Rajnikanth Jokes, New Whatsapp Status

Rajnikant on kbc",- Amitabhji- Rajniji ke lie pehla quistion pes kia jae... On camputer screen- cn i use life line....?

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The statement "nobody can cheat death" is a personal insult to Rajinikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.

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did the BRITISH leave INDIA in 1947...??? . . . . Because they came to know that a baby named RAJNIKANTH was about to be born in 1949...;)

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CID vs RAJNIKANT: Wo hum pe, hum unpe marne lage, . wo hum pe, hum unpe marne lage, . ACP-Daya pata karo log hume chhodh kar RAJNIKANT k msg kyo karne lage???

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Ram aur Ravan ladai kr rhe the. Ravan- chal mai ja rha hu, bye. Ram- kyu? Dar gya Ravan- abe! Piche dkh rajnikant aa rha h

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Someone offered a Mobile phone to RAJINI... He simply refused the offer... And that brand became the most famous mobile Company... . . . Its "NoKia" bcauz RAJINI ne usko no kia... :)

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If you Google search "Rajnikant Getting kicked" you will generate zero results. It just does not happen.

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Ek baar Rajnikanth ki bhagwan aur bhoot se ladaai hui.. . . . . . . . . . . Result- Aaj bhagwan upar hai aur bhoot gayab hai.. ;) :

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Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Ek baar Rajnikant ne itna jor se paada, ki paad ke sath kuch dane baahar aa gaye. aaj wahi dane market me Rs.6 ke milte hai. naam hai.. . . . Rajni Gandha:)

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Once upon a time rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeths. . . . . . . . Now that powder is used as “CEMENT”..:)

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Toofani anderi raat mein... kabristan ke andere jungle mein.. ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha.. . . . . . . . . . . . . "gabra mat sab beham aur afwaah hai.. Koi rajnikant bajnikant nahi hota

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Highlight of the year 2050….!!! 1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22. 2. Golmaal 15 isready for release. 3. I will play the next world cup –Sachin Tendulkar. 4. Shahid & Saif attended Kareena’s 8th wedding. 5.Petrol – Rs 1984/ litre.

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Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants, 2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo Why? To Play chess!!!!!!

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1 var Rajnikant Swimming karva Hind Mahasagar Pahochyo Tarta Tarta Madh Dariye Pahochyo Tya tene Joyu K Naresh Kanodia Shark(Fish) ne Mamra Khavdavto hato.

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Kal pure INDIA me 3 hour ke liye light chali jayegi~ ... Pata Hai Kyu? . Kyuki. . . Rajnikant mobile charge karega.

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TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi, Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata... wo ye hai ki... ... Titanic ki puri shooting . . . . Rajnikanth k BATH TAB me hui thi...

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रजनीकांत: आज मेरे कुत्ते ने अण्डा दिया. बिग-बी: कुत्ते कब से अण्डा देने लगे??? रजनीकांत: ये रजनी की स्टाइल है. मैंने अपनी मुर्गी का नाम कुत्ता रखा है.

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Premika- Lal Quila red kyon hai? Premi- Kyon ki Rajnikanth ne paan kha ke uspe thuka tha. Aur ab ye mat puchna Taj Mahal white..kyo hai???

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Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya. . . . Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga? . . . Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai. Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P

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