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  • did the BRITISH leave INDIA in 1947...??? . . . . Because they came to know that a baby named RAJNIKANTH was about to be born in 1949...;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • आधे घंटे बाद शादी की पार्टी में आसमान से एक उड़नतश्तरी उतरी। उसमे से एक एलियन बाहर आया और हाथ जोड़ के रजनीकांत से बोला, “सर, प्लीज आवाज कम कर लीजिये, कल मेरे बच्चे का एग्जाम
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ricky ponting is visiting every church in Australia only to Thank God that . . . . Rajnikant is not in INDIAN CRICKET TEAM.!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once upon a time rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeths. . . . . . . . Now that powder is used as “CEMENT”..:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Makan Ma AAG Lagi Public: Andar Koik 6, Ene jaldi bahar Kadho Rajnikant Aag Ma Kudi andar Gyo Andar jaine Joyu to Naresh Kanodia Havan karto hato.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bar Rajnikant Ka 10 Rs Ka Note 3rd Floor Se Niche Gir Gaya. Jab Wo Niche Aya To Wo Note Nahi Mila. Kyou Kyonki Wo Note Girne Se Pehle Rajinikant Niche Pahonch Chuka Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • When I was in school, someone stole my rough notes of english, And now they call it. "OXFORD DICTIONARY" Crazy People..! . By: Rajnikant..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • - When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. - Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya. . . . Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga? . . . Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai. Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donatekiya pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai? Anyone guess . . . The Great Khali.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar Rajnikanth ki bhagwan aur bhoot se ladaai hui.. . . . . . . . . . . Result- Aaj bhagwan upar hai aur bhoot gayab hai.. ;) :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Basketball player to RAJNIKANT: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u ??? . . rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Who is the first indians to use 4G ????? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . har baar rajnikanth nhi hota hai ? he is anil kapoor!!!!! aG, oG , loo G , suno G...
    • 10 years ago



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  • People Who Set Questions For CAT Paper.. Will Have To Pass RAT Paper From This Year Onwards.. RAT PAPER: (RAJANIKANT APTITUDE TEST)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dhoom 3 John,Hirtik nad Aamir on bike with speed of 200 km-hr . . . & . . Rajinikanth overtakes them with Bicycle and says "Beta save fuel... Use cycle"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Amma: Beta Rajni, apne solar heater se garam pani nahi aa raha hai ? . . . . Rajnikant- yanna raskala,ruko amma suraj theek kar k aata hu.. :-)
    • 10 years ago



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