es
Pappu: “Pichhle Hafte Meri Aur
Meri
Girlfriend Ki Ladai Ho Gayi Thi
Aur
Hum
Alag Ho Gaye”
.
Golu: “Phir?”
.
Pappu: “Usne Mujhe ChidhaneKe
Liye
Apne Naye Boyfriend Ke Sath
Photo
Khinchva Ke Mujhe Bhej Di”
.
Golu: “Ohh, Ye To Bahot BuraKiya
Usne”
.
Pappu: “To Main Bhi Konsa Kam
Hu,
Utha Ke Photo Uske Baap Ko Bhej
Di...!!!!
By-RAHUL
10 years ago
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Jisne Kabhi Chahto Ka Paigam Likha Tha,
Usne Apna Sab Kuch Mere Nam Likha Tha,
Aj Use Mere Jikra Se Nafrat Hai,
Jisne Kabhi Hatheli Par Mera Nam Likha Tha..
PAST, n. That part of Eternity with some small fraction of which we have a slight and regrettable acquaintance... The Past is the Future of yesterday, the Future is the Past of to-morrow. They are one - the knowledge and the dream.
Dil Tod Kar Hamara Tumko
Rahat Bhi Na Milegi, Hamare
Jaisa Tumko Chahat Bhi Na
Milegi, Yu Itni Berukhi
Na Dikhlayiye, Hum Agar
Ruthe To Hamari Aahat Bhi
Na Milegi.
The first quality of the commander-in-chief is a cool head to receive a correct impression of things. He should not allow himself to be confused by either good or bad news.
Pyar to bas pyar hai
Pyar ka kya kehna....
Mujhe to bas itna pata hai...
Mere chehre ki hansi ho tum,
Mere Dil ki har khushi ho tum,
Mere hontho ki muskan ho tum,
Dhadakta hai mera ye Dil jiske
Liye…..
Wo Sabse Pyara Ek Naam Ho Tum..
Khuda Ka Noor Aap Per Is Kadar Barse
Har Koi Aapki Chahat Ko Tarse
Aapki Zindgi Mein Aayen Itni Khushiyan
Ke Wo Khuda Bhi Aapki Zindgi Mein Aane Ko Tarse…
My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
Karoge Yaad Ek Din Is Pyar
Ke Zamane Ko, Chale Jayenge
Jab Hum Kabhi Na Wapas Aane Ko,
Chalega Mehfil Me Jab Zikr
Hamara Koi, To Tum Bhi Tanhayi
Dhundoge Aansoo Bahane Ko.!!
Ek Din Mai Us ke Sath Gaya Date Paar,
Phir Usne Apni Birthday Pe Bulaya Gate Paar,
Hum Ne Kuch Baten ki Beth Kar,
Us k Bhai Ki Haat Gai Hame Dekh kar,
Phir Usne Mujhe Chamat Diya Khench kar,
Phir Laat Maari Mere Pet Par,
Ek Hafte Tak Mai Leta Raha Bed Par,
Ab Kabhi Nahi Jounga Date Par.....