Agar chandni chowk ka favvara n hota aur,
India gate ka nazara n hota.
Agar aaj k fashion n ladakiyon ko,
Is kdr bigada n hota,
To kas India ka koi bhi ladka aaj awara n hota.
Madam:-kal absent kyo tha ?
Boy:-aapke kehne per mai,
Dirty picture dekhne gaya tha..
Mam:-per maine aisha kab kaha ??
Boy:-aapne hi to kaha tha? Bacho,
VIDYA mai man lagawo..
Kya kmi thi meri mohabbt me sawal meri wafa krti hai,tuzehi to mana tha apni dillagi me..?
shayad Tera pyar hi to nhi tha mereliye aur mai pagl ki tarha dhundta raha hatho lakiro me...ur.ßHØ£À
Grl- mom aaj maine boyfrnd ko ullu bnaya.
mom-kaise?
grl-maine uska pen sandal me chupa liya
or wo ullu kh trah
2 ghante bra me hath dal ke dhundta raha.
Small Boy lovf story:-
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Uske kadam jaha-jaha pde,
Hmne wo jgh chum li...
Or wo bewfa meri mummy ko ja kr boli:-
"Aunty aapka beta mitti khata h."
Hehehehehe
Hum Hum hai
Aap Aap hai
Na aap kam hai
Na hum kam hai
to kis baat ka gum hai
SMS Bhejte rhiye tbhi to lgega k SMS Padnewala DABBANG hai Aur Bhejnewala BAJIRAO SINGHAM hai..
:heart_eyes:सुन पगली ज़िंदगी हैं छोटी# लेकिन Life में Traffic:vertical_traffic_light:बहुत हैं बस तू आज दे दे प्यार का Green Signal, :white_check_mark: और में तुम्हें ले चलो इश्क़ की :couplekiss:. Long Drive पे..:kissing_heart:
one day the moon sed 2 me,
If your lover makes you cry,
why dont you leave your lover..
I looked at the moon,
And replied would you ever leave your sky?