Punjabi SMS, New Whatsapp Status

Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde. Banta: Y? Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.

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sante di wife sante nu--uttho ji thodi jaan gud morng kehndi aa.. Santa--chal chaah lai k aa..nai ta dekhi kutt kini paindi aa...

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Moja Karo Ludian pao . Dhamalan pao Shurlian chlao. . Rola Pao Abbu nu Dasso . Ammi nu Dasso Khushi manao . K tawanu v kisi SONEY bandy . Ne sms kita Aa.

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FULLFORM OF A GIRL G- GOLI DENE ME SABSE AAGE I- INNOCENT SIRF SHAKL SE R- RONE DHONE KI AUTOMATIC MCHN L- LADAI ME SABKI MAA JAGO MUNDEYO JAGO..

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Mitha intezaar te intezaar nalo yar mitha..mitha yar te yar nalo mithi sadi yari..isto mitha kujh nhi labhna bhave ghum lai dunia saari..gud evening

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oh kehnda menu apni jaan de de ...... . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . asi ta kise nu toffee de k raaji ni ..

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“Kujh Bughz di reet vich nhen milda, O’ haar ty jeet vich nhen milda, Mkhloq-e-Khuda naal pyar ty kr, Rabb srf mseet vich nhen milda.”

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Eh Kudiyan Bahut Shetan Ne Pal Ch Kadh Laindiyan Jaan Ne Pehlan Dindiyan Ne Sohni Smile Di Luk Phir Pucho Tan Kehndiyan Ne I M Already Booked

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What is marriage. "Marriage langar de parshade wang hundi hai..jis vich chahunde hoye vh koi nukks nahi kadd sakde,sharda te majburi nal chup-chaap shhaki jao.

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Jee kare tere kol aawan, Tere kol aake ruk jawa. Na baithaan te na hi bulaavan. Bas teri akh vich ungal maar ke paj jawan :

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O meri maki di roti mare sarson de saag Mare sooji day halwae Mare LASSI DAY GLASS Te aamb de achaar nsmsg na mis cal kithey ho sarkar I MISS U YAAR

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khudi ko karke buland itna char gaya bunda pahar per jaise taise khuda ne khud bande se pucha abe utrega kasie

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Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

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Dost vasde rehn aina bahut hai, sb hasde rehn aina bahut hai,har vele koi sath tan nai reh skda, msg krke hi je haal puchde rehn ta aina bahut hai

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Santa: oye banta machli khayega? Banta:nahi yaar usme kaante hote hain. Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen k kha lena.

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pyar karn da fedda tad hunda, j dila nu dila di khich hove.bhave lkha duriya te bethe hoye, par dharkan dohan di ik hove.

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punjabi teacher-:woh 1 sunder ladki khadi hai isko punjabi me translate kro boy-:oh vekho salyo thodi babhi good night

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JATT ka intezar to 11 colgs ki ladkiyaan kar rahi hain lekin jatt ka aana mushkil he nahi namumkin hai, kyunki? jatt kank nu paani de reha hai.

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munda kise kudi nu-: eh i love you da ki matlab a? kudi-: main tainu piyar kardi han munda-: punjabi ch tainu matlab ki push liya tu tan hor hi sochan lag pai a ......... paindu kise than di

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Kuch sanu "ishq" bimari maar gayi. Kuch sanu"sade yaran" di judai maar gayi. 4 sukh de "SAAH" reh gye c mere,O v saali "B.C.A" di padhai maar gayi.,,

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