- When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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once Rajnikant opened a junior college...
and name of the college was.
Rajnikant Institute of Technology for Management of Law in Medical.
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Once Rajnikanth teachs a kid
How to open the door without Ringing the bell
Now that kid is know as Cid inspector Daya.
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Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?
Anyone guess
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The Great Khali.
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People Who Set Questions
For CAT Paper..
Will Have To Pass RAT Paper
From This Year Onwards..
RAT PAPER:
(RAJANIKANT APTITUDE TEST)
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People who set questions for
CAT paper will have to pass RAT paper from this year onwards.
RAT paper: Rajnikant Aptitude Test!!!
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, New Whatsapp Status
Doctor on phone-
Mere Bachhe ko current laga hai, mai kya karu?
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Doc- Pehle Aap Bhagwan ko shukriya karein ki apke yaha bijli aa rahi hai....
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Rajnikant ka 1 rupaye balcony se
gir gaya
Rajnikant niche pahuncha toh
userupaya nai mila
kyo??
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Rajnikant ek rupaye se pehle niche
pahunch gaya tha
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Pata he zyada ho gaya -_-
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TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata…
Wo ye hai ki..
Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATHTAB mein hui thi.
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Rajnikant and a girl were playing cards,
rajnikant had 3 ekkas (AAA) but could not win,why?….
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Becoz the girl had 3 Rajnikants:)
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Rajnikant ko IPL ki team Chennai superking ka
coach banaya gaya.
Result- CSK Won Fifa world cup,Cricket world cup,
Australian open, & WWE :)
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did the BRITISH leave INDIA in 1947...???
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Because they came to know that a baby named RAJNIKANTH was about to be born in 1949...;)
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Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi Thi ?
Kaliya: Sarkar 1
Gabbar: Aur Tum ?
Kaliya: 100
Gabbar: Fir Whi Wapis Paa Gye Wo
Bhi Khali Hath, Kon Tha Woh ?
Kaliya: RAJNIKANT
Gabbar: Opps! Sorry Bhai!!
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Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donatekiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?
Anyone guess
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The Great Khali.
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Ricky ponting is visiting every church in Australia
only to Thank God that
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Rajnikant is not in INDIAN CRICKET TEAM.!!
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Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss...
The next day announcement was made...
Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye..
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Girl- Ek chutki Sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Rajni Babu...;-(
Rajnikanth-0.00000000000007892724576 Rs.per grm....
mind it..;-)
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barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah
barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah
Are aage kya hua?
Hona kya tha
"RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum.
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