Boy : aaj mere dil ka
operation hai .
Dost : pata hai be darta q hai
me hun na .
Boy : i love u
dost : Me bhi bahot pyaar karti
hun tujhse ...
Operation ke baad jab ladke ko
hosh aaya
to sirf uska papa hi samne
khada tha.
Boy : papa meri dost kahan
hai.
Papa : tumhe nahi pata
tumhe dil kisne diya.
Boy : what!
Aur zor zor se rota hai
Tabhi dil se aawaz aatii hai,
Ro mat kamine main tere sine me
hamesha ke liye zinda hun..!
A Very Very Triple Meaning Exchange Of
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.
.
.
.
"Har Ek Friend Kamina Hota Hai"
Ladka Dost Se: Yaar Maine Apni
Girl Friend Ko Uski Birthday
Pe Apni Behan Ki New Diamond
Ring Chori Kar K Gift De Di,
.
.
Dost (Thappad Maar Kar) :
Kaminey Itni Mehngi Kharidi Thi Maine
.
.
Ladka: Saale Marta Kyun Hai...
Teri Ghar Hi To Wapis Gayi Hai.
Like to kar do..
"3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye k
Koun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga.
AWESOME
dosti pe pyer kurban
ek dost garib tha or dosra amir tha par dono ko kisi bhi bta ka koe fark nhi padta tha dono ki dosti me kabhi koe bhi kami nhi thi ek din ek ladki college me aati hai dono man hi man us se pyer karte the par us ladki se nhi bol pate the dono dost ek dosre ko bhi nhi bataya tha ki wo us ladki se pyer karte the ek din ek dost ko pat chal jata hai ki vivek bhi us ladki se pyer karta hai dosra dost apna ap hi dor ho jata hai or apne pyer ko dosti ke liye kurban kar deta hai
3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye
kKoun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane
jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga
1 sweet story:
1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye..
1 GF. Ko and 1 dost ko..
Mein ja raha hu reply fast..
1st reply GF ka aya:
tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy bad me milenge.
Ye sunkar use bahut dard hua..
2nd msg dost ka aya: abe kamine akele kaha ja raha hai ruk mein bi ata hu..
Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bola aaj phir pyar dosti se haar gaya.
Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apne Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga
Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki
He Bhagwan
Ye dost wo h jinhone meri hr khushi hr gam me sath diya
Mere bachpan se lekr aaj tk mere
sath rhe
Kabhi roya to apne hatho se mere ansu pochhe
Ek glass pani b piya to b mere sath share kiya
Meri ek awaz pr dode chle aaye
or aap kehte ho ki me 1 FERRARI ke liye inhe chhod du
KHAIR, Koi baat nahi
Lekin FERRARI Red color ki hi dena
thoko like
Ai dost jinn se hum ko tawaqo gulon kee thee,
Woh raaston mein khaar bakhere chale gaye,
Jo loot-te thay din ka saqoon raat ka qraar,
Kis desh ko woh haseen lutere chale gaye
Dukh hai dard hai toh dawaa hai dosti,
iss ghutan bhari zindagi ki haseen fiza hai dosti.
jo na samjhe uske liye kuch nahi,
jo samjhe uske liye khuda hai dosti
Friendship doesn’t need
any promises any terms or conditions.
it just need two wonderful people ..
Girl:
Kya Main Pyaari Hoon??
Boy:
Nahi
Girl:
Kya Tum Mere Saath Rehna Chahte
Ho??
Boy:
Nahi
Girl:
Kya Tum Rou Ge Agar Main TumkO
ChOr DoOn??
Boy:
Nahi
Larki Ko Ye Sub Sun Kar Bohat Dukh
Huwa Or Wo Rone Lagi..
Larkey Ne Us Ke Aansu Ponchhe Or
Kaha:
Tum Pyaari Nahi Ho
Lekin
Bahot KhOObsurat Ho!
Main Tumhare Saath Nahi Rehna Chahta
Lekin Tumhare Liye Jeena Chahta
HoOn!
Agar Tum Mujhe ChhOd Gai TO Main
Roun Ga Nahi
Mar JaUnga..:-)’
Paiso ka khel
.
Mere bhi kabhi dost hua karte the. Ek do nhi jada hi hua karte the
Ek din ki bta hai me jab so kar Utah to mere pas kuchh nhi bacha tha
Mene apne dosto ko jab bhi call kara to mujhe ek hi jabab mila dost abhi mere pas time nhi hai E mere dosto kabhi wo din the jab tum sab mere hi satha rehte the
Ab apne aap ko. Apne aap se kaha hai mere man nhi hai dost koi. Dosti to paisa hai
Jo kabhi bhi kisi ko bhi dost or dusamn bana sakta hai
Albida dosti
Albida dosti