Funny Love SMS

Roz Rosni k hazar sitare Nikle Apki Ankho me hasin nzare Nikle Jail me Hm B Gye Apke sath Jab Apke chori k mobile me Sare sms Hmre Nikle,

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darde dil me gam ki kaliyakhilti hai ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,apne kiya jabse sms karna,mobile ki batteri jada chalti hai

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Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy? Boy; 18 saal ki larki me. Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

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Mandir Me Tham Liya Mene Haath Uska Aaj Kaabu Me Mera Dil Nahi Tha Chah Kar Bhi Wo Kuch Kar Na Saki Kyuki Uske Pao Me Sandle Nahi Tha.

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Aapko SMS karna Pooja hai, Aapke SMS ka INTAZAR Tapsya hai, Aa jaye misscall to Prasad hai, Aur mil jaye SMS to Aapke Darshan hai.! Darshan Dijiye prabhu.

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na me don hu jis k pi6 11 mulko ki police lagi hui he na koi bazigar hu jo apne maksad k.liye freb krta he samaj sako to samaj lo yaaro na singam na bodyguard hu kasamkhan hu Jo SMS Karen me Dabang he S....k....

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Some say: "Whisky is Risky" Some say: "Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki" But I say: "Rum, Bear ya ho Whisky, Koi Nahi Girlfrnd se Zayada Risky..

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Kisi ka haath tham kar chodna nahi, wada kisi se karke todna nahi, koi agar aapka dil tode to usko 4-5 laat mare bina chndna nahi.

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Ek ladki thi diwani se mobile lee kar chalti thi jab bhi muz se milti thi bas ek hi baat kaheti thi bhaiia . . . . . . . Ye chalu kaise hota hai

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"Ladko ke pas chahe 220 cc Pulsar, Ya Karizma ho, Ya Yamaha FZ, Finally, Wo hamesha pichhe rahenge, Ek 80 cc Scooty pep ke.

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Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ?? Girl -chal, Boy-kaha? Girl-principal ke pas, Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak bi ni kar sakta!! Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne..

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Me Gumm Rehta Hu Har Lamha, Teri Yaado Ke Mele Me ae-JAAN. Tuje Dil Se Bhulana He, Magar Fursat Nahi Milti.

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Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ? Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na C – Come O – On L – Lets L – Love E – Every G – Girl E – Everyday

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Suraj hua madam, Chand chalne laga, Mai tehra reha, Jami chalne lagi, Sajna kya yehi pyar hai ?? Nalayak,,bhag!! Ye pyar nhi,abe bhukamp aaya hai.!!

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Bottle Chupa Dena Kafan Me Mere, Shamshan Me Bhet Kar Piya Karuga, Khuda Maangega Jab Hisaab Mujhse, Ek Ek Peg Bana Kar Diya Karuga..

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Dil ko jalane se kya fayda, aansu bahane se kya fayda, jab usne hme chod k kisi or ka haath tham liya to uske chote bhai ko CHOKLET dilane ka kya fayda.

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ey Khuda : Saari Khusiyan : Saari Izzat : Saari Mohabbat : Saari Chahat : De De Usko : Dil Me Hai Jiske : <=Dard-E-Disco=>

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Arz Karta Hu.. Seene me dil He Dil me dard He Dard me Fariyaad He Fariyaad me Gujarish Or Gujarish Me Rithik or Aishwarya He

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Loji arz kiya hai.. . . dil dena he dan me. wah . . wah . . he koi ladki aap ke jan phechan me.

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Dil ki umeedon ka Hosla To Dekho. Intezar us Ka Jis Ko Ehsas tak Nahi.

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