Funny Love SMS

Ek ladki thi diwani se mobile lee kar chalti thi jab bhi muz se milti thi bas ek hi baat kaheti thi bhaiia . . . . . . . Ye chalu kaise hota hai

8 years ago

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Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy? Boy; 18 saal ki larki me. Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

8 years ago

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darde dil me gam ki kaliyakhilti hai ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,apne kiya jabse sms karna,mobile ki batteri jada chalti hai

8 years ago

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Boy apni lover se - tum hoti to aisa hota tum hoti to waisa hota but maa kasam tum na hoti to paisa hi paisa hota.

8 years ago

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Khushbu ne fool ko ek ehsas banaya, fool ne maliko kuch khas banaya, chahat ne mahhabbat ko ek pyas banaya, mohabbat ne kitno ko paro, chandramukhi aur devdas babaya.

8 years ago

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Ladki Se Nasha Hota H, Nashe Se Jannon. Jannon Se Mehnat, Mehnat Se Padhayi. Padhayi Se Carrier Banta H, Isliye Successful Hone K Liye, Ladki Patana Jarrori H, Padhayi Nhi Mere Bhai.

8 years ago

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aapki zindgi me koi gum na ho, aapki aankhe kabhi num na ho, har roz mile aapko nayi girlfrnd jiski umar 80 se kam na ho.

8 years ago

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Dil do to kisi ek ko, Aur do to kisi nake ko, Jo samjhe pyaar k matlab ko, Jab tak na mile koi To try karte raho har ek ko.

8 years ago

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Khayalon me jeena chod diya humne, Ummeed se haqiqat ka rukh mod liya humne, Tmhen pyar aakhiri sans tak krenge, Pyar hai ye kehna chhod diya humne.

8 years ago

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Mandir Me Tham Liya Mene Haath Uska Aaj Kaabu Me Mera Dil Nahi Tha Chah Kar Bhi Wo Kuch Kar Na Saki Kyuki Uske Pao Me Sandle Nahi Tha.

8 years ago

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Boy friend (bahut romantik andaj mai): Jaanu dekho mai tumhari zulfon ke liye kya laya hu !!!! Girl friend:- so sweet kya ? Boy friend:- . Zu nikalne wali kangi.

8 years ago

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