Funny Love SMS

Aasman ki kali ghata chai hai.Aaj phir v princpal se mar khai hai.sab kehete hai beta sudhar ja par mera galti nehin hai.madam aaj v katrina kaif banke aai hai.

8 years ago

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one day the moon sed 2 me, If your lover makes you cry, why dont you leave your lover.. I looked at the moon, And replied would you ever leave your sky?

8 years ago

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Bahut Sweet h Wo jise hum chahte h Har pal Khuda se usi ko mangte h Dil tarasta h use Pane ko Kya Aapka dil nhi karta "DAIRY-MILK" Khane ko?

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Khayalon me jeena chod diya humne, Ummeed se haqiqat ka rukh mod liya humne, Tmhen pyar aakhiri sans tak krenge, Pyar hai ye kehna chhod diya humne.

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Bivi KO Thappad markar pati Bola, Admi use hi marta h jise wo pyar krta h. BiVi Ne b Khich K 2 mare or sharmakr Boli, aap kya smjte he,mai apse pyar nhi krti.

8 years ago

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Papu ne ek ladki ko propose kiya through msg .. . Ladki ne 2din mein us papu se shaadi karli...! yeh sochkar ki koi itna saara pyaar kaise kar sakta hai..! . socho papu ne kya kaha hoga?? . . . . . I love u utna, ENGINEERING ka syllabus hai jitna...!

8 years ago

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Touching story: A boy and girl want for a walk. While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone and starts bleeding. He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupata and wrap it around his leg. She looks in his eyes and says.. “Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!

8 years ago

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Teacher: 1+1=3 karna ho to..? student: simple dono ki SHAADI karva do. Teacher: aur agar 1+1=11 karna ho toh student: toh dono ka NIKAAH karva do

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Kid 1 meli mummy jadugalni hai jab o papa k nunu ko chumti hai, to nunu bada ho jata h. or jab papa pe bathti h, to nunu gayab ho jata h.

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Reh na paoge kabhi bhula kar dekhlo, Yaken nai ata to azma kr dekhlo, Her waqt kami mehsos hogi humari, Apni sim # bund krwa kr dekhlo.

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Patni: Agar Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya To Kya Aap Turant Dusri Shaadi Kar Lenge? Pati: Kam Se Km 2-3 Mahine 2 Rukna Padega, Warna Padosi Kya Kahenge?

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Ae Khuda Mere Wo Tamam Gunha Maaf Farma .. .. .. .. Jin Ki Wajah Se Meri Shadi Ruki Huyi Hai Note. Shadi Shuda Log "Ruki" Lafz Hata Kar Padhe

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PYAR means…. P = Phone karna.. Y = Yaad karna.. A = Azadi khona.. R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!! Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don’t PYAR.

8 years ago

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Grl- mom aaj maine boyfrnd ko ullu bnaya. mom-kaise? grl-maine uska pen sandal me chupa liya or wo ullu kh trah 2 ghante bra me hath dal ke dhundta raha.

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aapki zindgi me koi gum na ho, aapki aankhe kabhi num na ho, har roz mile aapko nayi girlfrnd jiski umar 80 se kam na ho.

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मैं :ok_woman: खुद हैरान :no_good:हु की तुझसे :hearts:इतनी :sunglasses:मोहब्बत:kissing_heart: क्यू है मुझे.!!

जब भी:couplekiss: प्यार :cupid:शब्द आता है चेहरा:heart_eyes: तेरा :princess:ही याद:rose: आता है.!!:dancers:

8 years ago

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Pappu santa se.. yr kal mai apne gf ko msg kr rha tha.. To banta mujhe kbse dekh rha tha...fir mai 5 mint k liye bathroom gya to... Banta ne mere mobil se meri ka no. Le liya or use romantic sms krne lga... Santa-to tune kuch nhi kiya... Pappu-mai kya kru wo pagal kal raat se apni behn ko hi msg kr rha h

8 years ago

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Waqt kehta H muje Gawa mat Dil kehta H muje Laga mat Pyar kehta H muje aazma mat Aur aaj-kal ki GF kehti H Bartan Tumhe Hi Dhulne H Ghabra Mat.

8 years ago

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Kuchh likhta hu kiran ke naam . . Jise kabhi sapno me dekha Wo hakikt me aae to kya hota hai . . . . Ankhe khuli or samne unka chehr hota hai

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काश मोहब्बत :couplekiss: मे भी चुनाव होते तो, गजब के भाषण :speaking_head::loudspeaker: देते तुझे पाने :couple: के लिये.

8 years ago

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