Rajnikanth Jokes, New Whatsapp Status

Teacher: What Sort Of Animal Is A Slug? Mohan: A Snail With A Housing Problem!

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Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Rajnikant Savare Uthine Morning Walk Ma NIkryo, Bapore U.S Police Tene Pakdi Lidho... . . Kem Ke Te Visa Vagar Chalto- Chalto America Pochi Gayo Hato.

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Highlight of the year 2050….!!! 1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22. 2. Golmaal 15 isready for release. 3. I will play the next world cup –Sachin Tendulkar. 4. Shahid & Saif attended Kareena’s 8th wedding. 5.Petrol – Rs 1984/ litre.

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The statement "nobody can cheat death" is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.

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Once Rajnikanth hit a boy on the nose.., . . . . . . . . . . That boy 2day is known as, ‘Himesh Reshammiya’!!

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Ek baar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jaante hai? Anyone guess . . . The Great Khali. By - sharique[HAIDAR NAGAR]

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Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.

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Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi Thi ? Kaliya: Sarkar 1 Gabbar: Aur Tum ? Kaliya: 100 Gabbar: Fir Whi Wapis Paa Gye Wo Bhi Khali Hath, Kon Tha Woh ? Kaliya: RAJNIKANT Gabbar: Opps! Sorry Bhai!!

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Ram aur Ravan ladai kr rhe the. Ravan- chal mai ja rha hu, bye. Ram- kyu? Dar gya Ravan- abe! Piche dkh rajnikant aa rha h

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When I was in school, someone stole my rough notes of english, And now they call it. "OXFORD DICTIONARY" Crazy People..! . By: Rajnikant..!

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Kal pure INDIA me 3 hour ke liye light chali jayegi~ ... Pata Hai Kyu? . Kyuki. . . Rajnikant mobile charge karega.

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Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury.. How ?? . . . Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.

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Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya. Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila? kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind

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Ek Baar Rajnikath Ne Powder Liya Tha Apne Daat Ko Mazbuut Karne Keliye Aaj Woh Powder Ambuja Cement Ke Naam Se Jaana Jaata Hein.

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Rajnikant ko IPL ki team Chennai superking ka coach banaya gaya. Result- CSK Won Fifa world cup,Cricket world cup, Australian open, & WWE :)

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Girl- Ek chutki Sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Rajni Babu...;-( Rajnikanth-0.00000000000007892724576 Rs.per grm.... mind it..;-)

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Doctor on phone- Mere Bachhe ko current laga hai, mai kya karu? . . . Doc- Pehle Aap Bhagwan ko shukriya karein ki apke yaha bijli aa rahi hai....

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Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog ........ Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking in India!

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Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend Infront of a kid. Now the kid is known as... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Emran hashmi.:)

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