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Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!

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ek Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje ek bhoot doosre bhoot ko samja raha tha ghabra mat.... Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h koi Rajnikant- vajnikantnai nahi hota....:)

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Teacher: What Sort Of Animal Is A Slug? Mohan: A Snail With A Housing Problem!

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Rajnikant enters Big Boss 4! .. ... .. ... Next day... ... "Rajnikant chahte hai ki Big Boss Confession Room me aaye...!"

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Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner? . . . . . . To play carrom!!

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Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss... The next day announcement was made... Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye..

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Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya. . . . Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga? . . . Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai. Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P

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Breaking News.... . Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book. . And Voldemort himself is the 8th horcrux of Ranjinikanth...

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The statement "nobody can cheat death" is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.

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Ek Bar Rajnikant Ka 10 Rs Ka Note 3rd Floor Se Niche Gir Gaya. Jab Wo Niche Aya To Wo Note Nahi Mila. Kyou Kyonki Wo Note Girne Se Pehle Rajinikant Niche Pahonch Chuka Tha.

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When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

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Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.

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Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi Thi ? Kaliya: Sarkar 1 Gabbar: Aur Tum ? Kaliya: 100 Gabbar: Fir Whi Wapis Paa Gye Wo Bhi Khali Hath, Kon Tha Woh ? Kaliya: RAJNIKANT Gabbar: Opps! Sorry Bhai!!

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If you Google search "Rajnikant Getting kicked" you will generate zero results. It just does not happen.

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Ek baar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jaante hai? Anyone guess . . . The Great Khali. By - sharique[HAIDAR NAGAR]

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Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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The statement "nobody can cheat death" is a personal insult to Rajinikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.

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Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog ........ Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking in India!

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Someone offered a Mobile phone to RAJINI... He simply refused the offer... And that brand became the most famous mobile Company... . . . Its "NoKia" bcauz RAJINI ne usko no kia... :)

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Toofani anderi raat mein... kabristan ke andere jungle mein.. ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha.. . . . . . . . . . . . . "gabra mat sab beham aur afwaah hai.. Koi rajnikant bajnikant nahi hota

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