Girl:
Kya Main Pyaari Hoon??
Boy:
Nahi
Girl:
Kya Tum Mere Saath Rehna Chahte
Ho??
Boy:
Nahi
Girl:
Kya Tum Rou Ge Agar Main TumkO
ChOr DoOn??
Boy:
Nahi
Larki Ko Ye Sub Sun Kar Bohat Dukh
Huwa Or Wo Rone Lagi..
Larkey Ne Us Ke Aansu Ponchhe Or
Kaha:
Tum Pyaari Nahi Ho
Lekin
Bahot KhOObsurat Ho!
Main Tumhare Saath Nahi Rehna Chahta
Lekin Tumhare Liye Jeena Chahta
HoOn!
Agar Tum Mujhe ChhOd Gai TO Main
Roun Ga Nahi
Mar JaUnga..:-)’
Once A Girl Asked A Boy:
Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height, Force, Speed,
Distance Etc. But Nothing To
Meaure Love, Trust, Friendship.
Why?
Boy Thought For A While, Took Her
In Arms, Looked In Her Deep Eyes
And Said:
Dekho Meri Jan!
Kiss Deni He To Do Warna Dimagh
Na Khao...
Ai dost jinn se hum ko tawaqo gulon kee thee,
Woh raaston mein khaar bakhere chale gaye,
Jo loot-te thay din ka saqoon raat ka qraar,
Kis desh ko woh haseen lutere chale gaye
Dukh hai dard hai toh dawaa hai dosti,
iss ghutan bhari zindagi ki haseen fiza hai dosti.
jo na samjhe uske liye kuch nahi,
jo samjhe uske liye khuda hai dosti
Friendship doesn’t need
any promises any terms or conditions.
it just need two wonderful people ..
Boy : aaj mere dil ka
operation hai .
Dost : pata hai be darta q hai
me hun na .
Boy : i love u
dost : Me bhi bahot pyaar karti
hun tujhse ...
Operation ke baad jab ladke ko
hosh aaya
to sirf uska papa hi samne
khada tha.
Boy : papa meri dost kahan
hai.
Papa : tumhe nahi pata
tumhe dil kisne diya.
Boy : what!
Aur zor zor se rota hai
Tabhi dil se aawaz aatii hai,
Ro mat kamine main tere sine me
hamesha ke liye zinda hun..!
dosti pe pyer kurban
ek dost garib tha or dosra amir tha par dono ko kisi bhi bta ka koe fark nhi padta tha dono ki dosti me kabhi koe bhi kami nhi thi ek din ek ladki college me aati hai dono man hi man us se pyer karte the par us ladki se nhi bol pate the dono dost ek dosre ko bhi nhi bataya tha ki wo us ladki se pyer karte the ek din ek dost ko pat chal jata hai ki vivek bhi us ladki se pyer karta hai dosra dost apna ap hi dor ho jata hai or apne pyer ko dosti ke liye kurban kar deta hai
Ae Dost Teri Yaad Mein Dil Ka Usool Hai
Hum Tujh Ko Bhul Jaayege Yeh Teri Bhool Hai
Meri Aankhon Se Koi Aansu Na Nikla Lekin
Ghar Ke Har Dar Se Rone Ki Sada Aati Hai
Shikwe Bhi Ziyaada Hai Aur Shikaayat Bhi Bohat Hai
Aur Iss Ke Liye Dil Mein Mohabbat Bhi Bohat Hai
Tum “ANJAN” Se Bichad Jao Toh Yun Maayus Na Hona
Kyunki Rishto Ke Nibhaane Mein Musibat Bhi Bohat Hai
"3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye k
Koun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga.
AWESOME
Me and my frnd story:
1: dekh maine naya mobileLiya.
2: waah,chal party de,
Me tuje gift dunga.
Shaamko wo hotel gaye(aftr dinner)
2: tumne hotel me khane ka intzam kaise kiya?
1: mobile Bechke,
Teri khushi se badhkar
thodi ku6 hai?
2: saale,muje pata tha,Tu aisa hi karega,
Maine tera becha hua mobile
Us dukan se le liyatha...
Le teri gift!
"Zindagi me dost nahi,
Dosto me zindagi hai"
A Very Very Triple Meaning Exchange Of
.
.
.
.
.
"Har Ek Friend Kamina Hota Hai"
Ladka Dost Se: Yaar Maine Apni
Girl Friend Ko Uski Birthday
Pe Apni Behan Ki New Diamond
Ring Chori Kar K Gift De Di,
.
.
Dost (Thappad Maar Kar) :
Kaminey Itni Mehngi Kharidi Thi Maine
.
.
Ladka: Saale Marta Kyun Hai...
Teri Ghar Hi To Wapis Gayi Hai.
Like to kar do..
Arz kiya hai.
Dost,
Chera har kisi ko dikhaya nahin jata,
man mein har kisi ko basaya nahin jata,
marey dost, yai dil, mahez dil nahin, ek mandir hai
har kisi ko, is main basaya nahin jata.
Kareeb aao, merey dost bano, marey hamraz bano,
dosti cheez hai keya, marey dost bataingey tumehen,
Ye who subha hai jis ki na sham hoti hai,
ye who umr hai jo kabhi na tamam hoti hai,
jo kartin hain isey who duniya ko bhool jatey hain,
duniya un ko yad karti hai, woh duniya ko yad atey hain.
Paiso ka khel
.
Mere bhi kabhi dost hua karte the. Ek do nhi jada hi hua karte the
Ek din ki bta hai me jab so kar Utah to mere pas kuchh nhi bacha tha
Mene apne dosto ko jab bhi call kara to mujhe ek hi jabab mila dost abhi mere pas time nhi hai E mere dosto kabhi wo din the jab tum sab mere hi satha rehte the
Ab apne aap ko. Apne aap se kaha hai mere man nhi hai dost koi. Dosti to paisa hai
Jo kabhi bhi kisi ko bhi dost or dusamn bana sakta hai
Albida dosti
Albida dosti
"3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye k
Koun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga.
right to thoko like
A Very Very Triple Meaning Exchange Of
.
.
.
.
.
"Har Ek Friend Kamina Hota Hai"
Ladka Dost Se: Yaar Maine Apni
Girl Friend Ko Uski Birthday
Pe Apni Behan Ki New Diamond
Ring Chori Kar K Gift De Di,
.
.
Dost (Thappad Maar Kar) :
Kaminey Itni Mehngi Kharidi Thi Maine
.
.
Ladka: Saale Marta Kyun Hai...
Teri Ghar Hi To Wapis Gayi Hai.
Like to kar do..
3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye
kKoun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane
jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga
by:DjRahul
Dosti Mausam Nahi
Apni Mudat Pori Kare Aur Rukhsat Ho Jaye
Dosti Sawan Nahi
Toot K Barse Aur Tham Jaye
Dosti Aag Nahi
Sulge Bharke Aur Rakh Ho Jaye
Dosti Aftab Nahi
Chamke Aur Dob Jaye
Dosti Phool Nahi
Khile Aur Murjha Jay
Dosti To Saans Hai
Jo Chale To Sab Kuch Hai
Jo
Toot Jaye To Kuch Bhi Nahi..
A Heart Touching Story:-
Ek 6 year k bacche ki dost
sunami me mar gyi..
Wo daily samundar k kinare jata,
Lehre aati or uske kadmo ko
bhiga jati,
Ladka rota or kehta tu kitne bhi
pav chu le..
Main kabhi tumhe maaf nahi
karunga…!
3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye
kKoun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane
jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga
A friendship story:
1st frnd:dekh maine naya mobile Liya.
2nd frnd:waah,chal party de,
Me tuje gift dunga.
Shaamko wo hotel gaye(aftr dinner)
2nd:tumne hotel me khane ka intzam kaise kiya?
1st frnd:mobile Bechke,
Teri khushi se badhkar
thodi ku6 hai?
2nd frnd:saale,muje pata tha,Tu aisa hi karega,
Maine tera becha hua mobile
Us dukan se le liyatha...
Le teri gift!
"Zindagi me dost nahi,
Dosto me zindagi hai".