Rajnikanth Jokes

1ce James Bond shoots a prsn & say I m Bond, James Bond. Climax- Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n’ Bond dies d prsn says- I m Kant, Rajnikant.

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Once upon a time rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeths. . . . . . . . Now that powder is used as “CEMENT”..:)

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Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog ........ Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking in India!

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Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!

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Rajnikant ka 1 rupaye balcony se gir gaya Rajnikant niche pahuncha toh userupaya nai mila kyo?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rajnikant ek rupaye se pehle niche pahunch gaya tha . . . Pata he zyada ho gaya -_-

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Ek baar Rajnikanth ki bhagwan aur bhoot se ladaai hui.. . . . . . . . . . . Result- Aaj bhagwan upar hai aur bhoot gayab hai.. ;) :

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Graham bell invented telephone & went for tea... ... ... ... When he returned . . ... ... There were 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth.

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Premika- Lal Quila red kyon hai? Premi- Kyon ki Rajnikanth ne paan kha ke uspe thuka tha. Aur ab ye mat puchna Taj Mahal white..kyo hai???

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RECENTLY there was a fight between Rajnikant and a Tiger.. . . Surprise, . . . surprise . . . Rajnikanth ran away from there Why ?? . . . . To Save the Tiger.. Only 1400 are left! Otherwise u know Rajnikant...

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If you Google search "Rajnikant Getting kicked" you will generate zero results. It just does not happen.

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Once Rajnikanth teachs a kid How to open the door without Ringing the bell Now that kid is know as Cid inspector Daya.

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Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants, 2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo Why? To Play chess!!!!!!

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Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.

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Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya. Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila? kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind

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Once Rajanikant decided to stare at the Sun The sun got scared and hid itself behind the Moon Later this situation was named as . . . . . . SOLAR ECLIPSE.

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People Who Set Questions For CAT Paper.. Will Have To Pass RAT Paper From This Year Onwards.. RAT PAPER: (RAJANIKANT APTITUDE TEST)

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ek Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje ek bhoot doosre bhoot ko samja raha tha ghabra mat.... Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h koi Rajnikant- vajnikantnai nahi hota....:)

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Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana. Adhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or Alien Nikal Kr Bola Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye Mere Bete Ka Kl Exam H.

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Rajnikanth does not need a visa 2 travel abroad, he jumps from the tallest building in chennai holds himself in d air while d earth rotates.

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Ek Bar Rajnikant Ka 10 Rs Ka Note 3rd Floor Se Niche Gir Gaya. Jab Wo Niche Aya To Wo Note Nahi Mila. Kyou Kyonki Wo Note Girne Se Pehle Rajinikant Niche Pahonch Chuka Tha.

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