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सुन पगली :woman:,
:hammer_pick: डांडीया रास तो 100 लडकियो :dancers:
के साथ खेल शकता हु, लेकिन वो एक :information_desk_person:
तुम हो, जिसके बिना मन :heartbeat: लगता ही :x: नही..

10 years ago

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Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai.. Girl- Ab chhoro bhi.. . . . . . Boy- Arrrrey.... Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu.... :P

10 years ago

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"hum aashiq" har kam me kamal kar de. jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de, kya jarurat h ladkiya ko lipstik lagane ki, hum chumte hi hoth lal karde.

10 years ago

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तू :bride_with_veil: मेरी :couple: Qυєєи :princess: में तेरा кιиg :crown:,
तेरे हाथ :raised_hand: में डालूंगा में Eиgαgємєит की Rιиg :ring:.

10 years ago

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सुनो :ear_tone1:तेरे :bride_with_veil_tone1: नाम के नीचे :arrow_heading_down: ऑनलाइन आना क़सम से धड़का :heartbeat: देता है मेरे :sunglasses: दिल :heart:को...

9 years ago

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Roz Rosni k hazar sitare Nikle Apki Ankho me hasin nzare Nikle Jail me Hm B Gye Apke sath Jab Apke chori k mobile me Sare sms Hmre Nikle,

10 years ago

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Hum Hum hai Aap Aap hai Na aap kam hai Na hum kam hai to kis baat ka gum hai SMS Bhejte rhiye tbhi to lgega k SMS Padnewala DABBANG hai Aur Bhejnewala BAJIRAO SINGHAM hai..

10 years ago

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Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat, Wah wah! Arz kiya hai: Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat, Wah wah! Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat.

10 years ago

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Ayi jab clg life ki yaad to ansu nikal gye, Dil ke karib aakr wo hmse bichad gye, Ek mod pr mile the saare Ajnabi, Pata bhi nhi lga kb raaste bikhar gye. By-susil

10 years ago

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Ek ladki thi diwani se mobile lee kar chalti thi jab bhi muz se milti thi bas ek hi baat kaheti thi bhaiia . . . . . . . Ye chalu kaise hota hai

10 years ago

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Hazaro ladkiya aati hai Hazaro jati hai Hazaro hasati hai, Hazaro rulati hai Par mere dost sath Wahi nibhati hai Jo "Doli" me baith ke aati hai.

10 years ago

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Grl- mom aaj maine boyfrnd ko ullu bnaya. mom-kaise? grl-maine uska pen sandal me chupa liya or wo ullu kh trah 2 ghante bra me hath dal ke dhundta raha.

10 years ago

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darde dil me gam ki kaliyakhilti hai ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,apne kiya jabse sms karna,mobile ki batteri jada chalti hai

10 years ago

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Hathi Ne Kaha Hathni Ki Kabar Par Ja Kar Wah Wah Hathi Ne Kaha Hathni Ki Kabar Par Ja Kar Darling, Mujhe Naaz Tha Teri Patli Kamar Par

10 years ago

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Love Ko lifE me MAST HONA CHAHIYE HAR ASHIQ KO LOVE ME INTERST HONA CHAHIYE Sala COLLAGE ME LOVE ka SUBJECT HONA CHAHIYE

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Mandir Me Tham Liya Mene Haath Uska Aaj Kaabu Me Mera Dil Nahi Tha Chah Kar Bhi Wo Kuch Kar Na Saki Kyuki Uske Pao Me Sandle Nahi Tha.

10 years ago

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Nazer thi nazer male to puch jo kem 6o?, nazer jukavi ane hase to manjo prem6, pan vaki vali ked thi upadi sendal to bhagjo prem nahi ae tamaro vahem 6.

10 years ago

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Fritz (friz) or Facebook me kya samaanta h??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pata h andar kuch b ni h Fir b baar baar khol k dekhte h..!

10 years ago

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देख पगली :woman: ACCiDEnt :children_crossing: तो होते रहते है लोग फिर भी गाड़ी :red_car: चलाना नहीं छोड़ते, वैसे ही BrEAkUp :broken_heart: होते रहते है प्यार :couplekiss: करना नहीं छोड़ते..

10 years ago

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Ek Cinema Me Titanic" Lagi Hui Thi, Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya, Mom,Dad Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.

10 years ago

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