Agar Tum Kisee Paper Mai Paas Hona Chahte Ho
To Sari Kainat Tumhee Usko PassKarne May Lag Jati Hai
Or Agar Aesa Nahi Hua
To
Exam Abhi Khatam Nahi Huey.......
Suplementary Abhi Baqi Hai MereDost
Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Agar tum kisi paper me paas hona chahte ho. To sari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karne me lag jati hai. Ye exam bhi apne hindi filmo ki tarah hote hai...
End
SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
Introducing T20 Cricket format in exams
1. Reduce exam time by 1 hour, marks by 50
2. Break after each 15 minutes
3. Give free hit marks for unexpected question
4. First 30 min. power play, no teachers in exam hall
5. Cheer girls dance for each additional sheet.
After Examination-
1st Benchers- Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,
2nd Benchers- Are yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,
3rd Benchers- Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai,
4th Benchers- wat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,
Last benchers- "Abe Paper ko maar goli, wo mere room wali madam kya gazab aayi thi, samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"
Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .
BORD EXAM me paas honeka ek chamtkari mantra:~
"Padhna-likhna tyag de dost,
Nakal pe rakh aas,
Odh Rajai soja beta,
Rab karega paas!!...
Bolo parchivale baba ki JAY.
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
In all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
Book khulti hai,exam ka sama hota hai,Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai
The Funniest Situation In Student Life
When We Have No Idea What To Write
In The Exam Paper N The Supervisor Comes
And
Says, "Please Cover Your Answer Sheet"