Exam SMS

Fact. . . . . . . . . Agar Hand Writing Ki Baat Karen To Exam Ke Aakhiri 15 Min Mein Har Student Mein Doctor Ki Aatma Aa Jati Hai.

8 years ago

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Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha. 1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di. Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya. 2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya likha? 1st bencher ne kaha - SIR Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai....!!!

8 years ago

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1 tree katne se 2000 exam ans.sheet banti h. agar hum sab students milkar exam na dene ka faisla kare to socho kitne ped bacha sakte hai. aakhir hum hi to desh ka future hai.is msg ko har student k sath share karo,,' exam hatao'tree bachao..."

8 years ago

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According to newton’s 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!

8 years ago

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परिक्षा के :speak_no_evil:20 दीन और ज़ियो के भी :hear_no_evil:30 ही दीन
अब लोचा ये है की क्या करे ?:monkey:
फोकट का:calling: नेट चलाये या :money_with_wings:पैसे की किताबे पडे!:joy::grin::wink::smiley::grinning::smile::grinning::sweat_smile::grin::grin::grin::grin::joy::heart_eyes::kissing_heart:

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Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye

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MOVIES OF SCHOOL Class = BARDASHT Attendance = HERA PHERI Class Room = NO ENTRY Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN Exam = EVIL DEAD Examinar = DON Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KON ? Marking = ANDHA KANOON Exam Time = QAYAMAT Cheating = LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI Question Paper = PAHELI Answer Paper = KORA KAGHAZ Result = SADMA Pass = CHAMATKAR Fail = DEVDAS Future = NA TUM JANO NA HUM HappY eXaM SeaSOn

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A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

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BORD EXAM me paas honeka ek chamtkari mantra:~ "Padhna-likhna tyag de dost, Nakal pe rakh aas, Odh Rajai soja beta, Rab karega paas!!... Bolo parchivale baba ki JAY.

8 years ago

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Agr Question Papr Tuff Lge Ya Smajh Me Na Aye To Ek Gehri Sans Lo Aur Zor Se Chillao Kami-no Fail Hi Karna He To Exam Kyo Lete Ho...!?

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Exams ka kala saya hai, Exam k dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, Par inhe kaun samjhaye ye to bus moh maya hai!!

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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe, ? ? ? ? ? ? Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai…. Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai

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Agr question papr tuff lge ya smajh me na aye to ek gehri sans lo aur zor se chillao kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho...!?

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Koi Kitab aisi milti,Jispe dil luta dete Har subject ne dimag khaya,kisi ek ko hi nipta dete,Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain,Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete

8 years ago

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After Examination- 1st Benchers- Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai, 2nd Benchers- Are yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya, 3rd Benchers- Pass ho jaunga basitna pata hai, 4th Benchers- wat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu, Last benchers- "Abe Paper ko maar goli, wo mere room wali madam kya gazab aayi thi, samajhhi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"

8 years ago

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Fire Ko Aag Kahte He. Cobra Ko Naag Kahte He. Garden Ko Baag Kahte He. Or "Exams" K Samay Jo Kaam Na Kare, Use Dimag Kahte He

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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20… Same rules should be applied in Examz! (1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour. (2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins. (3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written. (4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion. (5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)

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The Funniest Situation In Student Life When We Have No Idea What To Write In The Exam Paper N The Supervisor Comes And Says, "Please Cover Your Answer Sheet"

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Exam Paper Song---- :notes::notes::grin::v_tone1::grin::v_tone1::grin::v_tone1::notes::notes:

" Darwaaze :door: Ko Kundi Maaro Koi Na Andar Aane Paaye :no_good_tone1:..Teacher Ko :woman_tone1:‍:school: Samjha Do , Cheating :pencil::writing_hand_tone1: Galti Se Bhi Ruk Na Jaaye :no_good_tone1:.. ... Thaka Thaka :disappointed::disappointed: Jo Feel Kare , Wo Jaa Ke Thoda Juice :tropical_drink: Gatak Le....Aur Jisko Cheating :pencil::writing_hand_tone1:nahi Krnii :no_good_tone1::rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes: , Woh Jaake Apnii Bhains :water_buffalo::water_buffalo: Charaye ... Bas Aaj Kii Baat Hai , Kal Se Wahi Syaape Hai , Jee Bhar Ke :sunglasses::v_tone1: Chaap Lo :joy:, ... Na Facebook Hai Na Google Hai .. Centre Pe Apna Raaz Hai :sunglasses::v_tone1::see_no_evil:..., Darne Kii Kya Baat Hai :shrug_tone1:‍♀...yeh Toh Bss Suruaat Hai :grin:... Yeh Toh Bss Suruaat Hai ....:grin::v_tone1::v_tone1::sunglasses:arrey Abhi Toh Paper Suru Hua Hai :grimacing::fingers_crossed_tone1::grin::sunglasses:.....

Hahahahaha:rofl::rofl:...All The Best To All The Students :information_desk_person::man_dancing_tone1:...

8 years ago

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EXAM ke liye har book parh li hamne, . . . . . . . . . DUA hai facebook se bhi koi sawal Aajaye.

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