Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy, he kicked him so
hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom
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today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"
Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
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Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
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Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P
Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u ???
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rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it..
Ek baar Rajnikant ne itna jor se paada, ki paad ke sath kuch dane baahar aa gaye.
aaj wahi dane market me Rs.6 ke milte hai.
naam hai..
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Rajni Gandha:)
CID vs RAJNIKANT:
Wo hum pe, hum unpe marne lage,
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wo hum pe, hum unpe marne lage,
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ACP-Daya pata karo log hume chhodh kar RAJNIKANT k msg kyo karne lage???
1 Var CID Officer Daya Darwajo Todava Gayo,
Pan Jindgi Ma Peli Var Tenathi Darwajo Na Tutyo,
Thodi Var Pachhi Andar Thi Awaj Aavyo...
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Aa RAJNIKANT Nu Ghar Chhe.
आधे घंटे बाद शादी की पार्टी में आसमान से एक उड़नतश्तरी उतरी। उसमे से एक एलियन बाहर आया और हाथ जोड़ के रजनीकांत से बोला, “सर, प्लीज आवाज कम कर लीजिये, कल मेरे बच्चे का एग्जाम
RECENTLY there was a fight between
Rajnikant and a Tiger..
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Surprise,
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surprise
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Rajnikanth ran away from there
Why ??
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To Save the Tiger.. Only 1400 are left!
Otherwise u know Rajnikant...