Funny Love SMS

Bottle Chupa Dena Kafan Me Mere, Shamshan Me Bhet Kar Piya Karuga, Khuda Maangega Jab Hisaab Mujhse, Ek Ek Peg Bana Kar Diya Karuga..

9 years ago

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Sad love story from boy Hamare to sare khwab usi din chur-2 ho gaye Jb pehli baar wo ghar ayi or mumy boli jao beta DIDI k liye PEPSI le aao

9 years ago

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Dis is Luv Jab apki GIRL friend GAS chhode aur apko wo bhi gulab ki khushbu jaisi lage to samaj lena apko sachcha pyar hogaya hai.

9 years ago

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Ldki ki nazro me nazakt hoti he Uske inkar me b ijazt hoti he Hmesha piche pad jao jb tk ha n bole Qki derSe ha krna ladkiyo ki aadat hoti he.

9 years ago

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70% girl sweet hoti hai 75% beautiful hoti hain 85% inteligent. 90% masoom hoti hai& 100% pyari hot hain kul mila kar 70+75+85+90+100 sub ki sub 420 hoti hain..

9 years ago

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chuhe ko billi lagi gori, dono milne lage chori chori chuha bola o gori aa khele ankh micholi billi chuhe ko mar k kha gayi or boli I HATE LUV STORY.

9 years ago

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Premi:e bewafa tune mera dil jaladiya, dil jala kr rakh bana diya Premika:teri kurbani bekar nhi jayegi, rakh bhej dena bartan manjane k kaam ayegi.

9 years ago

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Bahut Sweet h Wo jise hum chahte h Har pal Khuda se usi ko mangte h Dil tarasta h use Pane ko Kya Aapka dil nhi karta "DAIRY-MILK" Khane ko?

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Grl- mom aaj maine boyfrnd ko ullu bnaya. mom-kaise? grl-maine uska pen sandal me chupa liya or wo ullu kh trah 2 ghante bra me hath dal ke dhundta raha.

9 years ago

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Small Boy lovf story:- . Uske kadam jaha-jaha pde, Hmne wo jgh chum li... Or wo bewfa meri mummy ko ja kr boli:- "Aunty aapka beta mitti khata h." Hehehehehe

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Kid 1 meli mummy jadugalni hai jab o papa k nunu ko chumti hai, to nunu bada ho jata h. or jab papa pe bathti h, to nunu gayab ho jata h.

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Girl:I Love YOU Dear. Boy:Differnt Style Me Propos Karo Na Girl:Teri Laash ko Aag Lgane Ka Chance Mere Bete Ko Dega Ki nhi.

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Janiye Aapne Pyar Ka Asli BHAVISHYAFAL.. Type Kijiye, Aapna Aur Aapne Partner Ka Naam Aur Send Kare Aapne Papa Ke Mobile Par

9 years ago

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Ladki ke hatho me mehandi acchi lagti h. Or ladko ke hatho me, ; ;;; ; ; Wo mehandi wale hath.

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DEFINITION OF LOVE & TRUST :"Giving Someone The Authority To Destroy You Completely But Having TheConfidence That Person WouldNever Do It..

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Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because. boys have good IMAGINATION

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तू :bride_with_veil: मेरी :couple: Qυєєи :princess: में तेरा кιиg :crown:,
तेरे हाथ :raised_hand: में डालूंगा में Eиgαgємєит की Rιиg :ring:.

9 years ago

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Ek Wine Shop Par Likhi Hue True Line: "Agar Aap Kisi Ladki Se Saccha Pyar Karte Hain To Yakinan Ek Din Aapko Mujhse Pyar Ho Jayega..

9 years ago

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Logo Ne Pyar Kiya To Kya Kiya, Pyar Ki Bewafai Me Khud KoMita Diya, Isi Pyar Me Log Bane Devdaas, Par Koi Na Ban Saka Mere Jaisa Bindaas.

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आप पागल हो P= Pyaare A= Attractive G= Gehius A= Advance L= Lovely अब मुस्करो मत आखर हो तो पागल

9 years ago

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