Rajnikanth Jokes

Once Rajnikanth hit a boy on the nose.., . . . . . . . . . . That boy 2day is known as, ‘Himesh Reshammiya’!!

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Rajnikant ko IPL ki team Chennai superking ka coach banaya gaya. Result- CSK Won Fifa world cup,Cricket world cup, Australian open, & WWE :)

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Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi Thi ? Kaliya: Sarkar 1 Gabbar: Aur Tum ? Kaliya: 100 Gabbar: Fir Whi Wapis Paa Gye Wo Bhi Khali Hath, Kon Tha Woh ? Kaliya: RAJNIKANT Gabbar: Opps! Sorry Bhai!!

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Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

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Rajnikant: Aaj Mere Kutte Ne Anda Diya. Big B: Kutta Kab Se Anda Dene Laga? Rajnikant: Ye Rajni Ka Style Hai. Maine Apni Murgi Ka Naam Kutta Rakha Hai

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barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah ! ! ! ! ! Are aage kya hua? ? ? ? ? Hona kya tha.. ! ! ! ! ! "RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum..:D

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Graham bell invented telephone & went for tea... ... ... ... When he returned . . ... ... There were 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth.

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If you Google search "Rajnikant Getting kicked" you will generate zero results. It just does not happen.

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What travels faster then sound . . . . Its "Light" . .. I know u all were expecting it to be "Rajnikant" His speed cannot b measured...

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N0kia is expected 2 launch N0KIA R-1 ... "Rajnikanth" series in 2011 With 10 sims at a time 500GB memory 320 M.pixels camera. TV,Fridge,AC & Car in 1 mobile...

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Ram aur Ravan ladai kr rhe the. Ravan- chal mai ja rha hu, bye. Ram- kyu? Dar gya Ravan- abe! Piche dkh rajnikant aa rha h

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Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants, 2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo Why? To Play chess!!!!!!

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Ek baar Rajnikant ne itna jor se paada, ki paad ke sath kuch dane baahar aa gaye. aaj wahi dane market me Rs.6 ke milte hai. naam hai.. . . . Rajni Gandha:)

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did the BRITISH leave INDIA in 1947...??? . . . . Because they came to know that a baby named RAJNIKANTH was about to be born in 1949...;)

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Breaking News.... . Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book. . And Voldemort himself is the 8th horcrux of Ranjinikanth...

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Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho Boy:Ha Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi.

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In 2010, Rajnikanth released a film named Robot . . . The history will repeat, . . In 3010, Robots will release a film named Rajnikanth.

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Rajnikant power.!!! The box office collection of the movie TEES MAAR KHAN, ... was less then.... ... ... ... ... parking collection of ROBOT..!!!

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Teacher: What Sort Of Animal Is A Slug? Mohan: A Snail With A Housing Problem!

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one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars. they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’ later they found that . . . . . rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth...

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