Rajnikanth Jokes

Rajinikanth proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.

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Ricky ponting is visiting every church in Australia only to Thank God that . . . . Rajnikant is not in INDIAN CRICKET TEAM.!!

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one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars. they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’ later they found that . . . . . rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth...

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Rajnikant: Aaj Mere Kutte Ne Anda Diya. Big B: Kutta Kab Se Anda Dene Laga? Rajnikant: Ye Rajni Ka Style Hai. Maine Apni Murgi Ka Naam Kutta Rakha Hai

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did the BRITISH leave INDIA in 1947...??? . . . . Because they came to know that a baby named RAJNIKANTH was about to be born in 1949...;)

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Once again, Rajnikant thought of making a website on whatever he knows... . . . . . . Of course the site is... . . . . . (-: ...WIKIPEDIA... :-)

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Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury.. How ?? . . . Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.

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ek Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje ek bhoot doosre bhoot ko samja raha tha ghabra mat.... Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h koi Rajnikant- vajnikantnai nahi hota....:)

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once James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond. climax:~ but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies the person says “i m kanth, rajnikanth”

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Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai? Anyone guess . . . The Great Khali.

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barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah Are aage kya hua? Hona kya tha "RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum.

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Rajnikant ko IPL ki team Chennai superking ka coach banaya gaya. Result- CSK Won Fifa world cup,Cricket world cup, Australian open, & WWE :)

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1 Var CID Officer Daya Darwajo Todava Gayo, Pan Jindgi Ma Peli Var Tenathi Darwajo Na Tutyo, Thodi Var Pachhi Andar Thi Awaj Aavyo... . . Aa RAJNIKANT Nu Ghar Chhe.

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Highlight of the year 2050….!!! 1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22. 2. Golmaal 15 isready for release. 3. I will play the next world cup –Sachin Tendulkar. 4. Shahid & Saif attended Kareena’s 8th wedding. 5.Petrol – Rs 1984/ litre.

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Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho Boy:Ha Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi.

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