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  • Rajnikant and a girl were playing cards, rajnikant had 3 ekkas (AAA) but could not win,why?…. . . . . . . . Becoz the girl had 3 Rajnikants:)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rajnikant – Aaj mere Kutte ne and a diya.... . . Big B – Kutta kab se anda dene laga?... . . Rajnikant – Ye Rajni ka style hai. Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai…
    • 9 years ago



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  • A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Bar Rajnikant Ka 10 Rs Ka Note 3rd Floor Se Niche Gir Gaya. Jab Wo Niche Aya To Wo Note Nahi Mila. Kyou Kyonki Wo Note Girne Se Pehle Rajinikant Niche Pahonch Chuka Tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Once upon a time rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeths. . . . . . . . Now that powder is used as “CEMENT”..:)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Doctor on phone- Mere Bachhe ko current laga hai, mai kya karu? . . . Doc- Pehle Aap Bhagwan ko shukriya karein ki apke yaha bijli aa rahi hai....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rajnikant ko IPL ki team Chennai superking ka coach banaya gaya. Result- CSK Won Fifa world cup,Cricket world cup, Australian open, & WWE :)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Makan Ma AAG Lagi Public: Andar Koik 6, Ene jaldi bahar Kadho Rajnikant Aag Ma Kudi andar Gyo Andar jaine Joyu to Naresh Kanodia Havan karto hato.
    • 9 years ago



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  • barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah ! ! ! ! ! Are aage kya hua? ? ? ? ? Hona kya tha.. ! ! ! ! ! "RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum..:D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rajnikanth went 2 world cookin championship of course rajni won. But guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer. Rajni rocks
    • 9 years ago



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  • Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi Thi ? Kaliya: Sarkar 1 Gabbar: Aur Tum ? Kaliya: 100 Gabbar: Fir Whi Wapis Paa Gye Wo Bhi Khali Hath, Kon Tha Woh ? Kaliya: RAJNIKANT Gabbar: Opps! Sorry Bhai!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • The day ROBOT was released, Rajnikanth gave Times of India a rating of 4 stars Some actors set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets deskmarks.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bacha:" DAD aapko pata chale ki Me 1st Division me paas hua to aap ko kesa Lage ga..??? . . . . . DAD:" Mai to khushi se Pagal ho Jaun ga.. . . . . Bacha:" Basss,, isi Darr se Me Fail ho gya... PA1
    • 9 years ago



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  • N0kia is expected 2 launch N0KIA R-1 ... "Rajnikanth" series in 2011 With 10 sims at a time 500GB memory 320 M.pixels camera. TV,Fridge,AC & Car in 1 mobile...
    • 9 years ago



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  • barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah Are aage kya hua? Hona kya tha "RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dhoom 3 John,Hirtik nad Aamir on bike with speed of 200 km-hr . . . & . . Rajinikanth overtakes them with Bicycle and says "Beta save fuel... Use cycle"
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Var CID Officer Daya Darwajo Todava Gayo, Pan Jindgi Ma Peli Var Tenathi Darwajo Na Tutyo, Thodi Var Pachhi Andar Thi Awaj Aavyo... . . Aa RAJNIKANT Nu Ghar Chhe.
    • 9 years ago



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