Beti: Papa Mere Mobile Me Kisine
"I Love You"
Ka Msg Bheja Hai
Dad: Aisa Msg
Kabhi Receive Nhi Karna Chahiye
Jiska Hai Use Wapas Bhej De
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Aapko SMS karna Pooja hai,
Aapke SMS ka INTAZAR Tapsya hai,
Aa jaye misscall to Prasad hai,
Aur mil jaye SMS to Aapke Darshan hai.!
Darshan Dijiye prabhu.
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:heart_eyes:सुन पगली ज़िंदगी हैं छोटी# लेकिन Life में Traffic:vertical_traffic_light:बहुत हैं बस तू आज दे दे प्यार का Green Signal, :white_check_mark: और में तुम्हें ले चलो इश्क़ की :couplekiss:. Long Drive पे..:kissing_heart:
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, Hindi Love SMS
, Whatsapp Love SMS
Nazer thi nazer male to puch jo kem 6o?,
nazer jukavi ane hase to manjo prem6,
pan vaki vali ked thi upadi sendal to bhagjo prem nahi ae tamaro vahem 6.
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Sirf Muhabbat hi nahi ha duniya me jo dard ke liye zimmedaar hai
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Kambakht "Final Xam" b babhut takleef dete hai
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Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false Girls look beautiful because.
boys have good IMAGINATION
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sweet insult..........
ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya,
ek khusbsurat ladki ne dekha or kaha
aapne bade bhai ke pair chuu rahe ho...
ladka- ji BHABI G.
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Roz Rosni k hazar sitare Nikle
Apki Ankho me hasin nzare Nikle
Jail me Hm B Gye Apke sath
Jab
Apke chori k mobile me
Sare sms Hmre Nikle,
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Khayalon me jeena chod diya humne,
Ummeed se haqiqat ka rukh mod liya humne,
Tmhen pyar aakhiri sans tak krenge,
Pyar hai ye kehna chhod diya humne.
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Ldki ki nazro me nazakt hoti he
Uske inkar me b ijazt hoti he
Hmesha piche pad jao jb tk ha n bole
Qki derSe ha krna ladkiyo ki aadat hoti he.
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Dis is Luv
Jab apki GIRL friend GAS chhode aur
apko wo bhi gulab ki khushbu jaisi lage
to samaj lena apko sachcha pyar hogaya
hai.
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Barish me raat ko 1 Ladka pizza lene Gya.
Waiter-Apki koi gfrnd hai?
Ladka- kutte! is tufani barish me kya meri maa muje pizza lene bhejegi.
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Teacher: 1+1=3 karna ho to..?
student: simple dono ki SHAADI karva do.
Teacher: aur agar 1+1=11 karna ho toh
student: toh dono ka NIKAAH karva do
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Koi aankhon se baat kar leta H
Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai,
Bda mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi english mein baatkar leta H
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Mohabbt Ki Baat Mat Karo.
Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta,
Ab Kisi Ki Mohabbat Par Aitbaar Karna.
Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta :(Guzar Gaye Jo Din Wo Waapas Laut Kar Nahi Aate...
Lekin Un Dino Ko Yaad Karna Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta,
:((Mujhe Malum Hai Wo Shaqs Bewafa Thi.
Magar Mujhe Kisi Ko Bewfaa Kehna Acha Nhi Lagta.
Jakhm Bahut Diye Hain Usne Is Dil-e-nadan Ko...
Jakhm Hum Bhi De Dete..
Par Hume Badla Lena Accha Nhi Lagta
SKTSMS.IN
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Waqt kehta H muje Gawa mat
Dil kehta H muje Laga mat
Pyar kehta H muje aazma mat
Aur aaj-kal ki GF kehti H
Bartan Tumhe Hi Dhulne H Ghabra Mat.
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aapki zindgi me koi gum na ho,
aapki aankhe kabhi num na ho,
har roz mile aapko nayi girlfrnd jiski umar 80 se kam na ho.
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Suraj hua madam,
Chand chalne laga,
Mai tehra reha,
Jami chalne lagi,
Sajna kya yehi pyar hai ??
Nalayak,,bhag!!
Ye pyar nhi,abe bhukamp aaya hai.!!
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Ager Koi Moti Ladki Apko Dhek Ke Mud Ke Wapes Aaye To Aap Us Ladki Ko Kya Kahoge .......?
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"GOL-MAAL RETURN"
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Dilke zakhm kisiko dikha na sakoge
Dilme johe,Kisiko bata n sakoge
Karoge jawani me jo galfrnd pe kharche
Budape tak udhri chuka na skoge
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