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I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you

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Hi, How Are You...? Are You Free Tomorrow..? Can You Come To Me..? Because Tomorrow We Are Opening New . . . . . Mental Hospital Admission Free, Special Offer For You.

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I Know You Think I"m Cute, I Know You Think I"m Fine, But Like The Other Guys, Take A Number And Wait In Line!

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If You Are In Tension, If Nothing Seems Right, If U Find No Way Out, Then Just Think Of Me Only Once, I Will Be Always There To Increase Your Tensions.

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Do You Know Your 1 Smile Can Make 100 Peoples Die, So U Can Decrease This Over Population, So Baby, Please Keep On Smiling.

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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend . Friend Asked : Who Is She? . Boy : My Cousin. The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!

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Dil Kar Raha Hai Keh.... Aaj Tumhein Akeiley Mein... Le Ja Kar... Apney Hontoon Se Eik... Kis... Kis... Kis.. Kiss... Kissa Sunaon Bili Aur Chohey Ka..

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U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

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difference between good girls and very good girls. Good girls open few buttons when environment is hot. Very good girls open all buttons to make environment hot

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New Style Of Proposing . Boy: Can I Take A Photo. . Girl: Why? . Boy: Just Wanted 2 Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In Her Younger Age.

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To See Light Look At The Sun, To See Love Look At The Moon, To See Hope Look At The Future, To See Beauty Look At The Nature,but To See All Of This Look At The Mirror!!

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Mujhse Poocha kisi ne k Mohabbat ka Izhar Kaise Karoge.......?? Maine bhi Muskura kar Keh diya..... . . . . { -_- } .Muh Se..

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Best Way To Purpose A Girl. Take Her To Sea, Say Her To Sit In A Boat. Then Take The Boat In The Middle Of Sea. Then Say Marry Me Or Leave My Boat.

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Angels R Moving From Door To Door Today Dropping Heavenly Blessings. I Prayed To God They Get To Your Door As They Just Left Mine.

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There Are 50 Angels In The World. 25 Are Sleeping, 15 Are Working, 5 Are Playing, 4 Are Praying And 1? 1 Is Reading My Sms..

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I want To be with u In a nice Restaurent To have a candle light dinner... and to say those sweet 3 words to U... "Pay The Bill"

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What Is The Height Of Flirting? When Your Love Letter Starts With "To Whomsoever It May Concern".

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1. Throw stone on mirror. 2. Take mirror and just drop it. 3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

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Flowers Are Missing You. Birds Are Calling You, Please Come Back To Zoo Because Zoo Is Not Zoo Without You.

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What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey will save this message & Donkey will delete this message.Choice is urs........

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