MOVIES OF SCHOOL
Class = BARDASHT
Attendance = HERA PHERI
Class Room = NO ENTRY
Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN
Exam = EVIL DEAD
Examinar = DON
Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KON ?
Marking = ANDHA KANOON
Exam Time = QAYAMAT
Cheating = LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI
Question Paper = PAHELI
Answer Paper = KORA KAGHAZ
Result = SADMA
Pass = CHAMATKAR
Fail = DEVDAS
Future = NA TUM JANO NA HUM
HappY eXaM SeaSOn
Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee.
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee.
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa.
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
Book khulti hai,exam ka sama hota hai,Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai
1 tree katne se 2000 exam ans.sheet banti h.
agar hum sab students milkar exam na dene ka
faisla kare to socho kitne ped bacha sakte hai.
aakhir hum hi to desh ka future hai.is msg ko
har student k sath share karo,,'
exam hatao'tree bachao..."
Boy: Ro Kyu Rhe Ho..?
Girl: Exm Me Mere Kam Marks Aaye Hai.
Boy: Kitne Aaye Hai..
Girl: Sirf 88%
Boy: Khuda Ka Khoff Kar.. Itne Me
To 2 Ladke Paas Ho Jaate Hai.!!
Introducing T20 Cricket format in exams
1. Reduce exam time by 1 hour, marks by 50
2. Break after each 15 minutes
3. Give free hit marks for unexpected question
4. First 30 min. power play, no teachers in exam hall
5. Cheer girls dance for each additional sheet.
Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!
Latest Exam time song - "subah hone na de,
saath khone na de,
ek dusre ko hum sone na de" Warna
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. Milega zero... o O o o
Milega zero... o O o O :o
Neeraj Gupta
love letter v/s exam paper
love :
hazaro khayal aate hai jinhe shabdo me nahi likh pate
or
exam :
hazaro shabd likhne padte hai jo khayalo me bhi nahi aate
.gn
Djsumit
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)