Pappu santa se..
yr kal mai apne gf ko msg kr rha tha.. To banta mujhe kbse dekh rha tha...fir mai 5 mint k liye bathroom gya to...
Banta ne mere mobil se meri ka no. Le liya or use romantic sms krne lga...
Santa-to tune kuch nhi kiya...
Pappu-mai kya kru wo pagal kal raat se apni behn ko hi msg kr rha h
Dil ko jalane se kya fayda,
aansu bahane se kya fayda,
jab usne hme chod k kisi or ka haath tham liya
to uske chote bhai ko CHOKLET dilane ka kya fayda.
Agar chandni chowk ka favvara n hota aur,
India gate ka nazara n hota.
Agar aaj k fashion n ladakiyon ko,
Is kdr bigada n hota,
To kas India ka koi bhi ladka aaj awara n hota.
Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi
Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha
us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya
phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai
par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!
Pagli मेरी :gift_heart: Äαshiqi_तो :calling:Jioसे भी Բαšт है, Ęκ बार :cupid:Ďįℓ♡ मे उतर के तो देख :couple: बीना Network :couple_with_heart: के ही, तुझेे Unlimited याद आऊंगा . .
Aasman ki kali ghata chai hai.Aaj phir v princpal se mar khai hai.sab kehete hai beta sudhar ja par mera galti nehin hai.madam aaj v katrina kaif banke aai hai.
प्यार :couple_with_heart: तो एक पल में हो जायेगा पगली :bride_with_veil_tone1: लेकिन लड़की :woman: #Life_time :alarm_clock: साथ :couple: देने वाली होनी चाहिए.. #Life की #वाट :punch: लगाने वाली:x:नही...:heart::smoking::sunglasses:
"hum aashiq" har kam me kamal kar de.
jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de,
kya jarurat h ladkiya ko lipstik lagane ki,
hum chumte hi hoth lal karde.
Muhabbat rait jesi hai. . !
kisi bhi band muthi mein
magar ye bhi haqeeqat hai.
Achanak be-khayali mein
Bina sochay Bina samjhay
Yunhi bus be-irada hi
Ye muthi khul bhi jati hai. .