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Mujhse Poocha kisi ne k Mohabbat ka Izhar Kaise Karoge.......?? Maine bhi Muskura kar Keh diya..... . . . . { -_- } .Muh Se..

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1. Throw stone on mirror. 2. Take mirror and just drop it. 3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

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Last night some Monkeys came running to my room. They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name. They said Oh!!! No we cant disturb our Boss...

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I Know You Think I"m Cute, I Know You Think I"m Fine, But Like The Other Guys, Take A Number And Wait In Line!

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Flowers Are Missing You. Birds Are Calling You, Please Come Back To Zoo Because Zoo Is Not Zoo Without You.

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God Made Butter, God Made Cheese; God Made You For Me To Squeeze. God Made Whiskey, God Made Pepsi And When He Made You He Made You !

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AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous

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Abhi abhi toh mile ho Abhi na karo chootne ki baat Abhi abhi toh pasand aaye ho Abhi abhi rootne ki baat Abhi abhi toh roshni aayi Abhi na karo muh chupane ki baat Abhi abhi zindagi shuru hai.. Abhi abhi tham jaane ki baat Hum toh haare mahiya re Moonde naina neend tihare

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if u read this, i m smart.... if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...

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What a Cute answer Girlfrnd : u think I am fat now..??? Boyfriend: no baby u have just become my teddy bear from a barbie doll....

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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?

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Are You A Mum? I Am Not A Dad! Maybe You Could Help Me With That!

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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend . Friend Asked : Who Is She? . Boy : My Cousin. The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!

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New Style Of Proposing . Boy: Can I Take A Photo. . Girl: Why? . Boy: Just Wanted 2 Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In Her Younger Age.

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I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you

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There Are 50 Angels In The World. 25 Are Sleeping, 15 Are Working, 5 Are Playing, 4 Are Praying And 1? 1 Is Reading My Sms..

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Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty. U stole my heart the moment U looked at me, call me crazy, call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name.

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If You Are In Tension, If Nothing Seems Right, If U Find No Way Out, Then Just Think Of Me Only Once, I Will Be Always There To Increase Your Tensions.

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Be Careful When A Gal Tells U That She Loves U From The Bottom Of Her Heart. For This May Mean That There Is Still Enough Space For Another Boy On Top!

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Do You Know Your 1 Smile Can Make 100 Peoples Die, So U Can Decrease This Over Population, So Baby, Please Keep On Smiling.

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