Once Rajanikant decided to stare at the Sun
The sun got scared and hid itself behind the Moon
Later this situation was named as
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SOLAR ECLIPSE.
Dhoom 3
John,Hirtik nad Aamir on bike with speed of 200 km-hr
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Rajinikanth overtakes them with Bicycle and says
"Beta save fuel... Use cycle"
Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana.
Adhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or
Alien Nikal Kr Bola Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye Mere Bete Ka Kl Exam H.
Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u ???
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rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it..
1ce James Bond shoots a prsn & say
I m Bond, James Bond.
Climax-
Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n’ Bond dies d prsn says-
I m Kant, Rajnikant.
1 Var CID Officer Daya Darwajo Todava Gayo,
Pan Jindgi Ma Peli Var Tenathi Darwajo Na Tutyo,
Thodi Var Pachhi Andar Thi Awaj Aavyo...
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Aa RAJNIKANT Nu Ghar Chhe.
N0kia is expected 2 launch N0KIA R-1
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"Rajnikanth" series in 2011 With 10 sims at a time
500GB memory 320 M.pixels camera.
TV,Fridge,AC & Car in 1 mobile...