Funny Love SMS

Sirf Muhabbat hi nahi ha duniya me jo dard ke liye zimmedaar hai . . . . Kambakht "Final Xam" b babhut takleef dete hai

8 years ago

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Barish me raat ko 1 Ladka pizza lene Gya. Waiter-Apki koi gfrnd hai? Ladka- kutte! is tufani barish me kya meri maa muje pizza lene bhejegi.

8 years ago

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ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi, ladkiyo se bate hame pasand nahi, vo to tum 2sto ki jid h. ki bhabi chaiye varna hame to saadi karna bhi pasand nahi.

8 years ago

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Maine dil se poochha - Mujhe raat ko nind kyo nai aati? . . . . Dil ne kha -Pyaar hone ki acting mat kar Dopehar me tu khoob sota Hai na.

8 years ago

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Ek Wine Shop Par Likhi Hue True Line: "Agar Aap Kisi Ladki Se Saccha Pyar Karte Hain To Yakinan Ek Din Aapko Mujhse Pyar Ho Jayega..

8 years ago

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Boy apni lover se - tum hoti to aisa hota tum hoti to waisa hota but maa kasam tum na hoti to paisa hi paisa hota.

8 years ago

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Boy friend (bahut romantik andaj mai): Jaanu dekho mai tumhari zulfon ke liye kya laya hu !!!! Girl friend:- so sweet kya ? Boy friend:- . Zu nikalne wali kangi.

8 years ago

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Mhobt k raste me har waqt dard milega, mhObt ke raste me har waqt dard milega, meri maano, isi raste par medical store khol lo Mast chalega

8 years ago

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Umido ki duniya bah gayi, Khwabo ki duniya rah gayi, Kya tumhari izzat rah gayi, Jb ki wo tumhe bhiya kah ke chali gayi. Rahul

8 years ago

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Some say: "Whisky is Risky" Some say: "Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki" But I say: "Rum, Bear ya ho Whisky, Koi Nahi Girlfrnd se Zayada Risky..

8 years ago

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"EKSACH Hum Pyar Kisi se krte h Or Shadi Kisi or se Jisse Hm Shadi krte h Wo Pati/Patni ban jate h Or Jisse Pyar krte h Wo Email ID ka Pasword

8 years ago

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Mt pyar kro PARDESHI se rote rote naina thak jayenge, pyar kro hmesha PADOSI se, roj balkani se darshan to ho jayenge...

8 years ago

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Loji arz kiya hai.. . . dil dena he dan me. wah . . wah . . he koi ladki aap ke jan phechan me.

8 years ago

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Logo Ne Pyar Kiya To Kya Kiya, Pyar Ki Bewafai Me Khud KoMita Diya, Isi Pyar Me Log Bane Devdaas, Par Koi Na Ban Saka Mere Jaisa Bindaas.

8 years ago

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Admi: Yar Me Bohat Bari Mushkil Me Phans Chuka Hn Friend: Wo Q? Admi:yr B.v K Makeup K Khrcha Brdasht Nhi Hota Aur Makeup Na Kare To B.v Bardasht Nhi Hoti.

8 years ago

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"Ladko ke pas chahe 220 cc Pulsar, Ya Karizma ho, Ya Yamaha FZ, Finally, Wo hamesha pichhe rahenge, Ek 80 cc Scooty pep ke.

8 years ago

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"hum aashiq" har kam me kamal kar de. jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de, kya jarurat h ladkiya ko lipstik lagane ki, hum chumte hi hoth lal karde.

8 years ago

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Ek Pehchan Hazaro Rishte Bana Deti Hai. Ek Muskaan Hazaro Ghum Bhula Deti Hai Zindgi Ke Safar Me Sambhal Kar Chalna Mere Dosto Ek Galatfahmi Hazaro Sapne Jala Deti Hai..!!

8 years ago

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Dis is Luv Jab apki GIRL friend GAS chhode aur apko wo bhi gulab ki khushbu jaisi lage to samaj lena apko sachcha pyar hogaya hai.

8 years ago

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Janiye Aapne Pyar Ka Asli BHAVISHYAFAL.. Type Kijiye, Aapna Aur Aapne Partner Ka Naam Aur Send Kare Aapne Papa Ke Mobile Par

8 years ago

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