Muhabbat rait jesi hai. . !
kisi bhi band muthi mein
magar ye bhi haqeeqat hai.
Achanak be-khayali mein
Bina sochay Bina samjhay
Yunhi bus be-irada hi
Ye muthi khul bhi jati hai. .
Nazer thi nazer male to puch jo kem 6o?,
nazer jukavi ane hase to manjo prem6,
pan vaki vali ked thi upadi sendal to bhagjo prem nahi ae tamaro vahem 6.
Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ?
Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na
C – Come
O – On
L – Lets
L – Love
E – Every
G – Girl
E – Everyday
Har jis dil me mumtaj h,
har jis dil me mumtaj h.
har us dil ki chahat ek pyas h,
magar ladko ke liye ye sab bakwas h
kyuki har pal badlti unki MUMTAJ h.
supoose u cum 2 me but em sleeping in my room ..wot will u do ....
1= hit me wid a pillow
2= drop a bucket full ov water
3= smyl at me en tuck me in properly
4= irritate me by turning muzik or tv on
5= sit quietly and till em awake
6= ignore me and go back
7= wake me up wid alarm clock
8= give me misss callzz
9= ask my mom 2 wake me up
10= u start searching 4 my cell fone
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dan i-ll tell wot are ur feeling abt me ..
Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi
Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha
us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya
phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai
par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!
Bf: You Know Where I Want To Kiss You?
Gf: Lips?
Bf: No
Gf: Cheek?
Bf: No
Gf: Neck?
Bf: Nope
Gf: Then Where?
Bf: In Da Wedding Lawn In Front
Of Our Families When We Both Say "I Do"