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  • 1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy, he kicked him so hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom . . today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Worldcup 2014 schedule GROUP A AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA …GROUP B IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND. GROUP C RAJNIKANTH….
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bar Rajnikant Ka 10 Rs Ka Note 3rd Floor Se Niche Gir Gaya. Jab Wo Niche Aya To Wo Note Nahi Mila. Kyou Kyonki Wo Note Girne Se Pehle Rajinikant Niche Pahonch Chuka Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikanth went 2 world cookin championship of course rajni won. But guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer. Rajni rocks
    • 10 years ago



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  • N0kia is expected 2 launch N0KIA R-1 ... "Rajnikanth" series in 2011 With 10 sims at a time 500GB memory 320 M.pixels camera. TV,Fridge,AC & Car in 1 mobile...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Toofani anderi raat mein... kabristan ke andere jungle mein.. ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha.. . . . . . . . . . . . . "gabra mat sab beham aur afwaah hai.. Koi rajnikant bajnikant nahi hota
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1. Once Rajnikanth scanned anti-virus. 2. Once Rajnikanth taught a child to speak very fast english, that child is today kn as famous rapper eminem. 3. Oxford can give any word meaning but rajnikanth can give meaning of oxford. 4. Rajnikanth does not laugh on jokes, jokes get serious on him. 5. Rajnikanth once drank liquor and took with, now liquor got higher and which is now unconscious
    • 10 years ago



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  • tufani andheri raat me 12 baje kabristan k jungle me 1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha . "ghabra mat,sb vahem hai, koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gelileo used moon light to study, Einstein used candle to study, Newton used lamp to study but the GREAT RAJNI used only AGARBATTI to study.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikant & A Girl were playing Cards (Teen Patti), Rajnikant had 3 Ekkas (AAA) but cud not win, Why? . . Bcoz the Girl had 3 Rajnikants..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikant ka 1 rupaye balcony se gir gaya Rajnikant niche pahuncha toh userupaya nai mila kyo?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rajnikant ek rupaye se pehle niche pahunch gaya tha . . . Pata he zyada ho gaya -_-
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar Rajnikant ne itna jor se paada, ki paad ke sath kuch dane baahar aa gaye. aaj wahi dane market me Rs.6 ke milte hai. naam hai.. . . . Rajni Gandha:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • People Who Set Questions For CAT Paper.. Will Have To Pass RAT Paper From This Year Onwards.. RAT PAPER: (RAJANIKANT APTITUDE TEST)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once a beggar was singing on a road. Rajnikant got impressed and give him his Gold ornaments. Today that beggar is known as . . "Bappi Lehri...":
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once again, Rajnikant thought of making a website on whatever he knows... . . . . . . Of course the site is... . . . . . (-: ...WIKIPEDIA... :-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars. they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’ later they found that . . . . . rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth...
    • 10 years ago



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  • once James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond. climax:~ but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies the person says “i m kanth, rajnikanth”
    • 10 years ago



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