Once Rajanikant decided to stare at the Sun
The sun got scared and hid itself behind the Moon
Later this situation was named as
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SOLAR ECLIPSE.
Rajnikant – Aaj mere Kutte ne and a diya....
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Big B – Kutta kab se anda dene laga?...
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Rajnikant – Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai…
1. Once Rajnikanth scanned anti-virus.
2. Once Rajnikanth taught a child to speak very fast english, that child is today kn as famous rapper eminem.
3. Oxford can give any word meaning but rajnikanth can give meaning of oxford.
4. Rajnikanth does not laugh on jokes, jokes get serious on him.
5. Rajnikanth once drank liquor and took with, now liquor got higher and which is now unconscious
IN 2010 rajinikant released A
Film ka
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ROBOT
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The history is repeat
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IN 3010
Robot is will Released A Film named
Rajikant
TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata...
wo ye hai ki...
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Titanic ki puri shooting
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Rajnikanth k BATH TAB me hui thi...
Bacha:" DAD aapko pata chale ki Me 1st Division
me paas hua to aap ko kesa Lage ga..???
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DAD:" Mai to khushi se Pagal ho Jaun ga..
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Bacha:" Basss,, isi Darr se Me Fail ho gya...
PA1
Rajnikant: mere pas admision k lie grade hai,
knolege hai,
dimag hai
paisa hai,
tumhare pas kya hai?
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naresh kanodia: Bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6.
Ek baar Rajnikant ne itna jor se paada, ki paad ke sath kuch dane baahar aa gaye.
aaj wahi dane market me Rs.6 ke milte hai.
naam hai..
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Rajni Gandha:)
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
ek Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje ek bhoot doosre bhoot ko samja raha tha ghabra mat....
Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h koi Rajnikant- vajnikantnai nahi hota....:)