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This Morning, An Angel Asked Me To Go To Heaven With Him But I Refused. There Is No Signal. How Can I Text You?

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There Are 50 Angels In The World. 25 Are Sleeping, 15 Are Working, 5 Are Playing, 4 Are Praying And 1? 1 Is Reading My Sms..

9 years ago

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whenever u feel sadness in your HEART, blackness in your EYES, paleness on your FACE, fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".

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God determines who walks into your life. You decide who stays & who walks out. Send this to people you never want to lose, I just did...

9 years ago

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2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

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I Know You Think I"m Cute, I Know You Think I"m Fine, But Like The Other Guys, Take A Number And Wait In Line!

9 years ago

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I Luv Ur Eyes I Luv Ur Smile. I Cherish Ur Ways, I Adore Ur Style. What Can I Say? U R One Of A Kind & 24/7 U R On My Mind!

9 years ago

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1. Throw stone on mirror. 2. Take mirror and just drop it. 3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

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If You Are In Tension, If Nothing Seems Right, If U Find No Way Out, Then Just Think Of Me Only Once, I Will Be Always There To Increase Your Tensions.

9 years ago

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To See Light Look At The Sun, To See Love Look At The Moon, To See Hope Look At The Future, To See Beauty Look At The Nature,but To See All Of This Look At The Mirror!!

9 years ago

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A Simple Bye Make Us Cry, A Simple Joke Make Us Laugh, Simple Care Make Us Fall In Love. I Hope My Simple Sms Make You Think Of Me.

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Dil Kar Raha Hai Keh.... Aaj Tumhein Akeiley Mein... Le Ja Kar... Apney Hontoon Se Eik... Kis... Kis... Kis.. Kiss... Kissa Sunaon Bili Aur Chohey Ka..

9 years ago

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You are the sun in my day, The wind in my sky, The waves in my ocean, And the beat in my heart.

9 years ago

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Hi, How Are You...? Are You Free Tomorrow..? Can You Come To Me..? Because Tomorrow We Are Opening New . . . . . Mental Hospital Admission Free, Special Offer For You.

9 years ago

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New Style Of Proposing . Boy: Can I Take A Photo. . Girl: Why? . Boy: Just Wanted 2 Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In Her Younger Age.

9 years ago

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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend . Friend Asked : Who Is She? . Boy : My Cousin. The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!

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New style of proposing a girl "Can I borrow a coin?" "I told my mom that I wil phone her wen I met d girl of my dreams"

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u r many kolometres away frm me. still i m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2.cartoon network 3.animal planet

9 years ago

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Last night some Monkeys came running to my room. They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name. They said Oh!!! No we cant disturb our Boss...

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Nazar Nazar Mei Har Nazar Mei Ek Nazar Ki Talaash Hai, Par Yeh Nazar Woh Nazar Nahi Jiski Mujko Talaash Hai.

9 years ago

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