Funny Love SMS

Dil ko jalane se kya fayda, aansu bahane se kya fayda, jab usne hme chod k kisi or ka haath tham liya to uske chote bhai ko CHOKLET dilane ka kya fayda.

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Fritz (friz) or Facebook me kya samaanta h??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pata h andar kuch b ni h Fir b baar baar khol k dekhte h..!

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vasl mein khali hui raqibon se mahafil to kya sharm bhi jaye to janun ke tanhai hui gard udi aashiq ke turbat se to jhunjhala ke kaha vah sar chadhane lagi panv ke thukarai huiiiii

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Dilke zakhm kisiko dikha na sakoge Dilme johe,Kisiko bata n sakoge Karoge jawani me jo galfrnd pe kharche Budape tak udhri chuka na skoge

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Pyar=Dukho Ka Bazar. Premi=Dukho Ka Kharidar. Premika=Dukho Ki Dukandar. Mata-Pita=Bich Ki Diwar. Behen=Salahkar. Bhai=Pitne Ko Taiyar. Ye He LOVE Ka BIG BAZAR.

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darde dil me gam ki kaliyakhilti hai ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,apne kiya jabse sms karna,mobile ki batteri jada chalti hai

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Pagli मेरी :gift_heart: Äαshiqi_तो
:calling:Jioसे भी Բαšт है, Ęκ
बार :cupid:Ďįℓ♡ मे उतर के तो देख :couple:
बीना Network :couple_with_heart: के ही,
तुझेे Unlimited याद आऊंगा . .

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Dil ki umeedon ka Hosla To Dekho. Intezar us Ka Jis Ko Ehsas tak Nahi.

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Grl- mom aaj maine boyfrnd ko ullu bnaya. mom-kaise? grl-maine uska pen sandal me chupa liya or wo ullu kh trah 2 ghante bra me hath dal ke dhundta raha.

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Dis is Luv Jab apki GIRL friend GAS chhode aur apko wo bhi gulab ki khushbu jaisi lage to samaj lena apko sachcha pyar hogaya hai.

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Ager Koi Moti Ladki Apko Dhek Ke Mud Ke Wapes Aaye To Aap Us Ladki Ko Kya Kahoge .......? ..... ..... ..... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... "GOL-MAAL RETURN"

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aapki zindgi me koi gum na ho, aapki aankhe kabhi num na ho, har roz mile aapko nayi girlfrnd jiski umar 80 se kam na ho.

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Ek Cinema Me Titanic" Lagi Hui Thi, Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya, Mom,Dad Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.

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Love Ko lifE me MAST HONA CHAHIYE HAR ASHIQ KO LOVE ME INTERST HONA CHAHIYE Sala COLLAGE ME LOVE ka SUBJECT HONA CHAHIYE

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Kisi ka haath tham kar chodna nahi, wada kisi se karke todna nahi, koi agar aapka dil tode to usko 4-5 laat mare bina chndna nahi.

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Mandir Me Tham Liya Mene Haath Uska Aaj Kaabu Me Mera Dil Nahi Tha Chah Kar Bhi Wo Kuch Kar Na Saki Kyuki Uske Pao Me Sandle Nahi Tha.

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chuhe ko billi lagi gori, dono milne lage chori chori chuha bola o gori aa khele ankh micholi billi chuhe ko mar k kha gayi or boli I HATE LUV STORY.

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Batmeez frds=== WHEN I JOKE.... They take it seriouslly!! : : : : WHEN I M SERIOUS... Nalayak hass hass k Feelings ki dhajiya uda dete hai !!!!

9 years ago

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Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke. dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.

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Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai.. Girl- Ab chhoro bhi.. . . . . . Boy- Arrrrey.... Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu.... :P

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