Funny Love SMS

Pyar k aage jindagi kurban hai ye har aashiq ka gurur hai pyar to har aashiq ka majhab hai isi lie to taj mumtaj ke liee bana hai

8 years ago

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Maine dil se poochha - Mujhe raat ko nind kyo nai aati? . . . . Dil ne kha -Pyaar hone ki acting mat kar Dopehar me tu khoob sota Hai na.

8 years ago

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Koi aankhon se baat kar leta H Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai, Bda mushkil hota hai jawab dena, Jab koi english mein baatkar leta H

8 years ago

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Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai.. Girl- Ab chhoro bhi.. . . . . . Boy- Arrrrey.... Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu.... :P

8 years ago

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Janiye Aapne Pyar Ka Asli BHAVISHYAFAL.. Type Kijiye, Aapna Aur Aapne Partner Ka Naam Aur Send Kare Aapne Papa Ke Mobile Par

8 years ago

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Batmeez frds=== WHEN I JOKE.... They take it seriouslly!! : : : : WHEN I M SERIOUS... Nalayak hass hass k Feelings ki dhajiya uda dete hai !!!!

8 years ago

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Dil ki umeedon ka Hosla To Dekho. Intezar us Ka Jis Ko Ehsas tak Nahi.

8 years ago

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A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby" Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine, Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai, Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"

8 years ago

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Ye ladkiye kitni chalak hoti hai.. apni 30 rs. Liter ki "dhoodh" ki theli dhaka kar hamara 400 rupees kilo ka "ghee" nikal lati hai. JAAGO GRAHAK GAAGO.

8 years ago

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Suraj hua madam, Chand chalne laga, Mai tehra reha, Jami chalne lagi, Sajna kya yehi pyar hai ?? Nalayak,,bhag!! Ye pyar nhi,abe bhukamp aaya hai.!!

8 years ago

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Pappu santa se.. yr kal mai apne gf ko msg kr rha tha.. To banta mujhe kbse dekh rha tha...fir mai 5 mint k liye bathroom gya to... Banta ne mere mobil se meri ka no. Le liya or use romantic sms krne lga... Santa-to tune kuch nhi kiya... Pappu-mai kya kru wo pagal kal raat se apni behn ko hi msg kr rha h

8 years ago

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ey Khuda : Saari Khusiyan : Saari Izzat : Saari Mohabbat : Saari Chahat : De De Usko : Dil Me Hai Jiske : <=Dard-E-Disco=>

8 years ago

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Mere ISHQ Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Diya, Lekin Meri Takdir To Dekho, Uska Baap UMPIRE Tha, Meri Ball Ko NO-BALL Bata Diya

8 years ago

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Love Ko lifE me MAST HONA CHAHIYE HAR ASHIQ KO LOVE ME INTERST HONA CHAHIYE Sala COLLAGE ME LOVE ka SUBJECT HONA CHAHIYE

8 years ago

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"Ladko ke pas chahe 220 cc Pulsar, Ya Karizma ho, Ya Yamaha FZ, Finally, Wo hamesha pichhe rahenge, Ek 80 cc Scooty pep ke.

8 years ago

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Likhu to kuch pegam esa likhu, k kalam bhi rone par majbur ho jae har lafj me esa dard bhardo, ke padhne vali pyar karne par majbur ho jae.

8 years ago

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Hasi ke liye gam kurban khushi ke liye aasu kurban dost tere leye jaan bhi kurban agar teri girlfriend mil gaye to saale tu bhi kurban.

8 years ago

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Lecture Me Masti Thi Hamari Bhi Kuch Hasti Thi Teacher Ka Sahara Tha Dil Ye Aawara Tha Kahan Aa Gaye Is Degree Ki Aafat Mein Yaar Wo School Hi Kitna Payara Tha*

8 years ago

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Beta : papa meri madam kitni beautiful hai.. papa : beta madam ma jaisi hoti hai.. beta : papa ap hamesha apna hi setting karte ho..

8 years ago

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Is Waqt India K 4 Bade Prblems He 1.Population 2.Mehengai 3.Bomb Blast & Naujawano Ko Hr Hfte Hone Wala SACCHA PYAR

8 years ago

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