Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya hain,
Hum to yuhi chal dete hao bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai.
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!
MOVIES OF SCHOOL
Class = BARDASHT
Attendance = HERA PHERI
Class Room = NO ENTRY
Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN
Exam = EVIL DEAD
Examinar = DON
Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KON ?
Marking = ANDHA KANOON
Exam Time = QAYAMAT
Cheating = LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI
Question Paper = PAHELI
Answer Paper = KORA KAGHAZ
Result = SADMA
Pass = CHAMATKAR
Fail = DEVDAS
Future = NA TUM JANO NA HUM
HappY eXaM SeaSOn
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee.
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee.
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa.
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya
Agar Tum Kisee Paper Mai Paas Hona Chahte Ho
To Sari Kainat Tumhee Usko PassKarne May Lag Jati Hai
Or Agar Aesa Nahi Hua
To
Exam Abhi Khatam Nahi Huey.......
Suplementary Abhi Baqi Hai MereDost
7 things students do
During exams preparation:
1- sleeping
2- eating
3- texting
4- watch movies
5- chat with friends
6- dream of touching books
&
7- ask others
Studied something?
Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga,
Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja..
Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi,
EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI..!!?!!
Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah.
Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi
Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha
Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya
Education related songs:
SCHOOL- Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala
TUTION- Idhar chala mai udhar chala
...
MATHS- Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
SCIENCE- Aa khusi se kudkushi karle
GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon main yaaro
ECONOMICS-Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,paise pe kyu tu marti hai
EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai
RESULT- Jiya dharak dharak
PASS- Aaj mai upar asman niche
FAIL- Jag suna suna lage