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  • GIRL Xcuse me brothr dats my seat BOY Ok bt im not ur brother My DAD nevr fucked urMOM GIRL True bt my DAD fucked ur MOM MORAL Ladkia b ab madrchod ho gyi hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • u na chup betho tum ku6 bat karo

    mere zazbato ka ku6 to khayal khayal karo


    aao mere karib muje pyar karo

    ha muje pyar karo
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • वो महिलाये भी अप्सराओं से कम नही लगती ,जो दारू पिये हुये पति को बिना ताने मारे गर्म गर्म खाना परोस कर देती है
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kaash koi khushiyon ki dukaan hoti

    Aur mujhe uski pehchaan hoti

    Khareed leta har khushi aapke liye

    Chahe uski keemat meri jaan bhi hoti..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • I believe this thought, of the possibility of death - if calmly realised, and steadily faced would be one of the best possible tests as to our going to any scene of amusement being right or wrong. If the thought of sudden death acquires, for you, a special horror when imagined as happening in a theatre, then be very sure the theatre is harmful for you, however harmless it may be for others; and that you are incurring a deadly peril in going.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Lewis Carroll Quotes , Believe Quotes , Special Quotes
  • Sidhu Shayari For Dharmendra :-
    2. Prem Parichay Ko Pehchaan Bana Deta Hai
    Veerane Ko Gulistan Bana Deta Hai
    main Aap Beeti Kehta Hun Dharam Paaji
    Prem Insaan Ko Bhagwan Bana Deta Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Navjot Singh Sidhu Shayari
  • Pyaasa Hai Dil Unki Mohabbat Ke Liye.
    Chhoda Hai Jaha Ko Unki Mohabbat Ke Liye.
    Log Soote Hain Sukoon Se Raat Me.
    Humne Khoya Hai Sukoon Unki Mohabbat Ke Liye.!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • शाम का गया अगर सुबह फिर फेसबुक पर लौट आता है तो
    समझो
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    बन्दा बिल्कुल निठल्ला है - मेरी तरह !!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • mujhe ek macher ne kata kyoki usme junnun tha mene khujlaya kyoki isme mujhe sukun tha fir bhi mene use chor diya kyoki uske rago me mera hi khun tha..
    • 10 years ago



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  • I Just Broke Up With Someone
    And The Last Thing She Said
    To Me Was:
    "You Will Never Ever Find Anyone
    Like Me Again In Your Life"

    I Am Thinking,
    I Should Hope Not !
    If I Do Not Want You,
    Why Would I Want Someone Like You.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • The most offensive egotist is he that fears to say "I" and "me." "It will probably rain" - that is dogmatic. "I think it will rain" - that is natural and modest. Montaigne is the most delightful of essayists because so great is his humility that he does not think it important that we see not Montaigne. He so forgets himself that he employs no artifice to make us forget him.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Rain Quotes , Humility Quotes