Funny Love SMS

Mandir Me Tham Liya Mene Haath Uska Aaj Kaabu Me Mera Dil Nahi Tha Chah Kar Bhi Wo Kuch Kar Na Saki Kyuki Uske Pao Me Sandle Nahi Tha.

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:point_down: कल रात :skull: मौत आयी थी :rage: गुस्सेमेँ बोली :cupid: जान ले लुंगी :grin: छोरे तेरी...
:heart_eyes: मैने भी हँसते हुये कह दिया :skull: जिस्म ले जाओ...
:heart: जान तो एक :ok_hand: प्यारी सी :princess: रानी ले गई है....!:kissing_heart::kissing_heart:

8 years ago

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Ladkon ke liye 1 Vishesh Suchna.. . Agar koi ladki tumse mile... frndship kare.. aur agle din hi tumse I luv u kahe... toh... . . . . . . . samaj lena wo emotional attyachar ki undercover agent hai...

8 years ago

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Bottle Chupa Dena Kafan Me Mere, Shamshan Me Bhet Kar Piya Karuga, Khuda Maangega Jab Hisaab Mujhse, Ek Ek Peg Bana Kar Diya Karuga..

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Aajkal jisko dekho photo khichane ke chakkar me pareshan hai... Ek din ek ladki apne frnd ka photo khinch rahi thi... Tabhi ek ladka aaya chumma leke chala gaya. Ladki photo khinchane ke baad apni dost se puchti hai kisi ne mujhe kiss kiya? Kaisa jawana aa gaya hai? Aaj kiss huaa hai kal kya hoga is jawane ka??

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Aasman ki kali ghata chai hai.Aaj phir v princpal se mar khai hai.sab kehete hai beta sudhar ja par mera galti nehin hai.madam aaj v katrina kaif banke aai hai.

8 years ago

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Mohabbt Ki Baat Mat Karo. Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta, Ab Kisi Ki Mohabbat Par Aitbaar Karna. Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta :(Guzar Gaye Jo Din Wo Waapas Laut Kar Nahi Aate... Lekin Un Dino Ko Yaad Karna Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta, :((Mujhe Malum Hai Wo Shaqs Bewafa Thi. Magar Mujhe Kisi Ko Bewfaa Kehna Acha Nhi Lagta. Jakhm Bahut Diye Hain Usne Is Dil-e-nadan Ko... Jakhm Hum Bhi De Dete.. Par Hume Badla Lena Accha Nhi Lagta SKTSMS.IN

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Dilke zakhm kisiko dikha na sakoge Dilme johe,Kisiko bata n sakoge Karoge jawani me jo galfrnd pe kharche Budape tak udhri chuka na skoge

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Jis Chehre Ko Dekh Haste The Hum, Aaj Usi Ne Rula Diya, Khud Ne To Phone Kiya Nahi, Humne Kiya To Caller Tune Thi "TUJHE BHULAA DIYA...!!"

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Tuje pane k liye kuch b kar sakta hu Tere pyar me ji aur mar sakta hu Fir b tu na mili to gam nai.. Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try kar sakta hu..

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Ldki ki nazro me nazakt hoti he Uske inkar me b ijazt hoti he Hmesha piche pad jao jb tk ha n bole Qki derSe ha krna ladkiyo ki aadat hoti he.

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Kabhi Lafz Bhul Jau, Kabhi Bat Bhool Jau, Tujhe Is Kadar Chahu K, Apni Zaat Bhul Jau, Uth K Tere Pass Se Main Jo Chal Du, Jate Hue Khud Ko Tere Pas Bhool Jau.

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Ayi jab clg life ki yaad to ansu nikal gye, Dil ke karib aakr wo hmse bichad gye, Ek mod pr mile the saare Ajnabi, Pata bhi nhi lga kb raaste bikhar gye. By-susil

8 years ago

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A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby" Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine, Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai, Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"

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Teacher: 1+1=3 karna ho to..? student: simple dono ki SHAADI karva do. Teacher: aur agar 1+1=11 karna ho toh student: toh dono ka NIKAAH karva do

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DEFINITION OF LOVE & TRUST :"Giving Someone The Authority To Destroy You Completely But Having TheConfidence That Person WouldNever Do It..

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सुनो :ear_tone1:तेरे :bride_with_veil_tone1: नाम के नीचे :arrow_heading_down: ऑनलाइन आना क़सम से धड़का :heartbeat: देता है मेरे :sunglasses: दिल :heart:को...

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Aapko SMS karna Pooja hai, Aapke SMS ka INTAZAR Tapsya hai, Aa jaye misscall to Prasad hai, Aur mil jaye SMS to Aapke Darshan hai.! Darshan Dijiye prabhu.

8 years ago

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Sirf Muhabbat hi nahi ha duniya me jo dard ke liye zimmedaar hai . . . . Kambakht "Final Xam" b babhut takleef dete hai

8 years ago

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ये :man: मेरा :heart_decoration: दिल है.
कोई :ship: TitaniC शिप नहीं.
इस मैं सिर्फ तेरी जगह है.
हज़ारों की नहीं..

8 years ago

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