Rajnikanth Jokes

Rajnikant: Aaj Mere Kutte Ne Anda Diya. Big B: Kutta Kab Se Anda Dene Laga? Rajnikant: Ye Rajni Ka Style Hai. Maine Apni Murgi Ka Naam Kutta Rakha Hai

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People Who Set Questions For CAT Paper.. Will Have To Pass RAT Paper From This Year Onwards.. RAT PAPER: (RAJANIKANT APTITUDE TEST)

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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

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Rajnikant ka 1 rupaye balcony se gir gaya Rajnikant niche pahuncha toh userupaya nai mila kyo?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rajnikant ek rupaye se pehle niche pahunch gaya tha . . . Pata he zyada ho gaya -_-

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The best so far on Rajni... Shnkr bhagwan: Mera Trishul Kahan hai? Parvti: Rajnikant le gaya... Shnkr: Kyun? Parvti: Maggi khane ke liye

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Toofani anderi raat mein... kabristan ke andere jungle mein.. ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha.. . . . . . . . . . . . . "gabra mat sab beham aur afwaah hai.. Koi rajnikant bajnikant nahi hota

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Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss... The next day announcement was made... Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye..

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Rajnikanth went 2 world cookin championship of course rajni won. But guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer. Rajni rocks

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Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner? . . . . . . To play carrom!!

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barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah Are aage kya hua? Hona kya tha "RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum.

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Graham bell invented telephone & went for tea... ... ... ... When he returned . . ... ... There were 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth.

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Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho Boy:Ha Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi.

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Ram aur Ravan ladai kr rhe the. Ravan- chal mai ja rha hu, bye. Ram- kyu? Dar gya Ravan- abe! Piche dkh rajnikant aa rha h

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Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend Infront of a kid. Now the kid is known as... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Emran hashmi.:)

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If you Google search "Rajnikant Getting kicked" you will generate zero results. It just does not happen.

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Ek baar Rajnikant ne itna jor se paada, ki paad ke sath kuch dane baahar aa gaye. aaj wahi dane market me Rs.6 ke milte hai. naam hai.. . . . Rajni Gandha:)

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Rajnikant ko IPL ki team Chennai superking ka coach banaya gaya. Result- CSK Won Fifa world cup,Cricket world cup, Australian open, & WWE :)

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- Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile. - Rajnikant can slam a revolving door. - Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost. - Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV

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Rajnikant on kbc",- Amitabhji- Rajniji ke lie pehla quistion pes kia jae... On camputer screen- cn i use life line....?

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ek Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje ek bhoot doosre bhoot ko samja raha tha ghabra mat.... Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h koi Rajnikant- vajnikantnai nahi hota....:)

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