One day,
A Chini was in hospital.
Santa went to meet him…
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china to know the meaning,
that was:
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
Pipe se saans nahi le paya..
What we have to do is make sure that here in America, if you work hard, you can get ahead. If you worked hard, not only did you have a good job, but you also had decent benefits, decent health care. We've got to make sure that we're doing everything we can to expand the middle class and people who are working hard can get into the middle class.
chiken aisa khauo jo kaccha na ho..? Zara gauor farmaiye,? Chiken aisa khauo jo kaccha na ho ..? Aur girllfrnd aisi patawo jiske koi baccha na ho...?
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I * M I S S * Y O U *
Koi Lamha Wapis Is Kadar Aata Hai.
Bita Huaa Kal Saamne Nazar Aata Hai.
Yaade Bach Jati Hai Yaad Karne Ke Liye.
Jab Ki Waqt Sab Kuch Lekar Guzar Jata He.
Kuchh Cheeze Hum Purani Chhod Aaye Hain,
Aate Aate Uski Aankho Me Paani Chhod Aaye Hain,
Ye Aisa Dard Hai Jo Bayaa Ho Hi Nahi Sakta.
Dil To Saath Le Aaye Dhadkan Chhod Aaye Hain!!
Dushman haste rahenge,
Parwah na kro,
Pyar kia hai to izhaar kro,
Sandal aur chappal ki maar se na dro,
Ashiq ho to ashiqi kro,
Chup chup k apni lela se milo,
Agar dekh le uska baap,
Darr kr bhago keu ki baap hi krta hai paap aur ho jata hai ashiqe ka top,
So top pe na aana ashqi fir bhi nibhana...
Love forever ...
Lamha Lamha Sanse Khatm HoRahi Hai,
Jindagi Maut Ke Pahloo Me SoRahi Hai,
Us Bewafa Se Mat Pucho MeriMaut Ki Wajah,
Wo To Bus Jamane KoDikhane Ke Liye Ro Rahi Hai...
Ishq Tujhse Karta Hoon,
Main Zindgi Sy Zyada,
Main Darta Nahi Maut Sy,
teri Judai Sy Zyada,
Chahe Toh Aazma Ly Mujhe,
kisi Aur Sy Zyada,
Meri Zindgi Mein Kuch Nahi,
teri Muhabbat Sy Zyada..!
America must not ignore the threat gathering against us. Facing clear evidence of peril, we cannot wait for the final proof, the smoking gun that could come in the form of a mushroom cloud.
पप्पू-: ये लड़की बहुत सुन्दर है ..
चिन्टू-: मैं तो इसका नाम भी जानता हूं..
पप्पू-: क्या नाम है ..
चिन्टू-: यह बैंक मैं काम करती है. इसके काउन्टर पर इसका नाम लिखा है"" चालू खाता "
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I could fall in love with a sumo wrestler if he told stories and made me laugh. Obviously, it would be easier if someone was African-American and lived next door and went to the same church. Because then I wouldn't have to translate.
Uski yaad me tadapta rehta hun har pal
Usse kaho mere dil se apna naam mita jaye
Arsa hua hai chand ko dekhe huye
Usse kaho apna chehra dikha jaye
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