Dekh Sunkar Asliyat Dil Fat Gaya,
Paake Uska Likha Khat Dil Phat Gaya,
Bhesh Sadu Ka Banakar Chal Diye,
Aisi Unki Mohabbat Dil Fat Gaya,
Ek Nanhi Jaan Aur Sitam Hazaron,
Karte Karte Ibadat Dil Phat Gaya,
Khun Ke Riste Bhi Bemani Huye Ab,
Samjhate Hi Yeh Sifat Dil Phat Gaya,
Adab Pahle Yahan Ki Pahchan Si Thi,
Beadab Ab Siyasat Dil Fat Gaya…
A Little Girl and Her Father were Crossing a Bridge.
The Father was Kind of Scared So He Asked His Little Daughter “Sweetheart, please Hold my Hand So that You Don’t Fall into the River.”
The Little Girl Said, “No, Dad. You Hold my Hand.”
“What’s the Difference? Asked the puzzled Father.
“There’s a Big Difference” replied the Little Girl.
“If i Hold Ur Hand and Something Happens to me, Chances r dat i may Let Ur Hand Go. But if U Hold my Hand, i Know For
Ye Pyari Si Baate Teri,
Ye Pyari Si Aawaz Teri,
Ye Pyari Si Muskan Teri,
Mujhe Pagal He Bana Gayi,
Ye Pyara Sa Ehesas Tera,
Mujko Mujhi Se Chura Le Gaya,
Mera Dil, Churakar Le Jana Tera,
Isi Tarah Has-Has Kar Baate Krna Tera,
Chhoti Chhoti Bato Pe Pareshan Ho Jana Tera,
Or Mujhe Dekhte Hi Khushi Se Muskurana Tera,
Mujse Gale Milkar Mujme Hi Kho Jana Tera,
Meri God Me Sar Rakhkar So Jana Tera,
Pyar Or Dosti Ko Sath Me Tumne Bakhubi Se Nibhaya Hai,
Isi Dilkash Baato Se To Mujhe Pagal Tumne Banaya Hai…
Zindagi Ki Aandhi Mein Jahan Ka Ped Tanha,
Tumse Kuchh Sahar Tha Aaj Hu Magar Tanha,
Tum Fijul Baaton Ka Dil Par Bojh Mat Lena,
Hum Toh Khair Kar Lenge Zindagi Basar Tanha,
Ek Khilona Jogi Se Kho Gaya Tha Bachpan Mein,
Dhundhata Fir Ausko Woh Nagar Nagar Tanha,
Jhutpute Ka Aalam Hai Jaane Koun Aadam Hai,
Ik Kabr Par Rota Hai Muh Ko Dhanpkar Tanha,
Jakham Ghayal Lamhon Ko Niti Sambhale Hai,
Anginat Marijon Mein Ek Doctor Tanha…
Main Tumhaara Hu Parakhkar Dekho,
Zindagi Se Bhari Najar Dekho,
Koun Aisa Hai Jaan Jaoge,
Ek Din Is Gali Gujar Ke Dekho,
Jhuth Sach Ka Hisab Lag Jaaye,
Asliyat Mein Agar Ise Dekho,
Kis Kis Ko Manayega Koi,
Tum Toh Apni Tarah Sanvar Dekho,
Doondhte Firte Ho Galtiyan Sabki,
Are Vaij Tum Apna Ghar Dekho…
Zindagi Mein Kuch Paya Aur Kuch Khoya
Lekin Tujhe Khona Nhi Chahta Maa
Zindagi Ne Kabhi Hasaya Aur Kabhi Rulaya
Lakin Tujhe Rulana Nhi Chahta Maa
Yaad Aati Hai Bahot Tere Bachpan Ki Wo Lory
Isi Liye Teri God K Elawa Kahin Aur Sona Nhi Chahta Maa
Kitna Daanta Tha Tune Bachpan Mein
Ab Q Nhi Daandti Tu Mujhe Maa
Kaise Zinda Reh Paunga Main Tere Baghair
Kabhi Fursat Mile Mujhe Tu Ye To Bata Maa
Zindagi Tune To Meri Roshan Kar Di
Lekin Khud Kiss Andhere Mein Kho Gayi Tu Maa
Kabhi To Khila Mujhe Apne Hath Ki Roti
Aaj Kal Bhukh Bahoth Lagthi Hai Mujhe Maa
Kahaan Ho Tum, Aa Kar Lagalo Gale Iss Bebas Prince Ko
Na Jane Kis Kaash Main Nikal Jaye Meri Saans Maa…
Main Kab Se Kitna Hu Tanha Mujhe Pata Bhi Nahi,
Tera Toh Koi Khuda Hai Mera Khuda Bhi Nahi,
Kabhi Yeh Lagta Hai Ab Khatm Ho Gaya Hai Sab Kuchh,
Kabhi Yeh Lagta Hai Ab Tak Toh Kuchh Hua Bhi Nahi,
Kabhi Toh Baat Ki Usne Kabhi Raha Khamosh,
Kabhi Toh Hanske Mila Aur Kabhi Mila Bhi Nahi,
Kabhi Jo Kadwi Baat Thi Woh Bhi Khatm Huyi,
Kabhi Gila Tha Hamein Unse Ab Gila Bhi Nahi,
Woh Cheekh Ubhri, Badi Der Gunji, Doob Gayi,
Har Ek Sunta Tha Lekin Koi Hila Bhi Nahi….
Is Mohabbat Ka Koi Raaz Na Jaane,
Jaane Sab Ko Kaise Hoti Hai,
Yeh Dil Toh Aapko Apna Maane,
Jaane Kaise Hota Hai,
Ehsas Tumhara Is Dil Mein Hardam Rehna,
Jaane Kaise Hota Hai,
Chup Chap Rah Kar Bhi Sab Kuch Kah Jaana,
Jaane Kaise Hota Hai,
Rooh Mein Samaa Ke Aankhon Mein Aa Jaana,
Jaane Kaise Hota Hai,
Is Mohabbat Ka Koi Raaz Na Jaane,
Jaane Kaise Hota Hai…
Aaina kyun na dun ke tamasha kahen jise
aisa kahan se laun ke tujhasa kahen jise
hasarat ne la rakha teri bazm-e-khayal mein
guladasta-e-nigah suveda kahen jise
phunka hai kisane goshe muhabbat mein ae khuda
afasun-e-intazar tamanna kahen jise
sar par hujum-e-dard-e-garibi se daliye
wo ek musht-e-khak ke sahara kahen jise
hai chashm-e-tar mein hasarat-e-didar se nihan
shauq-e-inan gusekhta dariya kahen jise
Log Toot Jate Hain Ek Ghar Banane Mein
Tum Taras Nahin Khate Bastiyan Jalane Mein,
Aur Jaam Tutenge Is Sharabkhane Mein
Mousam Ke Aane Mein Mousam Ke Jaane Mein,
Har Dadkate Pathar Ko Log Dil Samjhte Hain
Umar Beet Jati Hai Dil Ko Dil Banane Mein,
Fakhta Ki Majboori Yeh Bhi Kah Nahi Sakti
Koun Saanp Rakhta Hai Uske Aashiyane Mein,
Doosri Koi Ladki Zindagi Mein Aayegi
Kitani Der Lagti Hai Usko Bhol Jaane Mein…
Shaan Se Pyar Ka Izhar Karenge,
Teri Mohabbat Pe Jaan Bhi Nisar Karenge,
Dekh K Jalegi Duniya Saari,
Is Kadar Tujhpe Aitbaar Karenge,
Denge Salaami Sab Humko,
Jab Pyar Ko Hum Bayaan Karenge,
Daulat Aur Shaurat Ka Kya Hai Kaam,
Teri Khushi Mein Khudko Nichaawar Karenge,
Har Ghadi Ho Bus Tera Deedar,
Waqt Se Hum Yahi Iltijaa Karenge,
Saaye Ki Tarah Tujhse Liptey Rahenge,
Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Tujhe Bachaya Karenge…
Sirf Aankho Se Hi Duniya Nahin Dekhi Jaati,
Dil Ki Dhadkan Ko Bhi Aankh Bana Ke Dekho,
Pathron Mein Bhi Jubaa Hoti Hai Dil Hote Hain,
Apne Ghar Ke Dar O Deewar Saja Kar Dekho,
Faasla Najron Ka Dokha Bhi Ho Sakta Hai,
Chand Jab Chamke Jara Haath Badhakar Dekho,
Woh Sitara Hai Chamkane Do Yun Hi Raaton Mein,
Kya Jaruri Hai Use Jism Banakar Dekho…
Phool Ki Har Tasveer Main Jehan Ki Deevaron Se Utar Chuka Hu,
Fir Kyu Dil Mein Kanta Sa Rah Rahkar Chubhta Rahta Hai,
Majburi Thi Sabr Kiya Hai Panv Ko Tod Kar Baith Rahe Hain,
Nagri Nagri Dekh Chuke Hain Davare Davare Jhank Liya Hai,
In Aankho Ka Matwalapan Un Hoton Ko Jumbish Kam Kam,
Nasha Hain Jo Dol Raha Hai Jaadu Hai Jo Bol Raha Hai,
Yaaro Sona Chandi Bokar Sona Chandi Kaato Jaao,
Hamne Aansu Ki Kheti Kar Nain Nagar Aabad Kiya Hai,
Badr Tumhari Fikr E Sukhan Par Ek Allama Hanskar Bole,
Yeh Ladka Noumar Parinda Uncha Udna Seekh Raha Hai…
Kitane Badal Gaye Yeh Mohabbat Ke Subah Sham,
Tumhara Khyal Bhi Aata Hai Kabhi Kabhi,
Aisa Lagta Hai Ke Varso Beet Gaye Ho Tumhe,
Bhale Tum Mil Ke Gaye Ho Hamein Abhi Abhi,
Khuda Salamat Rakhe Mere Mahboob Ko,
Jiska Naam Lekar Hum Jiye Jaate Hain,
Uska Har Gham Har Taklif Apnakar,
Tamam Umar Uske Hi Naam Kiya Jaate Hain…
Chodhavi Raat Hai Toh Khidki Ke Gira Do Parde,
Koun Jane Ki Woh Naraj Hi Raat Se Ho Jaaye,
Ek Khusboo Ki Tarah Fialate Hain Mahfil Mein,
Aise Alfaj Ada Jo Tere Lab Se Ho Jaayein,
Na Koi Ishq Hai Baaki Na Koi Parcham Hai,
Log Deewane Bhala Kis Ke Sabab Se Ho Jaayen,
Baat Toh Chhed Mere Dil Koi Kissa Toh Suna,
Kya Ajab Unke Bhi Jajbat Ajab Se Ho Jaayen…
An elephant has 5 bananas n it is hungry, bt it doesnt eat da bananas.y?
Bcaz da bananas r made of plastic.
Next…Q
da 5 bananas r real, bt yet da elephant does nt eat it.y?
caz da elephant is made of plastic.
Hahaa…nvr giv up…one more..
Nw,
Both da elephant n da bananas r real, bt yet it cant it.y?
caz da bananas r in da TV.
Ooops!!! Cool down
Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV, bt yet it cant eat it.y?
caz dey r on dif chanels.
Hohohohooho..hehehe
Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV n on da same chanel,bt yet it cant eat it.y?
Cmon think
caz de TV is off.
Kikikikiki..
Nw finally da Elephant gets a chance to eat da bananas.y?
Itna kyun soch rahy ho yaar . Kya bigara hy usne tmhara.khane do bechare ko :-(