Funny Love SMS

Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy? Boy; 18 saal ki larki me. Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

8 years ago

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Ek Pehchan Hazaro Rishte Bana Deti Hai. Ek Muskaan Hazaro Ghum Bhula Deti Hai Zindgi Ke Safar Me Sambhal Kar Chalna Mere Dosto Ek Galatfahmi Hazaro Sapne Jala Deti Hai..!!

8 years ago

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Beti: Papa Mere Mobile Me Kisine "I Love You" Ka Msg Bheja Hai Dad: Aisa Msg Kabhi Receive Nhi Karna Chahiye Jiska Hai Use Wapas Bhej De

8 years ago

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Ldki ki nazro me nazakt hoti he Uske inkar me b ijazt hoti he Hmesha piche pad jao jb tk ha n bole Qki derSe ha krna ladkiyo ki aadat hoti he.

8 years ago

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Kisi ka haath tham kar chodna nahi, wada kisi se karke todna nahi, koi agar aapka dil tode to usko 4-5 laat mare bina chndna nahi.

8 years ago

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Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!

8 years ago

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I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head, so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

8 years ago

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सुन पगली :woman:,
:hammer_pick: डांडीया रास तो 100 लडकियो :dancers:
के साथ खेल शकता हु, लेकिन वो एक :information_desk_person:
तुम हो, जिसके बिना मन :heartbeat: लगता ही :x: नही..

8 years ago

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Dis is Luv Jab apki GIRL friend GAS chhode aur apko wo bhi gulab ki khushbu jaisi lage to samaj lena apko sachcha pyar hogaya hai.

8 years ago

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Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ?? Girl -chal, Boy-kaha? Girl-principal ke pas, Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak bi ni kar sakta!! Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne..

8 years ago

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Girl:I Love YOU Dear. Boy:Differnt Style Me Propos Karo Na Girl:Teri Laash ko Aag Lgane Ka Chance Mere Bete Ko Dega Ki nhi.

8 years ago

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harbhajan ne apni grlfrnd se pucha, kya mai tumhara pehla pyar hu? grlfrnd-kardi na sardaro wali baat, spinner ko kabhi pahla over mila he.

8 years ago

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Premi apni premika ki zulfon me aisa khoya..:-| Ke Behosh ho gaya. Jab hosh Aaya toH Romantic ho kar pucha. Jaan! Nahati kyon nahi ho?

8 years ago

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प्यार :couple_with_heart: तो एक पल में हो जायेगा पगली :bride_with_veil_tone1: लेकिन लड़की :woman:‪ #Life_time‬ :alarm_clock: साथ :couple: देने वाली होनी चाहिए.. #‎Life ‬की‪ #‎वाट‬ :punch: लगाने वाली:x:नही...:heart::smoking::sunglasses:

8 years ago

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Nazer thi nazer male to puch jo kem 6o?, nazer jukavi ane hase to manjo prem6, pan vaki vali ked thi upadi sendal to bhagjo prem nahi ae tamaro vahem 6.

8 years ago

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Maine dil se poochha - Mujhe raat ko nind kyo nai aati? . . . . Dil ne kha -Pyaar hone ki acting mat kar Dopehar me tu khoob sota Hai na.

8 years ago

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Koi aankhon se baat kar leta H Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai, Bda mushkil hota hai jawab dena, Jab koi english mein baatkar leta H

8 years ago

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Hathi Ne Kaha Hathni Ki Kabar Par Ja Kar Wah Wah Hathi Ne Kaha Hathni Ki Kabar Par Ja Kar Darling, Mujhe Naaz Tha Teri Patli Kamar Par

8 years ago

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Some Lines For Friends : Aisa nahi ye zindgi buri hain, Par school aur college ki life hi kuch aur thi.. Aisa Nahi ki Ab Husi Nahi Aati, Par Dosto K sath Bethkar Khilkhilane ki baat kuch aur thi.. Aisa nahi ki aage kuch hasil nahi kiya, Par result aane par dosto k sath party karne ki baat kuch aur thi.. Aisa nahi ki ab life nahi kat rahi hain, Par dosto k sath zindgi jeene ki baat kuch aur thi.. "Friends k sath beete har pal ki baate kuch aur thi..."

8 years ago

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मैं :ok_woman: खुद हैरान :no_good:हु की तुझसे :hearts:इतनी :sunglasses:मोहब्बत:kissing_heart: क्यू है मुझे.!!

जब भी:couplekiss: प्यार :cupid:शब्द आता है चेहरा:heart_eyes: तेरा :princess:ही याद:rose: आता है.!!:dancers:

8 years ago

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