Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

A liberal education is at the heart of a civil society, and at the heart of a liberal education is the act of teaching.

6 years ago

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Tags : A. Bartlett Giamatti Quotes , Education Quotes , Hippie Quotes

Santa ke ghar sasural wale aye.
Biwi ne kaha:
"Mehmaano ke liye jakar bahar se
kuch le aao"
Santa bahar gaya
aur
TAXI leke aya.
What an IDEA Santa ji...

10 years ago

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wo mil jate hain kahani
banker, dil mein bas jate hain
nishani banker, jinhe hum
rekhte hain apni ankhon
mein,kyon nikal jate hain wo
pani banke.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

Ankho na ashru ne koi samji nathi saktu,
Dil hoy chata dilaso koi api nathi saktu,
Premni aa j to rit che yaro rasto hoy chata manzil koi melvi nathi saktu.

10 years ago

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Tags : Gujarati SMS

Ruthna Mat
Hame Manana Nahi Ata,
Dur Mat Jana
Hame Bulana Nahi Aata,
Tum Bhul Jao
Tumhari Marzi,
Magar Hum Kya Karen,
Hame To Bhulana Bhi Nahi Ata.

10 years ago

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Tags : Jokes SMS

You must convince your heart that whatever Allah has decreed is most appropriate and most beneficial for you.

6 years ago

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Tags : Al-Ghazali Quotes , Heart Quotes , Decree Quotes

One of the secrets of getting more done is to make a TO DO List every day, keep it visible, and use it as a guide to action as you go through the day.

6 years ago

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Tags : Alan Lakein Quotes , Wisdom Quotes , Secret Quotes

I am sure from my experience of juries that, in a criminal case especially, they will obey the law as declared by the Judge; they will take the law from the Judge, whether they like it or do not like it, and apply it honestly to the facts before them.

5 years ago

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Tags : Samuel Taylor Coleridge Quotes , Law Quotes , Judging Quotes

don"t expect your friend to be a perfect person

but

"help your friend to become a perfect person"

10 years ago

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Tags : Friendship SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Means are not to be distinguished from ends. If violent means are used, there will be bad results.

5 years ago

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , Mean Quotes , Violent Quotes

Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha :
Kaha the abb tak.. ??
Maine kaha: Friend ke ghar tha...
Dad ne mere hi saamne mere
10 friends ko call kiya..
4 ne kaha: Haan Uncle, yahin par tha...
2 ne kaha: Abhi just nikla hai..
3 ne kaha: Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai,
phone dun kya.. ??
1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha:
Haan Papa bolo kya hua...
Har ek Friend zaroori hota hai...
Anurag

10 years ago

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Tags : Jokes SMS

You might not be able to outthink, outmarket or outspend your competition, but you can outwork them.

5 years ago

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Tags : Lou Holtz Quotes , Motivational Quotes , Sports Quotes

Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum,
Tadapte dil ki aas ho tum,
Bujti zindagi ki sas ho tum,
Phir kaise na kahu?..
kuch khas ho tum.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

And then she realized that his presence was the wall, his presence was destroying her. Unless she could break out, she must die most fearfully, walled up in horror. And he was the wall. She must break down the wall. She must break him down before her, the awful obstruction of him who obstructed her life to the last. It must be done, or she must perish most horribly.

5 years ago

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Tags : D. H. Lawrence Quotes , Broken Heart Quotes , Wall Quotes

The Iranians know what they need to do in order to become a responsible member of the international community and in order to become a good neighbor, and it's really up to them to change their behavior.

6 years ago

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Tags : Adel al-Jubeir Quotes , Order Quotes , Community Quotes

roads were made for journeys not destinations

5 years ago

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Tags : Confucius Quotes , Journey Quotes , Made Quotes

I saw that bad handwriting should be regarded as a sign of an imperfect education.

5 years ago

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , Handwriting Quotes , Saws Quotes

Toofani anderi raat mein...
kabristan ke andere jungle mein..
ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha..
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"gabra mat sab beham aur afwaah hai..
Koi rajnikant bajnikant nahi hota..

10 years ago

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Tags : Funny Jokes

Tardiness often robs us opportunity, and the dispatch of our forces.

5 years ago

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Tags : Niccolo Machiavelli Quotes , Philosophical Quotes , Opportunity Quotes

Azad Hindustan k nalayak nojawano
agar aaj Valentines Day hota ya phir
friendship
Day hota to inbox full hota
Chalo jaldi se utho aur sab ko
Independence Day wish karo.
Happy Independence Day.

10 years ago

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Tags : Independence Day SMS