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  • once James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond. climax:~ but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies the person says “i m kanth, rajnikanth”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ram aur Ravan ladai kr rhe the. Ravan- chal mai ja rha hu, bye. Ram- kyu? Dar gya Ravan- abe! Piche dkh rajnikant aa rha h
    • 10 years ago



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  • आधे घंटे बाद शादी की पार्टी में आसमान से एक उड़नतश्तरी उतरी। उसमे से एक एलियन बाहर आया और हाथ जोड़ के रजनीकांत से बोला, “सर, प्लीज आवाज कम कर लीजिये, कल मेरे बच्चे का एग्जाम
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikant: mere pas admision k lie grade hai, knolege hai, dimag hai paisa hai, tumhare pas kya hai? . . naresh kanodia: Bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ek Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje ek bhoot doosre bhoot ko samja raha tha ghabra mat.... Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h koi Rajnikant- vajnikantnai nahi hota....:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Someone offered a Mobile phone to RAJINI... He simply refused the offer... And that brand became the most famous mobile Company... . . . Its "NoKia" bcauz RAJINI ne usko no kia... :)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikant enters Big Boss 4! .. ... .. ... Next day... ... "Rajnikant chahte hai ki Big Boss Confession Room me aaye...!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Worldcup 2014 schedule GROUP A AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA …GROUP B IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND. GROUP C RAJNIKANTH….
    • 10 years ago



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  • Basketball player to RAJNIKANT: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u ??? . . rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikanth does not need a visa 2 travel abroad, he jumps from the tallest building in chennai holds himself in d air while d earth rotates.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikant ka 1 rupaye balcony se gir gaya Rajnikant niche pahuncha toh userupaya nai mila kyo?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rajnikant ek rupaye se pehle niche pahunch gaya tha . . . Pata he zyada ho gaya -_-
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya. Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila? kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikant power.!!! The box office collection of the movie TEES MAAR KHAN, ... was less then.... ... ... ... ... parking collection of ROBOT..!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Long ago, Men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called SAINTS! Now they are called HUSBANDS!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikant: Aaj Mere Kutte Ne Anda Diya. Big B: Kutta Kab Se Anda Dene Laga? Rajnikant: Ye Rajni Ka Style Hai. Maine Apni Murgi Ka Naam Kutta Rakha Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bacha:" DAD aapko pata chale ki Me 1st Division me paas hua to aap ko kesa Lage ga..??? . . . . . DAD:" Mai to khushi se Pagal ho Jaun ga.. . . . . Bacha:" Basss,, isi Darr se Me Fail ho gya... PA1
    • 10 years ago



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