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  • Premi:e bewafa tune mera dil jaladiya, dil jala kr rakh bana diya Premika:teri kurbani bekar nhi jayegi, rakh bhej dena bartan manjane k kaam ayegi.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Bf: You Know Where I Want To Kiss You? Gf: Lips? Bf: No Gf: Cheek? Bf: No Gf: Neck? Bf: Nope Gf: Then Where? Bf: In Da Wedding Lawn In Front Of Our Families When We Both Say "I Do"
  • 8 years ago



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  • Shadi Ka Kharcah 5Lac Or Love Marrige Sirf 100 Ka Stamp 70 NotrY 50 Varmala Total-220 Ab Apka Fesla Jago Grahak Jago Or Lover K Sath Bhago.
  • 8 years ago



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  • PYAR means…. P = Phone karna.. Y = Yaad karna.. A = Azadi khona.. R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!! Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don’t PYAR.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Dhadkan bina dil ka matlab hi kya roshani bina diye ka matlab hi kya kyu kehte hai log ki mohabbat na kar dard milta hai wo kya jane ki dard bina mohabbat ka matlab hi kya…
  • 8 years ago



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  • Ldki ki nazro me nazakt hoti he Uske inkar me b ijazt hoti he Hmesha piche pad jao jb tk ha n bole Qki derSe ha krna ladkiyo ki aadat hoti he.
  • 8 years ago



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  • chuhe ko billi lagi gori, dono milne lage chori chori chuha bola o gori aa khele ankh micholi billi chuhe ko mar k kha gayi or boli I HATE LUV STORY.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Some Lines For Friends : Aisa nahi ye zindgi buri hain, Par school aur college ki life hi kuch aur thi.. Aisa Nahi ki Ab Husi Nahi Aati, Par Dosto K sath Bethkar Khilkhilane ki baat kuch aur thi.. Aisa nahi ki aage kuch hasil nahi kiya, Par result aane par dosto k sath party karne ki baat kuch aur thi.. Aisa nahi ki ab life nahi kat rahi hain, Par dosto k sath zindgi jeene ki baat kuch aur thi.. "Friends k sath beete har pal ki baate kuch aur thi..."
  • 8 years ago



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  • "EKSACH Hum Pyar Kisi se krte h Or Shadi Kisi or se Jisse Hm Shadi krte h Wo Pati/Patni ban jate h Or Jisse Pyar krte h Wo Email ID ka Pasword
  • 8 years ago



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  • Girl:I Love YOU Dear. Boy:Differnt Style Me Propos Karo Na Girl:Teri Laash ko Aag Lgane Ka Chance Mere Bete Ko Dega Ki nhi.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Roz Rosni k hazar sitare Nikle Apki Ankho me hasin nzare Nikle Jail me Hm B Gye Apke sath Jab Apke chori k mobile me Sare sms Hmre Nikle,
  • 8 years ago



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  • Koi aankhon se baat kar leta H Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai, Bda mushkil hota hai jawab dena, Jab koi english mein baatkar leta H
  • 8 years ago



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  • Teacher: 1+1=3 karna ho to..? student: simple dono ki SHAADI karva do. Teacher: aur agar 1+1=11 karna ho toh student: toh dono ka NIKAAH karva do
  • 8 years ago



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  • Ager Koi Moti Ladki Apko Dhek Ke Mud Ke Wapes Aaye To Aap Us Ladki Ko Kya Kahoge .......? ..... ..... ..... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... "GOL-MAAL RETURN"
  • 8 years ago



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  • Pyar k aage jindagi kurban hai ye har aashiq ka gurur hai pyar to har aashiq ka majhab hai isi lie to taj mumtaj ke liee bana hai
  • 8 years ago



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  • Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy? Boy; 18 saal ki larki me. Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Khayalon me jeena chod diya humne, Ummeed se haqiqat ka rukh mod liya humne, Tmhen pyar aakhiri sans tak krenge, Pyar hai ye kehna chhod diya humne.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Garib ne tajmahal ki hr diwar ko dekha, Hr minar ko dekha, Hr kaalin ko dekha, Hr khidki ko dekha, Or bola. "maa kasam sachi mohabbat me kharcha bahut h....
  • 8 years ago



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