- Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
- Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
- Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
- Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV
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once Rajnikant opened a junior college...
and name of the college was.
Rajnikant Institute of Technology for Management of Law in Medical.
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People Who Set Questions
For CAT Paper..
Will Have To Pass RAT Paper
From This Year Onwards..
RAT PAPER:
(RAJANIKANT APTITUDE TEST)
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Ek baar Rajnikanth ki bhagwan aur bhoot se ladaai hui..
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Result- Aaj bhagwan upar hai aur bhoot gayab hai.. ;) :
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barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah
barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah
Are aage kya hua?
Hona kya tha
"RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum.
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Once Rajnikanth teachs a kid
How to open the door without Ringing the bell
Now that kid is know as Cid inspector Daya.
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Amma: Beta Rajni, apne solar heater se garam pani nahi aa raha hai ?
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Rajnikant- yanna raskala,ruko amma suraj theek kar k aata hu.. :-)
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Ek Baar Rajnikanth Ne Ek Ladke Aur ladki Ko kiss Kiya,
Wo aajkal Emraan Hashmi aur Mallika Sherawat Ke Naam Se Jaane Jate hain.
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, New Whatsapp Status
Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi Thi ?
Kaliya: Sarkar 1
Gabbar: Aur Tum ?
Kaliya: 100
Gabbar: Fir Whi Wapis Paa Gye Wo
Bhi Khali Hath, Kon Tha Woh ?
Kaliya: RAJNIKANT
Gabbar: Opps! Sorry Bhai!!
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ek Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje ek bhoot doosre bhoot ko samja raha tha ghabra mat....
Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h koi Rajnikant- vajnikantnai nahi hota....:)
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In 2010, Rajnikanth released a film named Robot
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The history will repeat,
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In 3010,
Robots will release a film named Rajnikanth.
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Rajnikanth does not need a visa 2 travel abroad,
he jumps from the
tallest building in chennai holds himself in d air while d earth
rotates.
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1 Bar Narad Ji Ne Kuch Aisa Dekha K Wo Behosh Ho Gaye,,
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Takat Pane K Liye
Hanumanji Rajanikant Chalisa Padh Rahe The..
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TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata...
wo ye hai ki...
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Titanic ki puri shooting
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Rajnikanth k BATH TAB me hui thi...
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Rajnikanth went 2 world cookin championship
of course rajni won.
But
guess
what did he make in final???
Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.
Rajni rocks
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Who is the first indians to use 4G ?????
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har baar rajnikanth nhi hota hai ? he is anil kapoor!!!!!
aG, oG , loo G , suno G...
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and
that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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1 Var CID Officer Daya Darwajo Todava Gayo,
Pan Jindgi Ma Peli Var Tenathi Darwajo Na Tutyo,
Thodi Var Pachhi Andar Thi Awaj Aavyo...
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Aa RAJNIKANT Nu Ghar Chhe.
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Girl- Ek chutki Sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Rajni Babu...;-(
Rajnikanth-0.00000000000007892724576 Rs.per grm....
mind it..;-)
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