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  • Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
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  • The day ROBOT was released, Rajnikanth gave Times of India a rating of 4 stars Some actors set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets deskmarks.
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  • CID vs RAJNIKANT: Wo hum pe, hum unpe marne lage, . wo hum pe, hum unpe marne lage, . ACP-Daya pata karo log hume chhodh kar RAJNIKANT k msg kyo karne lage???
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  • Breaking News: Aaje Ek Train Cycle Sathe Japet Ma Aavi Gai . Train Ma Bethel Badha Loko Mari Gaya.. . Cycle Driver "RAJNIKANT" Farrar..!
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  • ek Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje ek bhoot doosre bhoot ko samja raha tha ghabra mat.... Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h koi Rajnikant- vajnikantnai nahi hota....:)
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  • IN 2010 rajinikant released A Film ka named ROBOT . . . . . . . . . . The history is repeat . . . . . . IN 3010 Robot is will Released A Film named Rajikant
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  • Question: What is the moral of Rajnikant’s movie “ROBOT Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti hai.
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  • Amma: Beta Rajni, apne solar heater se garam pani nahi aa raha hai ? . . . . Rajnikant- yanna raskala,ruko amma suraj theek kar k aata hu.. :-)
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  • 1. Once Rajnikanth scanned anti-virus. 2. Once Rajnikanth taught a child to speak very fast english, that child is today kn as famous rapper eminem. 3. Oxford can give any word meaning but rajnikanth can give meaning of oxford. 4. Rajnikanth does not laugh on jokes, jokes get serious on him. 5. Rajnikanth once drank liquor and took with, now liquor got higher and which is now unconscious
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  • Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana. Adhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or Alien Nikal Kr Bola Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye Mere Bete Ka Kl Exam H.
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  • Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya. Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila? kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind
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  • 1 Var CID Officer Daya Darwajo Todava Gayo, Pan Jindgi Ma Peli Var Tenathi Darwajo Na Tutyo, Thodi Var Pachhi Andar Thi Awaj Aavyo... . . Aa RAJNIKANT Nu Ghar Chhe.
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  • Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
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  • Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss... The next day announcement was made... Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye..
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  • Once Rajnikanth teachs a kid How to open the door without Ringing the bell Now that kid is know as Cid inspector Daya.
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