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  • ~~~ Cockroch chuhe se darta hai,
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    ~ chuhe billi se,
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    ~ billi kutte se,
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    kutta admi se,
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    admi apni GIRLFRND se,
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    aur GIRLFRND "cockroch" se.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: bachcho tum sabsa jyada kisse nafrat karte ho?
    KG Boy: Rajaram Mohan Roy
    Teacher: Oh GOD! Unhi se kyo?
    KG Boy: unhone BAL VIVAH khatm karwaya tha.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Kuch Log Dil Pe Aisa Asar Kar
    Jate Hai,
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    Tute Sheeshe Me Bhi Poore
    Nazar
    Aate Hai.
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    Milte Hain Kuch Pal K Liye,
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    Aur
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    Zindgi Bhar K Liye Dil Me Utar
    Jate Hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Har Ladka Pyar Mazak Me Suru Karta Hai,
    Aur Ladki Seriously Leti Hai,
    Par Baad Me Ladka Serius Hota Hai,
    Aur Ladki Pyar Ka Mazak Bana Deti Hai.
    It"s True.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • Khuda bhi na jane kaise rishte bana deta h,
    kab kaha kaise mila deta hai,
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    jnko kabhi hm jante bhi na the,
    unko hi sbse pyara dost bna deta h..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship Day SMS
  • When you listen to tax-cut rhetoric, remember that giving one class of taxpayer a break requires - now or down the line - that an equivalent burden be imposed on other parties. In other words, if I get a break, someone else pays. Government can't deliver a free lunch to the country as a whole. It can however, determine who pays for lunch.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Warren Buffett Quotes , Country Quotes , Party Quotes
  • SANTA: i love u ki hunda hai?
    ladki: main tumse pyar karti hu.
    santa: maine tumse english mein ek question kya puch liya aur tume mujh se pyar ho gya.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. - you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong, tend to be people who didn't take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Circles Quotes , People Quotes
  • आधे घंटे बाद शादी की पार्टी में आसमान से एक उड़नतश्तरी उतरी। उसमे से एक एलियन बाहर आया और हाथ जोड़ के रजनीकांत से बोला, “सर, प्लीज आवाज कम कर लीजिये, कल मेरे बच्चे का एग्जाम
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Rajnikanth Jokes
  • Zameen Pe Gire Ansoo Uthaye Nahi
    Jate
    Sar E Bazar Dukh Dard Uchaale Nahi
    Jate
    Ankhon Se Door Ja To Rahe Ho Magar
    Yaad Rakhna
    Jo Bas Jaye Ek Baar Dilme Fir Dilse
    Nikale Nahi Jate..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Christmas gift suggestions:
    To your enemy, forgiveness.
    To an opponent, tolerance.
    To a friend, your heart.
    To a customer, service.
    To all, charity.
    To every child, a good example.
    To yourself, respect.
    Djsumit by mukesh
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • I would say a great song [is where] you like everything in the song. The lyrics move you, the beat makes you want to dance and you feel invincible when you listen to that song. A good song I think you can listen to but you get tired of it really fast.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Aino Jawo Quotes , Song Quotes , Moving Quotes