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Courage cannot be counterfeited. It is one virtue that escapes hypocrisy.

5 years ago

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Tags : Napoleon Bonaparte Quotes , Hypocrisy Quotes

Positive multiplied with negative is still a negative.
MEANING :
the right thing at the wrong time is still a wrong thing....
simple bt true....
Good morning!

10 years ago

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The great ages did not contain the best talent, they wasted less.

5 years ago

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Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Age Quotes

A leader has the right to be beaten, but never the right to be surprised.

5 years ago

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Tags : Napoleon Bonaparte Quotes , Leader Quotes

Shaadi Mein DJ Wala Achanak Behosh Hote Hote Bacha, Kyunki Ek Ladki Ne Farmaish Ki..
Bhaiya Koi PATANJALI Ka REMIX Ho To Bajaiye.. Jo Kaano Ke Liye Healthy Ho…
DJ Wale Babu Behosh

9 years ago

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Mai To Chup Chup Ke Tanha Ro Lunga,
Ab Dil Ka Dard Kisi Se Na Bolunga,
Mujhe Neend To Aati Nahi Raaton Ko,
Jab Rukegi Dil Ki Dhadkan, To Araam Se So Lunga.

10 years ago

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Tags : Bewafa Shayari SMS

Har Sapna Khushi Pane Se Pura Nahi Hota,
Koi Kisi K Bina Adhora Nahi Hota,
Jo Chand Roshan Karta Hai Rat Bhar Sab Ko,
Har Raat Woh Bhi To Poora Nahi Hota.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

It is just human nature to take time to connect the dots, I know that. But I also know that there can be a day of reckoning when you wish you had connected the dots more quickly.

5 years ago

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Tags : Al Gore Quotes , Wish Quotes , Dots Quotes

Britney Spears can't hold a conversation. (mind controlled) The ultimate meltdown was Britney Spears. But she (Spears) can't hold a conversation. No. They have someone who feeds her what she is supposed to say. Like she can't hold a conversation.

5 years ago

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Tags : Adrienne Bailon Quotes , Mind Quotes , Meltdowns Quotes

Freedom Has Its Life In The Hearts The Action, The Spirit Of Men And So It Must Be Daily Earned And Refreshed Else Like A Flower Cut From Its Life Giving Roots It Will Wither And Die.. Happy Independence Day.

10 years ago

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Tags : Independence Day SMS , Desh Bhakti SMS

Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye,
Jubaan kholu to tera he naam aaye,
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum,
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

Boyfd; MUjhe maaf krdo,
Mene tumse chupaya .
Meri Magani Ho Chuki Hai,
GirlFnd:
Aray Koi Baat Nahi
Chalo Ao Aaj Main
Tumhe
Apno Bachon Se Milwati Hun...

10 years ago

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If you can predict the rate at which you create (or create and grow) qualified pipeline, and you know your average close rate(s), then you can start predicting your revenue.

5 years ago

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Tags : Aaron Ross Quotes , Average Quotes , Insightful Quotes

Sardar:maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha?

DUKANDAR:to kya usme koi kharabi nikali,
sar:mahina ho gaya mujhe khet me boye, abhi tak murgi nahi ugi hai.

10 years ago

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Prayer is the little implement Through which Men reach Where Presence - is denied them. They fling their Speech By means of it - in God's Ear - If then He hear - This sums the Apparatus Comprised in Prayer

5 years ago

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Tags : Emily Dickinson Quotes , Prayer Quotes , Mean Quotes

વ્યક્ત કરતા નથી આવડતું મને,
એનો મતલબ એ નથી કે પ્રેમ કરતા નથી આવડતું મને !!

5 years ago

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Tags : Gujarati Shayari SMS

Pseudo faith always arranges a way out to serve in case God fails it. Real faith knows only one way and gladly allows itself to be stripped of any second way or makeshift substitutes. For true faith, it is either God or total collapse.

5 years ago

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Tags : Aiden Wilson Tozer Quotes , Real Quotes , Way Quotes

My faith plays a big part in my life. And when I was answering that question what I was really saying to the person was that I pray a lot. And I do. And my faith is a very, it's very personal. I pray for strength. I pray for wisdom. I pray for our troops in harm's way. I pray for my family. I pray for my little girls.

5 years ago

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Girl Quotes , Faith Quotes

If your heart is a volcano, how shall you expect flowers to bloom?

5 years ago

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Tags : Khalil Gibran Quotes , Love Quotes , Flower Quotes

Ek Ladka Chinki Se
Bola.
Ladka: “Apna Figure
To Dekh
Sirf Haddiya Hi
Haddiya Hai”
Chinki Muskurate
Hue: “Tabhi
Main Sochhu Yeh
Kutta
Yahaan Kya Kar
Raha Hai

10 years ago

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