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I had rather eleven died nobly for their country than one voluptuously surfeit out of action.

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Country Quotes , Action Quotes

Koi chahta hai kisi ko apnane k liye,
koi chahta hai kisi ko tanhai se bachanye k liye...
mujhe bhi kisi ne chaha tha,
magr sirf apna dil behlane k liye..

9 years ago

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You cannot stop me; I spend thirty thousand men a month.

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Tags : Napoleon Bonaparte Quotes , War Quotes , Men Quotes

In their different ways, art and philosophy help us, in Schopenhauer's words, to turn pain into knowledge.

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Tags : Alain de Botton Quotes , Art Quotes , Pain Quotes

Hame hasne hasane ki adat hai,
Nazron se nazren milane ki aadat hai,
Par hamari nazar to unse hai ja mili,
Jinhe nazren jhuka ke sharmane ki adat hai

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We are all substantially flawed, wounded, angry, hurt, here on Earth. But this human condition, so painful to us, and in someways shameful- because we feel we are weak when the reality of ourselves is exposed- is made much more bearable when it is shared, face to face, in words that have expressive human eyes behind them.

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Tags : Alice Walker Quotes , Hurt Quotes , Eye Quotes

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it.

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Tags : Ovid Quotes , Health Quotes , Medicine Quotes

Why do old men wake so early? Is it to have one longer day?

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Tags : Ernest Hemingway Quotes , Men Quotes , Old Man Quotes

गुरु जी:
कर्मण्येवाधिकारस्ते मां फलेषु कदाचन।।
सन्ता, इसका अर्थ बता?

सन्ता -
काम नही होने से
राधिका रस्ते पर घूम रही है
कदाचित उसे फल खरीदने होंगे!

9 years ago

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Log Kehte Hai Ek Rishta Khatam Hone Se
Sari Dunia Khatam Nahi Hoti,
Lekin Uska Kya
Jiski Dunia Hi Sirf Ek Rishte Se Hai.

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Music is the voice that tells us that the human race is greater than it knows.

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Tags : Napoleon Bonaparte Quotes , Music Quotes , Wisdom Quotes

To free a person from error is to give, and not to take away.

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Tags : Arthur Schopenhauer Quotes , Teaching Quotes , Philosophical Quotes

In the middle of an ocean on board a ship, one can get a sense of vastness.

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Tags : Sri Aurobindo Quotes , Ocean Quotes , Boards Quotes

My angel,-his name is Freedom,- Choose him to be your king; He shall cut pathways east and west, And fend you with his wing.

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Kings Quotes , Freedom Quotes

Zindagi gujar jaye par dosti kam na ho yaad hume rakhna chahe paas hum na ho qayamat tak chalte rahe dostika safar dua karo kabhi ye rishta khatam na ho

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Khuda Ne Insan Ko Jab Tanha Paya,

To Uski Bebasi Dekh UsPe Taras Khaya.

Nahi aa Sakta Tha Khud jami Pe,

Islye unhone Sabke Liye Ek ham jaisa dost Banaya..

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The truest sayings are paradoxical.

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Tags : Laozi Quotes , Taoism Quotes , Paradoxical Quotes

भी-अभी अमेरिका ने दावा किया कि - "हमने मगंल, शनि आदि की खोज की है और खोज पर 147 बिलियन का खर्च आया है"।
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अब इन को कौन समझाये कि हमारे यहाँ तो 101/- में ब्राह्मण इन दोनों ग्रहों की दिशा ही बदल देते हैं।

9 years ago

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Must Read..!!
Girl : Bhaiya ye apple kitne ke diye?
Fruit wala : 100 ke 10
Girl : itne mehenge.. kum kro thode
Fruit wala : acha to 80 ke 8 le lo
Girl : Ye hui na baat de do
Girls are so Intelligent..!!

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Switzerland is a country where very few things begin, but many things end.

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Tags : F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes , Country Quotes , Switzerland Quotes