Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?
Anyone guess
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The Great Khali.
one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars.
they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
that
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rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth...
Rajnikant: mere pas admision k lie grade hai,
knolege hai,
dimag hai
paisa hai,
tumhare pas kya hai?
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naresh kanodia: Bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6.
Ek Var Rajnikante Stock Market Ma Rupiya Rokya.
Vicharo Shu Thayu Hashe?
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Biju Shu Thay Gaya Paisa Ena,
Rajni Hoy Ke Ena Bapa Ahiya Koinu Na Chale.
Ek Bar Rajnikant Ka 10 Rs Ka Note
3rd Floor Se Niche Gir Gaya.
Jab Wo Niche Aya To Wo Note Nahi Mila.
Kyou Kyonki Wo Note Girne Se Pehle
Rajinikant Niche Pahonch Chuka Tha.
Highlight of the year 2050….!!! 1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22. 2. Golmaal 15 isready for release. 3. I will play the next world cup –Sachin Tendulkar. 4. Shahid & Saif attended Kareena’s 8th wedding. 5.Petrol – Rs 1984/ litre.
Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u ???
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rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it..