Education related songs:
SCHOOL- Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala
TUTION- Idhar chala mai udhar chala
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MATHS- Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
SCIENCE- Aa khusi se kudkushi karle
GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon main yaaro
ECONOMICS-Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,paise pe kyu tu marti hai
EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai
RESULT- Jiya dharak dharak
PASS- Aaj mai upar asman niche
FAIL- Jag suna suna lage
Om shanti Om ka dialogue Hum students ke andaaz mein .. Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,, ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,, Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,, to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,, Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,, end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS...... aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,, to exam abhi khatam nahi hue, RE-TEST abhi baaki hai mere dost".
Exam me sir ne copy karne diya..
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Aur kaha bahar ye mat kehna ki
maine copy karne diya tha..
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Student - Na ji, hum kahenge,
Sir bahut stirct the, Harami the, Kutte ne hilne bhi nahi diya,Mar
jaye sala
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Boy: Ro Kyu Rhe Ho..?
Girl: Exm Me Mere Kam Marks Aaye Hai.
Boy: Kitne Aaye Hai..
Girl: Sirf 88%
Boy: Khuda Ka Khoff Kar.. Itne Me
To 2 Ladke Paas Ho Jaate Hai.!!
WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee.
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee.
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa.
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya
Student style.
7 dayz bfor exm...
Day1-exm ke liye itni chhutiyan..
haha..aram se ho jayega..
Day2-abhi to 6 din pade hai huh...
Day3-aaj to yar uske ghar jana tha....yha jana tha...vha jana tha... kal padhenge...
Day4-aaj pdhunga...raat puri raat...10 baje..off to sleep..kal pakka :o
Day5-bhai syllabus bata,bus itna
sa hai,yuhi tension lerha tha...
Day6-kya padhu,kuchsamajh nhi aa rha...
ye karta hu...nhi ye karta hun...
ye vo...ye vo...'ghanta padhu ab'
Day7-abe tune kitna kar liya?
kuch bhi nhi..bhai tune kitna kr liya ?
abe lagi padi hai...!! bhai paper ka jugad karlo paise mila ke...kar lo bhai
bol raha hu...!!
'ON EXAMINATION'
'kaash 1 din or mil jata, faad deta subject...!!
1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Me Padhi Ja Sakti H,
Writer- 6 Months
Doctor- 2 Months
Lawyer- 1 Month
Engg. Student-ye Batao Exam Kab Hai..raat Bhar Mai Nipta Denge
Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi
Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha
Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams