chuhe ko billi lagi gori,
dono milne lage chori chori
chuha bola o gori aa khele ankh micholi
billi chuhe ko mar k kha gayi
or boli
I HATE LUV STORY.
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Kisi ka haath tham kar chodna nahi,
wada kisi se karke todna nahi,
koi agar aapka dil tode to usko
4-5 laat mare bina chndna nahi.
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Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,
Wah wah!
Arz kiya hai: Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,
Wah wah!
Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat.
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Socha tha har mod par tera sath denge,
Socha tha har mod par tera sath denge,
Par kya kare kambakth sadak hi seedhi nikli !!!!!!!
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Boy apni lover se - tum hoti to aisa hota
tum hoti to waisa hota but maa kasam tum
na hoti to paisa hi paisa hota.
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Muhabbat rait jesi hai. . !
kisi bhi band muthi mein
magar ye bhi haqeeqat hai.
Achanak be-khayali mein
Bina sochay Bina samjhay
Yunhi bus be-irada hi
Ye muthi khul bhi jati hai. .
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Mohabbat To Kisi Ek Se Karunga,
.
Ho Saka To Kisi Nek Se Karunga,
.
Lekin Jab Tak Na Milegi Wo Nek Ladki..
.
Try Toh Har Ek Pe Karunga.!
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Rishte Tod Deti He GF,
Insan Ko Tanha Kr Deti H GF,
Na Aane Dena Dil K Pas Kbhi Inko,
QKi DiLSe Dhadkano Ko Juda Kr Deti H GF
!
!
!
!
!
GF=GALAT FEHMI
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:heart_eyes:सुन पगली ज़िंदगी हैं छोटी# लेकिन Life में Traffic:vertical_traffic_light:बहुत हैं बस तू आज दे दे प्यार का Green Signal, :white_check_mark: और में तुम्हें ले चलो इश्क़ की :couplekiss:. Long Drive पे..:kissing_heart:
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ey Khuda
:
Saari Khusiyan
:
Saari Izzat
:
Saari Mohabbat
:
Saari Chahat
:
De De Usko
:
Dil Me Hai Jiske
:
<=Dard-E-Disco=>
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Tuje pane k liye kuch b kar sakta hu
Tere pyar me ji aur mar sakta hu
Fir b tu na mili to gam nai..
Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try kar sakta hu..
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Sad love story from boy
Hamare to sare khwab usi din chur-2 ho gaye
Jb pehli baar wo ghar ayi or mumy boli
jao beta DIDI k liye PEPSI le aao
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Dis is Luv
Jab apki GIRL friend GAS chhode aur
apko wo bhi gulab ki khushbu jaisi lage
to samaj lena apko sachcha pyar hogaya
hai.
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Patni: Agar Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya
To Kya Aap Turant Dusri Shaadi Kar Lenge?
Pati: Kam Se Km 2-3 Mahine 2 Rukna Padega,
Warna Padosi Kya Kahenge?
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Small Boy lovf story:-
.
Uske kadam jaha-jaha pde,
Hmne wo jgh chum li...
Or wo bewfa meri mummy ko ja kr boli:-
"Aunty aapka beta mitti khata h."
Hehehehehe
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GF Kal maine tumhe call kiya,
To tumne phone kyo nahi uthaya.
BF Kyo uthau Rs 45 dekar jo gana lagwaya hai,
Wo kya tera baap sunega.
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