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  • A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Question: What is the moral of Rajnikant’s movie “ROBOT Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • What travels faster then sound . . . . Its "Light" . .. I know u all were expecting it to be "Rajnikant" His speed cannot b measured...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once again, Rajnikant thought of making a website on whatever he knows... . . . . . . Of course the site is... . . . . . (-: ...WIKIPEDIA... :-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Breaking News: Aaje Ek Train Cycle Sathe Japet Ma Aavi Gai . Train Ma Bethel Badha Loko Mari Gaya.. . Cycle Driver "RAJNIKANT" Farrar..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana. Adhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or Alien Nikal Kr Bola Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye Mere Bete Ka Kl Exam H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • World Cup 2015 Groups Group A: Pak, India, Srilanka, Aus, NZ, West Indies, SA, Eng, Ban, Zimbabwe, Canada Ireland Group B: Rajnikanth
    • 10 years ago



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  • Someone offered a Mobile phone to RAJINI... He simply refused the offer... And that brand became the most famous mobile Company... . . . Its "NoKia" bcauz RAJINI ne usko no kia... :)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Breaking News.... . Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book. . And Voldemort himself is the 8th horcrux of Ranjinikanth...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Var Rajnikante Stock Market Ma Rupiya Rokya. Vicharo Shu Thayu Hashe? . . . Biju Shu Thay Gaya Paisa Ena, Rajni Hoy Ke Ena Bapa Ahiya Koinu Na Chale.
    • 10 years ago



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  • RECENTLY there was a fight between Rajnikant and a Tiger.. . . Surprise, . . . surprise . . . Rajnikanth ran away from there Why ?? . . . . To Save the Tiger.. Only 1400 are left! Otherwise u know Rajnikant...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl- Ek chutki Sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Rajni Babu...;-( Rajnikanth-0.00000000000007892724576 Rs.per grm.... mind it..;-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Who is the first indians to use 4G ????? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . har baar rajnikanth nhi hota hai ? he is anil kapoor!!!!! aG, oG , loo G , suno G...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Var CID Officer Daya Darwajo Todava Gayo, Pan Jindgi Ma Peli Var Tenathi Darwajo Na Tutyo, Thodi Var Pachhi Andar Thi Awaj Aavyo... . . Aa RAJNIKANT Nu Ghar Chhe.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jaante hai? Anyone guess . . . The Great Khali. By - sharique[HAIDAR NAGAR]
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho Boy:Ha Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Rajinikanth Updates Status Via Calculator!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar Rajnikanth ki bhagwan aur bhoot se ladaai hui.. . . . . . . . . . . Result- Aaj bhagwan upar hai aur bhoot gayab hai.. ;) :
    • 10 years ago



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  • - When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. - Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
    • 10 years ago



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