Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar larna, fekne mein
kami na karna, mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad rakhna aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna
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During An External Viva In A College:
Professor: Kuch Kiya Bhi Hai,
Ya Aise Hi Aa Gagye Ho??
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Student: Yes Sir, Subah Breakfast Karke Aaya Hun..
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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
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HAMARE YAHA
Naya Purana
Acha Kharab
Taza Basi
Tuta futa
SABHI Prakar Ke SMS Sweekar
Kiye Jate Hai..
KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE
Note:
Hamari Dusri Koi Branch Nahi Hai..
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Agar question paper tuff lage
ya samajh me na aye to ek gehri saans lo aur zor se chillao
kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho...!?
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Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
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What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
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Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Hum Pard Pate Hain
Balti Bhar Yaad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hain
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain!
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Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
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Na Waqt Hai Itna K Syllbus Puraa Kiyaa Jaye,
Na Tarkib Kaise Pass Kiya Jaye,
1 Aisa dard Diya Hai is Padhai ne,
Naa khulke Roya Jaye Na Jamke Soya Jaye...!!
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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete
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Saal Bhar Padhai Hm kiya nhi krte
Lekin Cheating Kr k Paper hm Likha nhi krte
Ae University waloPass krna h to kro
Fokat me Hm zyada Likha nhi krte
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Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga,
Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja..
Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi,
EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI..!!?!!
Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah.
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y nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”
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Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student..??
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Continue reading
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
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According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!
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Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
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Exam me sir ne copy karne diya..
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Aur kaha bahar ye mat kehna ki
maine copy karne diya tha..
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Student - Na ji, hum kahenge,
Sir bahut stirct the, Harami the, Kutte ne hilne bhi nahi diya,Mar
jaye sala
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Exam k Paawan Mauke Pe Arz h-
Padhna-Likhna Tyag de Mitra,
Nakal se rakh Aas.
Odh Rajai So ja Beta,
Rab krega Pass.
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