Mhobt k raste me har waqt dard milega,
mhObt ke raste me har waqt dard milega,
meri maano,
isi raste par
medical store khol lo
Mast chalega
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Kisi ka haath tham kar chodna nahi,
wada kisi se karke todna nahi,
koi agar aapka dil tode to usko
4-5 laat mare bina chndna nahi.
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Patni: Agar Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya
To Kya Aap Turant Dusri Shaadi Kar Lenge?
Pati: Kam Se Km 2-3 Mahine 2 Rukna Padega,
Warna Padosi Kya Kahenge?
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PYAR means….
P = Phone karna..
Y = Yaad karna..
A = Azadi khona..
R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!!
Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don’t PYAR.
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chuhe ko billi lagi gori,
dono milne lage chori chori
chuha bola o gori aa khele ankh micholi
billi chuhe ko mar k kha gayi
or boli
I HATE LUV STORY.
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Ldki ki nazro me nazakt hoti he
Uske inkar me b ijazt hoti he
Hmesha piche pad jao jb tk ha n bole
Qki derSe ha krna ladkiyo ki aadat hoti he.
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Bivi KO Thappad markar pati Bola,
Admi use hi marta h jise wo pyar krta h.
BiVi Ne b Khich K 2 mare or sharmakr Boli,
aap kya smjte he,mai apse pyar nhi krti.
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Tuje pane k liye kuch b kar sakta hu
Tere pyar me ji aur mar sakta hu
Fir b tu na mili to gam nai..
Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try kar sakta hu..
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Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye,
Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai.
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Bahaduri kya hai?
Der raat gf k sath bike par ghar aao,
or mummy Jhaadu lekar darwaze par mile.
Or tum pucho-Hi mom!
Abhi tak jhaadu laga rahi ho..
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Love Ko lifE me MAST HONA CHAHIYE
HAR ASHIQ KO LOVE ME INTERST HONA CHAHIYE
Sala COLLAGE ME LOVE ka SUBJECT HONA CHAHIYE
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Dhadkan bina dil ka matlab hi kya
roshani bina diye ka matlab hi kya
kyu kehte hai log ki mohabbat na kar dard milta hai
wo kya jane ki dard bina mohabbat ka matlab hi kya…
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Umido ki duniya bah gayi,
Khwabo ki duniya rah gayi,
Kya tumhari izzat rah gayi,
Jb ki wo tumhe bhiya kah ke chali gayi. Rahul
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Maine dil se poochha - Mujhe raat ko nind kyo nai aati?
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Dil ne kha -Pyaar hone ki acting mat kar
Dopehar me tu khoob sota Hai na.
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Koi aankhon se baat kar leta H
Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai,
Bda mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi english mein baatkar leta H
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koi chez be-wafai se badh kar kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se badh kar kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PADHAI se badh kar kia hogi:-)
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Ek Cinema Me Titanic"
Lagi Hui Thi,
Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom,Dad
Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.
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