1. 30 STATES - STILL WE ARE ONE
2. 1618 LANGUAGES - STILL WE ARE ONE
3. 6 RELIGIONS - STILL WE ARE ONE
4. 6400 CASTES - STILL WE ARE ONE
5. 29 MAJOR FESTIVALS - STILL WE ARE ONE
AND WE WILL BE AS A INDIAN FOR EVER......................
REAL LOVE:
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Garmi me boy ne jab Pasina gf k
dupatte se pocha to wo boli:
"Dupatta Ganda na karo,
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Aur Jab usne Maa ke Aanchal se
pocha to Maa boli:
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"Ye Ganda hai, Saaf deti hu,
In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother
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But
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Brother Never Support Sister.
You Know Why ?
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Because Sister Know What Love
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And
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Brother Knows What Boys Are...
Ladki wale –
Hamein aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho.
Sirf Boiled Khana khae….. Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le.
Pandit –
Aisa ladka to apko wo samane wale Leelavati Hospital ke ICU mein hi milega..!!
girl : i love u dear! will u marry me?îî
boy : kuch different aur new style me propose kar na...
girl : teri lash ko aag lagane ka chance mere bete ko dega kya ??:-):--)
Tension - When Wife Is Pregnant.
Terror - When Girlfriend Is Pregnant.
Horror - When Both Are Pregnant.
Tragedy - When You Are Not Responsible For Both.
Boy: Mom, please give me a glass of water,
Mom: You come and drink.
Boy: please Mom.
Mom: if you repeat, i’ll slap u.
Boy: When you come to slap me, plz bring the water….. :-D
एक छोरा एक छोरी को प्रपोज करते हुए:- I LOVE YOU…..!! ; ; छोरी:- तमीज से बात करो, छोरा:- ओम मंगलम भगवान विष्णु मंगलमगरुड ध्वज्: मंगलम पुण्डरिकाक्षाय With Due Respect Beg To Say That “I Love You” देवी जी, Offer ग्रहण करें, स्वाहा…!!! ; ; और तब तक गाल पर चटाक, छोरा गाल सहलाते हुए ये क्या है….??? छोरी:- पूर्णाहुति के बाद नारियल फूटा है….!!!
A Boy Was Staring To A Group Of
Girls
For A Long Time.....
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After Sometime One Girl Came
Forward & Said....
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Girl Says:-
Naa Dekh Aise Hasino Ko Paap
Hoga,
Tu Bhi Ek Din Kisi Hasina Ka Baap
Hoga...
Wow !!! What a Shayari.....
After Listening To The Girl, The
Boy
Said :
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Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho....
Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho....
Aur Mujhe Baap Kehne Wali Teri
Hi
Bachi Ho...
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Boys will be Boys"
kafi time lagta hai ek shareef
bande ko girlfrnd
patane me..
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Phir agar pat jaye toh..
kisi ka baap bhi use dobara
shareef nahi bana
sakta...
Narak me
bahut sare log maza kar rahe the.
God ne Yamraj se pucha - "ye log narak me b maja kar rahe hai."
Yamraj :
HOSTEL wale hai.. Saale kahin b SET ho jate hai.