Rajnikanth Jokes

Once Rajanikant decided to stare at the Sun The sun got scared and hid itself behind the Moon Later this situation was named as . . . . . . SOLAR ECLIPSE.

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Rajnikant – Aaj mere Kutte ne and a diya.... . . Big B – Kutta kab se anda dene laga?... . . Rajnikant – Ye Rajni ka style hai. Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai…

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1. Once Rajnikanth scanned anti-virus. 2. Once Rajnikanth taught a child to speak very fast english, that child is today kn as famous rapper eminem. 3. Oxford can give any word meaning but rajnikanth can give meaning of oxford. 4. Rajnikanth does not laugh on jokes, jokes get serious on him. 5. Rajnikanth once drank liquor and took with, now liquor got higher and which is now unconscious

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What travels faster then sound . . . . Its "Light" . .. I know u all were expecting it to be "Rajnikant" His speed cannot b measured...

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IN 2010 rajinikant released A Film ka named ROBOT . . . . . . . . . . The history is repeat . . . . . . IN 3010 Robot is will Released A Film named Rajikant

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The day ROBOT was released, Rajnikanth gave Times of India a rating of 4 stars Some actors set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets deskmarks.

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TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi, Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata... wo ye hai ki... ... Titanic ki puri shooting . . . . Rajnikanth k BATH TAB me hui thi...

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Once Rajnikanth teachs a kid How to open the door without Ringing the bell Now that kid is know as Cid inspector Daya.

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1 Bar Narad Ji Ne Kuch Aisa Dekha K Wo Behosh Ho Gaye,, . . . . . Takat Pane K Liye Hanumanji Rajanikant Chalisa Padh Rahe The..

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Bacha:" DAD aapko pata chale ki Me 1st Division me paas hua to aap ko kesa Lage ga..??? . . . . . DAD:" Mai to khushi se Pagal ho Jaun ga.. . . . . Bacha:" Basss,, isi Darr se Me Fail ho gya... PA1

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Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Rajnikant: mere pas admision k lie grade hai, knolege hai, dimag hai paisa hai, tumhare pas kya hai? . . naresh kanodia: Bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6.

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once Rajnikant opened a junior college... and name of the college was. Rajnikant Institute of Technology for Management of Law in Medical.

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Ek baar Rajnikant ne itna jor se paada, ki paad ke sath kuch dane baahar aa gaye. aaj wahi dane market me Rs.6 ke milte hai. naam hai.. . . . Rajni Gandha:)

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tufani andheri raat me 12 baje kabristan k jungle me 1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha . "ghabra mat,sb vahem hai, koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota"

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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

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Question: What is the moral of Rajnikant’s movie “ROBOT Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti hai.

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barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah ! ! ! ! ! Are aage kya hua? ? ? ? ? Hona kya tha.. ! ! ! ! ! "RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum..:D

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ek Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje ek bhoot doosre bhoot ko samja raha tha ghabra mat.... Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h koi Rajnikant- vajnikantnai nahi hota....:)

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Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss... The next day announcement was made... Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye..

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