Ek baar Rajnikant ne itna jor se paada, ki paad ke sath kuch dane baahar aa gaye.
aaj wahi dane market me Rs.6 ke milte hai.
naam hai..
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Rajni Gandha:)
Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya.
Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind
1ce James Bond shoots a prsn & say
I m Bond, James Bond.
Climax-
Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n’ Bond dies d prsn says-
I m Kant, Rajnikant.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and
that you will be handicapped if you park there.
- Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
- Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
- Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
- Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV
Someone offered a Mobile phone to RAJINI... He simply refused the offer... And that brand became the most famous mobile Company...
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Its "NoKia"
bcauz RAJINI ne usko no kia... :)
one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars.
they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
that
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rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth...
CID vs RAJNIKANT:
Wo hum pe, hum unpe marne lage,
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wo hum pe, hum unpe marne lage,
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ACP-Daya pata karo log hume chhodh kar RAJNIKANT k msg kyo karne lage???
Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly,
waiting for the wheel to stop.