Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho....
saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai.
jo hota hai sirf tumhaare naam.
APRIL FOOL.
Jan 1: I looked at her.
Feb 1: She looked back
Mar 1: I said "i love u".
After a while she also said "i love u" .
But when i looked at the calendar it was
April 1.
UDGE : Why did u kill ur husband ?
LADY : He called me from office ,
.
.
.
took me to bed , removed my clothes ,
laid me on the bed , spread my legs and said...
.
"APRIL FOOL"
Son: Maa Kitchen Me Naukar
Aur Naukrani Kiss Kar Rahe The.
Maa: Mai Abhi Un Ki Khabar Leti Hoon.
Son: April Fool !!!
Naukrani Ke Saath Kiss Naukar
Nahi Papa Kar Rahe The.