Funny Love SMS

sweet insult.......... ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya, ek khusbsurat ladki ne dekha or kaha aapne bade bhai ke pair chuu rahe ho... ladka- ji BHABI G.

8 years ago

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Pyar me kbhi petrol nhi hota, Pyar k safar me kbhi puncture nhi hota.. Pyar to woh gaadi hi dear, Jisme kbhi do se zyada pasenger nhi hota..

8 years ago

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Muskil nhi duniya me kuch bhi, Phir bhi log apna vada tod dete hain, Aagr dil se ho rista or sachi ho dua, To sitare bhi kisi ke liye khud ko tod dete hai…

8 years ago

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Khushbu ne fool ko ek ehsas banaya, fool ne maliko kuch khas banaya, chahat ne mahhabbat ko ek pyas banaya, mohabbat ne kitno ko paro, chandramukhi aur devdas babaya.

8 years ago

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PYAR means…. P = Phone karna.. Y = Yaad karna.. A = Azadi khona.. R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!! Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don’t PYAR.

8 years ago

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Dilke zakhm kisiko dikha na sakoge Dilme johe,Kisiko bata n sakoge Karoge jawani me jo galfrnd pe kharche Budape tak udhri chuka na skoge

8 years ago

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Pyar me dubna aasan hai Magar sacha pyaar milna utna hi mushkil h Pyaar aisa 1 thofa hai jo milgaya to apna h Nahi to sirf sapna h Haso..aur jor s

8 years ago

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"EKSACH Hum Pyar Kisi se krte h Or Shadi Kisi or se Jisse Hm Shadi krte h Wo Pati/Patni ban jate h Or Jisse Pyar krte h Wo Email ID ka Pasword

8 years ago

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Socha tha har mod par tera sath denge, Socha tha har mod par tera sath denge, Par kya kare kambakth sadak hi seedhi nikli !!!!!!!

8 years ago

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aapki zindgi me koi gum na ho, aapki aankhe kabhi num na ho, har roz mile aapko nayi girlfrnd jiski umar 80 se kam na ho.

8 years ago

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A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop.. Girl: dont u have a mom-sister at home.? Boy: No. Girl: to ghar le chalna pagal. yahan time pass kyun kar raha hai.

8 years ago

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Beta : papa meri madam kitni beautiful hai.. papa : beta madam ma jaisi hoti hai.. beta : papa ap hamesha apna hi setting karte ho..

8 years ago

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Reh na paoge kabhi bhula kar dekhlo, Yaken nai ata to azma kr dekhlo, Her waqt kami mehsos hogi humari, Apni sim # bund krwa kr dekhlo.

8 years ago

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Barish me raat ko 1 Ladka pizza lene Gya. Waiter-Apki koi gfrnd hai? Ladka- kutte! is tufani barish me kya meri maa muje pizza lene bhejegi.

8 years ago

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Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because. boys have good IMAGINATION

8 years ago

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Patni: Agar Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya To Kya Aap Turant Dusri Shaadi Kar Lenge? Pati: Kam Se Km 2-3 Mahine 2 Rukna Padega, Warna Padosi Kya Kahenge?

8 years ago

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Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai.. Girl- Ab chhoro bhi.. . . . . . Boy- Arrrrey.... Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu.... :P

8 years ago

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Dil ko jalane se kya fayda, aansu bahane se kya fayda, jab usne hme chod k kisi or ka haath tham liya to uske chote bhai ko CHOKLET dilane ka kya fayda.

8 years ago

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Admi: Yar Me Bohat Bari Mushkil Me Phans Chuka Hn Friend: Wo Q? Admi:yr B.v K Makeup K Khrcha Brdasht Nhi Hota Aur Makeup Na Kare To B.v Bardasht Nhi Hoti.

8 years ago

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Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat, Wah wah! Arz kiya hai: Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat, Wah wah! Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat.

8 years ago

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