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  • Kabhi Pasand Na Aaye Sath

    mera

    to Bata Dena Ae Dost. Hum Dil Pe Patthar Rakh Ke

    tumhe Goli Mar Denge (,')__;=----

    ./) )

    _/ /_ Dhechkyauo............:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Santa:-shadi me dulhe ke saath barati kyo jaate?
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    .
    .
    Banta:-bado ka kahna hai ki khushi me kisi ke saath jayo na jayo , per musibat me jarur jana chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Pinky to doctor
    Pinky=> doctor sahab aap mere ghar
    chalenge kya ?
    Doctor==> haa...
    Pinky==> kitna feesh lenge ?
    Doctor==> 200
    Pinky==> theek hai chalo.
    Ghar pahuchne k baad doctor bola
    Mareez kaha hai?
    Pinky==> koi bhi mareez nhi hai yaha.
    Mujhe to ghar aana tha or yaha aane k
    liye 500 rupaye kharch kaun karta..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Girl – “तुम क्या काम करते हो ?”

    Boy– “Hindustan Times में job करता था लेकिन अभी छोड़ दिया …”

    Girl- “छोड़ क्यूँ दिया ? कितनी अच्छी कंपनी तो है ?”

    Boy– “अब इतनी ठंड में कौन सुबह-सुबह अखबार बांटने जाए …!!!”
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Falak Se Unchi Hogi Udaan Hmari,
    Duniya Bhi Dekhegi Ek Din Shaan Hmari,
    Gar Meri Dhadkan Ruki To Teri Bhi Sanse Ruk
    Jayegi,
    Kuchh Aise Basi Hogi Ek Dusare Me Jaan Hmari...iiio
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Chahat Wo Nahi Jo Jaan Deti
    Hai. Chahat Wo Nahi Jo
    Mushkan Deti Hai. Chahat
    To Woh Hai Dost. Jo Pani Me
    Gire Aansho Ko Pahchan Leti Hai.?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • 3 Kale Dost Ja Rhe The.

    Raste Me Unhe Ek Pari Mili,

    usne Teeno Ko 1-1 Vardan Offer Kiya.

    1st- Muje Dudh Jitna Gora Bana Do.

    2nd- Muje B Utna Hi Gora Bana Do.

    Wo Dono Gore Ho Gaye.:)

    3rd- He.he.he In Saalo Ko Fir Se Kala Bna Do

    Teeno Fir Se Kale Ho Gaye.

    [Moral-kuch Dost Kamine Hi Rehte Hai]:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Cutest Proposal:

    Boy To Girl:
    Do U Hug Ur Teddy Bear
    While Sleeping At Night..??

    Girl: Yes

    Boy: Can I Replace It
    For The Rest Of Ur Life..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Good Night SMS