Me and my frnd story:
1: dekh maine naya mobileLiya.
2: waah,chal party de,
Me tuje gift dunga.
Shaamko wo hotel gaye(aftr dinner)
2: tumne hotel me khane ka intzam kaise kiya?
1: mobile Bechke,
Teri khushi se badhkar
thodi ku6 hai?
2: saale,muje pata tha,Tu aisa hi karega,
Maine tera becha hua mobile
Us dukan se le liyatha...
Le teri gift!
"Zindagi me dost nahi,
Dosto me zindagi hai"
Suchh Kehte Hain Log Ke
Succhha Dost Zindagi Ke Shaan Hain
Main Abtak Dhund Nahi Paaya
Ke Mera Succhha Dost Kaun Hain
Meri Nazar Se Dekhoo
Toh Mera Her Ek Dost Meri Jaan Hain
Par Unki Sabse Pyarii Cheez
Apni Apni Jaan Hain
Isi Khayaal Mein Yaaro
Mera Dil Pareshaan Hain
Main Abtak Dhundh Nahi Payaa
Ke Mera Succhha Dost Kaun Hain….
3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye
kKoun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane
jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga
Paiso ka khel
.
Mere bhi kabhi dost hua karte the. Ek do nhi jada hi hua karte the
Ek din ki bta hai me jab so kar Utah to mere pas kuchh nhi bacha tha
Mene apne dosto ko jab bhi call kara to mujhe ek hi jabab mila dost abhi mere pas time nhi hai E mere dosto kabhi wo din the jab tum sab mere hi satha rehte the
Ab apne aap ko. Apne aap se kaha hai mere man nhi hai dost koi. Dosti to paisa hai
Jo kabhi bhi kisi ko bhi dost or dusamn bana sakta hai
Albida dosti
Albida dosti
Girl:
Kya Main Pyaari Hoon??
Boy:
Nahi
Girl:
Kya Tum Mere Saath Rehna Chahte
Ho??
Boy:
Nahi
Girl:
Kya Tum Rou Ge Agar Main TumkO
ChOr DoOn??
Boy:
Nahi
Larki Ko Ye Sub Sun Kar Bohat Dukh
Huwa Or Wo Rone Lagi..
Larkey Ne Us Ke Aansu Ponchhe Or
Kaha:
Tum Pyaari Nahi Ho
Lekin
Bahot KhOObsurat Ho!
Main Tumhare Saath Nahi Rehna Chahta
Lekin Tumhare Liye Jeena Chahta
HoOn!
Agar Tum Mujhe ChhOd Gai TO Main
Roun Ga Nahi
Mar JaUnga..:-)’
Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apne Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga
Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki
He Bhagwan
Ye dost wo h jinhone meri hr khushi hr gam me sath diya
Mere bachpan se lekr aaj tk mere
sath rhe
Kabhi roya to apne hatho se mere ansu pochhe
Ek glass pani b piya to b mere sath share kiya
Meri ek awaz pr dode chle aaye
or aap kehte ho ki me 1 FERRARI ke liye inhe chhod du
KHAIR, Koi baat nahi
Lekin FERRARI Red color ki hi dena
thoko like
A Very Very Triple Meaning Exchange Of
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.
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"Har Ek Friend Kamina Hota Hai"
Ladka Dost Se: Yaar Maine Apni
Girl Friend Ko Uski Birthday
Pe Apni Behan Ki New Diamond
Ring Chori Kar K Gift De Di,
.
.
Dost (Thappad Maar Kar) :
Kaminey Itni Mehngi Kharidi Thi Maine
.
.
Ladka: Saale Marta Kyun Hai...
Teri Ghar Hi To Wapis Gayi Hai.
Like to kar do..
Once A Girl Asked A Boy:
Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height, Force, Speed,
Distance Etc. But Nothing To
Meaure Love, Trust, Friendship.
Why?
Boy Thought For A While, Took Her
In Arms, Looked In Her Deep Eyes
And Said:
Dekho Meri Jan!
Kiss Deni He To Do Warna Dimagh
Na Khao...
Kaun aayega yahan?
Na koi aaya hoga..
Mera darwaja hawaon ne hilaya hoga
Dil-e-nadan na dhadak
Koi khat leke padosi ke ghar aaya hoga
Gul se lipti hui titali ko gira kar dekho
Aandhiyon tumne darakhto ko to giraya hoga
Aye sanam,pardes mei mat yaad karo apna makan
Abke barisho ne use tod giraya hoga…………
3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye
kKoun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane
jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga
by:DjRahul
1 sweet story:
1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye..
1 GF. Ko and 1 dost ko..
Mein ja raha hu reply fast..
1st reply GF ka aya:
tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy bad me milenge.
Ye sunkar use bahut dard hua..
2nd msg dost ka aya: abe kamine akele kaha ja raha hai ruk mein bi ata hu..
Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bola aaj phir pyar dosti se haar gaya.
Dosti Mausam Nahi
Apni Mudat Pori Kare Aur Rukhsat Ho Jaye
Dosti Sawan Nahi
Toot K Barse Aur Tham Jaye
Dosti Aag Nahi
Sulge Bharke Aur Rakh Ho Jaye
Dosti Aftab Nahi
Chamke Aur Dob Jaye
Dosti Phool Nahi
Khile Aur Murjha Jay
Dosti To Saans Hai
Jo Chale To Sab Kuch Hai
Jo
Toot Jaye To Kuch Bhi Nahi..
Yaad Aate Hai Woh School k
Din...
Na Jaate The school Dosto k
Bin... Kaisi thi Woh Dosti,
Kaisa tha Woh Pyar...
Ek Din Judaai Se Darte the Jab Ata Tha Shaniwar...
Chalte-2
Patharo Pe Marte the
Tokhar...
Kabhi Has kar Chalte Kabhi
Naraz Ho kar... Kandhe Pe Bag
Liye, haath Mein Takhti Aur Pani... Kise Pata tha
Bachpan ki Yeh Dosti ko Bichda
Degi Ye Jawani... Yaad Aate Hai
Woh Ink Se Range
Haath...
Kya Din The Jab Karte The Lunch Saath... Chuttiki
Ghanti
Sun kar he bhag
Kar Class Se Bahar Aana,
phir Haste-2 Dosto se Mil Jana...
KHHAAASSHHH !!! Woh Dost Aaj
Bhi Mil Jaate,
Tho Dil mein Phir Se Dosti k
Phool Khil
Jaate...!
"3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye k
Koun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga.
AWESOME
A Very Very Triple Meaning Exchange Of
.
.
.
.
.
"Har Ek Friend Kamina Hota Hai"
Ladka Dost Se: Yaar Maine Apni
Girl Friend Ko Uski Birthday
Pe Apni Behan Ki New Diamond
Ring Chori Kar K Gift De Di,
.
.
Dost (Thappad Maar Kar) :
Kaminey Itni Mehngi Kharidi Thi Maine
.
.
Ladka: Saale Marta Kyun Hai...
Teri Ghar Hi To Wapis Gayi Hai.
Like to kar do..
ZINDAGI.. Yaani Kya? Ek Dhundli si Shaam,
4 Frnds, 4 Cup Chai, 1 Table!!
ZINDAGI.. Yani Kya? College ke Dost, Bunk
Kiya hua Lecture, 1 Kachori, 2 Samose aur
Bill par honewala Jhagda!
ZINDAGI.. Yani kya? Phone Uthate hi Padne
wali Dost ki Meethi si Gali, Aur Sorry Kehne
Par, 1 Aur Gaali!!
ZINDAGI.. Yani Kya? Kuch Salo Baad, Achnak
Purane Dosto ki Yaad! 1 SMS, Dhundhli Padi
Kuch Bhegi Yadein aur, Ankho mein Aye hue
Aansu!!
Dedicated to All Frnds. luv u frndz ♥ ♥ ♥
Boy : aaj mere dil ka
operation hai .
Dost : pata hai be darta q hai
me hun na .
Boy : i love u
dost : Me bhi bahot pyaar karti
hun tujhse ...
Operation ke baad jab ladke ko
hosh aaya
to sirf uska papa hi samne
khada tha.
Boy : papa meri dost kahan
hai.
Papa : tumhe nahi pata
tumhe dil kisne diya.
Boy : what!
Aur zor zor se rota hai
Tabhi dil se aawaz aatii hai,
Ro mat kamine main tere sine me
hamesha ke liye zinda hun..!
"3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye k
Koun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga.