Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people...
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!!
No we cant disturb our Boss...
Log kehte hain
Pyar itna b mat karo
K
Girl friendsar pe swar ho jaye
Hum kehtey hain
K
Pyar itna karo
K
Girl friend ki friend bhi tumhre sath farar ho jaye...
Only the open heart receives love,
only the open mind receives wisdom,
only the open hand receives gifts and
only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden
I asked for a tree He gave me a forest,
I asked for a river He gave me an ocean,
I asked for an angel He gave me you.
Be Careful!
aap ko kissi unknown number se aik sms aa sakta hai jis se aapki
mobile screen pe meri photo aa jaye gi.
please dekhay bina delete kar dain kyon kay pehlay he bahut se
log deewanay ho chukay hain.
Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie
Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?
Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro.
Kyon k
Shadi Shuda Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.
If u see some one without a smile,
give him one of urns, coz u r among a
few good people who can shine others
lives by just walking with him a few miles.
Hum Ho Gaye Tumhare Tumhe Sochne K Bad,
Ab Na Daikhen Gay Kisi Ko Tumhe Daikhne K Bad,
Dunya Chor Dain Gai Tumhai Chorne K Bad,
KHUDA! Maaf Kare Itne Jhut Bolne K Bad.
New style of proposing a girl..
"i hv spent many sleepless nights
in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do
d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.
My Dear U r the Flower I unable to PLuck...
But Still I feel ur Unique fragrance...
Darling I had heaps of hopes about u..
& thousands of Snovy dreams about u....
Kia Howa Jo Us Nay Apnay Hathon Main Racha Li Mahendi,
Ab Hum Bhi Sehra Bandhwain Gay,
Hamain Pata Tha Woh Hamaray Naseeb Main Nahi Hai,
Ab Us Ki Choti Behan Ko Phasain Gay..
Lives are for living I live for you,
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you,
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?