one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars.
they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
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rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth...
आधे घंटे बाद शादी की पार्टी में आसमान से एक उड़नतश्तरी उतरी। उसमे से एक एलियन बाहर आया और हाथ जोड़ के रजनीकांत से बोला, “सर, प्लीज आवाज कम कर लीजिये, कल मेरे बच्चे का एग्जाम
Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly,
waiting for the wheel to stop.
Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya.
Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind
Dhoom 3
John,Hirtik nad Aamir on bike with speed of 200 km-hr
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Rajinikanth overtakes them with Bicycle and says
"Beta save fuel... Use cycle"
1 var Rajnikant Swimming karva
Hind Mahasagar Pahochyo
Tarta Tarta Madh Dariye Pahochyo
Tya tene Joyu K
Naresh Kanodia Shark(Fish) ne Mamra Khavdavto hato.
Someone offered a Mobile phone to RAJINI... He simply refused the offer... And that brand became the most famous mobile Company...
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Its "NoKia"
bcauz RAJINI ne usko no kia... :)
- When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.