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  • Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai, Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai.. TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
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  • To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.
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  • Todays Students Thinking Thousands Of Yesterdays Are Gone.. Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come.. But Still A Hope Is Alove.. Kal Se Pakka Parhenge
  • 10 years ago



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  • MOVIES OF SCHOOL Class = BARDASHT Attendance = HERA PHERI Class Room = NO ENTRY Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN Exam = EVIL DEAD Examinar = DON Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KON ? Marking = ANDHA KANOON Exam Time = QAYAMAT Cheating = LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI Question Paper = PAHELI Answer Paper = KORA KAGHAZ Result = SADMA Pass = CHAMATKAR Fail = DEVDAS Future = NA TUM JANO NA HUM HappY eXaM SeaSOn
  • 10 years ago



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  • Exams ka kala saya hai, Exam k dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, Par inhe kaun samjhaye ye to bus moh maya hai!!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee. neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee. Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa. Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya
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  • A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
  • 10 years ago



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  • All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams
  • 10 years ago



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  • Book khulti hai,exam ka sama hota hai,Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai
  • 10 years ago



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  • Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail! :D
  • 10 years ago



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  • 1 tree katne se 2000 exam ans.sheet banti h. agar hum sab students milkar exam na dene ka faisla kare to socho kitne ped bacha sakte hai. aakhir hum hi to desh ka future hai.is msg ko har student k sath share karo,,' exam hatao'tree bachao..."
  • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Ro Kyu Rhe Ho..? Girl: Exm Me Mere Kam Marks Aaye Hai. Boy: Kitne Aaye Hai.. Girl: Sirf 88% Boy: Khuda Ka Khoff Kar.. Itne Me To 2 Ladke Paas Ho Jaate Hai.!!
  • 10 years ago



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  • According to newton’s 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Introducing T20 Cricket format in exams 1. Reduce exam time by 1 hour, marks by 50 2. Break after each 15 minutes 3. Give free hit marks for unexpected question 4. First 30 min. power play, no teachers in exam hall 5. Cheer girls dance for each additional sheet.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye
  • 10 years ago



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  • Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Latest Exam time song - "subah hone na de, saath khone na de, ek dusre ko hum sone na de" Warna . . . . Milega zero... o O o o Milega zero... o O o O :o
  • 10 years ago



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  • Neeraj Gupta love letter v/s exam paper love : hazaro khayal aate hai jinhe shabdo me nahi likh pate or exam : hazaro shabd likhne padte hai jo khayalo me bhi nahi aate .gn Djsumit
  • 10 years ago



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  • Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20… Same rules should be applied in Examz! (1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour. (2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins. (3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written. (4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion. (5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)
  • 10 years ago



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