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  • Once upon a time rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeths. . . . . . . . Now that powder is used as “CEMENT”..:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikanth went 2 world cookin championship of course rajni won. But guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer. Rajni rocks
    • 10 years ago



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  • TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi, Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata… Wo ye hai ki.. Titanic ki puri shooting Rajnikanth ke BATHTAB mein hui thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy, he kicked him so hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom . . today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya. . . . Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga? . . . Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai. Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Question: What is the moral of Rajnikant’s movie “ROBOT Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Basketball player to RAJNIKANT: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u ??? . . rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it..
    • 10 years ago



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  • People Who Set Questions For CAT Paper.. Will Have To Pass RAT Paper From This Year Onwards.. RAT PAPER: (RAJANIKANT APTITUDE TEST)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar Rajnikant ne itna jor se paada, ki paad ke sath kuch dane baahar aa gaye. aaj wahi dane market me Rs.6 ke milte hai. naam hai.. . . . Rajni Gandha:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ram aur Ravan ladai kr rhe the. Ravan- chal mai ja rha hu, bye. Ram- kyu? Dar gya Ravan- abe! Piche dkh rajnikant aa rha h
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho Boy:Ha Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once Rajnikanth teachs a kid How to open the door without Ringing the bell Now that kid is know as Cid inspector Daya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • CID vs RAJNIKANT: Wo hum pe, hum unpe marne lage, . wo hum pe, hum unpe marne lage, . ACP-Daya pata karo log hume chhodh kar RAJNIKANT k msg kyo karne lage???
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Var CID Officer Daya Darwajo Todava Gayo, Pan Jindgi Ma Peli Var Tenathi Darwajo Na Tutyo, Thodi Var Pachhi Andar Thi Awaj Aavyo... . . Aa RAJNIKANT Nu Ghar Chhe.
    • 10 years ago



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  • आधे घंटे बाद शादी की पार्टी में आसमान से एक उड़नतश्तरी उतरी। उसमे से एक एलियन बाहर आया और हाथ जोड़ के रजनीकांत से बोला, “सर, प्लीज आवाज कम कर लीजिये, कल मेरे बच्चे का एग्जाम
    • 10 years ago



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  • RECENTLY there was a fight between Rajnikant and a Tiger.. . . Surprise, . . . surprise . . . Rajnikanth ran away from there Why ?? . . . . To Save the Tiger.. Only 1400 are left! Otherwise u know Rajnikant...
    • 10 years ago



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