tufani andheri raat me 12 baje
kabristan k jungle me
1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha
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"ghabra mat,sb vahem hai,
koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota"
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Gelileo used moon light to study,
Einstein used candle to study,
Newton used lamp to study
but the GREAT RAJNI used only AGARBATTI to study.
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CID vs RAJNIKANT:
Wo hum pe, hum unpe marne lage,
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wo hum pe, hum unpe marne lage,
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ACP-Daya pata karo log hume chhodh kar RAJNIKANT k msg kyo karne lage???
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Graham bell invented telephone & went for tea...
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When he returned . .
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There were
2 missed calls from Rajnikanth.
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Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi Thi ?
Kaliya: Sarkar 1
Gabbar: Aur Tum ?
Kaliya: 100
Gabbar: Fir Whi Wapis Paa Gye Wo
Bhi Khali Hath, Kon Tha Woh ?
Kaliya: RAJNIKANT
Gabbar: Opps! Sorry Bhai!!
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Question: What is the moral of
Rajnikant’s movie
“ROBOT
Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai
MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti
hai.
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Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss...
The next day announcement was made...
Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye..
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1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy, he kicked him so
hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom
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today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"
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barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah
barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah
Are aage kya hua?
Hona kya tha
"RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum.
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once Rajnikant opened a junior college...
and name of the college was.
Rajnikant Institute of Technology for Management of Law in Medical.
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Ram aur Ravan ladai kr rhe the.
Ravan- chal mai ja rha hu, bye.
Ram- kyu? Dar gya
Ravan- abe! Piche dkh rajnikant aa rha h
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The day ROBOT was released,
Rajnikanth gave Times of India a rating of 4 stars
Some actors set benchmarks in cinema,
Rajnikanth sets deskmarks.
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Ricky ponting is visiting every church in Australia
only to Thank God that
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Rajnikant is not in INDIAN CRICKET TEAM.!!
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Long ago, Men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
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one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars.
they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
that
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rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth...
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IN 2010 rajinikant released A
Film ka
named
ROBOT
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The history is repeat
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IN 3010
Robot is will Released A Film named
Rajikant
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Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana.
Adhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or
Alien Nikal Kr Bola Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye Mere Bete Ka Kl Exam H.
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Rajnikant power.!!!
The box office collection of the movie TEES MAAR KHAN,
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was less then....
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parking collection of ROBOT..!!!
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