vasl mein khali hui raqibon se mahafil to kya
sharm bhi jaye to janun ke tanhai hui
gard udi aashiq ke turbat se to jhunjhala ke kaha
vah sar chadhane lagi panv ke thukarai huiiiii
A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby"
Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine,
Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai,
Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"
Dil ko jalane se kya fayda,
aansu bahane se kya fayda,
jab usne hme chod k kisi or ka haath tham liya
to uske chote bhai ko CHOKLET dilane ka kya fayda.
Two lovers plan to SUCIDE.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closes her eyes & returns back saying
LOVE IS BLIND
Boy in air open his parashute saying
LOVE NEVER DIES...
Bivi KO Thappad markar pati Bola,
Admi use hi marta h jise wo pyar krta h.
BiVi Ne b Khich K 2 mare or sharmakr Boli,
aap kya smjte he,mai apse pyar nhi krti.