एक आदमी की कार से टकराकर एक तोता जख्मी हो गया।
आदमी उस घायल तोते को अपने घर ले गया। उसने उसका इलाज किया और पिंजरे में रख दिया।
होश में आते ही तोता जोर से चिल्लाया- आईला जेल!!! कार का ड्राईवर मर गया क्या???
sir=Smundar Me Nimbu ka ped Ho To Tum Kese Todoge ?
Student=Chidiya Bankar.
Sir=Admi ko Chidiya tera Baap Banayega?
Student=Samundar Me ped apka Baap Lgayega.
Do you realize we've got 250 million years of coal? But coal has got environmental hazards to it, but there's-I'm convinced, and I know that we-technology can be developed so we can have zero-emissions coal-fired electricity plants.
Pappu ka Padosi Mar Gaya:"Wo Uske
Ghar Gaya or Pucha:"Body Aa Gayi
Kya.. ??
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa
Gayi..
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Pappu:"Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai..
10 years ago
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MONSIGNOR- A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.
Jaan Se Bhi Zyada Unhe Pyar Kiya Karte The,
Yaad Unhe Hum Din Raat Kiya Karte The,
Ab Guzra Nahi Jaata Un Raahon Se
Jahan Baith Kar Kabhi Unka Intzaar Kiya Karte The....
It is the best thing to blame ourselves when people cannot get on well with us. Boundless charity necessarily includes all or it ceases to be boundless. We must be strict with ourselves and lenient with our neighbors. For we know not their difficulties and what they overcome.