Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
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TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata…
Wo ye hai ki..
Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATHTAB mein hui thi.
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People Update Status
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Rajinikanth Updates Status
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Worldcup 2014 schedule
GROUP A
AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA
…GROUP B
IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND.
GROUP C RAJNIKANTH….
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What travels faster then sound
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Its "Light"
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I know u all were expecting it to be "Rajnikant"
His speed cannot b measured...
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Recently china airports were
closed due to heavy fog ........
Later
it was discovered that
Rajanikanth was smoking in
India!
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Rajnikant: Aaj Mere Kutte
Ne Anda Diya.
Big B: Kutta Kab Se
Anda Dene Laga?
Rajnikant: Ye Rajni Ka Style
Hai. Maine Apni Murgi Ka
Naam Kutta Rakha Hai
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Rajnikant Savare Uthine Morning Walk Ma NIkryo,
Bapore U.S Police Tene Pakdi Lidho...
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Kem Ke Te Visa Vagar Chalto- Chalto America Pochi Gayo Hato.
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Rajinikanth proves Newton wrong all the time.
Every time he performs an action,
he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
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Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..
How ??
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Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.
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Breaking News....
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Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
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And Voldemort himself is the 8th horcrux of Ranjinikanth...
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Long ago, Men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
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Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc.
were added to the dictionary in the year 1949.
That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
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Rajnikant ko IPL ki team Chennai superking ka
coach banaya gaya.
Result- CSK Won Fifa world cup,Cricket world cup,
Australian open, & WWE :)
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N0kia is expected 2 launch N0KIA R-1
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"Rajnikanth" series in 2011 With 10 sims at a time
500GB memory 320 M.pixels camera.
TV,Fridge,AC & Car in 1 mobile...
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Once Rajnikanth teachs a kid
How to open the door without Ringing the bell
Now that kid is know as Cid inspector Daya.
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Who is the first indians to use 4G ?????
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har baar rajnikanth nhi hota hai ? he is anil kapoor!!!!!
aG, oG , loo G , suno G...
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