Human Heart Beats 72 Times Per Minute,
But Even Ur Heart Beats One Time Also
U Can Alive Because 71 Times My Heart Beats For You.
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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
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Friend Asked : Who Is She?
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Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!
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What a Cute answer
Girlfrnd : u think I am fat now..???
Boyfriend: no baby
u have just become my teddy bear from a barbie doll....
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Meeting U was fate,
becoming Ur friend was choice,
but falling in love with U
was completely out of my control.
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Hi, How Are You...?
Are You Free Tomorrow..?
Can You Come To Me..?
Because Tomorrow We Are Opening New
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Mental Hospital
Admission Free, Special Offer For You.
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1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.
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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good-looking,
Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, Well...
Enough About Me! How About You?
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New style of proposing a girl
"Can I borrow a coin?"
"I told my mom that I wil phone her wen I met d girl of my dreams"
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To See Light Look At The Sun,
To See Love Look At The Moon,
To See Hope Look At The Future,
To See Beauty Look At The Nature,but
To See All Of This Look At The Mirror!!
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A Simple Bye Make Us Cry,
A Simple Joke Make Us Laugh,
Simple Care Make Us Fall In Love.
I Hope My Simple Sms Make You Think Of Me.
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Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p
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Girl: which is Your fav Love-story
Romeo & Juliet,Shrek & Fiona,
Or Beauty & the Beast??
Boy:well.......
What about YOU & ME ?? ♥ ♥
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2days weather 4cast:
it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry,
clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile &
stormy if u sing!
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Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people...
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!! No we cant disturb our Boss...
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Be Careful
When
A Gal Tells U That
She Loves U
From The Bottom Of Her Heart.
For This May Mean
That There Is
Still Enough Space
For Another Boy
On Top!
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Mujhse Poocha kisi ne k Mohabbat
ka Izhar
Kaise
Karoge.......??
Maine bhi Muskura kar Keh diya.....
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{ -_- }
.Muh Se..
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This Morning, An Angel Asked Me
To Go To Heaven With Him But I Refused.
There Is No Signal. How Can I Text You?
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