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  • Rajnikant: Aaj Mere Kutte Ne Anda Diya. Big B: Kutta Kab Se Anda Dene Laga? Rajnikant: Ye Rajni Ka Style Hai. Maine Apni Murgi Ka Naam Kutta Rakha Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah ! ! ! ! ! Are aage kya hua? ? ? ? ? Hona kya tha.. ! ! ! ! ! "RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum..:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah Are aage kya hua? Hona kya tha "RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once a beggar was singing on a road. Rajnikant got impressed and give him his Gold ornaments. Today that beggar is known as . . "Bappi Lehri...":
    • 10 years ago



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  • Graham bell invented telephone & went for tea... ... ... ... When he returned . . ... ... There were 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth.
    • 10 years ago



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  • - Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile. - Rajnikant can slam a revolving door. - Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost. - Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV
    • 10 years ago



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  • Basketball player to RAJNIKANT: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u ??? . . rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Premika- Lal Quila red kyon hai? Premi- Kyon ki Rajnikanth ne paan kha ke uspe thuka tha. Aur ab ye mat puchna Taj Mahal white..kyo hai???
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 var Rajnikant Swimming karva Hind Mahasagar Pahochyo Tarta Tarta Madh Dariye Pahochyo Tya tene Joyu K Naresh Kanodia Shark(Fish) ne Mamra Khavdavto hato.
    • 10 years ago



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  • - When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. - Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donatekiya pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai? Anyone guess . . . The Great Khali.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi Thi ? Kaliya: Sarkar 1 Gabbar: Aur Tum ? Kaliya: 100 Gabbar: Fir Whi Wapis Paa Gye Wo Bhi Khali Hath, Kon Tha Woh ? Kaliya: RAJNIKANT Gabbar: Opps! Sorry Bhai!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend Infront of a kid. Now the kid is known as... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Emran hashmi.:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Toofani anderi raat mein... kabristan ke andere jungle mein.. ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha.. . . . . . . . . . . . . "gabra mat sab beham aur afwaah hai.. Koi rajnikant bajnikant nahi hota
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai? Anyone guess . . . The Great Khali.
    • 10 years ago



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  • What Would Have Happened If Rajnikant Was Born 150 years Ago ???????????? . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . Britishers Would Have Fought For Independence !!!!!!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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