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Hmari To Raate kucH aziB si Guzrti Hai
~*~ YaaRo ~*~
KHuDa ke cHanD ko Taakte Taakte
or
Apne cHanD ko sochTe sochTe..

10 years ago

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Kai Pal Gujare Honge Sath Milke Humne,
Lekin Kuch Pal Hai Aisa Jo Me Kabhi Na Bhuli.
Ek Tha Wo Rango Ka Wo Tyohar,
Jab Sath Me Milke Manayethe "Holi",
Ab Aya Hai Ek Tyahar Jab Milke
Jalayenge Diye Aur Dua Mangege Hajar,
Isi Tyohar Ko To Bolte Hain "DIWALI"
Happy Diwali.

10 years ago

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Plain question and plain answer make the shortest road out of most perplexities.

6 years ago

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Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Answers Quotes

Aapke Aane Se Zndgi Kitni Khubsurat Hai..
Dilme Basaayi Hai Jo Wo Aapki Hi Surat Hai..
Door Jaana Nahi Humse Kabi Bhool Kar Bhi..
Hume Har Kadam Par Aapki Zarurat Hai..!

10 years ago

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आजकल वो लड़कियां Boyfriend के पैसे से मल्टीप्लैक्स में फिल्में देखने लगी है.

जो कभी

पड़ोसी के घर में जमीन पर बैठ कर

शक्तिमान देखती थी:smiley::smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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Dosti Kro VODAFON Wali se,
Pyar Kro AIRTEL WaLi Se,
Baate Kro BSNL Wali Se,
Aankh Laraw RELIACE Wali Se,
Pr Shadi Kro Bina MOBILE Wali Se,,"

10 years ago

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It was the call of workers who organized; women who reached for the ballot; a President who chose the moon as our new frontier; and a King who took us to the mountain top and pointed the way to the Promised Land. Yes we can!

5 years ago

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Kings Quotes , Moon Quotes

All life is a nap. The more naps you take the better.

5 years ago

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Naps Quotes

Bigri hui zindagi k bs itni c kahani hai,

°°««DOSTO»»°°
Kuch bachpan se hum lofar the kuch college ki mehrbani hai.
By - Divyesh

10 years ago

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If you've never failed, you've never tried anything new.

5 years ago

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Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Short Inspirational Life Quotes

We increased expenses, particularly in two areas: the military. If I put somebody in harm's way, they're going to get the best, as far as I'm concerned.

5 years ago

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Military Quotes , Two Quotes

When you get an idea into your head you find it in everything.

5 years ago

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Waiting on God means increasing purity.

5 years ago

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , God Quotes , Mean Quotes

Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsaas rakhna,
nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna,
ye nahi kehte ke sath raho dur sahi paryaad rakhna.

10 years ago

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Girl cinema main film daikhtey houy apney boy friend sey kahti hai sath wala larka muth mar raha hai

Boy:ignore karo jan

Girl:kaisey ignore karoun he is using my hand

10 years ago

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Probably, indeed, the larger part of the labor of an author composing his work is critical labor; the labor of sifting, combining, constructing, expunging, correcting, testing. This frightful toil is as much critical as creative.

5 years ago

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Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Creative Quotes , Toil Quotes

What forests of laurel we bring, and the tears of mankind, to those who stood firm against the opinion of their contemporaries!

5 years ago

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Tears Quotes , Forests Quotes

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in ur Ear Wishing u a very.
"Happy NEW YEAR"!

10 years ago

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The world is not a factory and animals are not products for our use

5 years ago

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Tags : Arthur Schopenhauer Quotes , Animal Quotes , Use Quotes

The most important part of education is proper training in the nursery.

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Tags : Plato Quotes , Education Quotes , Plato Quotes