Muhabbat rait jesi hai. . !
kisi bhi band muthi mein
magar ye bhi haqeeqat hai.
Achanak be-khayali mein
Bina sochay Bina samjhay
Yunhi bus be-irada hi
Ye muthi khul bhi jati hai. .
A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby"
Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine,
Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai,
Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"
Me नहीं जानता Kエ :heart_eyes: क्या Googlε हैं, क्या Facεbook हैं, Mε :kissing_heart: तो बस エtna जानता हूँ :sparkling_heart: Tuღ मेरे Wんatsapp हो, और Mε तुम्हारा Status हूँ.
Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi
Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha
us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya
phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai
par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!
Forgetting friend is a
CrimeI
gnoring them is a
Shame
Liking them is a
Pleasure
Thinking of them is a
Necessity
N disturbing them
‘Oye! Haq banta hai na yr!’a
Dil ko jalane se kya fayda,
aansu bahane se kya fayda,
jab usne hme chod k kisi or ka haath tham liya
to uske chote bhai ko CHOKLET dilane ka kya fayda.
supoose u cum 2 me but em sleeping in my room ..wot will u do ....
1= hit me wid a pillow
2= drop a bucket full ov water
3= smyl at me en tuck me in properly
4= irritate me by turning muzik or tv on
5= sit quietly and till em awake
6= ignore me and go back
7= wake me up wid alarm clock
8= give me misss callzz
9= ask my mom 2 wake me up
10= u start searching 4 my cell fone
reply
dan i-ll tell wot are ur feeling abt me ..