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  • आज क ज्ञान

    जिस प्रकार पाप का घड़ा भरते ही मनुष्य

    की मृत्यु हो जाती है उसी प्रकार

    खुशियों का घड़ा भरते

    ही शादी हो जाती है ...

    " ज्ञान समाप्त "
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • One day,
    A Chini was in hospital.
    Santa went to meet him…
    Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
    SANTA went china to know the meaning,
    that was:
    KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
    Pipe se saans nahi le paya..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • What we have to do is make sure that here in America, if you work hard, you can get ahead. If you worked hard, not only did you have a good job, but you also had decent benefits, decent health care. We've got to make sure that we're doing everything we can to expand the middle class and people who are working hard can get into the middle class.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Jobs Quotes , Hard Work Quotes
  • chiken aisa khauo jo kaccha na ho..? Zara gauor farmaiye,? Chiken aisa khauo jo kaccha na ho ..? Aur girllfrnd aisi patawo jiske koi baccha na ho...?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags :
  • -:: Love romantic sms ::-
    » Ek Gulab Matlab
    I Love You
    » Ek Anguthi Matlab
    I Marry You
    » Ek Muskan Matlab
    I Like You
    » Lekin Ek Chota love romantic sms Matlab
    I * M I S S * Y O U *
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Koi Lamha Wapis Is Kadar Aata Hai.
    Bita Huaa Kal Saamne Nazar Aata Hai.
    Yaade Bach Jati Hai Yaad Karne Ke Liye.
    Jab Ki Waqt Sab Kuch Lekar Guzar Jata He.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Kuchh Cheeze Hum Purani Chhod Aaye Hain,
    Aate Aate Uski Aankho Me Paani Chhod Aaye Hain,
    Ye Aisa Dard Hai Jo Bayaa Ho Hi Nahi Sakta.
    Dil To Saath Le Aaye Dhadkan Chhod Aaye Hain!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Dushman haste rahenge,
    Parwah na kro,
    Pyar kia hai to izhaar kro,
    Sandal aur chappal ki maar se na dro,
    Ashiq ho to ashiqi kro,
    Chup chup k apni lela se milo,
    Agar dekh le uska baap,
    Darr kr bhago keu ki baap hi krta hai paap aur ho jata hai ashiqe ka top,
    So top pe na aana ashqi fir bhi nibhana...
    Love forever ...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Lamha Lamha Sanse Khatm HoRahi Hai,
    Jindagi Maut Ke Pahloo Me SoRahi Hai,
    Us Bewafa Se Mat Pucho MeriMaut Ki Wajah,
    Wo To Bus Jamane KoDikhane Ke Liye Ro Rahi Hai...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Ishq Tujhse Karta Hoon,
    Main Zindgi Sy Zyada,
    Main Darta Nahi Maut Sy,
    teri Judai Sy Zyada,
    Chahe Toh Aazma Ly Mujhe,
    kisi Aur Sy Zyada,
    Meri Zindgi Mein Kuch Nahi,
    teri Muhabbat Sy Zyada..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • barish hui aur bhig gaye hum,



    wah wah




    barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah


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    Are aage kya hua?

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    Hona kya tha..


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    "RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum..:D
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Rajnikanth Jokes
  • पप्पू-: ये लड़की बहुत सुन्दर है ..
    चिन्टू-: मैं तो इसका नाम भी जानता हूं..
    पप्पू-: क्या नाम है ..
    चिन्टू-: यह बैंक मैं काम करती है. इसके काउन्टर पर इसका नाम लिखा है"" चालू खाता "
    • 10 years ago



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  • Uski yaad me tadapta rehta hun har pal
    Usse kaho mere dil se apna naam mita jaye
    Arsa hua hai chand ko dekhe huye
    Usse kaho apna chehra dikha jaye
    Swee2
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS