Funny Love SMS

Sad love story from boy Hamare to sare khwab usi din chur-2 ho gaye Jb pehli baar wo ghar ayi or mumy boli jao beta DIDI k liye PEPSI le aao

8 years ago

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Bf: You Know Where I Want To Kiss You? Gf: Lips? Bf: No Gf: Cheek? Bf: No Gf: Neck? Bf: Nope Gf: Then Where? Bf: In Da Wedding Lawn In Front Of Our Families When We Both Say "I Do"

8 years ago

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Pyar me kbhi petrol nhi hota, Pyar k safar me kbhi puncture nhi hota.. Pyar to woh gaadi hi dear, Jisme kbhi do se zyada pasenger nhi hota..

8 years ago

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Roz Rosni k hazar sitare Nikle Apki Ankho me hasin nzare Nikle Jail me Hm B Gye Apke sath Jab Apke chori k mobile me Sare sms Hmre Nikle,

8 years ago

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In Ankho Se Sapne Churaya Na Karo, Humari Dosti Ko Aazmaya Na Karo, Tumhare 1 SmS Ke Badle 100 Call Kardu, Par Shart Ye Hai Ki Tum Phone Uthaya Na Karo.

8 years ago

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1 ladki road pe khadi thi 1 ladka bike pe jata h vapas ata h or usse puchta h pehchana kya? Girl-nhi Boy-kya Yaar!! Abhi to samne se gya tha.,..@

8 years ago

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Ladki ke hatho me mehandi acchi lagti h. Or ladko ke hatho me, ; ;;; ; ; Wo mehandi wale hath.

8 years ago

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सुन पगली :woman:,
:hammer_pick: डांडीया रास तो 100 लडकियो :dancers:
के साथ खेल शकता हु, लेकिन वो एक :information_desk_person:
तुम हो, जिसके बिना मन :heartbeat: लगता ही :x: नही..

8 years ago

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"hum aashiq" har kam me kamal kar de. jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de, kya jarurat h ladkiya ko lipstik lagane ki, hum chumte hi hoth lal karde.

8 years ago

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Logo Ne Pyar Kiya To Kya Kiya, Pyar Ki Bewafai Me Khud KoMita Diya, Isi Pyar Me Log Bane Devdaas, Par Koi Na Ban Saka Mere Jaisa Bindaas.

8 years ago

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70% girl sweet hoti hai 75% beautiful hoti hain 85% inteligent. 90% masoom hoti hai& 100% pyari hot hain kul mila kar 70+75+85+90+100 sub ki sub 420 hoti hain..

8 years ago

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yaado k jakham bade ajeeb hote h, apne pyar k sath bitaye lamhe azeez hote h, sada yaade taza rhti h unki , jo ankho k nhi dil k kareeb hote h....!!!!!!

8 years ago

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Dil ko jalane se kya fayda, aansu bahane se kya fayda, jab usne hme chod k kisi or ka haath tham liya to uske chote bhai ko CHOKLET dilane ka kya fayda.

8 years ago

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Love is life ~= SMS OF THE DAY =~ 3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai 1- Aulaad Budhape me 2- Dost Musibat me Aur 3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.

8 years ago

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Bahaduri kya hai? Der raat gf k sath bike par ghar aao, or mummy Jhaadu lekar darwaze par mile. Or tum pucho-Hi mom! Abhi tak jhaadu laga rahi ho..

8 years ago

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Dilke zakhm kisiko dikha na sakoge Dilme johe,Kisiko bata n sakoge Karoge jawani me jo galfrnd pe kharche Budape tak udhri chuka na skoge

8 years ago

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Ap Hame MSG Bhi Nahi Karte Yad Bhi Nahi Karte Ap Bahut Kanjus Ho Bura Mante Ho To Mano K- Khwab Me A- Akar N- Neend J- Jo Churaye U- Umar Bhar Jo S- Sath Nibhaye Vahi Kanjus Hota Hai Na...

8 years ago

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Reh na paoge kabhi bhula kar dekhlo, Yaken nai ata to azma kr dekhlo, Her waqt kami mehsos hogi humari, Apni sim # bund krwa kr dekhlo.

8 years ago

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Beta : papa meri madam kitni beautiful hai.. papa : beta madam ma jaisi hoti hai.. beta : papa ap hamesha apna hi setting karte ho..

8 years ago

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Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat, Wah wah! Arz kiya hai: Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat, Wah wah! Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat.

8 years ago

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