Punjabi SMS

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number Seven, Even or Odd? Sardar: Even Teacher: How can you make seven even?? Sardar: Remove the S !! :P

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Mithi Mithi khushbu ha Gulab di,Assi v puchiye tabiyat jnab diSanu v sunao gal apne khwab dikadi yaad v kar lya kro,udeek rendi ay jawab de..

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Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

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chithi likh de nu kalam puchan laggi, tu kis nu dard sunaun lagga, koi tainu v yaad karda hai, k aive hi apna waqt guwaun lagga?

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Rabb ne mere hath aisi lakir likhti,ohnu mil na sakange kade aisi takdir likhti,jehnu chahunde c jaan to v jada,Rabb ne kise hor de naam oh jaagir likhti..i miss u

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Tuhade shehar da mausam suhane lagge, Tuhadi ik shamm chura laan je burra na lagge, Tussi chaho ta bhula do sannu. Par tuhanu bhul jaan layi sanu shayd zamana lagge.

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aasi thak gaye ya soniye teri kar kar udeak, tere rahan vich palkha vichaye baithe ha, eh thakna v hoya sanu soneo manjur, Jado di yaari tere naal aasi layi baithe ha.

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Ohde inkaar de maare haan..., Bus yaadan ohdian de sahare haan..., Jagg jit ke dass ki karna..., Jitna si jisnu asi oss kolo haare haan.

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Pyar tere naal vi hai... Te pyar ode naal vi hai... Dil vich tuvi hai... Te Dil vich ovi hai... Ajj main dekhna ke koun jitt ke dikhandi hai.... Tu pehla aauna hai ke mout pehla aaundi hai....

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Pent shirt pa k jadon mein tyar hunda, Phr k mobile jadon gaddi te swar hunda, Weikh de ne loki char k chobaray, Te kenday ne, Kaash ay sadi kuri da yar hunda..

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brothers santa n banta were in d same class. teacher: y u wrote ur father`s name diff? boys: madam tusi fir kehna c nakal maari...

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Assi b smart, tussi b smart, sadda nature b cool, twada nature b cool, assi b cute, tussi b cute, bas1 chota sa farak h assi DIL de saaf tussi DIMAG de saaf.

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Kujh Yaadan Hundiyan Eho Jahiyan... Yaad Karke Jina Nu Roi Da.... Ek Cheej Paun Di Khatir Ranjia... Pata Ni Ki Ki Khoi Da....!!!

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akhan band kitian te tenu sahmne paya.......tera masum chehra har vari sahmne aya..rabb nu milan di reejh v odo muk gyi,jad yad ohnu kita te sahmne tenu paya

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Ni tu shad k gariban diya yaaria, fire mardi tu uchiya udariya. Meri jholi vich haase paun waliye, ni kyo hanjuya vich rod dita, Pahla mere pishe TAARE rahi tod di te ajj mera DIL tod dita.

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Ni Kudiye Tainu Sas Mile Enni Kapati, Fere Jehdi Roj Tere Jutti, Tun Karen Ghar Da Sara Kamm, Te Sas Teri Rahe Sara Din Sutti

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AapKo Meri Kon C Aadat BURI Lagti Hai? . . . . . . Reply Keeta Tay Teri Khair Nai.

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Teri dosti too main kurbaan java, jis raste tu challe tere naal java, Rabb na kare apan kade ladiye, Par je ladiyee ta pher tu jitte te main haar java.

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Tainu khabar na koi jehdi sade nal hoyi, kinjh ujde haan asi unjh ujde na koi, kida karida gujara, sada rab jaandey, saanu kina tu pyara saada rab jaandey..

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Ohde didar di hasrat j puri ho jave, fer bhawe maut majburi ho jave, Rakh lawa ohnu mein dil ch wasa ke, ki pata maut to baad v yaad ohnu karna zaruri ho jave..

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