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  • Touching story: A boy and girl want for a walk. While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone and starts bleeding. He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupata and wrap it around his leg. She looks in his eyes and says.. “Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!
  • 9 years ago



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  • Janiye Aapne Pyar Ka Asli BHAVISHYAFAL.. Type Kijiye, Aapna Aur Aapne Partner Ka Naam Aur Send Kare Aapne Papa Ke Mobile Par
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • Hathi Ne Kaha Hathni Ki Kabar Par Ja Kar Wah Wah Hathi Ne Kaha Hathni Ki Kabar Par Ja Kar Darling, Mujhe Naaz Tha Teri Patli Kamar Par
  • 9 years ago



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  • Patiala ki 2 baat famous hai, 1. Patiala pag. 2. Patiala salwar. 2no me fark sirf itna h ki ek chadne par maza deti h to 2sri utarne par.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • GIRL TO BOY: jab tum log girls ko I LOVE YOU kehte ho to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete ho BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye kahi thapar na mar de na.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Reh na paoge kabhi bhula kar dekhlo, Yaken nai ata to azma kr dekhlo, Her waqt kami mehsos hogi humari, Apni sim # bund krwa kr dekhlo.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!
  • 9 years ago



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  • Madam:-kal absent kyo tha ? Boy:-aapke kehne per mai, Dirty picture dekhne gaya tha.. Mam:-per maine aisha kab kaha ?? Boy:-aapne hi to kaha tha? Bacho, VIDYA mai man lagawo..
  • 9 years ago



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  • Aasman ki kali ghata chai hai.Aaj phir v princpal se mar khai hai.sab kehete hai beta sudhar ja par mera galti nehin hai.madam aaj v katrina kaif banke aai hai.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • Boy- I love u Ladki-tameez se baat karo. Boy-Om manglam bhagwan vishnu with due to respect, I BEG TO SAY THAT "I LOVE U" DEVI JI!...
  • 9 years ago



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  • Shadi Ka Kharcah 5Lac Or Love Marrige Sirf 100 Ka Stamp 70 NotrY 50 Varmala Total-220 Ab Apka Fesla Jago Grahak Jago Or Lover K Sath Bhago.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Admi: Yar Me Bohat Bari Mushkil Me Phans Chuka Hn Friend: Wo Q? Admi:yr B.v K Makeup K Khrcha Brdasht Nhi Hota Aur Makeup Na Kare To B.v Bardasht Nhi Hoti.
  • 9 years ago



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  • I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head, so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.
  • 9 years ago



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  • na me don hu jis k pi6 11 mulko ki police lagi hui he na koi bazigar hu jo apne maksad k.liye freb krta he samaj sako to samaj lo yaaro na singam na bodyguard hu kasamkhan hu Jo SMS Karen me Dabang he S....k....
  • 9 years ago



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  • Koi aankhon se baat kar leta H Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai, Bda mushkil hota hai jawab dena, Jab koi english mein baatkar leta H
  • 9 years ago



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  • Hum dil ke aashiyane nahi sajate, hum ishq ke nagme nhi gaate, hamari ek pasand se toot na jaye hajaro dil.. bus yehi soch kar hum GIRLFRIEND nhi banate.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • Some say: "Whisky is Risky" Some say: "Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki" But I say: "Rum, Bear ya ho Whisky, Koi Nahi Girlfrnd se Zayada Risky..
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS