Asi v smart ha,
tusi v smart ho,
sada v rang saaf hai,
tuhada v rang saaf hai,
bas ik chota jeha fark hai,
asi dil to saaf hai,
te tusi dimag ton saaf ho
Har geet kahani keh janda,Is ishq diyaan zanzeeran di,Arshan ch digge ranje di,mehlan ton ujrian heeran di,Ah rog tabahi kar turde,ohna saahon bane fakeeran di,Par pher vi je koi ishq kare tan samjo galti hai takdeeran di!
Husband: suit bara sohna paya ay
Wife: thx g
Husband: lipstick bhi sohni lagai ay
Wife: thx g
Husband: Makeup vi sohna kitta ay
Wife: thx g
Husband: sohni fir vi nahi lagdi
Ohde didar di hasrat j puri ho jave,
fer bhawe maut majburi ho jave,
Rakh lawa ohnu mein dil ch wasa ke,
ki pata maut to baad v yaad ohnu karna zaruri ho jave..
Sikhliya hai aap ne dard chupana,
Dukh ke ehsaas ko ghut ghut ke peena,
Dua karte hai yehi ki aap khus hamesha rehna,
Waqt bewaqt zarurat pade toh hai koi apna samjhna.
Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.
Moja Karo Ludian pao
.
Dhamalan pao Shurlian chlao.
.
Rola Pao Abbu nu Dasso
.
Ammi nu Dasso Khushi manao
.
K tawanu v kisi SONEY bandy
.
Ne sms kita Aa.
Pent shirt pa k jadon mein tyar hunda,
Phr k mobile jadon gaddi te swar hunda,
Weikh de ne loki char k chobaray,
Te kenday ne,
Kaash ay sadi kuri da yar hunda..