1ce James Bond shoots a prsn & say
I m Bond, James Bond.
Climax-
Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n’ Bond dies d prsn says-
I m Kant, Rajnikant.
RECENTLY there was a fight between
Rajnikant and a Tiger..
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Surprise,
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surprise
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Rajnikanth ran away from there
Why ??
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To Save the Tiger.. Only 1400 are left!
Otherwise u know Rajnikant...
- Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
- Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
- Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
- Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV
Someone offered a Mobile phone to RAJINI... He simply refused the offer... And that brand became the most famous mobile Company...
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Its "NoKia"
bcauz RAJINI ne usko no kia... :)
- When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
आधे घंटे बाद शादी की पार्टी में आसमान से एक उड़नतश्तरी उतरी। उसमे से एक एलियन बाहर आया और हाथ जोड़ के रजनीकांत से बोला, “सर, प्लीज आवाज कम कर लीजिये, कल मेरे बच्चे का एग्जाम