Funny Love SMS

Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!

8 years ago

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Fritz (friz) or Facebook me kya samaanta h??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pata h andar kuch b ni h Fir b baar baar khol k dekhte h..!

8 years ago

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Boy friend (bahut romantik andaj mai): Jaanu dekho mai tumhari zulfon ke liye kya laya hu !!!! Girl friend:- so sweet kya ? Boy friend:- . Zu nikalne wali kangi.

8 years ago

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Boy_kal se hum kahi Aur milnge, Girl_Q? Boy_Bade Zalim h teri Gali k bache Girl_Q kya hua? Boy_Kutte piche Laga kar kehte h, JAB PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYa.

8 years ago

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Wife 2 husband- tumhe pyar karna nahi aata, husb-to kya ye 3 bacche internet se downlod kiye h? wife-nahi y to sharma ji ke pen drive se liye h.

8 years ago

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काश मोहब्बत :couplekiss: मे भी चुनाव होते तो, गजब के भाषण :speaking_head::loudspeaker: देते तुझे पाने :couple: के लिये.

8 years ago

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सुन पगली :woman:,
:hammer_pick: डांडीया रास तो 100 लडकियो :dancers:
के साथ खेल शकता हु, लेकिन वो एक :information_desk_person:
तुम हो, जिसके बिना मन :heartbeat: लगता ही :x: नही..

8 years ago

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Suraj hua madam, Chand chalne laga, Mai tehra reha, Jami chalne lagi, Sajna kya yehi pyar hai ?? Nalayak,,bhag!! Ye pyar nhi,abe bhukamp aaya hai.!!

8 years ago

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Kaise Mumkin Tha kisi aur haqim se elaaj karana..? . . . Ae DOst, Ishq ka Rog Tha, Ammi ki chappal se hi araam aya.. <(,) (( aaaiii << Ammmmmmiiiiiii. ... :-(

8 years ago

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ey Khuda : Saari Khusiyan : Saari Izzat : Saari Mohabbat : Saari Chahat : De De Usko : Dil Me Hai Jiske : <=Dard-E-Disco=>

8 years ago

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प्यार :couple_with_heart: तो एक पल में हो जायेगा पगली :bride_with_veil_tone1: लेकिन लड़की :woman:‪ #Life_time‬ :alarm_clock: साथ :couple: देने वाली होनी चाहिए.. #‎Life ‬की‪ #‎वाट‬ :punch: लगाने वाली:x:नही...:heart::smoking::sunglasses:

8 years ago

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Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat, Wah wah! Arz kiya hai: Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat, Wah wah! Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat.

8 years ago

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WIFE BIWI JORU PATNI AURAT OR GHARWALI Me Kya Fark Hai? SochO Aur Socho Kuch Fark Nhi Hai Dost Ye 1 Musibat ke 6 alag alag naam hai

8 years ago

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supoose u cum 2 me but em sleeping in my room ..wot will u do .... 1= hit me wid a pillow 2= drop a bucket full ov water 3= smyl at me en tuck me in properly 4= irritate me by turning muzik or tv on 5= sit quietly and till em awake 6= ignore me and go back 7= wake me up wid alarm clock 8= give me misss callzz 9= ask my mom 2 wake me up 10= u start searching 4 my cell fone reply dan i-ll tell wot are ur feeling abt me ..

8 years ago

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Aajkal jisko dekho photo khichane ke chakkar me pareshan hai... Ek din ek ladki apne frnd ka photo khinch rahi thi... Tabhi ek ladka aaya chumma leke chala gaya. Ladki photo khinchane ke baad apni dost se puchti hai kisi ne mujhe kiss kiya? Kaisa jawana aa gaya hai? Aaj kiss huaa hai kal kya hoga is jawane ka??

8 years ago

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Mohabbat To Kisi Ek Se Karunga, . Ho Saka To Kisi Nek Se Karunga, . Lekin Jab Tak Na Milegi Wo Nek Ladki.. . Try Toh Har Ek Pe Karunga.!

8 years ago

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Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi, To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai. Biwi Pyar Se Boli:Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho, Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara Or Gusse Se Bola. Pathan:Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?

8 years ago

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I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head, so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

8 years ago

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Reh na paoge kabhi bhula kar dekhlo, Yaken nai ata to azma kr dekhlo, Her waqt kami mehsos hogi humari, Apni sim # bund krwa kr dekhlo.

8 years ago

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Premi:e bewafa tune mera dil jaladiya, dil jala kr rakh bana diya Premika:teri kurbani bekar nhi jayegi, rakh bhej dena bartan manjane k kaam ayegi.

8 years ago

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