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  • barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah Are aage kya hua? Hona kya tha "RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai? Anyone guess . . . The Great Khali.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ram aur Ravan ladai kr rhe the. Ravan- chal mai ja rha hu, bye. Ram- kyu? Dar gya Ravan- abe! Piche dkh rajnikant aa rha h
    • 10 years ago



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  • रजनीकांत: आज मेरे कुत्ते ने अण्डा दिया. बिग-बी: कुत्ते कब से अण्डा देने लगे??? रजनीकांत: ये रजनी की स्टाइल है. मैंने अपनी मुर्गी का नाम कुत्ता रखा है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor on phone- Mere Bachhe ko current laga hai, mai kya karu? . . . Doc- Pehle Aap Bhagwan ko shukriya karein ki apke yaha bijli aa rahi hai....
    • 10 years ago



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  • When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend Infront of a kid. Now the kid is known as... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Emran hashmi.:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donatekiya pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai? Anyone guess . . . The Great Khali.
    • 10 years ago



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  • The best so far on Rajni... Shnkr bhagwan: Mera Trishul Kahan hai? Parvti: Rajnikant le gaya... Shnkr: Kyun? Parvti: Maggi khane ke liye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Worldcup 2014 schedule GROUP A AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA …GROUP B IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND. GROUP C RAJNIKANTH….
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Var Rajnikante Stock Market Ma Rupiya Rokya. Vicharo Shu Thayu Hashe? . . . Biju Shu Thay Gaya Paisa Ena, Rajni Hoy Ke Ena Bapa Ahiya Koinu Na Chale.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar Rajnikanth ki bhagwan aur bhoot se ladaai hui.. . . . . . . . . . . Result- Aaj bhagwan upar hai aur bhoot gayab hai.. ;) :
    • 10 years ago



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  • People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Rajinikanth Updates Status Via Calculator!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once upon a time rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeths. . . . . . . . Now that powder is used as “CEMENT”..:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • - When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. - Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
    • 10 years ago



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  • once James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond. climax:~ but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies the person says “i m kanth, rajnikanth”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajinikanth proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khatarnak andhari rat ma, 12 vage… 1 bhoot bija bhoot ne samjavto hato, . Dar nai aa tara dimag no vahem 6. Rajnikat Vajnikant jevu kai nathi hotu.
    • 10 years ago



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