दिल्ली में इतना कोहरा है कि चोर ने महिला समझ के कुत्ते की चेन खींच ली। कुत्ता स्वस्थ है, चोर अस्पताल में भर्ती है। :joy::smiley::flushed::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
patni : suno ji, bus me aapko logo neitna kyon mara?
pati : Are mera ek photo bus main ek aurt ke pair ke niche girgaya tha aur mene kaha
madam zara saree uper kijiye photo lena hai….
Yøga Teacher:- Kya Aapke Pati Par Yøg Ka Asar Hø Raha Hai?
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Mahila:- Ha,
Bahut Jyada Asar Hø Raha Hai.
Pahle Wah Pairø Par Khade Høkar Puri Bøtal Pi Jate The.
Ab Sir Ke Bal Khade Høkar Puri Bøtal Gatak Jate Hai.
Apple IPhone 7 Launched In India At Rs. 70,000.00 mene Papa Ko Kaha Papa Mughe IPhone 7 Chiye. Papa Ne Kaha- Beta Etne Me To 1 Bike+6 Months Ka Petrol Aa Jayega Mene Moka Pe Choka Mara – Accha Papa To Wahe Khrid Do Papa Shocked But Me Rock……..
Dr: Lo nikal diya khrab dant tha, mgr tum
chillati bhot ho, Us din kya kro gi .
Girl: Kis din?
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Dr. - Jane do Padhne wala Bada kamina hai
Samaj gaya hoga
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