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  • Probability of a topic “The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely…
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  • Neeraj Gupta love letter v/s exam paper love : hazaro khayal aate hai jinhe shabdo me nahi likh pate or exam : hazaro shabd likhne padte hai jo khayalo me bhi nahi aate .gn Djsumit
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  • Fact. . . . . . . . . Agar Hand Writing Ki Baat Karen To Exam Ke Aakhiri 15 Min Mein Har Student Mein Doctor Ki Aatma Aa Jati Hai.
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  • Syllabus- 80GB We study- 80MB Retains in mind- 80KB Write in exam- 80Bytes Result cums in binary digits i.e. 00 01 10 11 Kya life hai hamari?
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  • Ye EXAM Ke Rishte bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain, Sab Apne Apne Naseeb Hote hain, Rehte Hain Jo Nigaho Se Door, Wo He QuEsTiOn Compulsury Hote Hain.
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  • Charo aur padayi ka saya hain, Saare paper mein zero aaya hain, Hum to yuhi chal dete hao bina muh dhoye exam dene, Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai.
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  • A GENIUS Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100? -As Such V Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester !!
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  • Agar tum kisi paper me paas hona chahte ho. To sari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karne me lag jati hai. Ye exam bhi apne hindi filmo ki tarah hote hai... End
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  • Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Hum Pard Pate Hain Balti Bhar Yaad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hain Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain!
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  • Book khulti hai,exam ka sama hota hai,Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai
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  • Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult to Understand. 3 More Explanation is Needed. 4 Result is always FAIL!
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  • All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams
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  • SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
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  • Saal Bhar Padhai Hm kiya nhi krte Lekin Cheating Kr k Paper hm Likha nhi krte Ae University waloPass krna h to kro Fokat me Hm zyada Likha nhi krte
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  • BORD EXAM me paas honeka ek chamtkari mantra:~ "Padhna-likhna tyag de dost, Nakal pe rakh aas, Odh Rajai soja beta, Rab karega paas!!... Bolo parchivale baba ki JAY.
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  • Fire Ko Aag Kahte He. Cobra Ko Naag Kahte He. Garden Ko Baag Kahte He. Or "Exams" K Samay Jo Kaam Na Kare, Use Dimag Kahte He
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  • Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha. 1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di. Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya. 2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya likha? 1st bencher ne kaha - SIR Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai....!!!
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  • A Student Grabbed A Coin, Flipped It In The Air & Said, “Head, I Go To Sleep.” Tail, I Watch A Movie. If It Stands On The Edge I’ll Study
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  • Q:Wo Konsi ek Baat hai jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle bhi Students kehte the,Aj b Kehte hen Or Qayamat tak Kahngay? Ans:Bus Kal se Parhai Start.
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  • Na Waqt Hai Itna K Syllbus Puraa Kiyaa Jaye, Na Tarkib Kaise Pass Kiya Jaye, 1 Aisa dard Diya Hai is Padhai ne, Naa khulke Roya Jaye Na Jamke Soya Jaye...!!
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