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  • Kisi ka haath tham kar chodna nahi, wada kisi se karke todna nahi, koi agar aapka dil tode to usko 4-5 laat mare bina chndna nahi.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Pyar k aage jindagi kurban hai ye har aashiq ka gurur hai pyar to har aashiq ka majhab hai isi lie to taj mumtaj ke liee bana hai
  • 9 years ago



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  • J!$he D!l D!ya Wo D!l! Ch@l! Gy!, J!$e Py@ar K!ya Wo !t@ly Ch@l! Gy!, D!l Ne Kha Khud Ku$h! Kr Le Z@l!m, B!j@l! Ko H@th Lgaya To B!jali Chal! Gy!.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr, Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr, Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli, Daba le kamine natak mat kar...
  • 9 years ago



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  • Khayalon me jeena chod diya humne, Ummeed se haqiqat ka rukh mod liya humne, Tmhen pyar aakhiri sans tak krenge, Pyar hai ye kehna chhod diya humne.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ye ladkiye kitni chalak hoti hai.. apni 30 rs. Liter ki "dhoodh" ki theli dhaka kar hamara 400 rupees kilo ka "ghee" nikal lati hai. JAAGO GRAHAK GAAGO.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Pyar hua ikrar hua hai, Pyar se phir q darta hai dil... Q na dare dil? . . Kyuki aaj kal k pyaar se badhta hai, Sirf mobile or resturant ka bill!!!
  • 9 years ago



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  • Mhobt k raste me har waqt dard milega, mhObt ke raste me har waqt dard milega, meri maano, isi raste par medical store khol lo Mast chalega
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ayi jab clg life ki yaad to ansu nikal gye, Dil ke karib aakr wo hmse bichad gye, Ek mod pr mile the saare Ajnabi, Pata bhi nhi lga kb raaste bikhar gye. By-susil
  • 9 years ago



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  • Muskil nhi duniya me kuch bhi, Phir bhi log apna vada tod dete hain, Aagr dil se ho rista or sachi ho dua, To sitare bhi kisi ke liye khud ko tod dete hai…
  • 9 years ago



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  • Boy- I love u Ladki-tameez se baat karo. Boy-Om manglam bhagwan vishnu with due to respect, I BEG TO SAY THAT "I LOVE U" DEVI JI!...
  • 9 years ago



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  • Pyar=Dukho Ka Bazar. Premi=Dukho Ka Kharidar. Premika=Dukho Ki Dukandar. Mata-Pita=Bich Ki Diwar. Behen=Salahkar. Bhai=Pitne Ko Taiyar. Ye He LOVE Ka BIG BAZAR.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Is Waqt India K 4 Bade Prblems He 1.Population 2.Mehengai 3.Bomb Blast & Naujawano Ko Hr Hfte Hone Wala SACCHA PYAR
  • 9 years ago



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  • Lecture Me Masti Thi Hamari Bhi Kuch Hasti Thi Teacher Ka Sahara Tha Dil Ye Aawara Tha Kahan Aa Gaye Is Degree Ki Aafat Mein Yaar Wo School Hi Kitna Payara Tha*
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ldki ki nazro me nazakt hoti he Uske inkar me b ijazt hoti he Hmesha piche pad jao jb tk ha n bole Qki derSe ha krna ladkiyo ki aadat hoti he.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Dil ko jalane se kya fayda, aansu bahane se kya fayda, jab usne hme chod k kisi or ka haath tham liya to uske chote bhai ko CHOKLET dilane ka kya fayda.
  • 9 years ago



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  • "Ladko ke pas chahe 220 cc Pulsar, Ya Karizma ho, Ya Yamaha FZ, Finally, Wo hamesha pichhe rahenge, Ek 80 cc Scooty pep ke.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Hazaro ladkiya aati hai Hazaro jati hai Hazaro hasati hai, Hazaro rulati hai Par mere dost sath Wahi nibhati hai Jo "Doli" me baith ke aati hai.
  • 9 years ago



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