Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

Politicians must set their aims for the high ground and according to our various leanings, Democratic, Republican, Independent, we will follow. Politicians must be told if they continue to sink into the mud of obscenity, they will proceed alone.

5 years ago

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Tags : Maya Angelou Quotes , Independent Quotes , Mud Quotes

It's hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don't have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.

6 years ago

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Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Artist Quotes , Mad Quotes

Ek Khwab hai....Tere honton Ki Hasi Banane ka Khwab hai, Tere Aagosh main Simat Jane Ka Khwab Hai, Tu Lakh Bacha Le Daman Ishq Ke Hathon, Aasma Ban Kar Tuj Par Cha Jane Ka Khwab Hai, Ajmayish Yu To Acchi Nahi Hoti Ishq ki, Tu Chahe To Teri Takdir Banane Ka Khwab Hai, Wo Maut Bhi Laut Jaye Tere Darwaje Pe Aa Ke, Tuj Ko Aisi Zindgi Dene Ka Khwab Hai, Jee Bhi Lenge Agar Jina Pada Tera Bina, Lakin Tuj Par To Mar Mitne Ka Khwab Hai..
Kasamkhan

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

Mere kuch jazbaat hai kahin khoye hue se,
Kaise kahun tumse woh jaise hai sharmaye hue se,
Parr din aaaj hai mohabbat ka,ab naa chup rahun,
Ye tera hi pyar hai,jis se harr baag chaman khile hue se !!

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

Blest paper-credit! last and best supply! That lends corruption lighter wings to fly!

5 years ago

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Tags : Alexander Pope Quotes , Light Quotes , Wings Quotes

I think I'm able to reach a lot of folks, despite the fact that the conventional news media sometimes says, "You know, this speech is too long," or "It's too complicated," or "He needs to have better sound bites," or what have you.

5 years ago

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Media Quotes

The Two Greatest Healers Are God And Time.

10 years ago

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Tags : Good Morning SMS , Motivational Status For Whatsapp

It seems farther away now because there are no rockets getting there. Nobody is going.

6 years ago

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Tags : Alan Bean Quotes , Rockets Quotes

A man with a club is a law-maker.

5 years ago

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Tags : Jack London Quotes , Men Quotes , Law Quotes

Busy idleness urges us on. [Lat., Strenua nos exercet inertia.]

5 years ago

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Tags : Horace Quotes , Busy Quotes , Inertia Quotes

We must never allow the majority to overrule the clear teaching of the Word of God.

6 years ago

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Tags : Aiden Wilson Tozer Quotes , Teaching Quotes , Majority Quotes

If little faults proceeding on distemper Shall not be winked at, how shall we stretch our eye When capital crimes, chewed, swallowed, and digested, Appear before us?

5 years ago

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Forgiveness Quotes , Drinking Quotes

We've taken bold action at home by making historic investments in renewable energy, by putting our people to work increasing efficiency in our homes and buildings, and by pursuing comprehensive legislation to transform to a clean energy economy.

5 years ago

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Taken Quotes , Home Quotes

Dil To Karta Hai Zindagi Ko,
Kisi Qaatil Ke Hawaale Kar Du..,
Judaai Mein Yun Roz - Roz Ka Marnaa,
Mujhe Achchaa Nahi Lagta.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Romantic SMS , New Whatsapp Status

When You Get To The End Of Your Rope, Tie A Knot And Hang On.

10 years ago

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Tags : Good Morning SMS , Motivational Status For Whatsapp

Pyare Se D0st K0 Salam Hamara.
Din Kaisa Raha Yeh Sawal
Hamara.
Kal Phr Sms Bhejenge Ye Wada
Hamara.
Par Abhi
Good Night Ka Pyara Sa Paigham
Hamara.....

10 years ago

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Tags : Friendship SMS

The blunting effects of slavery upon the slaveholder's moral perceptions are known and conceded the world over; and a priveleged class, an aristocracy, is but a band of slaveholders under another name.

6 years ago

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Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Class Quotes , Names Quotes

Girl: aj mere dad ne mjhe tumhare
Sath bike pe jate huay dekh lia..
Boy: oohh!! kya bole wo ??
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Girl: Bas wohi hua jis ka dar Tha.
Bus ka kiraya wapis le lia.. Humari Family boht
strict ha na.:D :D
Djsumit

10 years ago

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we met it was a luck,we spoke it was a chance,we became friends it was a destiny,we will be friends that is a promise

10 years ago

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Tags : Friendship SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Aap Ek Andhere Kamre Me Band Ho..,
Kamre Me Sab Jagah Khoon Ho..,
Kamre Ki Diware Kaap Rahi Ho.,
To Darna Mat..,
Aap Duniya Ki Sabse Safe Jagah"MERE DIL" Me Ho..

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS