Rajnikanth Jokes

Rajnikanth does not need a visa 2 travel abroad, he jumps from the tallest building in chennai holds himself in d air while d earth rotates.

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Rajnikant on kbc",- Amitabhji- Rajniji ke lie pehla quistion pes kia jae... On camputer screen- cn i use life line....?

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In 2010, Rajnikanth released a film named Robot . . . The history will repeat, . . In 3010, Robots will release a film named Rajnikanth.

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ek baar rajnikath ne powder liya tha apne daat ko mazbuut karne keliye aaj woh powder ambuja cement ke naam se jaana jaata hein..

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Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants, 2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo Why? To Play chess!!!!!!

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Once upon a time rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeths. . . . . . . . Now that powder is used as “CEMENT”..:)

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Rajnikant and a girl were playing cards, rajnikant had 3 ekkas (AAA) but could not win,why?…. . . . . . . . Becoz the girl had 3 Rajnikants:)

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Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho Boy:Ha Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi.

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Question: What is the moral of Rajnikant’s movie “ROBOT Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti hai.

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Ram aur Ravan ladai kr rhe the. Ravan- chal mai ja rha hu, bye. Ram- kyu? Dar gya Ravan- abe! Piche dkh rajnikant aa rha h

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Q- Jis din aakhri Rajnikanth PJ mara jayega us din ko kya kahenge?.................. A- Rajini Ka Ant !!...

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Arey O, KisNe BOLa ki Rajni*Sir kucH bHi kAr SAktE Hai..? . . NAHI!! . . *Q-ki wOh AgAr kUCh bHi kAr PatE tO APNe tAKLe pE kHUd bAAL Ugatey*

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1 Bar Narad Ji Ne Kuch Aisa Dekha K Wo Behosh Ho Gaye,, . . . . . Takat Pane K Liye Hanumanji Rajanikant Chalisa Padh Rahe The..

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Ek Baar Rajnikath Ne Powder Liya Tha Apne Daat Ko Mazbuut Karne Keliye Aaj Woh Powder Ambuja Cement Ke Naam Se Jaana Jaata Hein.

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What travels faster then sound . . . . Its "Light" . .. I know u all were expecting it to be "Rajnikant" His speed cannot b measured...

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tufani andheri raat me 12 baje kabristan k jungle me 1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha . "ghabra mat,sb vahem hai, koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota"

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Worldcup 2014 schedule GROUP A AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA …GROUP B IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND. GROUP C RAJNIKANTH….

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Rajnikant – Aaj mere Kutte ne and a diya.... . . Big B – Kutta kab se anda dene laga?... . . Rajnikant – Ye Rajni ka style hai. Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai…

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Ek baar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jaante hai? Anyone guess . . . The Great Khali. By - sharique[HAIDAR NAGAR]

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Once Rajanikant decided to stare at the Sun The sun got scared and hid itself behind the Moon Later this situation was named as . . . . . . SOLAR ECLIPSE.

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