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  • सेठ जी की दुकान पे एक आदमी:older_woman:

    "सेठजी प्यासा हूँ, पानी :ocean:पिला देंगे?"

    सेठ: अभी कोई आदमी नहीं हैं!

    आदमी: थोड़ी देर के लिये आप ही आदमी बन जाइये!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • आज का सुविचार :-
    होली पर जो सूखी होली खेलने
    की और पानी बचाने की सलाह
    देते थे उनसे अनुरोध
    अपने कूलर में पानी नहीं डाले
    सूखे कूलर चलाए
    पानी बचाएँ ।
    जल ही जीवन है ।।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Question

    Aj jo hum aap sy puchein gy btana hoga..
    select a code..
    290
    565
    999
    428
    317
    922
    125
    Soch k code choose karna
    Reply must.

    Answer

    =290 Kisi shadi mein kabhi koi pasand aya pehli nazar mein?
    =565 Aapki life mein koi aisa shakhs aya jise ap kabhi nahi bhool sakty?
    =999 Kitni had tak romantic ho?
    =428 Meri kis baat sy impress ho?
    =317 Shadi kahan karna chahty ho?
    =922 Aapki kabhi kisi ne aisy be-ezati ki k aap rony lagy hon naam uska?
    =125 Kisi ne purpose kia or apne maana kia?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Question And Answer SMS
  • कभी सपनो में मुलाकाते होती थी जिनसे...
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    आज वही कमीनी राखी बांधने पे अड़ी है
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Pal Pal Sunhare Phool Khile,Kabhi Na Ho Kaanto Ka Samana,Jindagi Aapki KhushiyoSe Bhari Rahe, DipawaliPar Humaari Yahi Shubhkaamna.
    DjSandeepRaj
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Diwali SMS
  • Question

    Chooze any 1 num
    then i will tell u k apko sb sy zyada pyar kis rishty ki taraf sy mily ga?
    1,
    2,
    3,
    4,
    5,
    6,
    7,
    8,
    9

    Answer

    1:fiance
    2:lover
    3:Wife
    4:me
    5:mother-in-law
    6:brother
    7:sister
    8:parents
    9:frndz
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Question And Answer SMS
  • Mujhko iraade de
    Kasamein de, waade de
    Meri duaaon ke ishaaron ko sahaare de
    Dil ko thikaane de
    Naye bahaane de
    Khaabon ki baarishon ko
    Mausam ke paimane de
    Apne karam ki kar adaayein
    Kar de idhar bhi tu nigaahein
    Sun raha hai naa tu
    Ro raha hun main
    Sun raha hai naa tu
    Kyun ro raha hun main.. /vineet yadav/
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • KHUDA APNI KHUDAAI HAR LAMHA DIKHATA HAI,
    TUM MOHABBAT KARO IS LIYE DIL BANATA HAI,
    MOHABBAT KI GEHRAAYO MEIN KAHAN TAK DUBE HO,
    YE DEKHNE K LIYE JUDA KAR K AZMATA HAI.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Understand then all of you, especially the young, that to want to impose an imaginary state of government on others by violence is not only a vulgar superstition, but even a criminal work. Understand that this work, far from assuring the well-being of humanity is only a lie, a more or less unconscious hypocrisy, camouflaging the lowest passions we posses.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Leo Tolstoy Quotes , Lying Quotes , Passion Quotes
  • Kis Ne Kaha Tujhe Anzaan Bankar Aaya Kar.
    Mere Dil Ke Ayine Me To Mahmaan Bankar Aaya Kar.
    Pagal Ek Tujhe Hi To,
    Bakhshi Hai Dil Ki Amaanat,
    Ye Teri Saltanat Hai,
    To Sultaan Bankar Aaya Kar....?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • कल बेगम बोली
    आज घर जल्दी आ जाना
    आमिर खान की नई फिल्म आई है
    देखने चलेँगे।

    मैं घर देर से पहुचा।
    फिर क्या था ...

    जो हम देखने जाने वाले थे

    वो पड़ोसियो ने देखा ।

    #दंगल:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Dangal Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS , Husband And Wife Jokes
  • Dil mera hain nasamajh kitna
    Besabar yeh bewkoof bada
    Chahta kitana tujhe
    Khud magar nahi jaan saka
    Iss dar-e-dil ki sifarish
    Ab karde koi yahaan
    Ki mil jaaye isse woh baarish
    Jo bhigaa de puri tarah
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Mohabbat Me Ye Kaisa Imtehaan Aa Gaya..
    Roz Haste Hue Chehre Ko Udaas Bana Diya..
    Kabi Lutaate Thay Hum Mohabbat Yu Hi..
    Aaj Khuda Ne Hume Hi Mohabbat Ka Mohtaaz Bana Diya..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Kabhi Num Na Ho Jaye Ye Masum Nigahe
    Meri Aarzu Hai Tu Sada Muskurae
    Gum K Saye Rahe Hum Tak Hi
    Tere Aashiyane Me Humesha Khushiyo Ke Bahane Aaye
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS