Ager Koi Moti Ladki Apko Dhek Ke Mud Ke Wapes Aaye To Aap Us Ladki Ko Kya Kahoge .......?
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"GOL-MAAL RETURN"
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A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby"
Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine,
Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai,
Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"
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Ek khawab Ek khayal Ek Hakikat He tu,
Zindgi Me Pane Wali Hr Zarurat He Tu,
Jisko Roz Msg Karne Ko Dil Kare
Are Yar Vahi SwEEt Si
Musibat He Tu.
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Defintion Of Arrange-Marriage:
"Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga"&
Defintion Of Love-Marriage:-
"PehLe IstemaL Kre fir Vishwas Kre.!"
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Kid 1 meli mummy jadugalni hai
jab o papa k nunu ko chumti hai,
to nunu bada ho jata h.
or jab papa pe bathti h,
to nunu gayab ho jata h.
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Beti: Papa Mere Mobile Me Kisine
"I Love You"
Ka Msg Bheja Hai
Dad: Aisa Msg
Kabhi Receive Nhi Karna Chahiye
Jiska Hai Use Wapas Bhej De
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J!$he D!l D!ya Wo D!l! Ch@l! Gy!,
J!$e Py@ar K!ya Wo !t@ly Ch@l! Gy!,
D!l Ne Kha Khud Ku$h! Kr Le Z@l!m,
B!j@l! Ko H@th Lgaya To B!jali Chal! Gy!.
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In Ankho Se Sapne Churaya Na Karo,
Humari Dosti Ko Aazmaya Na Karo,
Tumhare 1 SmS Ke Badle 100 Call Kardu,
Par Shart Ye Hai Ki Tum Phone Uthaya Na Karo.
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Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin,
Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi
Ladki Nahi.
Agar Fir Bhi Na Pate,To Duniya Me Ladkio Ki Koi Kami Nahi
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आप पागल हो
P= Pyaare
A= Attractive
G= Gehius
A= Advance
L= Lovely
अब मुस्करो मत आखर हो तो पागल
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Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false Girls look beautiful because.
boys have good IMAGINATION
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1 ladki road pe khadi thi
1 ladka bike pe jata h
vapas ata h or usse puchta h pehchana kya?
Girl-nhi
Boy-kya Yaar!!
Abhi to samne se gya tha.,..@
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supoose u cum 2 me but em sleeping in my room ..wot will u do ....
1= hit me wid a pillow
2= drop a bucket full ov water
3= smyl at me en tuck me in properly
4= irritate me by turning muzik or tv on
5= sit quietly and till em awake
6= ignore me and go back
7= wake me up wid alarm clock
8= give me misss callzz
9= ask my mom 2 wake me up
10= u start searching 4 my cell fone
reply
dan i-ll tell wot are ur feeling abt me ..
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Mohabbat To Kisi Ek Se Karunga,
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Ho Saka To Kisi Nek Se Karunga,
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Lekin Jab Tak Na Milegi Wo Nek Ladki..
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Try Toh Har Ek Pe Karunga.!
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DEFINITION OF LOVE & TRUST :"Giving Someone The Authority To Destroy You Completely But Having TheConfidence That Person WouldNever Do It..
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Love is life
~= SMS OF THE DAY =~
3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai
1- Aulaad Budhape me
2- Dost Musibat me Aur
3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.
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Janiye Aapne Pyar Ka Asli BHAVISHYAFAL..
Type Kijiye,
Aapna Aur Aapne Partner Ka Naam
Aur Send Kare Aapne
Papa Ke Mobile Par
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Maine dil se poochha - Mujhe raat ko nind kyo nai aati?
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Dil ne kha -Pyaar hone ki acting mat kar
Dopehar me tu khoob sota Hai na.
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harbhajan ne apni grlfrnd se pucha,
kya mai tumhara pehla pyar hu?
grlfrnd-kardi na sardaro wali baat,
spinner ko kabhi pahla over mila he.
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