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Ek Baar Rajnikath Ne Powder Liya Tha Apne Daat Ko Mazbuut Karne Keliye Aaj Woh Powder Ambuja Cement Ke Naam Se Jaana Jaata Hein.

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Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.

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Q- Jis din aakhri Rajnikanth PJ mara jayega us din ko kya kahenge?.................. A- Rajini Ka Ant !!...

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People Who Set Questions For CAT Paper.. Will Have To Pass RAT Paper From This Year Onwards.. RAT PAPER: (RAJANIKANT APTITUDE TEST)

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Gelileo used moon light to study, Einstein used candle to study, Newton used lamp to study but the GREAT RAJNI used only AGARBATTI to study.

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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

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Once a beggar was singing on a road. Rajnikant got impressed and give him his Gold ornaments. Today that beggar is known as . . "Bappi Lehri...":

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Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants, 2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo Why? To Play chess!!!!!!

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People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Rajinikanth Updates Status Via Calculator!

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CID vs RAJNIKANT: Wo hum pe, hum unpe marne lage, . wo hum pe, hum unpe marne lage, . ACP-Daya pata karo log hume chhodh kar RAJNIKANT k msg kyo karne lage???

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Doctor on phone- Mere Bachhe ko current laga hai, mai kya karu? . . . Doc- Pehle Aap Bhagwan ko shukriya karein ki apke yaha bijli aa rahi hai....

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Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donatekiya pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai? Anyone guess . . . The Great Khali.

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Premika- Lal Quila red kyon hai? Premi- Kyon ki Rajnikanth ne paan kha ke uspe thuka tha. Aur ab ye mat puchna Taj Mahal white..kyo hai???

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Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Rajnikant ka 1 rupaye balcony se gir gaya Rajnikant niche pahuncha toh userupaya nai mila kyo?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rajnikant ek rupaye se pehle niche pahunch gaya tha . . . Pata he zyada ho gaya -_-

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Teacher: What Sort Of Animal Is A Slug? Mohan: A Snail With A Housing Problem!

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The statement "nobody can cheat death" is a personal insult to Rajinikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.

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If you Google search "Rajnikant Getting kicked" you will generate zero results. It just does not happen.

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tufani andheri raat me 12 baje kabristan k jungle me 1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha . "ghabra mat,sb vahem hai, koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota"

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Worldcup 2014 schedule GROUP A AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA …GROUP B IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND. GROUP C RAJNIKANTH….

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