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  • Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar Rajnikant ne itna jor se paada, ki paad ke sath kuch dane baahar aa gaye. aaj wahi dane market me Rs.6 ke milte hai. naam hai.. . . . Rajni Gandha:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once a beggar was singing on a road. Rajnikant got impressed and give him his Gold ornaments. Today that beggar is known as . . "Bappi Lehri...":
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikant: Aaj Mere Kutte Ne Anda Diya. Big B: Kutta Kab Se Anda Dene Laga? Rajnikant: Ye Rajni Ka Style Hai. Maine Apni Murgi Ka Naam Kutta Rakha Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 var Rajnikant Swimming karva Hind Mahasagar Pahochyo Tarta Tarta Madh Dariye Pahochyo Tya tene Joyu K Naresh Kanodia Shark(Fish) ne Mamra Khavdavto hato.
    • 10 years ago



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  • People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Rajinikanth Updates Status Via Calculator!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once upon a time rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeths. . . . . . . . Now that powder is used as “CEMENT”..:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya. . . . Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga? . . . Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai. Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ram aur Ravan ladai kr rhe the. Ravan- chal mai ja rha hu, bye. Ram- kyu? Dar gya Ravan- abe! Piche dkh rajnikant aa rha h
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arey O, KisNe BOLa ki Rajni*Sir kucH bHi kAr SAktE Hai..? . . NAHI!! . . *Q-ki wOh AgAr kUCh bHi kAr PatE tO APNe tAKLe pE kHUd bAAL Ugatey*
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1ce James Bond shoots a prsn & say I m Bond, James Bond. Climax- Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n’ Bond dies d prsn says- I m Kant, Rajnikant.
    • 10 years ago



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  • When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor on phone- Mere Bachhe ko current laga hai, mai kya karu? . . . Doc- Pehle Aap Bhagwan ko shukriya karein ki apke yaha bijli aa rahi hai....
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy, he kicked him so hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom . . today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"
    • 10 years ago



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  • one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars. they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’ later they found that . . . . . rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth...
    • 10 years ago



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  • रजनीकांत: आज मेरे कुत्ते ने अण्डा दिया. बिग-बी: कुत्ते कब से अण्डा देने लगे??? रजनीकांत: ये रजनी की स्टाइल है. मैंने अपनी मुर्गी का नाम कुत्ता रखा है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • In 2010, Rajnikanth released a film named Robot . . . The history will repeat, . . In 3010, Robots will release a film named Rajnikanth.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikant power.!!! The box office collection of the movie TEES MAAR KHAN, ... was less then.... ... ... ... ... parking collection of ROBOT..!!!
    • 10 years ago



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