What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey will save this message
& Donkey will delete this message.Choice is urs........
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This Morning, An Angel Asked Me
To Go To Heaven With Him But I Refused.
There Is No Signal. How Can I Text You?
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Hi, How Are You...?
Are You Free Tomorrow..?
Can You Come To Me..?
Because Tomorrow We Are Opening New
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Mental Hospital
Admission Free, Special Offer For You.
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New style of proposing a girl
"Can I borrow a coin?"
"I told my mom that I wil phone her wen I met d girl of my dreams"
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Best Way To Purpose A Girl.
Take Her To Sea,
Say Her To Sit In A Boat.
Then Take The Boat In The Middle Of Sea.
Then Say Marry Me
Or
Leave My Boat.
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Dhadkano Ko Sunkar Bhi Tumhe Pyaar Ki Khabar Nahi
Hoti...
Kya Mahsoos Karoge Tum Dil Ka Dard,
Dil Tutne Ki To Awaz Bhi Nahi Hoti.
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Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p
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Faith Makes All Things Possible,
Love Makes All Things Easy,
Hopes Makes All Things Work,
But Ur Gorgeous Smile Brings All Faith,
Luv & Hope In Me!
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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good-looking,
Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, Well...
Enough About Me! How About You?
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difference between good girls
and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot
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God Made Butter, God Made Cheese; God Made You For Me To Squeeze.
God Made Whiskey, God Made Pepsi And When He Made You He Made You !
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wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart bcareful 4 this may mean dat!!!!!!..
he has enuf space 4 another girl on the top of his heart!!!!!
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A Lovers Night.
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"Baby Get Outta My Mind
I Need To Get Some Sleep
...But
Dont Worry
I Promise, Ill See You
In My Dreams ..
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I Know You Think I"m Cute,
I Know You Think I"m Fine,
But Like The Other Guys,
Take A Number And Wait In Line!
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Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
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boys have good IMAGINATION
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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
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Friend Asked : Who Is She?
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Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!
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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
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I Luv Ur Eyes I Luv Ur Smile.
I Cherish Ur Ways, I Adore Ur Style.
What Can I Say? U R One Of A Kind &
24/7 U R On My Mind!
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If You Are In Tension,
If Nothing Seems Right,
If U Find No Way Out,
Then Just Think Of Me Only Once,
I Will Be Always There To Increase Your Tensions.
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