Bacha:" DAD aapko pata chale ki Me 1st Division
me paas hua to aap ko kesa Lage ga..???
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DAD:" Mai to khushi se Pagal ho Jaun ga..
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Bacha:" Basss,, isi Darr se Me Fail ho gya...
PA1
1ce James Bond shoots a prsn & say
I m Bond, James Bond.
Climax-
Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n’ Bond dies d prsn says-
I m Kant, Rajnikant.
Ek Var Rajnikante Stock Market Ma Rupiya Rokya.
Vicharo Shu Thayu Hashe?
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Biju Shu Thay Gaya Paisa Ena,
Rajni Hoy Ke Ena Bapa Ahiya Koinu Na Chale.
TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata...
wo ye hai ki...
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Titanic ki puri shooting
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Rajnikanth k BATH TAB me hui thi...
ek Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje ek bhoot doosre bhoot ko samja raha tha ghabra mat....
Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h koi Rajnikant- vajnikantnai nahi hota....:)
Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
Rajnikant – Aaj mere Kutte ne and a diya....
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Big B – Kutta kab se anda dene laga?...
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Rajnikant – Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai…
1 var Rajnikant Swimming karva
Hind Mahasagar Pahochyo
Tarta Tarta Madh Dariye Pahochyo
Tya tene Joyu K
Naresh Kanodia Shark(Fish) ne Mamra Khavdavto hato.
Dhoom 3
John,Hirtik nad Aamir on bike with speed of 200 km-hr
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Rajinikanth overtakes them with Bicycle and says
"Beta save fuel... Use cycle"