Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
.
.
.
Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
.
.
.
Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P
Rajnikant ka 1 rupaye balcony se
gir gaya
Rajnikant niche pahuncha toh
userupaya nai mila
kyo??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Rajnikant ek rupaye se pehle niche
pahunch gaya tha
.
.
.
Pata he zyada ho gaya -_-
Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
Ek baar Rajnikant ne itna jor se paada, ki paad ke sath kuch dane baahar aa gaye.
aaj wahi dane market me Rs.6 ke milte hai.
naam hai..
.
.
.
Rajni Gandha:)
- Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
- Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
- Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
- Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV