A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby"
Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine,
Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai,
Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"
na me don hu jis k pi6 11 mulko ki police lagi hui he
na koi bazigar hu jo apne maksad k.liye freb krta he
samaj sako to samaj lo yaaro na singam na bodyguard hu
kasamkhan hu Jo SMS Karen me Dabang he
S....k....
Ek Pehchan Hazaro Rishte Bana Deti Hai.
Ek Muskaan Hazaro Ghum Bhula Deti Hai
Zindgi Ke Safar Me Sambhal Kar Chalna Mere Dosto
Ek Galatfahmi Hazaro Sapne Jala Deti Hai..!!
~Only_U.R.~ Zuki hue palko se unka didar kiya,Sab kuch bhula k unka intzar kiya,Wo jan hi na paye zazbat mere, Jine duniya me mene sabse jyada pyar kiya.
By - m.FreshSMS.in
Boy friend
(bahut romantik andaj mai):
Jaanu dekho mai tumhari zulfon
ke liye kya laya hu !!!!
Girl friend:- so sweet kya ?
Boy friend:-
.
Zu nikalne wali kangi.
Pyar=Dukho Ka Bazar.
Premi=Dukho Ka Kharidar.
Premika=Dukho Ki Dukandar.
Mata-Pita=Bich Ki Diwar.
Behen=Salahkar.
Bhai=Pitne Ko Taiyar.
Ye He LOVE Ka BIG BAZAR.
Ye ladkiye kitni chalak hoti hai..
apni 30 rs. Liter ki "dhoodh" ki theli dhaka kar
hamara 400 rupees kilo ka "ghee" nikal lati hai.
JAAGO GRAHAK GAAGO.
70% girl sweet hoti hai
75% beautiful hoti hain
85% inteligent.
90% masoom hoti hai& 100% pyari hot hain
kul mila kar 70+75+85+90+100
sub ki sub 420 hoti hain..