Funny Love SMS

Kid 1 meli mummy jadugalni hai jab o papa k nunu ko chumti hai, to nunu bada ho jata h. or jab papa pe bathti h, to nunu gayab ho jata h.

9 years ago

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Ek ladki thi diwani se mobile lee kar chalti thi jab bhi muz se milti thi bas ek hi baat kaheti thi bhaiia . . . . . . . Ye chalu kaise hota hai

9 years ago

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Beti: Papa Mere Mobile Me Kisine "I Love You" Ka Msg Bheja Hai Dad: Aisa Msg Kabhi Receive Nhi Karna Chahiye Jiska Hai Use Wapas Bhej De

9 years ago

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Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ?? Girl -chal, Boy-kaha? Girl-principal ke pas, Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak bi ni kar sakta!! Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne..

9 years ago

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Grl- mom aaj maine boyfrnd ko ullu bnaya. mom-kaise? grl-maine uska pen sandal me chupa liya or wo ullu kh trah 2 ghante bra me hath dal ke dhundta raha.

9 years ago

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Aaj Titanic ki 96th Anniversary hai . . . . . . . Sub pyaar karne walon se Request hai k doob k mar Jayen Thank u.....

9 years ago

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I want to hugh u i want to kiss u love + ship = titanic dinosaur + forest= jurassic park arnold + gun=terminator U + UR SMILE = Oh my god...THE MUMMY RETURNS

9 years ago

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supoose u cum 2 me but em sleeping in my room ..wot will u do .... 1= hit me wid a pillow 2= drop a bucket full ov water 3= smyl at me en tuck me in properly 4= irritate me by turning muzik or tv on 5= sit quietly and till em awake 6= ignore me and go back 7= wake me up wid alarm clock 8= give me misss callzz 9= ask my mom 2 wake me up 10= u start searching 4 my cell fone reply dan i-ll tell wot are ur feeling abt me ..

9 years ago

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Fritz (friz) or Facebook me kya samaanta h??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pata h andar kuch b ni h Fir b baar baar khol k dekhte h..!

9 years ago

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koi chez be-wafai se badh kar kia hogi, Ghum-e-tanhai judai se badh kar kia hogi, Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza, to wo saza PADHAI se badh kar kia hogi:-)

9 years ago

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:heart_eyes:सुन पगली ज़िंदगी हैं छोटी#
लेकिन Life में Traffic:vertical_traffic_light:बहुत हैं
बस तू आज दे दे प्यार का Green Signal,
:white_check_mark: और में तुम्हें ले चलो इश्क़ की :couplekiss:.
Long Drive पे..:kissing_heart:

9 years ago

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