इंसान का दिमाग 24 घंटे काम करता है...!! सिर्फ वह दो बार ही बंद हो जाता है..,, पहला Exam के समयऔर दूसरा बीवी पसंद करते समय..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein,
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Fail Ho Jauga..
Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Examiner: y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
student: No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
"Wo Mud Mud ke Dekh Rehe The Hume"
"Hum Mud Mud Ke Dekh Rehe The Unhe"
"Wo Hume
Hum Unhe"
"Hum Unhe
Wo Hume"
"Kyoki Exam Mai Na Unhe Kuch Aata Tha Na Hume.
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
Education related songs:
SCHOOL- Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala
TUTION- Idhar chala mai udhar chala
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MATHS- Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
SCIENCE- Aa khusi se kudkushi karle
GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon main yaaro
ECONOMICS-Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,paise pe kyu tu marti hai
EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai
RESULT- Jiya dharak dharak
PASS- Aaj mai upar asman niche
FAIL- Jag suna suna lage
Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar larna, fekne mein
kami na karna, mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad rakhna aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna
Introducing T20 Cricket format in exams
1. Reduce exam time by 1 hour, marks by 50
2. Break after each 15 minutes
3. Give free hit marks for unexpected question
4. First 30 min. power play, no teachers in exam hall
5. Cheer girls dance for each additional sheet.
Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .
Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
Raat Ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi
Neend mujhe apni or ghasitati rahi
Neend Ko jhoka mera man mh gya aur 1 raat phir ye
inteeligent accha bina padhe so gaya...