Rajnikant: mere pas admision k lie grade hai,
knolege hai,
dimag hai
paisa hai,
tumhare pas kya hai?
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naresh kanodia: Bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6.
Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u ???
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rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it..
Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya.
Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and
that you will be handicapped if you park there.