Judge : Tum ne Apney Husband ko Qatal Q kia?
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Larki : Wo office se aya mujey Room may le ker gya
Bed pe litaya Kapray utarey Meri Tangen uthaen aur kaha?
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"April Fool"
Salam…h r u??
I want to give u a good news…
I m going To England on study visa…
Misu 4ever…
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 1 Day.
Surprised?
After 1 Day Is 1st April,
Gulab Ka FOOL bago me khil raha hai,
Chameli ka FOOL chaman me mahek raha hai,
Kamal ka FOOL pani me tair raha hai,
Aur APRIL ka FOOL mera sms padh raha hai.
Dost Pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya? Pathan: Han Dost:kis k saath? Pathan:Bv k 7! hum ne 3 bar talaq dia jab wo rone laga to Hum bola APRIL FOOL, APRIL FOOL
Agar aap chahte ho ke koi ladki ke dil me apne liye pyaar kaise dhundhe to simple yaar pahle uska picha karo tab tak ke use pata ho ke tum uspe line maar rahe ho phirlater likho later me khuch sher shayri likho aur 2 -3 baate apni dil ki likho phir apne naam ke sath uska naam likho aur mo.number zaroor likhna aur call karne ka time bhi phir jo tumne time diye uss time pe call aaya to samjh lena uske dil me tumhare pyaar hai.
Son: Maa Kitchen Me Naukar
Aur Naukrani Kiss Kar Rahe The.
Maa: Mai Abhi Un Ki Khabar Leti Hoon.
Son: April Fool !!!
Naukrani Ke Saath Kiss Naukar
Nahi Papa Kar Rahe The.
I Love you, I Love you
I Love you ,I Love you
I Love you, I Love you
I Love you ,I Love you
+100 time I Love you
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Kya dhund rehe ho tumhara naam he he he:-D
"Aprilfool"bangeye na
Koi aapse baat kare...
Aapki tarif kare...
Aapko smart kahe to...
Use zor se ek THAPPAD marna..
Uski himmat kaise huee aapko March me APRIL FOOL bnane ki...
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why are you reading again?
shame on you!
In ABCD where comes 1.
Happy April Fools Day.
A day will come…
When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!
Aisa hai pyar humara,
main kishti tu kinara,
mai dhanush tu teer,
mai matar tu paneer,
mai barish tu badal,
mai rajmah tu chawal,
mai hot tu cool,
main April tu Fool…ha ha ha!!
Aap jaisa koi meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa bewakoof meri jhhoti baaton per yakeen kare to “APRIL FOOL” banjaye…