Ek Var Rajnikante Stock Market Ma Rupiya Rokya.
Vicharo Shu Thayu Hashe?
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Biju Shu Thay Gaya Paisa Ena,
Rajni Hoy Ke Ena Bapa Ahiya Koinu Na Chale.
Dhoom 3
John,Hirtik nad Aamir on bike with speed of 200 km-hr
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Rajinikanth overtakes them with Bicycle and says
"Beta save fuel... Use cycle"
Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana.
Adhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or
Alien Nikal Kr Bola Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye Mere Bete Ka Kl Exam H.
RECENTLY there was a fight between
Rajnikant and a Tiger..
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Surprise,
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surprise
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Rajnikanth ran away from there
Why ??
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To Save the Tiger.. Only 1400 are left!
Otherwise u know Rajnikant...
1 Var CID Officer Daya Darwajo Todava Gayo,
Pan Jindgi Ma Peli Var Tenathi Darwajo Na Tutyo,
Thodi Var Pachhi Andar Thi Awaj Aavyo...
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Aa RAJNIKANT Nu Ghar Chhe.
Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
Highlight of the year 2050….!!! 1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22. 2. Golmaal 15 isready for release. 3. I will play the next world cup –Sachin Tendulkar. 4. Shahid & Saif attended Kareena’s 8th wedding. 5.Petrol – Rs 1984/ litre.
Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donatekiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?
Anyone guess
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The Great Khali.
Someone offered a Mobile phone to RAJINI... He simply refused the offer... And that brand became the most famous mobile Company...
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Its "NoKia"
bcauz RAJINI ne usko no kia... :)
- Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
- Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
- Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
- Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV
Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
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Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
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Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P