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BORD EXAM me paas honeka ek chamtkari mantra:~ "Padhna-likhna tyag de dost, Nakal pe rakh aas, Odh Rajai soja beta, Rab karega paas!!... Bolo parchivale baba ki JAY.

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Agar tum kisi paper me paas hona chahte ho. To sari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karne me lag jati hai. Ye exam bhi apne hindi filmo ki tarah hote hai... End

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Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya

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According to newton’s 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!

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Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha. 1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di. Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya. 2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya likha? 1st bencher ne kaha - SIR Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai....!!!

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A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

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"Wo Mud Mud ke Dekh Rehe The Hume" "Hum Mud Mud Ke Dekh Rehe The Unhe" "Wo Hume Hum Unhe" "Hum Unhe Wo Hume" "Kyoki Exam Mai Na Unhe Kuch Aata Tha Na Hume.

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परिक्षा के :speak_no_evil:20 दीन और ज़ियो के भी :hear_no_evil:30 ही दीन
अब लोचा ये है की क्या करे ?:monkey:
फोकट का:calling: नेट चलाये या :money_with_wings:पैसे की किताबे पडे!:joy::grin::wink::smiley::grinning::smile::grinning::sweat_smile::grin::grin::grin::grin::joy::heart_eyes::kissing_heart:

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FIRE ko AAG kehte he COBRA ko NAAG kahte he GARDEN ko BAAG kahte he Aur "EXAMS" k samay jo kaam na kare, Use DIMAG kahte Hai..

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Bhgwan ka diya sab kuch h.. Books h . Notes h . Time h . Mauka h . or hausla to itna h ki jb chahu padh sakta hu.. bs 1 hi bat ki kami h.. . . . . . . Mood;-)

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Ye EXAM Ke Rishte bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain, Sab Apne Apne Naseeb Hote hain, Rehte Hain Jo Nigaho Se Door, Wo He QuEsTiOn Compulsury Hote Hain.

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Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

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Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye

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Boy: Ro Kyu Rhe Ho..? Girl: Exm Me Mere Kam Marks Aaye Hai. Boy: Kitne Aaye Hai.. Girl: Sirf 88% Boy: Khuda Ka Khoff Kar.. Itne Me To 2 Ladke Paas Ho Jaate Hai.!!

10 years ago

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Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God suceed u in every exams of ur life. Good luck & all the best

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Todays Students Thinking Thousands Of Yesterdays Are Gone.. Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come.. But Still A Hope Is Alove.. Kal Se Pakka Parhenge

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Exam me sir ne copy karne diya.. . . . Aur kaha bahar ye mat kehna ki maine copy karne diya tha.. . Student - Na ji, hum kahenge, Sir bahut stirct the, Harami the, Kutte ne hilne bhi nahi diya,Mar jaye sala

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Exam k Paawan Mauke Pe Arz h- Padhna-Likhna Tyag de Mitra, Nakal se rakh Aas. Odh Rajai So ja Beta, Rab krega Pass.

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Syllabus- 80GB We study- 80MB Retains in mind- 80KB Write in exam- 80Bytes Result cums in binary digits i.e. 00 01 10 11 Kya life hai hamari?

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Agar Tum Kisee Paper Mai Paas Hona Chahte Ho To Sari Kainat Tumhee Usko PassKarne May Lag Jati Hai Or Agar Aesa Nahi Hua To Exam Abhi Khatam Nahi Huey....... Suplementary Abhi Baqi Hai MereDost

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