Rajnikanth Jokes

Graham bell invented telephone & went for tea... ... ... ... When he returned . . ... ... There were 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth.

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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya. . . . Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga? . . . Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai. Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P

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Basketball player to RAJNIKANT: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u ??? . . rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it..

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Bacha:" DAD aapko pata chale ki Me 1st Division me paas hua to aap ko kesa Lage ga..??? . . . . . DAD:" Mai to khushi se Pagal ho Jaun ga.. . . . . Bacha:" Basss,, isi Darr se Me Fail ho gya... PA1

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Rajnikant Savare Uthine Morning Walk Ma NIkryo, Bapore U.S Police Tene Pakdi Lidho... . . Kem Ke Te Visa Vagar Chalto- Chalto America Pochi Gayo Hato.

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1. Once Rajnikanth scanned anti-virus. 2. Once Rajnikanth taught a child to speak very fast english, that child is today kn as famous rapper eminem. 3. Oxford can give any word meaning but rajnikanth can give meaning of oxford. 4. Rajnikanth does not laugh on jokes, jokes get serious on him. 5. Rajnikanth once drank liquor and took with, now liquor got higher and which is now unconscious

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Rajnikant on kbc",- Amitabhji- Rajniji ke lie pehla quistion pes kia jae... On camputer screen- cn i use life line....?

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Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants, 2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo Why? To Play chess!!!!!!

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Rajinikanth proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.

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People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Rajinikanth Updates Status Via Calculator!

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People Who Set Questions For CAT Paper.. Will Have To Pass RAT Paper From This Year Onwards.. RAT PAPER: (RAJANIKANT APTITUDE TEST)

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Long ago, Men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called SAINTS! Now they are called HUSBANDS!

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Girl- Ek chutki Sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Rajni Babu...;-( Rajnikanth-0.00000000000007892724576 Rs.per grm.... mind it..;-)

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Rajnikanth does not need a visa 2 travel abroad, he jumps from the tallest building in chennai holds himself in d air while d earth rotates.

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