Rajnikanth Jokes

Rajnikant & A Girl were playing Cards (Teen Patti), Rajnikant had 3 Ekkas (AAA) but cud not win, Why? . . Bcoz the Girl had 3 Rajnikants..

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Ek baar Rajnikanth ki bhagwan aur bhoot se ladaai hui.. . . . . . . . . . . Result- Aaj bhagwan upar hai aur bhoot gayab hai.. ;) :

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The statement "nobody can cheat death" is a personal insult to Rajinikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.

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did the BRITISH leave INDIA in 1947...??? . . . . Because they came to know that a baby named RAJNIKANTH was about to be born in 1949...;)

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Rajnikant and a girl were playing cards, rajnikant had 3 ekkas (AAA) but could not win,why?…. . . . . . . . Becoz the girl had 3 Rajnikants:)

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Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho Boy:Ha Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi.

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Arey O, KisNe BOLa ki Rajni*Sir kucH bHi kAr SAktE Hai..? . . NAHI!! . . *Q-ki wOh AgAr kUCh bHi kAr PatE tO APNe tAKLe pE kHUd bAAL Ugatey*

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Premika- Lal Quila red kyon hai? Premi- Kyon ki Rajnikanth ne paan kha ke uspe thuka tha. Aur ab ye mat puchna Taj Mahal white..kyo hai???

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The statement "nobody can cheat death" is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.

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Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury.. How ?? . . . Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.

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The best so far on Rajni... Shnkr bhagwan: Mera Trishul Kahan hai? Parvti: Rajnikant le gaya... Shnkr: Kyun? Parvti: Maggi khane ke liye

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1ce James Bond shoots a prsn & say I m Bond, James Bond. Climax- Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n’ Bond dies d prsn says- I m Kant, Rajnikant.

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once James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond. climax:~ but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies the person says “i m kanth, rajnikanth”

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Once Rajnikanth said to a quite shy girl "plz talk something".. Now that girl is known as..Dolly Bindra

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Once Rajanikant decided to stare at the Sun The sun got scared and hid itself behind the Moon Later this situation was named as . . . . . . SOLAR ECLIPSE.

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barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah Are aage kya hua? Hona kya tha "RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum.

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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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once Rajnikant opened a junior college... and name of the college was. Rajnikant Institute of Technology for Management of Law in Medical.

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Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya. Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila? kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind

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People Who Set Questions For CAT Paper.. Will Have To Pass RAT Paper From This Year Onwards.. RAT PAPER: (RAJANIKANT APTITUDE TEST)

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