1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy, he kicked him so
hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom
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today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"
- When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
IN 2010 rajinikant released A
Film ka
named
ROBOT
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The history is repeat
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IN 3010
Robot is will Released A Film named
Rajikant
Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donatekiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?
Anyone guess
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The Great Khali.
Rajnikant: mere pas admision k lie grade hai,
knolege hai,
dimag hai
paisa hai,
tumhare pas kya hai?
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naresh kanodia: Bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6.
1ce James Bond shoots a prsn & say
I m Bond, James Bond.
Climax-
Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n’ Bond dies d prsn says-
I m Kant, Rajnikant.
one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars.
they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
that
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rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth...