if u read this, i m smart....
if u save this, u agree i m smart..
if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart..
if u delete this u r jealous...
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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?
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Do You Know Your 1 Smile Can Make 100 Peoples Die,
So U Can Decrease This Over Population, So Baby,
Please Keep On Smiling.
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A Lovers Night.
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"Baby Get Outta My Mind
I Need To Get Some Sleep
...But
Dont Worry
I Promise, Ill See You
In My Dreams ..
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What a Cute answer
Girlfrnd : u think I am fat now..???
Boyfriend: no baby
u have just become my teddy bear from a barbie doll....
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God determines who walks into your life. You decide who stays & who walks out. Send this to people you never want to lose, I just did...
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New Style Of Proposing
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Boy: Can I Take A Photo.
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Girl: Why?
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Boy: Just Wanted 2 Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In Her Younger Age.
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I want
To be with u In a nice Restaurent
To have a candle light dinner... and
to say those sweet 3 words to U...
"Pay The Bill"
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To See Light Look At The Sun,
To See Love Look At The Moon,
To See Hope Look At The Future,
To See Beauty Look At The Nature,but
To See All Of This Look At The Mirror!!
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I Know You Think I"m Cute,
I Know You Think I"m Fine,
But Like The Other Guys,
Take A Number And Wait In Line!
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Flowers Are Missing You.
Birds Are Calling You,
Please Come Back To Zoo
Because Zoo Is Not Zoo Without You.
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Best Way To Purpose A Girl.
Take Her To Sea,
Say Her To Sit In A Boat.
Then Take The Boat In The Middle Of Sea.
Then Say Marry Me
Or
Leave My Boat.
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God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
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Today, tomorrow and forever
there will be one heart
that would always beat for you.
You know whose?
Hey, your own stupid.
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Very Touching Text By Shakespeare From His Novel,
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I Am Mad For Her..
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But
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Why I Am Not Made For Her?
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Hi, How Are You...?
Are You Free Tomorrow..?
Can You Come To Me..?
Because Tomorrow We Are Opening New
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Mental Hospital
Admission Free, Special Offer For You.
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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
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Friend Asked : Who Is She?
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Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!
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