Rajnikanth Jokes

Rajnikant: Aaj Mere Kutte Ne Anda Diya. Big B: Kutta Kab Se Anda Dene Laga? Rajnikant: Ye Rajni Ka Style Hai. Maine Apni Murgi Ka Naam Kutta Rakha Hai

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Once again, Rajnikant thought of making a website on whatever he knows... . . . . . . Of course the site is... . . . . . (-: ...WIKIPEDIA... :-)

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Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya. Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila? kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind

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1ce James Bond shoots a prsn & say I m Bond, James Bond. Climax- Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n’ Bond dies d prsn says- I m Kant, Rajnikant.

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did the BRITISH leave INDIA in 1947...??? . . . . Because they came to know that a baby named RAJNIKANTH was about to be born in 1949...;)

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one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars. they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’ later they found that . . . . . rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth...

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Question: What is the moral of Rajnikant’s movie “ROBOT Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti hai.

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1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy, he kicked him so hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom . . today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"

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When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

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People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Rajinikanth Updates Status Via Calculator!

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Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants, 2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo Why? To Play chess!!!!!!

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barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah Are aage kya hua? Hona kya tha "RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum.

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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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Rajnikanth bought a new road roller, Do you know why..? . .. . .. To iron his clothes...

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Worldcup 2014 schedule GROUP A AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA …GROUP B IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND. GROUP C RAJNIKANTH….

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Once Rajnikanth teachs a kid How to open the door without Ringing the bell Now that kid is know as Cid inspector Daya.

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Rajinikanth proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.

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Once a beggar was singing on a road. Rajnikant got impressed and give him his Gold ornaments. Today that beggar is known as . . "Bappi Lehri...":

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1 var Rajnikant Swimming karva Hind Mahasagar Pahochyo Tarta Tarta Madh Dariye Pahochyo Tya tene Joyu K Naresh Kanodia Shark(Fish) ne Mamra Khavdavto hato.

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What travels faster then sound . . . . Its "Light" . .. I know u all were expecting it to be "Rajnikant" His speed cannot b measured...

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