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  • Banta:how did u got a new car? Santa:A girl drove me to a beach,
    took her cloth & and said: take what do u want & i
    took car banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Ladkiya apne bf ka name phone
    me kaise save karti
    hai,
    1. My luv
    2. Sweetu
    3. Darling
    4. Swthrt
    5. Honey baby
    6. Jaanu
    .
    .
    Aur ladke apni gf ka name aise
    save karte hai,

    1. Sonu halwai
    .
    2. Rashid Plumber
    .
    3. Bhola foji
    .
    4. Sarpanch
    .
    5. Hawaldar
    .
    6. Bittu langda
    .
    7. Pappu mistri
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    8. Customer care
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    9. Battery Low
    .
    10. Kamina Padosi..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags :
  • 5vi Paas Mein SRK Ne
    Mujhse Pucha, INDIA Mein aisa
    Kaun Hai Jo Mahine Mein 1 Baar
    Nahata Hai..?
    Khuda Kasam 5
    Crore Thukra Diya Magar
    Tumhara Naam Nahi Bataya..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • A Smart Statement In Life ~
    "Never Raise yoUr
    Voice With Anger,
    Just Improve The Quality Of yoUr Argument With Smile.!!"
    :)!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Life Saying SMS
  • उनका हम से मिलना भी तो कुछ ऐसा था;
    जैसे लहरें मिल के समुंद्र से गले और बिछड़ जाती हैं।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • आजकल देखभाल कर हौते हैं प्यार के सौदे... वो दौर और थे जब प्यार अन्धा होता था..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Status SMS
  • It is the fate of most men who mingle with the world, and attain even the prime of life, to make many real friends, and lose them in the course of nature. It is the fate of all authors or chroniclers to create imaginary friends, and lose them in the course of art. Nor is this the full extent of their misfortunes; for they are required to furnish an account of them besides.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Art Quotes , Real Quotes
  • What did the male dog say 2 the female dog in the cool nite with bright moon lite?
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    Socho ?
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    BOW BOW!
    What else can a dog say?
    ha ha ha
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Jane Duniya Me Aisa Kyu Hota
    Hai,
    Jo Sab Ko Khusi De Wahi Rota
    Hai,
    Umar Bhar Jo Sath Na De Sake
    Wahi,
    Zindagi Ka Pehla Pyar Kyu
    Hota Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • I thought about societies where exceptional fortunes are built up in industries with very little connection to out sincere and significant needs, industries where it is difficult to escape from the disparity between a seriousness of means and a triviality of ends.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Alain de Botton Quotes , Mean Quotes , Connections Quotes
  • 3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain
    1.Waalden
    2.Husn.
    3.Jawani
    3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao
    1.Qadam
    2.Qasam
    3.Qalam
    3 chizain soch ker karo
    1.Mohabbat
    2.Bat
    3.Faisla
    3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien
    1.Maut
    2.Waqt
    3.Umar
    3 chizein choti na samjho
    1.Qarz
    2.Farz
    3.Marz
    Padho samjho or amal bhi karo.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS