Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
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Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
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Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P
N0kia is expected 2 launch N0KIA R-1
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"Rajnikanth" series in 2011 With 10 sims at a time
500GB memory 320 M.pixels camera.
TV,Fridge,AC & Car in 1 mobile...
Rajnikant: mere pas admision k lie grade hai,
knolege hai,
dimag hai
paisa hai,
tumhare pas kya hai?
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naresh kanodia: Bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6.
- Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
- Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
- Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
- Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV
Ek Bar Rajnikant Ka 10 Rs Ka Note
3rd Floor Se Niche Gir Gaya.
Jab Wo Niche Aya To Wo Note Nahi Mila.
Kyou Kyonki Wo Note Girne Se Pehle
Rajinikant Niche Pahonch Chuka Tha.
1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy, he kicked him so
hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom
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today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"