Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie
Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?
Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro.
Kyon k
Shadi Shuda Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.
One Of The Best Moments In Life Is Wen,
"U See Ur Yellow Rose Turning Red Rose",
Hard 2 Understand????
.
So Read Again..
.
"Ur Frnd Turns Into Ur Luv".
Aik Larkay Ko Kia Chahiye Aik Larki Jo Pyar
De Aik Larki Jo Acha Khana Banae Aik Larki
Jo Uski Khidmat Kare Aur Ye Teeno Larkiyan
Apas Mein Kabhi Na Mil Sake.
BEAUTY TIP:
If you want to protect your face
from dust, sunrise and other such things,
then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion
with 7 years guarantee!
Log kehte hain
Pyar itna b mat karo
K
Girl friendsar pe swar ho jaye
Hum kehtey hain
K
Pyar itna karo
K
Girl friend ki friend bhi tumhre sath farar ho jaye...
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people...
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!!
No we cant disturb our Boss...
Only the open heart receives love,
only the open mind receives wisdom,
only the open hand receives gifts and
only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
Be Careful When A Gal Tells U That
She Loves U From The Bottom Of Her Heart.
For This May Mean That There Is Still
Enough Space For Another Boy On Top!