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  • Santa: Shirt Ke Liye Kapda Dikhaiye.
    Salesman: Plain Me Dikhau.?
    Santa: Nahi Helicopter Me Dikha Saale Bandar Ki Aulad Hume Dekha Nahi Ki Majak Shuru.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar tha mujhe usi se,
    Uski chahat me mai tadpata raha,
    Mout bhi meri mahobbat ko rok na saki,
    Kabar me bhi ye dil darkata raha.
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Hum tumhein paa kr khona nahi chahtey
    judai mein tumhari or rona nahi chahtey
    tum hamarey hi rehna hamesha
    hum bhi kisi or ke hona nahi chahtey
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Kbhi Na Hathon Se Hath Choote KhayaL Rakhna!

    Kabhi Na Chahat Ka Man Toote KhayaL Rakhna!

    BachAa K Rakhna Mohabat Ko Sazishon Se!

    Wafa Ki DoLat Fajool Na Loote KhayaL Rakhna!

    Jo Ho Mohabat To ranjishon Se Khayal Rakhna!

    Mera DiL To Tod Diya Kisi Aur Ka Na Todna KhayaL Rakhna!
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Ek Udta Hua Murgi Anda Diya,
    Doston Anda Ka Kya Hua ?
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    Mujhe Pta Hai Aap Jawab De Nahi Paoge,
    Dosto Anda Ka Kuch Nahi Hua Kyun Ki Murgi Underwear Pehni Thi,
  • 10 years ago



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  • Muje chod de Mere haal
    pr.. Tera kya bharosa ay
    AJNABI.. Teri Mukhtasir c
    Nawazishein.. Mera dard
    aur barha na dein
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Ek muslim girl exam me hindu ladke se boli.. "ExcusE me...BHAIJAAN.." Ladka bola- "confuse q krti h0..? Ya t0 bhAi bol ya jAAn bol..
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : New Whatsapp Status
  • Dil Me Aap Ho Aur Koi Khas Kaise Hoga,

    Yado Me Aapke Siva Koi Paas Kaise Hoga,

    Hichkiyan Kehti He Aap Yaad Karte Ho,

    Par Bulaoge Nhi To Hame Ehsas Kese Hoga.
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Santa knocks the door

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    Banta:"kaun hai ??

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    Santa:"mai hoon

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    Banta:"mai kaun ??

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    Santa:"le abe pagal khud ko hi bhool gaya tu banta...
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Rab se aap ki khushi maangte hain,
    duaon mein aapki hasi maangte hain,
    sochte hai aapse kya maange,
    chalo aap se umar bhar ki mohabbat maangte hain…
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Santa to doctor:" Jab mein sota hu to mere sapne me Live IPL Cricket match aane lagta hai..
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    Doctor:" Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone se pehle kha lena..
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    Santa:" Kal se khaonga, aaj to final match hai...
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes