Girl:
Kya Main Pyaari Hoon??
Boy:
Nahi
Girl:
Kya Tum Mere Saath Rehna Chahte
Ho??
Boy:
Nahi
Girl:
Kya Tum Rou Ge Agar Main TumkO
ChOr DoOn??
Boy:
Nahi
Larki Ko Ye Sub Sun Kar Bohat Dukh
Huwa Or Wo Rone Lagi..
Larkey Ne Us Ke Aansu Ponchhe Or
Kaha:
Tum Pyaari Nahi Ho
Lekin
Bahot KhOObsurat Ho!
Main Tumhare Saath Nahi Rehna Chahta
Lekin Tumhare Liye Jeena Chahta
HoOn!
Agar Tum Mujhe ChhOd Gai TO Main
Roun Ga Nahi
Mar JaUnga..:-)’
Dosti Mausam Nahi
Apni Mudat Pori Kare Aur Rukhsat Ho Jaye
Dosti Sawan Nahi
Toot K Barse Aur Tham Jaye
Dosti Aag Nahi
Sulge Bharke Aur Rakh Ho Jaye
Dosti Aftab Nahi
Chamke Aur Dob Jaye
Dosti Phool Nahi
Khile Aur Murjha Jay
Dosti To Saans Hai
Jo Chale To Sab Kuch Hai
Jo
Toot Jaye To Kuch Bhi Nahi..
Arz kiya hai.
Dost,
Chera har kisi ko dikhaya nahin jata,
man mein har kisi ko basaya nahin jata,
marey dost, yai dil, mahez dil nahin, ek mandir hai
har kisi ko, is main basaya nahin jata.
Kareeb aao, merey dost bano, marey hamraz bano,
dosti cheez hai keya, marey dost bataingey tumehen,
Ye who subha hai jis ki na sham hoti hai,
ye who umr hai jo kabhi na tamam hoti hai,
jo kartin hain isey who duniya ko bhool jatey hain,
duniya un ko yad karti hai, woh duniya ko yad atey hain.
3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye
kKoun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane
jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga
by:DjRahul
A Very Very Triple Meaning Exchange Of
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.
.
.
.
"Har Ek Friend Kamina Hota Hai"
Ladka Dost Se: Yaar Maine Apni
Girl Friend Ko Uski Birthday
Pe Apni Behan Ki New Diamond
Ring Chori Kar K Gift De Di,
.
.
Dost (Thappad Maar Kar) :
Kaminey Itni Mehngi Kharidi Thi Maine
.
.
Ladka: Saale Marta Kyun Hai...
Teri Ghar Hi To Wapis Gayi Hai.
Like to kar do..
Once A Girl Asked A Boy:
Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height, Force, Speed,
Distance Etc. But Nothing To
Meaure Love, Trust, Friendship.
Why?
Boy Thought For A While, Took Her
In Arms, Looked In Her Deep Eyes
And Said:
Dekho Meri Jan!
Kiss Deni He To Do Warna Dimagh
Na Khao...
Yaad Aate Hai Woh School k
Din...
Na Jaate The school Dosto k
Bin... Kaisi thi Woh Dosti,
Kaisa tha Woh Pyar...
Ek Din Judaai Se Darte the Jab Ata Tha Shaniwar...
Chalte-2
Patharo Pe Marte the
Tokhar...
Kabhi Has kar Chalte Kabhi
Naraz Ho kar... Kandhe Pe Bag
Liye, haath Mein Takhti Aur Pani... Kise Pata tha
Bachpan ki Yeh Dosti ko Bichda
Degi Ye Jawani... Yaad Aate Hai
Woh Ink Se Range
Haath...
Kya Din The Jab Karte The Lunch Saath... Chuttiki
Ghanti
Sun kar he bhag
Kar Class Se Bahar Aana,
phir Haste-2 Dosto se Mil Jana...
KHHAAASSHHH !!! Woh Dost Aaj
Bhi Mil Jaate,
Tho Dil mein Phir Se Dosti k
Phool Khil
Jaate...!
Boy : aaj mere dil ka
operation hai .
Dost : pata hai be darta q hai
me hun na .
Boy : i love u
dost : Me bhi bahot pyaar karti
hun tujhse ...
Operation ke baad jab ladke ko
hosh aaya
to sirf uska papa hi samne
khada tha.
Boy : papa meri dost kahan
hai.
Papa : tumhe nahi pata
tumhe dil kisne diya.
Boy : what!
Aur zor zor se rota hai
Tabhi dil se aawaz aatii hai,
Ro mat kamine main tere sine me
hamesha ke liye zinda hun..!
3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye
kKoun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane
jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga
Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apne Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga
Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki
He Bhagwan
Ye dost wo h jinhone meri hr khushi hr gam me sath diya
Mere bachpan se lekr aaj tk mere
sath rhe
Kabhi roya to apne hatho se mere ansu pochhe
Ek glass pani b piya to b mere sath share kiya
Meri ek awaz pr dode chle aaye
or aap kehte ho ki me 1 FERRARI ke liye inhe chhod du
KHAIR, Koi baat nahi
Lekin FERRARI Red color ki hi dena
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