A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby"
Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine,
Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai,
Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"
~Only_U.R.~ Zuki hue palko se unka didar kiya,Sab kuch bhula k unka intzar kiya,Wo jan hi na paye zazbat mere, Jine duniya me mene sabse jyada pyar kiya.
By - m.FreshSMS.in
sweet insult..........
ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya,
ek khusbsurat ladki ne dekha or kaha
aapne bade bhai ke pair chuu rahe ho...
ladka- ji BHABI G.
Hum Hum hai
Aap Aap hai
Na aap kam hai
Na hum kam hai
to kis baat ka gum hai
SMS Bhejte rhiye tbhi to lgega k SMS Padnewala DABBANG hai Aur Bhejnewala BAJIRAO SINGHAM hai..
Boy_kal se hum kahi Aur milnge,
Girl_Q?
Boy_Bade Zalim h teri Gali k bache
Girl_Q kya hua?
Boy_Kutte piche Laga kar kehte h,
JAB PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYa.
Agar chandni chowk ka favvara n hota aur,
India gate ka nazara n hota.
Agar aaj k fashion n ladakiyon ko,
Is kdr bigada n hota,
To kas India ka koi bhi ladka aaj awara n hota.
Some Lines For Friends :
Aisa nahi ye zindgi buri hain,
Par school aur college ki life hi kuch aur thi..
Aisa Nahi ki Ab Husi Nahi Aati,
Par Dosto K sath Bethkar Khilkhilane ki baat kuch aur thi..
Aisa nahi ki aage kuch hasil nahi kiya,
Par result aane par dosto k sath party karne ki baat kuch aur thi..
Aisa nahi ki ab life nahi kat rahi hain,
Par dosto k sath zindgi jeene ki baat kuch aur thi..
"Friends k sath beete har pal ki baate kuch aur thi..."
Lecture Me Masti Thi
Hamari Bhi Kuch Hasti Thi
Teacher Ka Sahara Tha Dil Ye Aawara Tha
Kahan Aa Gaye Is Degree Ki Aafat Mein Yaar Wo School Hi Kitna Payara Tha*