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  • Ek Var Rajnikante Stock Market Ma Rupiya Rokya. Vicharo Shu Thayu Hashe? . . . Biju Shu Thay Gaya Paisa Ena, Rajni Hoy Ke Ena Bapa Ahiya Koinu Na Chale.
    • 10 years ago



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  • In 2010, Rajnikanth released a film named Robot . . . The history will repeat, . . In 3010, Robots will release a film named Rajnikanth.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikant enters Big Boss 4! .. ... .. ... Next day... ... "Rajnikant chahte hai ki Big Boss Confession Room me aaye...!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi, Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata... wo ye hai ki... ... Titanic ki puri shooting . . . . Rajnikanth k BATH TAB me hui thi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi, Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata… Wo ye hai ki.. Titanic ki puri shooting Rajnikanth ke BATHTAB mein hui thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • did the BRITISH leave INDIA in 1947...??? . . . . Because they came to know that a baby named RAJNIKANTH was about to be born in 1949...;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 var Rajnikant Swimming karva Hind Mahasagar Pahochyo Tarta Tarta Madh Dariye Pahochyo Tya tene Joyu K Naresh Kanodia Shark(Fish) ne Mamra Khavdavto hato.
    • 10 years ago



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  • World Cup 2015 Groups Group A: Pak, India, Srilanka, Aus, NZ, West Indies, SA, Eng, Ban, Zimbabwe, Canada Ireland Group B: Rajnikanth
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1. Once Rajnikanth scanned anti-virus. 2. Once Rajnikanth taught a child to speak very fast english, that child is today kn as famous rapper eminem. 3. Oxford can give any word meaning but rajnikanth can give meaning of oxford. 4. Rajnikanth does not laugh on jokes, jokes get serious on him. 5. Rajnikanth once drank liquor and took with, now liquor got higher and which is now unconscious
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai? Anyone guess . . . The Great Khali.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikant & A Girl were playing Cards (Teen Patti), Rajnikant had 3 Ekkas (AAA) but cud not win, Why? . . Bcoz the Girl had 3 Rajnikants..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once upon a time rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeths. . . . . . . . Now that powder is used as “CEMENT”..:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • - Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile. - Rajnikant can slam a revolving door. - Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost. - Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV
    • 10 years ago



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  • ek Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje ek bhoot doosre bhoot ko samja raha tha ghabra mat.... Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h koi Rajnikant- vajnikantnai nahi hota....:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Var CID Officer Daya Darwajo Todava Gayo, Pan Jindgi Ma Peli Var Tenathi Darwajo Na Tutyo, Thodi Var Pachhi Andar Thi Awaj Aavyo... . . Aa RAJNIKANT Nu Ghar Chhe.
    • 10 years ago



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