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टीटी ने पप्पू को प्लेटफॉर्म पे पकड़ लिया,
टीटी – टिकट दिखा,
पप्पू – अरे मैं ट्रेन में आया ही नहीं,
टीटी- क्या सबूत है?
पप्पू – अबे सबूत यही है कि
मेरे पास टिकट नहीं है!!.

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Yaado me apki khone ko dil karta hai,
Judaai me apki rone ko dil karta hai,
Ap hame pyar karo na karo ae sanam,
Tera aashiq tujhe hamesha se pyar karta hai.

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The shame of fools conceals their open wounds. [Lat., Stultorum incurata malus pudor ulcera celat.]

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Tags : Horace Quotes , Fool Quotes , Shame Quotes

Naraz Hoke Zindagi Se Nata
Nahi Todte, Mushkil Ho Raah
Fir Bhi Manzil Nahi Chodte,
Tanha Na Samazna Khud Ko
Kabhi Bhi, Hum Unme Se Hain
Jo Kabhi Sath Nahi Chodte.

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First in India

Q. 1. Name of the first Atomic Submarine of India?

Ans : I.N.S Chakra

By : Meena Mishra

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You needn't tell me that a man who doesn't love oysters and asparagus and good wines has got a soul, or a stomach either. He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.

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Tags : Hector Hugh Munro Quotes , Food Quotes , Wine Quotes

In Russia there is no philosophy, but philosophize everything, even the small fry.

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Never allow weakness to overtake your mind. Remember Mahavira, remember the Divine Mother! And you will see that all weakness, all cowardice will vanish at once.

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Tags : Swami Vivekananda Quotes , Mother Quotes , Mind Quotes

Kaash...wo pal sang bitaye nahote... Jinko yaad karke aaj ye aansu aaye na hote... Khuda ko agar uhi dur karna tha... To itni gahraai se milaye na hote..♥

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Saath Chalne Ko Chale Thay SabhiDost
Lekin
Meri Manzil Tak Ka Saathi Sirf Mera Saaya Nikla.

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Kamukan: ho ! angane nammude karyam njan pathukke veettil avatharippichu
kamuki:ennitt avarokke enth paranju......?
Kamukan:athinn pathukke paranjathukaond avararum kettilla. Bhagyam alle!

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"Why, I don't exactly know about perjury, my dear sir," replied the little gentleman. "Harsh word, my dear sir, very harsh word indeed. It's a legal fiction, my dear sir, nothing more."

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Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humorous Quotes

Be conscious of God and speak always the truth.

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The greatest wealth is to live content with little.

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Tags : Plato Quotes , Being Happy Quotes , Plato Quotes

Safar Mohabbat Ka Dushwar Kitna Hai,
Magar Dekhna Hai Ki Wo Wafadar Kitna Hai,
Yahi Soch Ke Use Kabhi Manga Nahi Maine,
Use Prakhna Hai Ki Wo Mera Talbgaar Kitna Hai.

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The great advantages of simulation and dissimulation are three. First to lay asleep opposition and to surprise. For where a man's intentions are published, it is an alarum to call up all that are against them. The second is to reserve a man's self a fair retreat: for if a man engage himself, by a manifest declaration, he must go through, or take a fall. The third is, the better to discover the mind of another. For to him that opens himself, men will hardly show themselves adverse; but will fair let him go on, and turn their freedom of speech to freedom of thought.

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Tags : Francis Bacon Quotes , Fall Quotes , Men Quotes

There is no absolute point of view from which real and ideal can be finally separated and labelled.

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Twitter is my bar. I sit at the counter and listen to the conversations, starting others, feeling the atmosphere.

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For Brutus, as you know, was Caesar's angel: Judge, O you gods, how dearly Caesar loved him! This was the most unkindest cut of all

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Angel Quotes , Cutting Quotes

Tum bahut khubsurat ho,
usase bhi khubsurat andaz tumhara,
log kahte hai chand ka tukda ho tum,
ham kahte hai chand tukda hai tumhara.

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