Ae Khuda Mere Wo Tamam Gunha Maaf Farma
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Jin Ki Wajah Se Meri Shadi Ruki Huyi Hai
Note. Shadi Shuda Log "Ruki" Lafz Hata Kar Padhe
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J!$he D!l D!ya Wo D!l! Ch@l! Gy!,
J!$e Py@ar K!ya Wo !t@ly Ch@l! Gy!,
D!l Ne Kha Khud Ku$h! Kr Le Z@l!m,
B!j@l! Ko H@th Lgaya To B!jali Chal! Gy!.
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Aajkal jisko dekho
photo khichane ke
chakkar me pareshan hai...
Ek din ek ladki apne frnd ka photo khinch rahi thi...
Tabhi ek ladka aaya chumma leke chala gaya.
Ladki photo khinchane ke baad apni
dost se puchti hai
kisi ne mujhe kiss kiya?
Kaisa jawana aa gaya hai?
Aaj kiss huaa hai
kal kya hoga is jawane ka??
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Likhu to kuch pegam esa likhu,
k kalam bhi rone par majbur ho jae
har lafj me esa dard bhardo,
ke padhne vali pyar karne par majbur ho jae.
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Barish me raat ko 1 Ladka pizza lene Gya.
Waiter-Apki koi gfrnd hai?
Ladka- kutte! is tufani barish me kya meri maa muje pizza lene bhejegi.
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Fritz (friz) or Facebook me kya samaanta h???
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Pata h andar kuch b ni h
Fir b baar baar khol k dekhte h..!
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Pyar k aage jindagi kurban hai
ye har aashiq ka gurur hai
pyar to har aashiq ka majhab hai
isi lie to taj mumtaj ke liee bana hai
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आप पागल हो
P= Pyaare
A= Attractive
G= Gehius
A= Advance
L= Lovely
अब मुस्करो मत आखर हो तो पागल
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Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy?
Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me
Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.
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Pyar me kbhi petrol nhi hota,
Pyar k safar me kbhi puncture nhi hota..
Pyar to woh gaadi hi dear,
Jisme kbhi do se zyada pasenger nhi hota..
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Mohabbat To Kisi Ek Se Karunga,
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Ho Saka To Kisi Nek Se Karunga,
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Lekin Jab Tak Na Milegi Wo Nek Ladki..
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Try Toh Har Ek Pe Karunga.!
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Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi,
tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai,
na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke.
dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.
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Maine dil se poochha - Mujhe raat ko nind kyo nai aati?
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Dil ne kha -Pyaar hone ki acting mat kar
Dopehar me tu khoob sota Hai na.
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1 ladki road pe khadi thi
1 ladka bike pe jata h
vapas ata h or usse puchta h pehchana kya?
Girl-nhi
Boy-kya Yaar!!
Abhi to samne se gya tha.,..@
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Nazer thi nazer male to puch jo kem 6o?,
nazer jukavi ane hase to manjo prem6,
pan vaki vali ked thi upadi sendal to bhagjo prem nahi ae tamaro vahem 6.
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Boy apni lover se - tum hoti to aisa hota
tum hoti to waisa hota but maa kasam tum
na hoti to paisa hi paisa hota.
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, New Whatsapp Status
Janiye Aapne Pyar Ka Asli BHAVISHYAFAL..
Type Kijiye,
Aapna Aur Aapne Partner Ka Naam
Aur Send Kare Aapne
Papa Ke Mobile Par
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Admi: Yar Me Bohat Bari Mushkil Me Phans Chuka Hn
Friend: Wo Q?
Admi:yr B.v K Makeup K Khrcha Brdasht Nhi Hota Aur Makeup Na Kare To B.v Bardasht Nhi Hoti.
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