positions, in obedience to instructions.

5 years ago

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There was a star danced, and under that was I born.

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Love Quotes , Birthday Quotes

Mere hatho ki lakeero me tu nahi,
Mere sapno ki haqqito me tu nahi,
hota agar sath tu mere kahi bhi,
To phr kyu
Mere har khamosh pal me tu nahi...

10 years ago

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3 Sentences for getting SUCCESS
1) Know more then others
2) Work more then others
3) Expect less then others....!
GOOD MORNING.

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We can't impose freedom, but we can eliminate roadblocks to freedom, and to allow free societies to develop.

5 years ago

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Freedom Quotes , Free Society Quotes

Self-command is the main elegance.

5 years ago

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Character Quotes , Self Quotes

Meri Tanhai ka mujhe gila nahi,
kya hua jab koi mujhe mila nahi.
phir bhi dua karenge aapke vaaste,
aap ko wo sab mile, jo mujhe mila nahi

10 years ago

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