Funny Love SMS

Defintion Of Arrange-Marriage: "Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga"& Defintion Of Love-Marriage:- "PehLe IstemaL Kre fir Vishwas Kre.!"

9 years ago

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Ladki ke hatho me mehandi acchi lagti h. Or ladko ke hatho me, ; ;;; ; ; Wo mehandi wale hath.

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Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy? Boy; 18 saal ki larki me. Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

9 years ago

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Ladkiyo ka zuthh... I Miss U Main Jhoot Nahi Bolti Main Pehli Bar Kisi Larkay Se Baat Kar Rahi Hu Main Cousin Se Baat Kar Rahi Thi Mujhe TUM Kehna Acha Nahi Lagta Main Pyar Par Believe Nhi Karti Main Dusri Larkion Jaisi Nahi. Mujhe Kuch Nhi Pata Sub Larke Ek Jaise Hote Hain Tum Meri Zindgi Ke pehle Aur Akhri Larke Ho

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1970 me... Dulha Dahej Me Redio Mangta Tha. . . . 1980 me T.V . . . 1990 Bike. . . . 2000 Car. . . . 2012 . . Bas bina . . Boyfrnd wali Dulhan de do.baki sabkuch mai apne aap se le loonga

9 years ago

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Janiye Aapne Pyar Ka Asli BHAVISHYAFAL.. Type Kijiye, Aapna Aur Aapne Partner Ka Naam Aur Send Kare Aapne Papa Ke Mobile Par

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Aasman ki kali ghata chai hai.Aaj phir v princpal se mar khai hai.sab kehete hai beta sudhar ja par mera galti nehin hai.madam aaj v katrina kaif banke aai hai.

9 years ago

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Pappu santa se.. yr kal mai apne gf ko msg kr rha tha.. To banta mujhe kbse dekh rha tha...fir mai 5 mint k liye bathroom gya to... Banta ne mere mobil se meri ka no. Le liya or use romantic sms krne lga... Santa-to tune kuch nhi kiya... Pappu-mai kya kru wo pagal kal raat se apni behn ko hi msg kr rha h

9 years ago

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Me नहीं जानता Kｴ :heart_eyes: क्या Googlε हैं,
क्या Facεbook हैं,
Mε :kissing_heart: तो बस ｴtna जानता हूँ :sparkling_heart:
Tuღ मेरे Wんatsapp हो,
और Mε तुम्हारा Status हूँ.

8 years ago

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Puchha Mujh Se Chand Sitaro Ne, Tuje BhooLa Diya Kya Tere Jigari Yaaro Ne, Maine Kaha BhooL To Nahi Sakte, Bas Lage Honge Kamine Kisi ko Patane Me.

9 years ago

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Forgetting friend is a CrimeI gnoring them is a Shame Liking them is a Pleasure Thinking of them is a Necessity N disturbing them ‘Oye! Haq banta hai na yr!’a

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Nazer thi nazer male to puch jo kem 6o?, nazer jukavi ane hase to manjo prem6, pan vaki vali ked thi upadi sendal to bhagjo prem nahi ae tamaro vahem 6.

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Khushbu ne fool ko ek ehsas banaya, fool ne maliko kuch khas banaya, chahat ne mahhabbat ko ek pyas banaya, mohabbat ne kitno ko paro, chandramukhi aur devdas babaya.

9 years ago

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"EKSACH Hum Pyar Kisi se krte h Or Shadi Kisi or se Jisse Hm Shadi krte h Wo Pati/Patni ban jate h Or Jisse Pyar krte h Wo Email ID ka Pasword

9 years ago

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Hum dil ke aashiyane nahi sajate, hum ishq ke nagme nhi gaate, hamari ek pasand se toot na jaye hajaro dil.. bus yehi soch kar hum GIRLFRIEND nhi banate.

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Admi: Yar Me Bohat Bari Mushkil Me Phans Chuka Hn Friend: Wo Q? Admi:yr B.v K Makeup K Khrcha Brdasht Nhi Hota Aur Makeup Na Kare To B.v Bardasht Nhi Hoti.

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Har Raat Ko Ek Naam Yaad Ata Hai Kabhi Subha To Kabhi Saam Socta Hu Kar Lu Dusri Mohabbat Lekin Pehale Mohabbat Ka Anzam Yaad Ata Hai

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Teacher: 1+1=3 karna ho to..? student: simple dono ki SHAADI karva do. Teacher: aur agar 1+1=11 karna ho toh student: toh dono ka NIKAAH karva do

9 years ago

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सुनो :ear_tone1:तेरे :bride_with_veil_tone1: नाम के नीचे :arrow_heading_down: ऑनलाइन आना क़सम से धड़का :heartbeat: देता है मेरे :sunglasses: दिल :heart:को...

8 years ago

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Love mens L-loss of mane O-out of mind V-vest of time E-end oe time So dond Love Only line maro

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