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Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend Infront of a kid. Now the kid is known as... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Emran hashmi.:)

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Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!

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Rajnikant – Aaj mere Kutte ne and a diya.... . . Big B – Kutta kab se anda dene laga?... . . Rajnikant – Ye Rajni ka style hai. Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai…

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What Would Have Happened If Rajnikant Was Born 150 years Ago ???????????? . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . Britishers Would Have Fought For Independence !!!!!!!!!

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Graham bell invented telephone & went for tea... ... ... ... When he returned . . ... ... There were 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth.

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People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Rajinikanth Updates Status Via Calculator!

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Amma: Beta Rajni, apne solar heater se garam pani nahi aa raha hai ? . . . . Rajnikant- yanna raskala,ruko amma suraj theek kar k aata hu.. :-)

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Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.

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1. Once Rajnikanth scanned anti-virus. 2. Once Rajnikanth taught a child to speak very fast english, that child is today kn as famous rapper eminem. 3. Oxford can give any word meaning but rajnikanth can give meaning of oxford. 4. Rajnikanth does not laugh on jokes, jokes get serious on him. 5. Rajnikanth once drank liquor and took with, now liquor got higher and which is now unconscious

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Once Rajnikanth hit a boy on the nose.., . . . . . . . . . . That boy 2day is known as, ‘Himesh Reshammiya’!!

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Arey O, KisNe BOLa ki Rajni*Sir kucH bHi kAr SAktE Hai..? . . NAHI!! . . *Q-ki wOh AgAr kUCh bHi kAr PatE tO APNe tAKLe pE kHUd bAAL Ugatey*

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RECENTLY there was a fight between Rajnikant and a Tiger.. . . Surprise, . . . surprise . . . Rajnikanth ran away from there Why ?? . . . . To Save the Tiger.. Only 1400 are left! Otherwise u know Rajnikant...

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Rajnikant & A Girl were playing Cards (Teen Patti), Rajnikant had 3 Ekkas (AAA) but cud not win, Why? . . Bcoz the Girl had 3 Rajnikants..

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Question: What is the moral of Rajnikant’s movie “ROBOT Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti hai.

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World Cup 2015 Groups Group A: Pak, India, Srilanka, Aus, NZ, West Indies, SA, Eng, Ban, Zimbabwe, Canada Ireland Group B: Rajnikanth

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The day ROBOT was released, Rajnikanth gave Times of India a rating of 4 stars Some actors set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets deskmarks.

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Rajnikant: Aaj Mere Kutte Ne Anda Diya. Big B: Kutta Kab Se Anda Dene Laga? Rajnikant: Ye Rajni Ka Style Hai. Maine Apni Murgi Ka Naam Kutta Rakha Hai

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Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.

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Rajnikant Savare Uthine Morning Walk Ma NIkryo, Bapore U.S Police Tene Pakdi Lidho... . . Kem Ke Te Visa Vagar Chalto- Chalto America Pochi Gayo Hato.

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Long ago, Men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called SAINTS! Now they are called HUSBANDS!

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