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  • Apne friends Ko Kya gift Doon,
    Koi Achha Sa Phul Hota To Mali Se Mangwaata,
    Magar Jo Khud Gulaab H Usko Kya Gulaab Doon.
    JanmDin Mubark
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Birthday SMS
  • Aksar jab hum unko yaad kartey hain,
    Apne rub se yahi fariyaad kartey hain,
    Umar hamari bhi lag jaye unko,
    Kyuki hm unko khudse jyada pyar krte h.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • આ કોનો નવો નંબર છે...?
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    નવાણૂ બે અઠાણૂ મોડૂ ઉઠાણૂ
    તો નો નવાણૂ:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Gujarati Jokes
  • Everybody should do in their lifetime, sometime, two things. One is to consider death...to observe skulls and skeletons and to wonder what it will be like to go to sleep and never wake up-never. That is a most gloomy thing for contemplation; it's like manure. Just as manure fertilizes the plants and so on, so the contemplation of death and the acceptance of death is very highly generative of creating life. You'll get wonderful things out of that.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Alan Watts Quotes , Sleep Quotes , Acceptance Quotes
  • Achha Dost Takkiye Ke Jaisa
    Hota Hai,
    Mushkil Mein Seene Se Laga
    Sakte Hain,
    Dukh Mein Us Par Sar Rakhkar
    Ro Sakte Hain, Khushi Mein Galey
    Laga Sakte
    Hain,
    Aur
    Gusse Mein Laat Bhi Maar Sakte
    Hain..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS
  • Bf: You Know Where I Want To Kiss You?
    Gf: Lips?
    Bf: No
    Gf: Cheek?
    Bf: No
    Gf: Neck?
    Bf: Nope
    Gf: Then Where?
    Bf: In Da Wedding Lawn In Front
    Of Our Families When We Both Say "I Do"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • Khud se hum ik nafas hile bhi kahan
    us ko dhundhen to wo mile bhi kahan
    khema-khema guzar le ye shab
    subah-dam ye qafle bhi kahan
    ab ta’mul na kar dil-e-khudkam
    ruth le phir ye silsile bhi kahan
    aao aapas mein kuch gile kar lain
    warna yun hai ke phir gile bhi kahan
    khush ho sine ke in kharashon par
    phir tanaffus ke ye sile bhi kahan
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • इस कदर नसीब की हुकूमत है अपनी जिंदगी में कि...
    अब इन आँखों में ख्वाब और दिल में तमन्नाएँ भी इजाजतें लेकर आती हैं..!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • पुलिस और पत्नी में समानताऐं:
    1. ना इनकी दोस्ती अच्छी और ना ही दुश्मनी।
    2. इनसे बनाकर रखना मजबूरी है।
    3. इनका पता नहीं कब बिगङ जाऐं।
    4. अगर ये प्यार से बात करे तो अलर्ट हो जाऐं।
    5. दोंनों ही खतरनाक धमकी देते हैं।
    6. इनसे बहस में जीतना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है।
    7. ये पहला हिसाब याद रखते हैं।
    8. अपने राज कभी नहीं खोलते।
    9. इनको जबरदस्ती तारीफ चाहिए।
    10. इनसे पंगा लेना खतरनाक साबित हो सकता है।
    11. विरोध मौका देखकर करते हैं।
    12. सुन भले ही लें आपकी लेकिन करेंगे मन की ही।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Shiv Ki Shakti, Shiv Ki Bhakti, Khushi Ki Bahar Mile,
    Shivratri Ke Paavan Avsar Par Aapko Zindagi Ki Ek Nayi Shuruaat Mile!
    Happy Maha Shivratri!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Shivratri SMS
  • Student:" mujhe sanskrit sikha do
    .
    .
    Pandit:" kyon??
    .
    .
    Student:" devtao ki bhasha hai,
    swarg me kaam ayegi..
    .
    .
    Pandit:" agar narak mein gaya to ?? .
    .
    student:" Galiya dene mein toh PH.D ki hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • I know from having had a child, and from having been a child myself, that children will copy you. So, the best way to get them to read, is to read. The best way to get them to do anything is to do it yourself, and they will absolutely copy you. That way, you don't have to worry about what's supposedly age appropriate, a child will pick something up when the child is ready.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Alice Walker Quotes , Children Quotes , Worry Quotes
  • Beta- Papa chalo nani ke yaha chalte hai.
    Papa- abhi last week to gaye the.
    Beta- to kya hua fir chalte hai.
    Papa- (samjhate huye) Ek Jagah Bar bar jane se respect kam ho jati hai.

    Kuch Din Baad....

    Papa- 4-5 Din Se School Kyo Nahi Gaye?
    Beta- Aapne hi to kaha tha ki ek jagah bar bar jane se respect kam ho jati hai.

    :)
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Kuch Sitaron Ke Chamak Nhi
    Jaati Kuch Yaado Ke Khanak
    Nhi Jati, Kuch Dosto Se Hota
    Hai Aisa Rishta Ke Door Reh
    Ke Bhi Unki Mehak Nhi Jati..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS