Funny Love SMS, New Whatsapp Status

Tumhari Nazron Me Is Kadar Doob Jana Chahta Hun, *Ek Minut Ruk* Me Swimming Suit Pehan Kar Aata Hu..!!

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Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi, To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai. Biwi Pyar Se Boli:Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho, Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara Or Gusse Se Bola. Pathan:Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?

8 years ago

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Defintion Of Arrange-Marriage: "Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga"& Defintion Of Love-Marriage:- "PehLe IstemaL Kre fir Vishwas Kre.!"

8 years ago

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Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai.. Girl- Ab chhoro bhi.. . . . . . Boy- Arrrrey.... Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu.... :P

8 years ago

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DEFINITION OF LOVE & TRUST :"Giving Someone The Authority To Destroy You Completely But Having TheConfidence That Person WouldNever Do It..

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:point_down: कल रात :skull: मौत आयी थी :rage: गुस्सेमेँ बोली :cupid: जान ले लुंगी :grin: छोरे तेरी...
:heart_eyes: मैने भी हँसते हुये कह दिया :skull: जिस्म ले जाओ...
:heart: जान तो एक :ok_hand: प्यारी सी :princess: रानी ले गई है....!:kissing_heart::kissing_heart:

8 years ago

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Boy apni lover se - tum hoti to aisa hota tum hoti to waisa hota but maa kasam tum na hoti to paisa hi paisa hota.

8 years ago

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सुन पगली :woman:,
:hammer_pick: डांडीया रास तो 100 लडकियो :dancers:
के साथ खेल शकता हु, लेकिन वो एक :information_desk_person:
तुम हो, जिसके बिना मन :heartbeat: लगता ही :x: नही..

8 years ago

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Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke. dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.

8 years ago

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Nazer thi nazer male to puch jo kem 6o?, nazer jukavi ane hase to manjo prem6, pan vaki vali ked thi upadi sendal to bhagjo prem nahi ae tamaro vahem 6.

8 years ago

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Admi: Yar Me Bohat Bari Mushkil Me Phans Chuka Hn Friend: Wo Q? Admi:yr B.v K Makeup K Khrcha Brdasht Nhi Hota Aur Makeup Na Kare To B.v Bardasht Nhi Hoti.

8 years ago

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Aasman ki kali ghata chai hai.Aaj phir v princpal se mar khai hai.sab kehete hai beta sudhar ja par mera galti nehin hai.madam aaj v katrina kaif banke aai hai.

8 years ago

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"hum aashiq" har kam me kamal kar de. jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de, kya jarurat h ladkiya ko lipstik lagane ki, hum chumte hi hoth lal karde.

8 years ago

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Agar Chand ko Mil Jaye Chandani tO Taroon ka kya HoGa? M0habat aik se Kr Li to Baaki Hazar0on Ka kya HoGa?

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I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head, so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

8 years ago

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Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy? Boy; 18 saal ki larki me. Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

8 years ago

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Some Lines For Friends : Aisa nahi ye zindgi buri hain, Par school aur college ki life hi kuch aur thi.. Aisa Nahi ki Ab Husi Nahi Aati, Par Dosto K sath Bethkar Khilkhilane ki baat kuch aur thi.. Aisa nahi ki aage kuch hasil nahi kiya, Par result aane par dosto k sath party karne ki baat kuch aur thi.. Aisa nahi ki ab life nahi kat rahi hain, Par dosto k sath zindgi jeene ki baat kuch aur thi.. "Friends k sath beete har pal ki baate kuch aur thi..."

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Ye ladkiye kitni chalak hoti hai.. apni 30 rs. Liter ki "dhoodh" ki theli dhaka kar hamara 400 rupees kilo ka "ghee" nikal lati hai. JAAGO GRAHAK GAAGO.

8 years ago

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Roz Rosni k hazar sitare Nikle Apki Ankho me hasin nzare Nikle Jail me Hm B Gye Apke sath Jab Apke chori k mobile me Sare sms Hmre Nikle,

8 years ago

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मौसम :cloud: मे अजब सी खुमारी :relaxed: छा रही है,
सुना है कि मोहब्बत :heart: की फरवरी :couple: आ रही है. :heart_eyes:

8 years ago

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