Admi: Yar Me Bohat Bari Mushkil Me Phans Chuka Hn
Friend: Wo Q?
Admi:yr B.v K Makeup K Khrcha Brdasht Nhi Hota Aur Makeup Na Kare To B.v Bardasht Nhi Hoti.
sweet insult..........
ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya,
ek khusbsurat ladki ne dekha or kaha
aapne bade bhai ke pair chuu rahe ho...
ladka- ji BHABI G.
In Ankho Se Sapne Churaya Na Karo,
Humari Dosti Ko Aazmaya Na Karo,
Tumhare 1 SmS Ke Badle 100 Call Kardu,
Par Shart Ye Hai Ki Tum Phone Uthaya Na Karo.
Pappu santa se..
yr kal mai apne gf ko msg kr rha tha.. To banta mujhe kbse dekh rha tha...fir mai 5 mint k liye bathroom gya to...
Banta ne mere mobil se meri ka no. Le liya or use romantic sms krne lga...
Santa-to tune kuch nhi kiya...
Pappu-mai kya kru wo pagal kal raat se apni behn ko hi msg kr rha h
Garib ne tajmahal ki hr diwar ko dekha,
Hr minar ko dekha,
Hr kaalin ko dekha,
Hr khidki ko dekha,
Or bola.
"maa kasam sachi mohabbat me kharcha bahut h....
Mohabbt Ki Baat Mat Karo.
Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta,
Ab Kisi Ki Mohabbat Par Aitbaar Karna.
Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta :(Guzar Gaye Jo Din Wo Waapas Laut Kar Nahi Aate...
Lekin Un Dino Ko Yaad Karna Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta,
:((Mujhe Malum Hai Wo Shaqs Bewafa Thi.
Magar Mujhe Kisi Ko Bewfaa Kehna Acha Nhi Lagta.
Jakhm Bahut Diye Hain Usne Is Dil-e-nadan Ko...
Jakhm Hum Bhi De Dete..
Par Hume Badla Lena Accha Nhi Lagta
SKTSMS.IN
:point_down: कल रात :skull: मौत आयी थी :rage: गुस्सेमेँ बोली :cupid: जान ले लुंगी :grin: छोरे तेरी... :heart_eyes: मैने भी हँसते हुये कह दिया :skull: जिस्म ले जाओ... :heart: जान तो एक :ok_hand: प्यारी सी :princess: रानी ले गई है....!:kissing_heart::kissing_heart: