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Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
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Ek Ho Gye BOOK Aur HUM HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA phir Ud Gye Nind Re AAAeeeee,... Humma Phir Chlti Pen:pen_ballpoint::paintbrush: Masti Me To Panne:book::book: Bhi Palte Re... HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA mujhe Dar H Iss Bat Ka Bas Ki Kahi Na Ye Rat Gujar Jaye... m Itna Bhi Na Padh :closed_book::notebook:lu Ki Mere Dimag :head_bandage: Se N Sare Answer:rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes: Nikl Jaye... bolunga Such M Jo De De Ijjajat... Sir :head_bandage: Dard Bhi Ab Krne Lga H Bgawat.... question H Kaatil:knife::dagger: To Answer H Aafat:astonished:...... Lgta H Hone Wali H Kayamat:boom::boom: Mat Tdpa Ayse Tu... kr Na Insaaafi:bow_tone1:♀ Ager Chhit Nikl Jaye To Teacher Se Magta Hu Mafi:pray_tone1::pray_tone1: HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA.... :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::grin::grin::grin:
Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi
Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha
Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya
Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha
aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha.
1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di.
Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya.
2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya
likha?
1st bencher ne kaha -
SIR Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai....!!!
he funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet” :P
Neeraj Gupta
love letter v/s exam paper
love :
hazaro khayal aate hai jinhe shabdo me nahi likh pate
or
exam :
hazaro shabd likhne padte hai jo khayalo me bhi nahi aate
.gn
Djsumit
Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .
Bhgwan ka diya sab kuch h..
Books h
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Notes h
.
Time h
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Mauka h
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or hausla to itna h ki jb chahu padh sakta hu..
bs 1 hi bat ki kami h..
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Mood;-)
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
Om shanti Om ka dialogue Hum students ke andaaz mein .. Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,, ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,, Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,, to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,, Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,, end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS...... aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,, to exam abhi khatam nahi hue, RE-TEST abhi baaki hai mere dost".
1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Me Padhi Ja Sakti H,
Writer- 6 Months
Doctor- 2 Months
Lawyer- 1 Month
Engg. Student-ye Batao Exam Kab Hai..raat Bhar Mai Nipta Denge
Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga,
Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja..
Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi,
EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI..!!?!!
Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah.