eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
BORD EXAM me paas honeka ek chamtkari mantra:~
"Padhna-likhna tyag de dost,
Nakal pe rakh aas,
Odh Rajai soja beta,
Rab karega paas!!...
Bolo parchivale baba ki JAY.
7 things students do
During exams preparation:
1- sleeping
2- eating
3- texting
4- watch movies
5- chat with friends
6- dream of touching books
&
7- ask others
Studied something?
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
The Funniest Situation In Student Life
When We Have No Idea What To Write
In The Exam Paper N The Supervisor Comes
And
Says, "Please Cover Your Answer Sheet"
Neeraj Gupta
love letter v/s exam paper
love :
hazaro khayal aate hai jinhe shabdo me nahi likh pate
or
exam :
hazaro shabd likhne padte hai jo khayalo me bhi nahi aate
.gn
Djsumit
SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
In all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
Exam me sir ne copy karne diya..
.
.
.
Aur kaha bahar ye mat kehna ki
maine copy karne diya tha..
.
Student - Na ji, hum kahenge,
Sir bahut stirct the, Harami the, Kutte ne hilne bhi nahi diya,Mar
jaye sala
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Koi Kitab aisi milti,Jispe dil luta dete Har subject ne dimag khaya,kisi ek ko hi nipta dete,Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain,Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete
he funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet” :P
Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com