once James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond.
climax:~
but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies
the person says
“i m kanth, rajnikanth”
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
आधे घंटे बाद शादी की पार्टी में आसमान से एक उड़नतश्तरी उतरी। उसमे से एक एलियन बाहर आया और हाथ जोड़ के रजनीकांत से बोला, “सर, प्लीज आवाज कम कर लीजिये, कल मेरे बच्चे का एग्जाम
RECENTLY there was a fight between
Rajnikant and a Tiger..
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Surprise,
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surprise
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Rajnikanth ran away from there
Why ??
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To Save the Tiger.. Only 1400 are left!
Otherwise u know Rajnikant...
Rajnikant: mere pas admision k lie grade hai,
knolege hai,
dimag hai
paisa hai,
tumhare pas kya hai?
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naresh kanodia: Bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6.
N0kia is expected 2 launch N0KIA R-1
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"Rajnikanth" series in 2011 With 10 sims at a time
500GB memory 320 M.pixels camera.
TV,Fridge,AC & Car in 1 mobile...
TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata...
wo ye hai ki...
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Titanic ki puri shooting
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Rajnikanth k BATH TAB me hui thi...
Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u ???
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rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it..
Once Rajanikant decided to stare at the Sun
The sun got scared and hid itself behind the Moon
Later this situation was named as
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SOLAR ECLIPSE.
1 Var CID Officer Daya Darwajo Todava Gayo,
Pan Jindgi Ma Peli Var Tenathi Darwajo Na Tutyo,
Thodi Var Pachhi Andar Thi Awaj Aavyo...
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Aa RAJNIKANT Nu Ghar Chhe.
Rajnikant – Aaj mere Kutte ne and a diya....
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Big B – Kutta kab se anda dene laga?...
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Rajnikant – Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai…
Someone offered a Mobile phone to RAJINI... He simply refused the offer... And that brand became the most famous mobile Company...
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Its "NoKia"
bcauz RAJINI ne usko no kia... :)