ek admi roz ek ped ke shaakh par bethta tha...
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Theak hai mai hi bata deta hoon
bechara MBA karke pagal ho gaya tha ab khud ko branch manager smaj raha THa...
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Na Jaane Kaisa Chhaya Hai Dil Pe Khumar
Hum Ko To Ho Gaya Hai Apse Pyar
Dil Na Chahe Ab Thoda B Intzar
Jabse Aap Ban Gaye Ho Mere Jaane Bahar!
Judge : Tumne Chori Kyu Ki Santa?
Santa : Nahi Hujur.
Judge: Phir Ghar Mein Ku Ghuse The?
Santa : Babli Ne Bulaya Tha Uski Maa Ne Dekh Liya To Chor-Chor Chilane Lagi.
Soch Raha Hun, Akhir Meri Jindgi Me Kya Kum Hai,
Mujhe Hashane Ka Kisme Dum Hai,
Kyon Nikalti Hai Dard Bhari Shayari Dil Se,
Aakhir Mujhko Kiska Gum Hai,
Achhe Yaaro Ka Sath Bhi Hai,
Achhi Khasi Aukat Bhi Hai,
Kyun Tanhaiyon Se Nikal Nahi Pata Hun Main,
Jaroor Dard Bhari Koi Baat Bhi Hai,
Ishq Ya Dosti Aakhir Jindgi Me Kya Ahem Hai,
Kyun Nikalti Hai Dard Bhari Shayari Dil Se,
Aakhir Mujhko Kiska Gum Hai…
My faith in the proposition that each man should do precisely as he pleases with all which is exclusively his own lies at the foundation of the sense of justice there is in me.
ापा: बेटा, ज़रा अपना मोबाइल देना..
बेटा(परेशान): हाँ पापा.. एक मिनट, ज़रा
ऑन कर दूँ..
इतनी देर में..
गर्लफ्रेंड नंबर: डिलीट
गर्ल लिस्ट: डिलीट रिसीव कौल: डिलीट
मैसेज: डिलीट
मेमोरी कार्ड: फॉर्मेट
फिर स्विच ऑफ करके ऑन करके दिया..
पापा: रहने दे बेटा, बस टाइम
देखना था..तू ही बता दे कि कितने बजे हैं..
(बेटा मन ही मन..रहने
दो पिताजी...मेरे12बजा दिए..)
The stars awaken a certain reverence, because though always present, they are inaccessible; but all natural objects make a kindred impression, when the mind is open to their influence. Nature never wears a mean appearance.
I'll give you the sole secret of short-story writing, and here it is: Rule 1. Write stories that please yourself. There is no rule 2. The technical points you can get from Bliss Perry. If you can't write a story that pleases yourself, you will never please the public. But in writing the story forget the public.
Swaal Kuch Bhi Ho, Jwab Bs
Tum Hi Ho Rasta Koi Bhi Ho,
Manzil Bs Tum Hi Ho, Dukh
Koi Bhi Ho, Khushi Bs Tum
Hi Ho, Armaan Kitne Bhi Ho,
Aarzoo Bs Tum Hi Tum Ho..
Duniya ke 7 such
1) Aap apni ankho pe sabun nahi
laga sakte.
2) Aap apne baal nahi gin sakte.
3) Aap saans nahi le sakte jab aapki
jeeb bahar ho.
4) Aapne abhi abhi point 3 try kiya
hey.
5) Aapko laga ki aap point 3 kar sakte
ho.lakin aap sirf ek dog ki tarha lag
rahe the.
6) Ab aap muskura rahe ho kyoki aap
dog ke saath ullu bhi ban gay.
7) Ab aap soch rahe ho ki apna gussa
kisko share karke nikalu.
Always Happy...
May you enjoy warm and wonderful moments
That world mean the world to you,
All the dear things that can make
Your dreams come true.
HAPPY new YEAR 2013