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  • 1 Bar Narad Ji Ne Kuch Aisa Dekha K Wo Behosh Ho Gaye,, . . . . . Takat Pane K Liye Hanumanji Rajanikant Chalisa Padh Rahe The..
    • 10 years ago



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  • When I was in school, someone stole my rough notes of english, And now they call it. "OXFORD DICTIONARY" Crazy People..! . By: Rajnikant..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Basketball player to RAJNIKANT: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u ??? . . rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it..
    • 10 years ago



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  • आधे घंटे बाद शादी की पार्टी में आसमान से एक उड़नतश्तरी उतरी। उसमे से एक एलियन बाहर आया और हाथ जोड़ के रजनीकांत से बोला, “सर, प्लीज आवाज कम कर लीजिये, कल मेरे बच्चे का एग्जाम
    • 10 years ago



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  • Highlight of the year 2050….!!! 1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22. 2. Golmaal 15 isready for release. 3. I will play the next world cup –Sachin Tendulkar. 4. Shahid & Saif attended Kareena’s 8th wedding. 5.Petrol – Rs 1984/ litre.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jaante hai? Anyone guess . . . The Great Khali. By - sharique[HAIDAR NAGAR]
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi Thi ? Kaliya: Sarkar 1 Gabbar: Aur Tum ? Kaliya: 100 Gabbar: Fir Whi Wapis Paa Gye Wo Bhi Khali Hath, Kon Tha Woh ? Kaliya: RAJNIKANT Gabbar: Opps! Sorry Bhai!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Graham bell invented telephone & went for tea... ... ... ... When he returned . . ... ... There were 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kal pure INDIA me 3 hour ke liye light chali jayegi~ ... Pata Hai Kyu? . Kyuki. . . Rajnikant mobile charge karega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Breaking News: Aaje Ek Train Cycle Sathe Japet Ma Aavi Gai . Train Ma Bethel Badha Loko Mari Gaya.. . Cycle Driver "RAJNIKANT" Farrar..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dhoom 3 John,Hirtik nad Aamir on bike with speed of 200 km-hr . . . & . . Rajinikanth overtakes them with Bicycle and says "Beta save fuel... Use cycle"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ricky ponting is visiting every church in Australia only to Thank God that . . . . Rajnikant is not in INDIAN CRICKET TEAM.!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
    • 10 years ago



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  • barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah Are aage kya hua? Hona kya tha "RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum.
    • 10 years ago



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  • - When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. - Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
    • 10 years ago



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