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I don't like compliments, and I don't see why a man should think he is pleasing a woman enormously when he says to her a whole heap of things that he doesn't mean.

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Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Mean Quotes , Men Quotes

No one would think he'd make such a beautiful corpse.

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Tags : James Joyce Quotes , Beautiful Quotes , Thinking Quotes

Tanhayi mere dil mein samati chali gayi
Kismat bhi apna khel dikhati chali gayi,
Mehkti fiza ki khusbu me jo deka pyar ko
Bas yaad unki aayi aur rulati chali gayi........

10 years ago

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Tags : Bewafa SMS

Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :- Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ? Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ....... Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? ... Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ......... Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ..........
Boy :- Kismat hamari .........
Girl :- Married hoon main ......
Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari

10 years ago

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Tags : Facebook SMS

If I can't picture it, I can't understand it.

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Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Math Quotes , Science Quotes

When both a speaker and an audience are confused, the speech is profound.

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Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Confused Quotes

It still seems like magic
everytime I remember
how love softly touched our hearts
bringing in together
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I love you Happy Valentines Day.

10 years ago

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Tags : Valentine Day Messages

The radical hostility, the deadly hostility against sensuality, is always a symptom to reflect on: it entitles us to suppositions concerning the total state of one who is excessive in this manner.

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Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Sexuality Quotes , States Quotes

You often say, "I would give, but only to the deserving." The trees in your orchard say not so, nor the flocks in your pasture. They give that they may live, for to withhold is to perish.

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Tags : Khalil Gibran Quotes , Giving Quotes , Tree Quotes

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim.

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Tags : Lord Byron Quotes , Life Quotes , Fire Quotes

One should turn towards the main ocean of the-beautiful-in-the-world so that one may by, contemplation of this Form, bring forth in all their splendor many fair fruits of discourse and meditation in a plenteous crop of philosophy.

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Tags : Plato Quotes , Beautiful Quotes , Philosophy Quotes

Zindagi Ke Tufano Ka Sahil H Teri Dosti,
Dil Ke Armaano Ki Manzil H Teri Dosti,
Zindagi Bhi Ban Jayegi Apni To Jannat,
Agar Maut Aane Tak Sath De Teri Dosti.

10 years ago

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Tags : Friendship Shayari SMS

Chote se DiL me gum bahut he
Zindgi me mile zkhm bahut he,
Maar hi dalti kab ki ye Dunia hume,
Kambhakht doston ki duaon me dum bahut he.

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It is the cowish terror of his spirit that dares not undertake; he'll not feel wrongs which tie him to an answer.

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Ties Quotes , Answers Quotes

The mother's battle for her child with sickness, with poverty, with war, with all the forces of exploitation and callousness that cheapen human life needs to become a common human battle, waged in love and in the passion for survival.

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Tags : Adrienne Rich Quotes , Mother Quotes , Children Quotes

Sir – Kaunsa Panchi sabse Tez udta hai. . . .?
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Pappu – Hathi.
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Sir – Nalayak,Tera Baap kya karta hai..?
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Papu – Chota Rajan ke Gang me shooter hai..
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Sir – Shabashhhh….
“Hathi” sahi jawab hai.

10 years ago

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God is omnipresent; even a pebble in the Narmada can represent Him and serve as an object of worship.

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , God Quotes , Pebbles Quotes

Santa ne puch liya agar apko 100rs ka note mil jaye to kya karoge?

Admi- kya sahab ek bhikhari kya karega, sam ko petbhar khana khayega or 2 peg lgakr so jayega.

10 years ago

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Tags : Funny Jokes

Maut se dar nahi lagta mujhko,
Tere sajda me zindgi bitana chahta hu.
Bas kami hai tere rahmo karm ki maula,
Mai to tere paas aana chahtahu.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

Kissi”ko na pane se zindagi khatam nhi hoti.. LEKIN. .
“Kissi”ko pakar kho dene se kch baki b to nahi rehta…!!

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS , New Whatsapp Status