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  • "Rakshabandhan Alart" Agar aap
    Bus
    Train or
    Plane
    Me kahi jaa
    Rahe ho Aur samne
    Se
    Koi ladki
    Ya mahila
    Hath me dori
    Ya dhaga Jaisi koi vastu
    Lekar aa rahi ho to
    Aap fouran waha
    Se bhag le.
    Aap ke dwara ki gayi jara si
    laparwahi Aap ko
    "Bhai"
    Bana sakti hai. "Jan hit me jari" :
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Raksha Bandhan SMS
  • Jab Koi Toot Kar
    Bikharta Tha To use
    Sameta Karta Tha Main,
    *
    *
    Ae_YaaRo
    *
    *
    Aaj Khud Mai Tukda
    Tukda Hu To Koi
    Puchhta Bhi Nhi..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De
    Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Dub Ke Mar Jaane De
    Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko
    Sochta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane Deee
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Ek Baap Ne Apne Bete Ko
    Ginti K Zariye Bathroom Jana Sikhaya.
    1. Zip Kholo
    2. Pipi Nikalo
    3. Skin Pichhe Khicho
    4. Susu Karo
    5. Skin Aage Khicho
    6. Pipi Andar Lo
    7. Zip Band Karo
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    .
    .
    Baap Roz Khush Hota Tha
    Jab Bathroom Me Se Aavaz Aati
    1,2,3,4,5,6,7,...
    Magar Ek Din Usne Suna..
    3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5
    Aur Behosh Ho Gaya.
    .
    .
    .
    Jisko Samajh Aaya Wo Share Kare,
    Baki Bache Pogo Dekho.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags :
  • Is this money well spent? This is taxpayer money, it is going to be adding to the deficit short term and if we can't justify it, then we're not going to spend tens or hundreds of billions of dollars, just to make somebody happy, if it's not good for the economy.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Money Quotes , Dollars Quotes
  • This autobiography of mine is a mirror, and I am looking at myself in it all the time. Incidentally I notice the people that pass along at my back - I get glimpses of them in the mirror - and whenever they say or do anything that can help advertise me and flatter me and raise me in my own estimation, I set these things down in my autobiography.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Mirrors Quotes , People Quotes
  • HINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN
    #FIRST_MEET
    Girl: kitna seedha h..!
    boy: kya maal h..!
    ...
    ...
    girl: nice behaviour..!
    boy: kash pat jaye..!
    ..
    ...
    girl: dresing sense zabardast
    h..!
    boy: skirt, top mein or hot
    lagegi..!
    ...
    ....
    Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi
    seshadi
    krungi..!
    Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje
    konse
    shadi
    karni
    hai..
    agree?.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Mohabbat Bhi Ajeeb Cheez Banayi Hai Tune..
    Aye Khuda..
    Teri Hi Masjid Me..
    Tere Hi Bande..
    Tere Hi Samne..
    Roote Hain Kisi Aur Ke Liye..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Nice Love SMS
  • Suhagrat Ko Pati Ke Ander Guste Hi Biwi Ne Apna Blouse Utar Diya.
    Pati Ye Dekh Kar Bada Hairan Hua Aur Biwi Se Pucha?
    Pati: “Arrey Tumne Mere Aate Hi Apna Blouse Kyu Utaar Diya?”
    Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Ji, Aapki Babhi Ne Kaha Tha Ki Jaate Hi Apne Pati Ko Dudh Zarur Pila Dena“
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Jab pyar kia to darna kya hai..!

    mohabbat ke samne yeh zamana kya hai..!

    zamane ke samne se lejaenge tumhe…!

    Ek baar jo mar gaya pyar main to phir maut se darna

    kya hai..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Mushikavaahana Modaka Hastha;
    Chaamara Karna Vilambitha Sutra,
    Vaamana Rupa Maheshwara Putra;
    Vighna Vinaayaka Paada Namasthe!
    Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Ganesh Chaturthi SMS
  • Golu Ne Call Milai To aawaz aai

    Is Call Ke Liye aapke Pass Balance Kafi Nahi Hai
    Goli : Koi Baat Nahi Meri Jaan Tumse Baat Ho Jaye Bas Itna Hi Kafi Hai..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • SUN SMILES WHEN RAIN IS OVER...

    MOON SMILES WHEN THE SKY IS CLEAR....

    A BABY SMILES WHEN MOTHER IS NEAR....

    AND...

    SMILE WHEN YOU WILL REMEMBER ME.......
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Khuda ki mohabbat fanan kaun karega,
    sabhi nek ban gaye to gunah kaun karega,
    ai khuda sanam bewafa ko bachaye rakhna,
    warna hamari maut ki dua kaun karega.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS