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  • barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah ! ! ! ! ! Are aage kya hua? ? ? ? ? Hona kya tha.. ! ! ! ! ! "RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum..:D
    • 9 years ago



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  • What Would Have Happened If Rajnikant Was Born 150 years Ago ???????????? . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . Britishers Would Have Fought For Independence !!!!!!!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek baar Rajnikanth ki bhagwan aur bhoot se ladaai hui.. . . . . . . . . . . Result- Aaj bhagwan upar hai aur bhoot gayab hai.. ;) :
    • 9 years ago



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  • once Rajnikant opened a junior college... and name of the college was. Rajnikant Institute of Technology for Management of Law in Medical.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Doctor on phone- Mere Bachhe ko current laga hai, mai kya karu? . . . Doc- Pehle Aap Bhagwan ko shukriya karein ki apke yaha bijli aa rahi hai....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rajnikant: mere pas admision k lie grade hai, knolege hai, dimag hai paisa hai, tumhare pas kya hai? . . naresh kanodia: Bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi, Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata… Wo ye hai ki.. Titanic ki puri shooting Rajnikanth ke BATHTAB mein hui thi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Basketball player to RAJNIKANT: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u ??? . . rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury.. How ?? . . . Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya. Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila? kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Who is the first indians to use 4G ????? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . har baar rajnikanth nhi hota hai ? he is anil kapoor!!!!! aG, oG , loo G , suno G...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl- Ek chutki Sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Rajni Babu...;-( Rajnikanth-0.00000000000007892724576 Rs.per grm.... mind it..;-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rajnikant & A Girl were playing Cards (Teen Patti), Rajnikant had 3 Ekkas (AAA) but cud not win, Why? . . Bcoz the Girl had 3 Rajnikants..
    • 9 years ago



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  • A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
    • 9 years ago



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  • tufani andheri raat me 12 baje kabristan k jungle me 1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha . "ghabra mat,sb vahem hai, koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota"
    • 9 years ago



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