Funny Love SMS

Admi: Yar Me Bohat Bari Mushkil Me Phans Chuka Hn Friend: Wo Q? Admi:yr B.v K Makeup K Khrcha Brdasht Nhi Hota Aur Makeup Na Kare To B.v Bardasht Nhi Hoti.

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Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat, Wah wah! Arz kiya hai: Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat, Wah wah! Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat.

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Is Waqt India K 4 Bade Prblems He 1.Population 2.Mehengai 3.Bomb Blast & Naujawano Ko Hr Hfte Hone Wala SACCHA PYAR

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Har jis dil me mumtaj h, har jis dil me mumtaj h. har us dil ki chahat ek pyas h, magar ladko ke liye ye sab bakwas h kyuki har pal badlti unki MUMTAJ h.

8 years ago

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aapki zindgi me koi gum na ho, aapki aankhe kabhi num na ho, har roz mile aapko nayi girlfrnd jiski umar 80 se kam na ho.

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Koi aankhon se baat kar leta H Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai, Bda mushkil hota hai jawab dena, Jab koi english mein baatkar leta H

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Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr, Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr, Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli, Daba le kamine natak mat kar...

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:point_down: कल रात :skull: मौत आयी थी :rage: गुस्सेमेँ बोली :cupid: जान ले लुंगी :grin: छोरे तेरी...
:heart_eyes: मैने भी हँसते हुये कह दिया :skull: जिस्म ले जाओ...
:heart: जान तो एक :ok_hand: प्यारी सी :princess: रानी ले गई है....!:kissing_heart::kissing_heart:

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Hum dil ke aashiyane nahi sajate, hum ishq ke nagme nhi gaate, hamari ek pasand se toot na jaye hajaro dil.. bus yehi soch kar hum GIRLFRIEND nhi banate.

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koi chez be-wafai se badh kar kia hogi, Ghum-e-tanhai judai se badh kar kia hogi, Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza, to wo saza PADHAI se badh kar kia hogi:-)

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Mohabbt Ki Baat Mat Karo. Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta, Ab Kisi Ki Mohabbat Par Aitbaar Karna. Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta :(Guzar Gaye Jo Din Wo Waapas Laut Kar Nahi Aate... Lekin Un Dino Ko Yaad Karna Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta, :((Mujhe Malum Hai Wo Shaqs Bewafa Thi. Magar Mujhe Kisi Ko Bewfaa Kehna Acha Nhi Lagta. Jakhm Bahut Diye Hain Usne Is Dil-e-nadan Ko... Jakhm Hum Bhi De Dete.. Par Hume Badla Lena Accha Nhi Lagta SKTSMS.IN

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Arz Karta Hu.. Seene me dil He Dil me dard He Dard me Fariyaad He Fariyaad me Gujarish Or Gujarish Me Rithik or Aishwarya He

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A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby" Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine, Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai, Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"

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Agar chandni chowk ka favvara n hota aur, India gate ka nazara n hota. Agar aaj k fashion n ladakiyon ko, Is kdr bigada n hota, To kas India ka koi bhi ladka aaj awara n hota.

8 years ago

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Pappu santa se.. yr kal mai apne gf ko msg kr rha tha.. To banta mujhe kbse dekh rha tha...fir mai 5 mint k liye bathroom gya to... Banta ne mere mobil se meri ka no. Le liya or use romantic sms krne lga... Santa-to tune kuch nhi kiya... Pappu-mai kya kru wo pagal kal raat se apni behn ko hi msg kr rha h

8 years ago

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Pyar hua ikrar hua hai, Pyar se phir q darta hai dil... Q na dare dil? . . Kyuki aaj kal k pyaar se badhta hai, Sirf mobile or resturant ka bill!!!

8 years ago

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तू :bride_with_veil: मेरी :couple: Qυєєи :princess: में तेरा кιиg :crown:,
तेरे हाथ :raised_hand: में डालूंगा में Eиgαgємєит की Rιиg :ring:.

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na me don hu jis k pi6 11 mulko ki police lagi hui he na koi bazigar hu jo apne maksad k.liye freb krta he samaj sako to samaj lo yaaro na singam na bodyguard hu kasamkhan hu Jo SMS Karen me Dabang he S....k....

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Tu agar paas bhi ho to dil beqarar apna hai ke humko tera nahin intezar apna hai mile koi bhi tera zikr cheddete hain ke jaise saara jahaan arazdar apna hai wo dur ho to baja tark-e-dosti ka khayal wo samne ho to kab ikhtiyar apna hai zamane bhar ke dukhon kolaga liya dil se is aasre pe ke ik ghamgusar apna hai raahat-e-jaan bhi vahi haikya kije wo jiske haath se sinaafigaarapna hai.

8 years ago

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Small Boy lovf story:- . Uske kadam jaha-jaha pde, Hmne wo jgh chum li... Or wo bewfa meri mummy ko ja kr boli:- "Aunty aapka beta mitti khata h." Hehehehehe

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