Dhoom 3
John,Hirtik nad Aamir on bike with speed of 200 km-hr
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Rajinikanth overtakes them with Bicycle and says
"Beta save fuel... Use cycle"
ek Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje ek bhoot doosre bhoot ko samja raha tha ghabra mat....
Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h koi Rajnikant- vajnikantnai nahi hota....:)
1ce James Bond shoots a prsn & say
I m Bond, James Bond.
Climax-
Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n’ Bond dies d prsn says-
I m Kant, Rajnikant.
1. Once Rajnikanth scanned anti-virus.
2. Once Rajnikanth taught a child to speak very fast english, that child is today kn as famous rapper eminem.
3. Oxford can give any word meaning but rajnikanth can give meaning of oxford.
4. Rajnikanth does not laugh on jokes, jokes get serious on him.
5. Rajnikanth once drank liquor and took with, now liquor got higher and which is now unconscious
Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya.
Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind
Ek baar Rajnikant ne itna jor se paada, ki paad ke sath kuch dane baahar aa gaye.
aaj wahi dane market me Rs.6 ke milte hai.
naam hai..
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Rajni Gandha:)
one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars.
they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
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rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth...
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and
that you will be handicapped if you park there.