Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana.
Adhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or
Alien Nikal Kr Bola Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye Mere Bete Ka Kl Exam H.
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy, he kicked him so
hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom
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today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"
Ek Var Rajnikante Stock Market Ma Rupiya Rokya.
Vicharo Shu Thayu Hashe?
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Biju Shu Thay Gaya Paisa Ena,
Rajni Hoy Ke Ena Bapa Ahiya Koinu Na Chale.
Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
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Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
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Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P
1 Var CID Officer Daya Darwajo Todava Gayo,
Pan Jindgi Ma Peli Var Tenathi Darwajo Na Tutyo,
Thodi Var Pachhi Andar Thi Awaj Aavyo...
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Aa RAJNIKANT Nu Ghar Chhe.
1 var Rajnikant Swimming karva
Hind Mahasagar Pahochyo
Tarta Tarta Madh Dariye Pahochyo
Tya tene Joyu K
Naresh Kanodia Shark(Fish) ne Mamra Khavdavto hato.