Funny Love SMS

Ye ladkiye kitni chalak hoti hai.. apni 30 rs. Liter ki "dhoodh" ki theli dhaka kar hamara 400 rupees kilo ka "ghee" nikal lati hai. JAAGO GRAHAK GAAGO.

10 years ago

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Pyar hua ikrar hua hai, Pyar se phir q darta hai dil... Q na dare dil? . . Kyuki aaj kal k pyaar se badhta hai, Sirf mobile or resturant ka bill!!!

10 years ago

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Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin, Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahi. Agar Fir Bhi Na Pate,To Duniya Me Ladkio Ki Koi Kami Nahi

10 years ago

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Ek khawab Ek khayal Ek Hakikat He tu, Zindgi Me Pane Wali Hr Zarurat He Tu, Jisko Roz Msg Karne Ko Dil Kare Are Yar Vahi SwEEt Si Musibat He Tu.

10 years ago

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Premi apni premika ki zulfon me aisa khoya..:-| Ke Behosh ho gaya. Jab hosh Aaya toH Romantic ho kar pucha. Jaan! Nahati kyon nahi ho?

10 years ago

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Khushbu ne fool ko ek ehsas banaya, fool ne maliko kuch khas banaya, chahat ne mahhabbat ko ek pyas banaya, mohabbat ne kitno ko paro, chandramukhi aur devdas babaya.

10 years ago

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Boy- I love u Ladki-tameez se baat karo. Boy-Om manglam bhagwan vishnu with due to respect, I BEG TO SAY THAT "I LOVE U" DEVI JI!...

10 years ago

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WIFE BIWI JORU PATNI AURAT OR GHARWALI Me Kya Fark Hai? SochO Aur Socho Kuch Fark Nhi Hai Dost Ye 1 Musibat ke 6 alag alag naam hai

10 years ago

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Ae Khuda Mere Wo Tamam Gunha Maaf Farma .. .. .. .. Jin Ki Wajah Se Meri Shadi Ruki Huyi Hai Note. Shadi Shuda Log "Ruki" Lafz Hata Kar Padhe

10 years ago

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Grl- mom aaj maine boyfrnd ko ullu bnaya. mom-kaise? grl-maine uska pen sandal me chupa liya or wo ullu kh trah 2 ghante bra me hath dal ke dhundta raha.

10 years ago

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:heart_eyes:सुन पगली ज़िंदगी हैं छोटी#
लेकिन Life में Traffic:vertical_traffic_light:बहुत हैं
बस तू आज दे दे प्यार का Green Signal,
:white_check_mark: और में तुम्हें ले चलो इश्क़ की :couplekiss:.
Long Drive पे..:kissing_heart:

10 years ago

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DEFINITION OF LOVE & TRUST :"Giving Someone The Authority To Destroy You Completely But Having TheConfidence That Person WouldNever Do It..

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Bivi KO Thappad markar pati Bola, Admi use hi marta h jise wo pyar krta h. BiVi Ne b Khich K 2 mare or sharmakr Boli, aap kya smjte he,mai apse pyar nhi krti.

10 years ago

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Dis is Luv Jab apki GIRL friend GAS chhode aur apko wo bhi gulab ki khushbu jaisi lage to samaj lena apko sachcha pyar hogaya hai.

10 years ago

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Ladkiyo ka zuthh... I Miss U Main Jhoot Nahi Bolti Main Pehli Bar Kisi Larkay Se Baat Kar Rahi Hu Main Cousin Se Baat Kar Rahi Thi Mujhe TUM Kehna Acha Nahi Lagta Main Pyar Par Believe Nhi Karti Main Dusri Larkion Jaisi Nahi. Mujhe Kuch Nhi Pata Sub Larke Ek Jaise Hote Hain Tum Meri Zindgi Ke pehle Aur Akhri Larke Ho

10 years ago

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Teacher: 1+1=3 karna ho to..? student: simple dono ki SHAADI karva do. Teacher: aur agar 1+1=11 karna ho toh student: toh dono ka NIKAAH karva do

10 years ago

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Khayalon me jeena chod diya humne, Ummeed se haqiqat ka rukh mod liya humne, Tmhen pyar aakhiri sans tak krenge, Pyar hai ye kehna chhod diya humne.

10 years ago

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Two lovers plan to SUCIDE. Boy jumped first, Girl closes her eyes & returns back saying LOVE IS BLIND Boy in air open his parashute saying LOVE NEVER DIES...

10 years ago

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Dil ko jalane se kya fayda, aansu bahane se kya fayda, jab usne hme chod k kisi or ka haath tham liya to uske chote bhai ko CHOKLET dilane ka kya fayda.

10 years ago

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~Only_U.R.~ Zuki hue palko se unka didar kiya,Sab kuch bhula k unka intzar kiya,Wo jan hi na paye zazbat mere, Jine duniya me mene sabse jyada pyar kiya. By - m.FreshSMS.in

10 years ago

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