Rajnikant: mere pas admision k lie grade hai,
knolege hai,
dimag hai
paisa hai,
tumhare pas kya hai?
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naresh kanodia: Bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6.
Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
1 var Rajnikant Swimming karva
Hind Mahasagar Pahochyo
Tarta Tarta Madh Dariye Pahochyo
Tya tene Joyu K
Naresh Kanodia Shark(Fish) ne Mamra Khavdavto hato.
ek Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje ek bhoot doosre bhoot ko samja raha tha ghabra mat....
Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h koi Rajnikant- vajnikantnai nahi hota....:)
once James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond.
climax:~
but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies
the person says
“i m kanth, rajnikanth”
Rajnikant ka 1 rupaye balcony se
gir gaya
Rajnikant niche pahuncha toh
userupaya nai mila
kyo??
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Rajnikant ek rupaye se pehle niche
pahunch gaya tha
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Pata he zyada ho gaya -_-
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and
that you will be handicapped if you park there.
N0kia is expected 2 launch N0KIA R-1
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"Rajnikanth" series in 2011 With 10 sims at a time
500GB memory 320 M.pixels camera.
TV,Fridge,AC & Car in 1 mobile...