Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar larna, fekne mein
kami na karna, mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad rakhna aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna
Exam Paper Song---- :notes::notes::grin::v_tone1::grin::v_tone1::grin::v_tone1::notes::notes:
" Darwaaze :door: Ko Kundi Maaro Koi Na Andar Aane Paaye :no_good_tone1:..Teacher Ko :woman_tone1::school: Samjha Do , Cheating :pencil::writing_hand_tone1: Galti Se Bhi Ruk Na Jaaye :no_good_tone1:.. ... Thaka Thaka :disappointed::disappointed: Jo Feel Kare , Wo Jaa Ke Thoda Juice :tropical_drink: Gatak Le....Aur Jisko Cheating :pencil::writing_hand_tone1:nahi Krnii :no_good_tone1::rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes: , Woh Jaake Apnii Bhains :water_buffalo::water_buffalo: Charaye ... Bas Aaj Kii Baat Hai , Kal Se Wahi Syaape Hai , Jee Bhar Ke :sunglasses::v_tone1: Chaap Lo :joy:, ... Na Facebook Hai Na Google Hai .. Centre Pe Apna Raaz Hai :sunglasses::v_tone1::see_no_evil:..., Darne Kii Kya Baat Hai :shrug_tone1:♀...yeh Toh Bss Suruaat Hai :grin:... Yeh Toh Bss Suruaat Hai ....:grin::v_tone1::v_tone1::sunglasses:arrey Abhi Toh Paper Suru Hua Hai :grimacing::fingers_crossed_tone1::grin::sunglasses:.....
Hahahahaha:rofl::rofl:...All The Best To All The Students :information_desk_person::man_dancing_tone1:...
Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!
7 things students do
During exams preparation:
1- sleeping
2- eating
3- texting
4- watch movies
5- chat with friends
6- dream of touching books
&
7- ask others
Studied something?
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
"Wo Mud Mud ke Dekh Rehe The Hume"
"Hum Mud Mud Ke Dekh Rehe The Unhe"
"Wo Hume
Hum Unhe"
"Hum Unhe
Wo Hume"
"Kyoki Exam Mai Na Unhe Kuch Aata Tha Na Hume.
Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee.
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee.
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa.
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya
Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai
The Funniest Situation In Student Life
When We Have No Idea What To Write
In The Exam Paper N The Supervisor Comes
And
Says, "Please Cover Your Answer Sheet"
After Examination-
1st Benchers- Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,
2nd Benchers- Are yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,
3rd Benchers- Pass ho jaunga basitna pata hai,
4th Benchers- wat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,
Last benchers- "Abe Paper ko maar goli, wo mere room wali madam kya gazab aayi thi, samajhhi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"
After Examination-
1st Benchers- Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,
2nd Benchers- Are yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,
3rd Benchers- Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai,
4th Benchers- wat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,
Last benchers- "Abe Paper ko maar goli, wo mere room wali madam kya gazab aayi thi, samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"
Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga,
Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja..
Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi,
EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI..!!?!!
Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah.
Koi Book Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete
Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete
Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K
1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.