Rajnikanth Jokes, New Whatsapp Status

Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!

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Basketball player to RAJNIKANT: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u ??? . . rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it..

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Teacher: What Sort Of Animal Is A Slug? Mohan: A Snail With A Housing Problem!

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The statement "nobody can cheat death" is a personal insult to Rajinikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.

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Once a beggar was singing on a road. Rajnikant got impressed and give him his Gold ornaments. Today that beggar is known as . . "Bappi Lehri...":

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Rajnikanth went 2 world cookin championship of course rajni won. But guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer. Rajni rocks

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did the BRITISH leave INDIA in 1947...??? . . . . Because they came to know that a baby named RAJNIKANTH was about to be born in 1949...;)

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1ce James Bond shoots a prsn & say I m Bond, James Bond. Climax- Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n’ Bond dies d prsn says- I m Kant, Rajnikant.

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TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi, Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata… Wo ye hai ki.. Titanic ki puri shooting Rajnikanth ke BATHTAB mein hui thi.

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Rajnikant & A Girl were playing Cards (Teen Patti), Rajnikant had 3 Ekkas (AAA) but cud not win, Why? . . Bcoz the Girl had 3 Rajnikants..

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Rajnikant Savare Uthine Morning Walk Ma NIkryo, Bapore U.S Police Tene Pakdi Lidho... . . Kem Ke Te Visa Vagar Chalto- Chalto America Pochi Gayo Hato.

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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

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When I was in school, someone stole my rough notes of english, And now they call it. "OXFORD DICTIONARY" Crazy People..! . By: Rajnikant..!

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1 var Rajnikant Swimming karva Hind Mahasagar Pahochyo Tarta Tarta Madh Dariye Pahochyo Tya tene Joyu K Naresh Kanodia Shark(Fish) ne Mamra Khavdavto hato.

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Rajnikanth does not need a visa 2 travel abroad, he jumps from the tallest building in chennai holds himself in d air while d earth rotates.

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Ram aur Ravan ladai kr rhe the. Ravan- chal mai ja rha hu, bye. Ram- kyu? Dar gya Ravan- abe! Piche dkh rajnikant aa rha h

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CAT is OutDated.. Now d students have 2 prepapre for RAT.. wondering what it is..? Rajanikant Aptitude Test...

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Amma: Beta Rajni, apne solar heater se garam pani nahi aa raha hai ? . . . . Rajnikant- yanna raskala,ruko amma suraj theek kar k aata hu.. :-)

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Highlight of the year 2050….!!! 1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22. 2. Golmaal 15 isready for release. 3. I will play the next world cup –Sachin Tendulkar. 4. Shahid & Saif attended Kareena’s 8th wedding. 5.Petrol – Rs 1984/ litre.

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Once Rajanikant decided to stare at the Sun The sun got scared and hid itself behind the Moon Later this situation was named as . . . . . . SOLAR ECLIPSE.

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