Funny Love SMS

Madam:-kal absent kyo tha ? Boy:-aapke kehne per mai, Dirty picture dekhne gaya tha.. Mam:-per maine aisha kab kaha ?? Boy:-aapne hi to kaha tha? Bacho, VIDYA mai man lagawo..

8 years ago

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aapki zindgi me koi gum na ho, aapki aankhe kabhi num na ho, har roz mile aapko nayi girlfrnd jiski umar 80 se kam na ho.

8 years ago

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मैं :ok_woman: खुद हैरान :no_good:हु की तुझसे :hearts:इतनी :sunglasses:मोहब्बत:kissing_heart: क्यू है मुझे.!!

जब भी:couplekiss: प्यार :cupid:शब्द आता है चेहरा:heart_eyes: तेरा :princess:ही याद:rose: आता है.!!:dancers:

8 years ago

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Ladki ke hatho me mehandi acchi lagti h. Or ladko ke hatho me, ; ;;; ; ; Wo mehandi wale hath.

8 years ago

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Ek khawab Ek khayal Ek Hakikat He tu, Zindgi Me Pane Wali Hr Zarurat He Tu, Jisko Roz Msg Karne Ko Dil Kare Are Yar Vahi SwEEt Si Musibat He Tu.

8 years ago

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one day the moon sed 2 me, If your lover makes you cry, why dont you leave your lover.. I looked at the moon, And replied would you ever leave your sky?

8 years ago

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तू :bride_with_veil: मेरी :couple: Qυєєи :princess: में तेरा кιиg :crown:,
तेरे हाथ :raised_hand: में डालूंगा में Eиgαgємєит की Rιиg :ring:.

8 years ago

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Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy? Boy; 18 saal ki larki me. Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

8 years ago

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Garib ne tajmahal ki hr diwar ko dekha, Hr minar ko dekha, Hr kaalin ko dekha, Hr khidki ko dekha, Or bola. "maa kasam sachi mohabbat me kharcha bahut h....

8 years ago

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"hum aashiq" har kam me kamal kar de. jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de, kya jarurat h ladkiya ko lipstik lagane ki, hum chumte hi hoth lal karde.

8 years ago

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Aajkal jisko dekho photo khichane ke chakkar me pareshan hai... Ek din ek ladki apne frnd ka photo khinch rahi thi... Tabhi ek ladka aaya chumma leke chala gaya. Ladki photo khinchane ke baad apni dost se puchti hai kisi ne mujhe kiss kiya? Kaisa jawana aa gaya hai? Aaj kiss huaa hai kal kya hoga is jawane ka??

8 years ago

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GF Kal maine tumhe call kiya, To tumne phone kyo nahi uthaya. BF Kyo uthau Rs 45 dekar jo gana lagwaya hai, Wo kya tera baap sunega.

8 years ago

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Kid 1 meli mummy jadugalni hai jab o papa k nunu ko chumti hai, to nunu bada ho jata h. or jab papa pe bathti h, to nunu gayab ho jata h.

8 years ago

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Har Koi Puchhta Hai Karte KyaHo Tum, Unhe Lagta Hain Jaise Mohabbat Koi Kaam Hi Nahi Hain.

8 years ago

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Rishte Tod Deti He GF, Insan Ko Tanha Kr Deti H GF, Na Aane Dena Dil K Pas Kbhi Inko, QKi DiLSe Dhadkano Ko Juda Kr Deti H GF ! ! ! ! ! GF=GALAT FEHMI

8 years ago

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काश मोहब्बत :couplekiss: मे भी चुनाव होते तो, गजब के भाषण :speaking_head::loudspeaker: देते तुझे पाने :couple: के लिये.

8 years ago

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de.

8 years ago

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Kya kmi thi meri mohabbt me sawal meri wafa krti hai,tuzehi to mana tha apni dillagi me..? shayad Tera pyar hi to nhi tha mereliye aur mai pagl ki tarha dhundta raha hatho lakiro me...ur.ßHØ£À

8 years ago

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A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop.. Girl: dont u have a mom-sister at home.? Boy: No. Girl: to ghar le chalna pagal. yahan time pass kyun kar raha hai.

8 years ago

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Roz Rosni k hazar sitare Nikle Apki Ankho me hasin nzare Nikle Jail me Hm B Gye Apke sath Jab Apke chori k mobile me Sare sms Hmre Nikle,

8 years ago

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