Why I Hate C.I.D.:
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An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
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… DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai
Tha?’
LADY: Ha, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
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ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me TumharaBhai Tha???
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LADY: Ha Sir…Wo Mera Bhai Tha.’
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab,
Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho..=xD
10 years ago
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A man making the confession of any creed worth ten minutes' intelligent talk, is always a man who gains something and gives up something. So long as he does both he can create: for he is making an outline and a shape.
O Friend ji..
Tussi Mitha Aam ho,
Coca-Cola da Jaam ho,
Sir Dard da Baam ho,
Sara kuch Theek hai,
Bas
SMS nahi karte,
Is waste Munni se zyada Badnaam ho...
Kaminey
10 years ago
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We ought to be more focused on enemies without than preoccupied with finding them within.
True love
ek ladki ne ladke ke khande pe sar
rakh kar pucha........ :-
"is khande pe kab tak sar rakhne
doge....?"
Best rply by boy: jab tak log mujhe khanda nahi de
dete...
Zindagi Me Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Mat Karna Mere Dost
Agar Pyar Sachha Nikla To Zindagi Aabad Ho Jayegi
Aur
Agar Pyar Dikhawa(jhutha) Nikla To,
Zindagi Barbad Ho Jayegi.
Its Not Just Like Msg Its My Feelings.
I think that I'm a better speechwriter than my speechwriters. I know more about policies on any particular issue than my policy directors. And I'll tell you right now that I'm gonna think I'm a better political director than my political director.
A religious person is devout in the sense that he has no doubt about the significance of those superpersonal objects and goals which neither require nor are capable of rational foundation
Akela hai dil aur use aati hai kisi ki yaadein
Har pal hum sochte hai unki kahi har baatein
Palko pe saji hai unse har ek mulakaatein
Kyuki unse hi toh milti thi hume sabse hasin saugaatien.
Tumko Chuke Bhi Chune Ko Karta
Hai Dil, Paake Bhi Paane Ko
Karta Hai Dil Awaargi Aane Lagi,
Sansoo Mein Khusboo Chahne Lagi
Dil Pe Dewanagi Chah Gai Is
Kadar, Band Ankhoon Se Bhi
Mujhko Aaye Nazar, Kaise
Kahein Hume Kitni Mohabbat Hai.
Koi Dukh Na Ho Koi Ghum Na Ho
Koi Aankh Kabhi Num Na Ho
Koi Dil Kisi Ka Tore Na
Koi Sath Kisi Ka Chore Na
Bas Piyar Ki Nadiyan Behti Ho
Kaash K Duniya Aisi Ho
They proved to me by convincing reasons that God does not exist; Afterwards I saw God, for he came and embraced me. And now what am I to believe- the reasoning of others or my own experience? Truth is what the soul has seen and experienced; the rest is appearance, prejudice and opinion.
Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?
Student: HIJKLMNO
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said H to O.
10 years ago
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I well remember how the thoughts I had up to the time of my discharge from the jail on every occasion were modified immediately after discharge, and after getting first-hand information myself. Somehow or other the jail atmosphere does not allow you to have all the bearings in your mind.