Bivi KO Thappad markar pati Bola,
Admi use hi marta h jise wo pyar krta h.
BiVi Ne b Khich K 2 mare or sharmakr Boli,
aap kya smjte he,mai apse pyar nhi krti.
Dhadkan bina dil ka matlab hi kya
roshani bina diye ka matlab hi kya
kyu kehte hai log ki mohabbat na kar dard milta hai
wo kya jane ki dard bina mohabbat ka matlab hi kya…
Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ?
Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na
C – Come
O – On
L – Lets
L – Love
E – Every
G – Girl
E – Everyday
Boy friend
(bahut romantik andaj mai):
Jaanu dekho mai tumhari zulfon
ke liye kya laya hu !!!!
Girl friend:- so sweet kya ?
Boy friend:-
.
Zu nikalne wali kangi.
Boy : I Love You..
Pehli Nazar Mein Hi
Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu..
Do U Love Me..?
Girl : Hmmmm,
Main Tumhe Ek Sawal Puchti Hu
Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To,
Mai Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....?
Lakda "Muskurata Hai Aur
Chup Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai Chahiye.
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai)
Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye.
Jeet Mein Mila Hua Inaam Nahi......
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♥sнι√α
Touching story:
A boy and girl want for a walk.
While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone and starts bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupata and wrap it around his leg.
She looks in his eyes and says..
“Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!
Hum dil ke aashiyane nahi sajate,
hum ishq ke nagme nhi gaate,
hamari ek pasand se toot na jaye hajaro dil..
bus yehi soch kar hum GIRLFRIEND nhi banate.
70% girl sweet hoti hai
75% beautiful hoti hain
85% inteligent.
90% masoom hoti hai& 100% pyari hot hain
kul mila kar 70+75+85+90+100
sub ki sub 420 hoti hain..