Kasti Ke Musafir Ne Samandar Nahi Dekha
Aankho Ko Dekha Par Dil Mein Utar Ke Nahi Dekha
Patthar Samajhte Hain Chahne Wale Humko
Hum To Mom The Kisi Ne Chhoo Kar Nahi Dekha…
Santa- Kal me film dekh Aya,
film achi thi par film ka naam bada ajib tha
Frnd-Kya naam tha
Snta- Badi Gaand
Frnd- abe vo badi gaand nhi"BODYGUARD" hai.
As You Celebrate Your Special Day,
Here’s What I Wish For U,
May Your Birthday Grow Happier By The Minute,
And Give You Reasons To Smile All Year Through,
We won't apologise for our way of life, nor will we weaver in its defence, and for those who seek to advance their aims by inducing terror and slaughtering innocents, we say to you now that our spirit is stronger and cannot be broken, you cannot outlast us, and we will defeat you.
Fellow-citizens, we cannot escape history. We of this Congress and this administration, will be remembered in spite of ourselves. No personal significance, or insignificance, can spare one or another of us. The fiery trial through which we pass, will light us down, in honor or dishonor, to the latest generation.
Santa goes to buy a underwear.
On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
Ek din sagar ne nadi se pucha,
Kab tak milti rahogi mujh khare jal se?
Nadi ne hans kar kaha,
Jab tak tujh me mithas na aa jaye tab tak.
10 years ago
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2 देशो को एक ही समय 1947को आजादी मिली।
एक मंगल पे पहुँच गया और दूसरा अभी भी भारत में घुसने कि तरकीबें सोच रहा।
पाकिस्तानी बोलते है कि हम हिंदुओ को जिंदा जला देंगे .....
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उन के लिए 2 लाईन पेश कर रहा हु ,
"जलते हुए दिए को परवाने क्या बुझायेंगे,
जो मुर्दों को नही जलाते वो जिन्दो को क्या जलाएंगे........
The first lady in my life, but now you're gone,
I learned through the years to keep carrying on.
Your picture brings me tears and memories,
The way things could be...and they should be, but they're not.
Lafzon Ke Fasaane Dhondhte Hain Hum Log
Lamhon Mai Zamaane Dhondhte Hain Hum Log
Tu Zehr Hi De Sharaab Keh Kar Saaqi
Jeene Ke Bahaane Dhondhte Hain HumLog…
Ladka propose mare toh ladkik
5 jawab ho sakte hai
1. No
2. Yes
3. Main apko sirf dost smajhtihu .
4. I m engaged
5. I love someone else...
Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare
to ladke k 5 jawab
1. Haa .
2. Yes
3. Ok
4. Alright
5. Me 2
10 years ago
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Ek Ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha: ?
Amul the taste of india?
Ye dekh k *Santa ne apne pant pe likhwaya: ?
KurKure tedha hai par mera hai? #Sp