Ricky ponting is visiting every church in Australia
only to Thank God that
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Rajnikant is not in INDIAN CRICKET TEAM.!!
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Once a beggar was singing on a road.
Rajnikant got impressed and give him his Gold ornaments.
Today that beggar is known as
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"Bappi Lehri...":
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Who is the first indians to use 4G ?????
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har baar rajnikanth nhi hota hai ? he is anil kapoor!!!!!
aG, oG , loo G , suno G...
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People Who Set Questions
For CAT Paper..
Will Have To Pass RAT Paper
From This Year Onwards..
RAT PAPER:
(RAJANIKANT APTITUDE TEST)
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In 2010, Rajnikanth released a film named Robot
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The history will repeat,
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In 3010,
Robots will release a film named Rajnikanth.
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Amma: Beta Rajni, apne solar heater se garam pani nahi aa raha hai ?
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Rajnikant- yanna raskala,ruko amma suraj theek kar k aata hu.. :-)
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Long ago, Men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
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Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly,
waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Ek baar Rajnikanth ki bhagwan aur bhoot se ladaai hui..
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Result- Aaj bhagwan upar hai aur bhoot gayab hai.. ;) :
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When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters,
because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
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Once again, Rajnikant thought of making a website on whatever he knows...
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Of course the site is...
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(-: ...WIKIPEDIA... :-)
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Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u ???
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rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it..
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Ek Baar Rajnikanth Ne Ek Ladke Aur ladki Ko kiss Kiya,
Wo aajkal Emraan Hashmi aur Mallika Sherawat Ke Naam Se Jaane Jate hain.
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, New Whatsapp Status
Recently china airports were
closed due to heavy fog ........
Later
it was discovered that
Rajanikanth was smoking in
India!
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Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy:Ha
Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do
Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi.
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RECENTLY there was a fight between
Rajnikant and a Tiger..
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Surprise,
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Rajnikanth ran away from there
Why ??
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To Save the Tiger.. Only 1400 are left!
Otherwise u know Rajnikant...
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Premika- Lal Quila red kyon hai?
Premi- Kyon ki Rajnikanth ne paan kha ke uspe thuka tha.
Aur ab ye mat puchna Taj Mahal white..kyo hai???
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TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata...
wo ye hai ki...
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Titanic ki puri shooting
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Rajnikanth k BATH TAB me hui thi...
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Question: What is the moral of
Rajnikant’s movie
“ROBOT
Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai
MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti
hai.
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