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This Morning, An Angel Asked Me To Go To Heaven With Him But I Refused. There Is No Signal. How Can I Text You?

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What a Cute answer Girlfrnd : u think I am fat now..??? Boyfriend: no baby u have just become my teddy bear from a barbie doll....

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God made daylight n called it the SUN. God made entertainment n called it FUN. God made nightlight n called it the MOON. God made U n called CARTOON.

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I Think You Are Very Careless! U Come & Leave Things Behind! See Now What U Have Left? U Just Came In My Mind And Left A Smile On My Face.

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I Love The Way You Touch Me, Always Sending Chills Down My Spine. I Love That You Are With Me And Glad That You Are Mine.

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God Made Butter, God Made Cheese; God Made You For Me To Squeeze. God Made Whiskey, God Made Pepsi And When He Made You He Made You !

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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend . Friend Asked : Who Is She? . Boy : My Cousin. The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!

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Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because . . boys have good IMAGINATION

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Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose? Hey, your own stupid.

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Dil Kar Raha Hai Keh.... Aaj Tumhein Akeiley Mein... Le Ja Kar... Apney Hontoon Se Eik... Kis... Kis... Kis.. Kiss... Kissa Sunaon Bili Aur Chohey Ka..

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I Know You Think I"m Cute, I Know You Think I"m Fine, But Like The Other Guys, Take A Number And Wait In Line!

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difference between good girls and very good girls. Good girls open few buttons when environment is hot. Very good girls open all buttons to make environment hot

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Human Heart Beats 72 Times Per Minute, But Even Ur Heart Beats One Time Also U Can Alive Because 71 Times My Heart Beats For You.

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New style of proposing a girl "Can I borrow a coin?" "I told my mom that I wil phone her wen I met d girl of my dreams"

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Heart Beat Are Countless, Spirits Are Ageless,dreams R Endless, Memories Are Timeless And A Friend Like U Is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless.

10 years ago

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2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

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Nazar Nazar Mei Har Nazar Mei Ek Nazar Ki Talaash Hai, Par Yeh Nazar Woh Nazar Nahi Jiski Mujko Talaash Hai.

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boy : give me book girl : which book u want? boy : no no book means B-BABBY O-ONLY O-ONE K-KISS.

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Dhadkano Ko Sunkar Bhi Tumhe Pyaar Ki Khabar Nahi Hoti... Kya Mahsoos Karoge Tum Dil Ka Dard, Dil Tutne Ki To Awaz Bhi Nahi Hoti.

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God determines who walks into your life. You decide who stays & who walks out. Send this to people you never want to lose, I just did...

10 years ago

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