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Are You A Mum? I Am Not A Dad! Maybe You Could Help Me With That!

9 years ago

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wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart bcareful 4 this may mean dat!!!!!!.. he has enuf space 4 another girl on the top of his heart!!!!!

9 years ago

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I Know You Think I"m Cute, I Know You Think I"m Fine, But Like The Other Guys, Take A Number And Wait In Line!

9 years ago

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God Made Butter, God Made Cheese; God Made You For Me To Squeeze. God Made Whiskey, God Made Pepsi And When He Made You He Made You !

9 years ago

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whenever u feel sadness in your HEART, blackness in your EYES, paleness on your FACE, fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".

9 years ago

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Best Way To Purpose A Girl. Take Her To Sea, Say Her To Sit In A Boat. Then Take The Boat In The Middle Of Sea. Then Say Marry Me Or Leave My Boat.

9 years ago

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This Morning, An Angel Asked Me To Go To Heaven With Him But I Refused. There Is No Signal. How Can I Text You?

9 years ago

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Human Heart Beats 72 Times Per Minute, But Even Ur Heart Beats One Time Also U Can Alive Because 71 Times My Heart Beats For You.

9 years ago

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Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty. U stole my heart the moment U looked at me, call me crazy, call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name.

9 years ago

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There Are 50 Angels In The World. 25 Are Sleeping, 15 Are Working, 5 Are Playing, 4 Are Praying And 1? 1 Is Reading My Sms..

9 years ago

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Hi, How Are You...? Are You Free Tomorrow..? Can You Come To Me..? Because Tomorrow We Are Opening New . . . . . Mental Hospital Admission Free, Special Offer For You.

9 years ago

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You are the sun in my day, The wind in my sky, The waves in my ocean, And the beat in my heart.

9 years ago

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Heart Beat Are Countless, Spirits Are Ageless,dreams R Endless, Memories Are Timeless And A Friend Like U Is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless.

9 years ago

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Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose? Hey, your own stupid.

9 years ago

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U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

9 years ago

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I Think You Are Very Careless! U Come & Leave Things Behind! See Now What U Have Left? U Just Came In My Mind And Left A Smile On My Face.

9 years ago

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2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

9 years ago

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A Lovers Night. . . "Baby Get Outta My Mind I Need To Get Some Sleep ...But Dont Worry I Promise, Ill See You In My Dreams ..

9 years ago

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Dil Kar Raha Hai Keh.... Aaj Tumhein Akeiley Mein... Le Ja Kar... Apney Hontoon Se Eik... Kis... Kis... Kis.. Kiss... Kissa Sunaon Bili Aur Chohey Ka..

9 years ago

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I Luv Ur Eyes I Luv Ur Smile. I Cherish Ur Ways, I Adore Ur Style. What Can I Say? U R One Of A Kind & 24/7 U R On My Mind!

9 years ago

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