one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars.
they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
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rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth...
Someone offered a Mobile phone to RAJINI... He simply refused the offer... And that brand became the most famous mobile Company...
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Its "NoKia"
bcauz RAJINI ne usko no kia... :)
ek Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje ek bhoot doosre bhoot ko samja raha tha ghabra mat....
Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h koi Rajnikant- vajnikantnai nahi hota....:)
once James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond.
climax:~
but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies
the person says
“i m kanth, rajnikanth”
Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya.
Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and
that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Rajnikant ka 1 rupaye balcony se
gir gaya
Rajnikant niche pahuncha toh
userupaya nai mila
kyo??
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Rajnikant ek rupaye se pehle niche
pahunch gaya tha
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Pata he zyada ho gaya -_-