Aajkal jisko dekho
photo khichane ke
chakkar me pareshan hai...
Ek din ek ladki apne frnd ka photo khinch rahi thi...
Tabhi ek ladka aaya chumma leke chala gaya.
Ladki photo khinchane ke baad apni
dost se puchti hai
kisi ne mujhe kiss kiya?
Kaisa jawana aa gaya hai?
Aaj kiss huaa hai
kal kya hoga is jawane ka??
Ladkiyo ka zuthh...
I Miss U
Main Jhoot Nahi Bolti
Main Pehli Bar Kisi Larkay Se Baat Kar Rahi Hu
Main Cousin Se Baat Kar Rahi Thi
Mujhe TUM Kehna Acha Nahi Lagta
Main Pyar Par Believe Nhi Karti
Main Dusri Larkion Jaisi Nahi.
Mujhe Kuch Nhi Pata
Sub Larke Ek Jaise Hote Hain
Tum Meri Zindgi Ke pehle Aur Akhri Larke Ho
Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy?
Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me
Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.
zaruri nahi ki insan pyar ki murat ho, sundar aur behad khobsuratho,
achcha toh wahi insan hota hai jo tab aapke sath ho jab aapko uski zarurat ho..........
by........MD AFTAB
Grl- mom aaj maine boyfrnd ko ullu bnaya.
mom-kaise?
grl-maine uska pen sandal me chupa liya
or wo ullu kh trah
2 ghante bra me hath dal ke dhundta raha.
A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby"
Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine,
Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai,
Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"
Ap Hame MSG Bhi Nahi Karte
Yad Bhi Nahi Karte
Ap Bahut Kanjus Ho
Bura Mante Ho To Mano
K- Khwab Me
A- Akar
N- Neend
J- Jo Churaye
U- Umar Bhar Jo
S- Sath Nibhaye
Vahi Kanjus Hota Hai Na...