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  • It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.
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  • Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
  • 10 years ago



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  • Examiner: y r u under tension? Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator? student: No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)
  • 10 years ago



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  • A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
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  • If U Cry On Seeing D Question Paper It Is An Insult. If Ur Teacher Cries On Seeing Ur Answer Paper, It Is Ur Achievement... Happy Exams Days.
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  • AEROPLANE- WRITE BROTHERS CYCLE-MACMILLAN TELEPHONE-GRAHM BELL TELESCOPE-GALILEO EXAMS- SAALE KO DUNDHO RE PAKAD KE MARENGE.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Ro Kyu Rhe Ho..? Girl: Exm Me Mere Kam Marks Aaye Hai. Boy: Kitne Aaye Hai.. Girl: Sirf 88% Boy: Khuda Ka Khoff Kar.. Itne Me To 2 Ladke Paas Ho Jaate Hai.!!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
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  • Behind every successful student, there is one Girlfriend But what about a failed student..?? ? ? ? ? ? ? Continue reading
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  • A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
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  • Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To, Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao, Thoda Aur Karne Do, Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein, . . . . . Fail Ho Jauga..
  • 10 years ago



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  • FIRE ko AAG kehte he COBRA ko NAAG kahte he GARDEN ko BAAG kahte he Aur "EXAMS" k samay jo kaam na kare, Use DIMAG kahte Hai..
  • 10 years ago



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  • Book khulti hai,exam ka sama hota hai,Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai
  • 10 years ago



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  • Charo aur padayi ka saya hain, Saare paper mein zero aaya hain, Hum to yuhi chal dete hao bina muh dhoye exam dene, Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai.
  • 10 years ago



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  • SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
  • 10 years ago



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  • Exam k Paawan Mauke Pe Arz h- Padhna-Likhna Tyag de Mitra, Nakal se rakh Aas. Odh Rajai So ja Beta, Rab krega Pass.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Ye EXAM Ke Rishte bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain, Sab Apne Apne Naseeb Hote hain, Rehte Hain Jo Nigaho Se Door, Wo He QuEsTiOn Compulsury Hote Hain.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Exams ka kala saya hai, Exam k dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, Par inhe kaun samjhaye ye to bus moh maya hai!!
  • 10 years ago



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  • According to newton’s 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!
  • 10 years ago



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