1 Nursery class ka baccha bola: Maam main aap
ko kaisa lagta hoon???
Maam: “So Sweet”
Baccha apni side k ladke se bola: Dekha maine kaha
tha na line marti hai…
My idea of government support was, you supply me with hospitals, schools and the environment to do well and that will do me fine. But do not poke your nose in my business.
Sochti Hu Agar Dil Mai Kisi
Ka Dukhaungi.. To Mai Bhi
Ek Din Isi Aag Me Jal Jaungi..
Magar Meri Zndgi Me Kar Diya
Usne Andhera.. Toot Ta Nahi
Kaanch Bhi Itni Jaldi.. Jitni
Jaldi Usne Tod Diya Vishwas Mera..!
Kuch Rishte Anjane Me Hi
Ho Jaate Hain, Pehle Dil
Fir Zindagi Se Jur Jaate
Hain, Kehte Hain Us Dour
Ko Pyaar, Jisme Log Zindagi
Se Bhi Pyaare Ho Jaate Hain.
Bacha :- dad aapko pata chale ki me
1st
division me paas hua to aap ko kaixa
lage
ga??.
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Dad :- mai to khushi se pagal ho
jaunga..
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Bacha :- Basss,isi darr se me fail
hogya
App ki nazroan say oojhal ho jayen gay hum,
dur fizaun mei kahin kho jayen gy hum,
meri yadoon say lipat kar reh gaye app,
kaffan orrah kay jab soa jayenege hammm
Ek pyari si kali thi jo phool ban gayi,
Ek nanhi si muskan thi jo hasi ban gayi,
Ye choti choti si mulakat ab toh pyar
ban gayi,
Aur aapka har pal saath toh jaise bahar
ban gayi!!