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  • Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Breaking News.... . Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book. . And Voldemort himself is the 8th horcrux of Ranjinikanth...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once upon a time rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeths. . . . . . . . Now that powder is used as “CEMENT”..:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kal pure INDIA me 3 hour ke liye light chali jayegi~ ... Pata Hai Kyu? . Kyuki. . . Rajnikant mobile charge karega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikant – Aaj mere Kutte ne and a diya.... . . Big B – Kutta kab se anda dene laga?... . . Rajnikant – Ye Rajni ka style hai. Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • आधे घंटे बाद शादी की पार्टी में आसमान से एक उड़नतश्तरी उतरी। उसमे से एक एलियन बाहर आया और हाथ जोड़ के रजनीकांत से बोला, “सर, प्लीज आवाज कम कर लीजिये, कल मेरे बच्चे का एग्जाम
    • 10 years ago



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  • tufani andheri raat me 12 baje kabristan k jungle me 1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha . "ghabra mat,sb vahem hai, koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota"
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1ce James Bond shoots a prsn & say I m Bond, James Bond. Climax- Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n’ Bond dies d prsn says- I m Kant, Rajnikant.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend Infront of a kid. Now the kid is known as... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Emran hashmi.:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Question: What is the moral of Rajnikant’s movie “ROBOT Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Bar Narad Ji Ne Kuch Aisa Dekha K Wo Behosh Ho Gaye,, . . . . . Takat Pane K Liye Hanumanji Rajanikant Chalisa Padh Rahe The..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Graham bell invented telephone & went for tea... ... ... ... When he returned . . ... ... There were 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Amma: Beta Rajni, apne solar heater se garam pani nahi aa raha hai ? . . . . Rajnikant- yanna raskala,ruko amma suraj theek kar k aata hu.. :-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho Boy:Ha Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ram aur Ravan ladai kr rhe the. Ravan- chal mai ja rha hu, bye. Ram- kyu? Dar gya Ravan- abe! Piche dkh rajnikant aa rha h
    • 10 years ago



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  • Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog ........ Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking in India!
    • 10 years ago



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  • did the BRITISH leave INDIA in 1947...??? . . . . Because they came to know that a baby named RAJNIKANTH was about to be born in 1949...;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Var Rajnikante Stock Market Ma Rupiya Rokya. Vicharo Shu Thayu Hashe? . . . Biju Shu Thay Gaya Paisa Ena, Rajni Hoy Ke Ena Bapa Ahiya Koinu Na Chale.
    • 10 years ago



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