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  • Teacher: 1+1=3 karna ho to..? student: simple dono ki SHAADI karva do. Teacher: aur agar 1+1=11 karna ho toh student: toh dono ka NIKAAH karva do
  • 8 years ago



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  • Muhabbat rait jesi hai. . ! kisi bhi band muthi mein magar ye bhi haqeeqat hai. Achanak be-khayali mein Bina sochay Bina samjhay Yunhi bus be-irada hi Ye muthi khul bhi jati hai. .
  • 8 years ago



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  • Mere ISHQ Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Diya, Lekin Meri Takdir To Dekho, Uska Baap UMPIRE Tha, Meri Ball Ko NO-BALL Bata Diya
  • 8 years ago



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  • Nazer thi nazer male to puch jo kem 6o?, nazer jukavi ane hase to manjo prem6, pan vaki vali ked thi upadi sendal to bhagjo prem nahi ae tamaro vahem 6.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ? Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na C – Come O – On L – Lets L – Love E – Every G – Girl E – Everyday
  • 8 years ago



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  • Janiye Aapne Pyar Ka Asli BHAVISHYAFAL.. Type Kijiye, Aapna Aur Aapne Partner Ka Naam Aur Send Kare Aapne Papa Ke Mobile Par
  • 8 years ago



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  • "Ladko ke pas chahe 220 cc Pulsar, Ya Karizma ho, Ya Yamaha FZ, Finally, Wo hamesha pichhe rahenge, Ek 80 cc Scooty pep ke.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin, Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahi. Agar Fir Bhi Na Pate,To Duniya Me Ladkio Ki Koi Kami Nahi
  • 8 years ago



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  • Har jis dil me mumtaj h, har jis dil me mumtaj h. har us dil ki chahat ek pyas h, magar ladko ke liye ye sab bakwas h kyuki har pal badlti unki MUMTAJ h.
  • 8 years ago



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  • supoose u cum 2 me but em sleeping in my room ..wot will u do .... 1= hit me wid a pillow 2= drop a bucket full ov water 3= smyl at me en tuck me in properly 4= irritate me by turning muzik or tv on 5= sit quietly and till em awake 6= ignore me and go back 7= wake me up wid alarm clock 8= give me misss callzz 9= ask my mom 2 wake me up 10= u start searching 4 my cell fone reply dan i-ll tell wot are ur feeling abt me ..
  • 8 years ago



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  • Tuje pane k liye kuch b kar sakta hu Tere pyar me ji aur mar sakta hu Fir b tu na mili to gam nai.. Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try kar sakta hu..
  • 8 years ago



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  • WIFE BIWI JORU PATNI AURAT OR GHARWALI Me Kya Fark Hai? SochO Aur Socho Kuch Fark Nhi Hai Dost Ye 1 Musibat ke 6 alag alag naam hai
  • 8 years ago



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  • Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!
  • 8 years ago



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  • Beti: Papa Mere Mobile Me Kisine "I Love You" Ka Msg Bheja Hai Dad: Aisa Msg Kabhi Receive Nhi Karna Chahiye Jiska Hai Use Wapas Bhej De
  • 8 years ago



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  • Bf: You Know Where I Want To Kiss You? Gf: Lips? Bf: No Gf: Cheek? Bf: No Gf: Neck? Bf: Nope Gf: Then Where? Bf: In Da Wedding Lawn In Front Of Our Families When We Both Say "I Do"
  • 8 years ago



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  • Kisi ka haath tham kar chodna nahi, wada kisi se karke todna nahi, koi agar aapka dil tode to usko 4-5 laat mare bina chndna nahi.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Ek Wine Shop Par Likhi Hue True Line: "Agar Aap Kisi Ladki Se Saccha Pyar Karte Hain To Yakinan Ek Din Aapko Mujhse Pyar Ho Jayega..
  • 8 years ago



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  • Waqt kehta H muje Gawa mat Dil kehta H muje Laga mat Pyar kehta H muje aazma mat Aur aaj-kal ki GF kehti H Bartan Tumhe Hi Dhulne H Ghabra Mat.
  • 8 years ago



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