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  • Ek Var Rajnikante Stock Market Ma Rupiya Rokya. Vicharo Shu Thayu Hashe? . . . Biju Shu Thay Gaya Paisa Ena, Rajni Hoy Ke Ena Bapa Ahiya Koinu Na Chale.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl- Ek chutki Sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Rajni Babu...;-( Rajnikanth-0.00000000000007892724576 Rs.per grm.... mind it..;-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • In 2010, Rajnikanth released a film named Robot . . . The history will repeat, . . In 3010, Robots will release a film named Rajnikanth.
    • 10 years ago



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  • The best so far on Rajni... Shnkr bhagwan: Mera Trishul Kahan hai? Parvti: Rajnikant le gaya... Shnkr: Kyun? Parvti: Maggi khane ke liye
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Var CID Officer Daya Darwajo Todava Gayo, Pan Jindgi Ma Peli Var Tenathi Darwajo Na Tutyo, Thodi Var Pachhi Andar Thi Awaj Aavyo... . . Aa RAJNIKANT Nu Ghar Chhe.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikant: mere pas admision k lie grade hai, knolege hai, dimag hai paisa hai, tumhare pas kya hai? . . naresh kanodia: Bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya. . . . Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga? . . . Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai. Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • रजनीकांत: आज मेरे कुत्ते ने अण्डा दिया. बिग-बी: कुत्ते कब से अण्डा देने लगे??? रजनीकांत: ये रजनी की स्टाइल है. मैंने अपनी मुर्गी का नाम कुत्ता रखा है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • - When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. - Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
    • 10 years ago



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  • N0kia is expected 2 launch N0KIA R-1 ... "Rajnikanth" series in 2011 With 10 sims at a time 500GB memory 320 M.pixels camera. TV,Fridge,AC & Car in 1 mobile...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arey O, KisNe BOLa ki Rajni*Sir kucH bHi kAr SAktE Hai..? . . NAHI!! . . *Q-ki wOh AgAr kUCh bHi kAr PatE tO APNe tAKLe pE kHUd bAAL Ugatey*
    • 10 years ago



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  • When I was in school, someone stole my rough notes of english, And now they call it. "OXFORD DICTIONARY" Crazy People..! . By: Rajnikant..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • People Who Set Questions For CAT Paper.. Will Have To Pass RAT Paper From This Year Onwards.. RAT PAPER: (RAJANIKANT APTITUDE TEST)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikanth does not need a visa 2 travel abroad, he jumps from the tallest building in chennai holds himself in d air while d earth rotates.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho Boy:Ha Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
    • 10 years ago



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